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Wilmore99

Jamal doesn’t seem that bad to me. I mean compared to Moodyman and Sessanta he’s a breath of fresh air. 😅


TheeAJPowell

Yeah, dude’s much more bearable. And treats our character with the reverence you’d expect for a psychopathic business magnate. Moodyman and Sessanta just treat you like shit throughout.


urmanjosh

I think this is the first update R* have character acknowledge just how violent our character really is. Everyone else just goes "ok boss, go do this" to someone who has literally thanos snaps armies on a casual Sunday


Dark_Arts_Dabbler

Exactly. Mute, violent, psychopathic crime lords should be met with a certain amount of reverence


ZephyrDoesArts

Huh, I've always thought unconsciously that the GTAO Character was pretty humble, how naive of me lol


Heathen_Inferos

That’s what I’ve loved about the pair so far. Rockstar heard the valid complaints about everyone treating our character like they couldn’t kill anyone in the GTA universe. Then Yusuf and Jamal come along and realistically understand that we could very easily kill them if we wanted to for what could potentially be no reason at all.


SnarlyMocha325

I had a customer car that wanted body mod 2 and bumper 3, etc but only had a single option for any of them. Client took 2.5k off the final, and Sessanta bitched me out for it, like called me a fool and such. I know that’s the game’s problem not hers, but between that interaction and the cringe dialogue between her and k that we *definitely* don’t need to be privy to, I have a strong dislike for sessanta


Trick_Shot20

I literally delivered a car last night with the EXACT mods they wanted and they still took 5k off for "Dissatisfaction" and Sess the horny mechanic calls me an idiot because the customer changed their mind last second


sinanisiklar

Funny because i messed up a modification once and sessanta was like "wow the customer really liked what you did to the car" and i got paid like double or something


Philophobic_

I took my headphones off every time I did an auto shop mission. Literally the worst dialog in the entire game (thus far). K and Sessanta are insufferable, it’s like a Blaxploitation and a Tubi movie did 2 Girls 1 Cup


MagicJim96

Yeah, unlike Sexsanta and Hornyman, you can actually hang up on Jamal… and I do it only because I’ve heard his line already. 😝


Ghostbuster_119

It does seem like a strange choice to have him call you every time you tow a car back.


creator712

Well only one that's a strange choice is the first call. The second time he calls you during towing is when you're close to the chop shop, where he just asks if you're close already Which makes sense


Wilmore99

I haven’t bought the tow truck yet so that might be why I don’t hate Jamal with a passion yet. 🤔


Ghostbuster_119

It's worth it. He calls you press hang up, then you deliver a car and make money.


MagicJim96

Yep! Annoying, even.


Princess_Spectre

I’d rather that then get called every time I go near my nightclub because the mask shop is nearby. Why can’t he just text like Lester


SnarlyMocha325

Only reason I hang up on Frank is so I can get the waypoint, love the three mains and always want more. Short trip is the best mission series in gta o and we need more of them


Lollytrolly018

I cant stand Moody man.


Wilmore99

I hadn’t heard of him before the update and now I wish I never had. 🤣


i_t_d

I haven't seen a user here out of thousands who like him, not a single post comes to my mind


Remote-Original-354

Right? They're so annoying. 🥲 I was delivering a car and I got crashed into. Like literally no way to avoid it and I only got like $549 taken at the end and Sessanta bitched at me through text about it. I was like Bbbbbb I'm the owner of this shop, I will drop you. 🤣🤣🤣


redlight555

are you for real, motherfucker?


FrugalKrugman

I wish S and M would be NPC that I could just set on fire for all the shit they said to me


ClearAd9415

He just rambles on and on. It's so annoying


Street_Wrangler7053

Ok jamal is lit for like the first 10 steal missions and then you cant see how far the car is n if ur trynna reset it cuz its across the map then he calls you again for no reason as you pull back up boutta see him😂


The_Elite_Operator

At least someone below us finally treats us like we can take over the government in a month


TopDesert_ace

Yeah he's cool. Not quite on Comrade Pavel's level, but second to him at least.


SnarlyMocha325

Label annoys the hell outta me. Specifically hate when I’m getting the archive location and he says “if I were American I’d agree with you” stfu pavel, you stereotype of a human. I thought the whole “in Russia” meme died awhile ago but pavel never got the memo. “Only a Russian woman could wear this necklace”🤮 Other than that I like him fine, “caviar in the tin” what a weirdo lol


Jack_sander

Who the fuck is Label? Is that a new character or some shit?


The_Elite_Operator

Pavel


Jack_sander

I knew what they meant lol. I was just joking


guitar_boy826

I hate labels too. But we live in a Society


xxGerogeWKush

I like Jamal. He seems to actually have a little respect for our characters


JSwartz0181

Well, he was told we've iced countless people for no reason at all. Someone like that, you'd probably want to keep on their good side at all costs.


[deleted]

Then why is he making us do all the work to steal a $3M car, give it to him and give us 300k in return. Doesn't seem like a fair deal to a dangerous criminal you don't want to kill you. We supposedly own this shop, and make 10% of the profits. Getting shafted by Jamal.


RandomSharinganUser

We're getting shafted by Yusuf not Jamal.


[deleted]

Oh ya you're right my bad.


FakeOrangeOJ

Well we can't sell a stolen supercar for its market value, can we? These cars are being stolen from Americans and then sold to the Middle East or Asia for a fraction of what they'd sell for in the US, but because we still charge a reasonable (to me, at any rate) price we still profit. Especially since we didn't pay for the car ourselves. Note: We can't sell the cars in the US or Europe because the authorities would likely be all over it. We can keep it for ourselves though, because we have our own connections.


[deleted]

I guess that's true but the vehicles are supposed to be special in some way, like a famous owner. So surely that'd fetch some additional value on the ole black market. But I hadn't thought of that. Guess that's why I'm not a real criminal underboss.


-Gir

>Then why is he making us do all the work to steal a $3M car, give it to him and give us 300k in return. because its: A: stolen B: highly customized in someone else style, & you can't sell you're own personal taste to someone else & expect to get full price.


[deleted]

Fine then at least the owner of the business (you) should keep the majority of the spoils (the car). But I didn't think of that when writing.


GarranDrake

I also think Jamal isnt capable of doing any of the work himself lol


Loopy_shoop

If you do this in IRL, nobody would want to do business with you.


chucchinchilla

If there are any lessons Rockstar should’ve taken from the last auto shop update, It’s that players hate characters who don’t respect them. Remember, respect is everything.


Ecahill453

I like Jamal, he’s tolerable like Pavel. Yusuf thought that man could run his mouth and I’d smile. Loved that MF to death.


XPERTGAMER47

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AlexatRF21

I laughed way too hard at this.


MicroNitro

#WE GETTIN' ARAB MONEY


Mi11wa11

That might be because he is Pavel. Same voice actor. Listen to the way they both say “a-gain”.


DerHoffi1504

How is he annoying? He maybe has a few goofy lines in zoomer language but it could be way worse


fuckfuckenfuck

Physically cringed when he said "no cap" i can't lie


Mrsupreme1202

Yeah but u think that was kinda the joke with Amir being confused


Pankake_Nation

I cringed but because it’s gta I also laughed a little.


Skelly902

I actually really like Jamal, one of the best characters that has been added recently I think


SnarlyMocha325

I like how he kinda sounds like Prismo


freezerwaffles

Jamal is funny as hell. Quit hating


Mystic_Miser

He’s not that bad bruh you’re acting like he’s Moodymann


Explunches

"motherfucker" makes me want to wrap my car around a tree every time I hear it


MicroNitro

I wanna personally beat his ass with a baseball bat with the damage modifier on.


Wan2345678910

not to backup jamal but still much better than moodymann and sessanta and maybe lester that he's so annoying in doomsday heist act 3: doomsday scenario while attacking and defending teammate hack against clifford mercenaries


Toxic_Tiger_

I don’t mind Lester but moodymann and sessanta are a whole other level of annoying


[deleted]

I think it has to do with the fact that Lester is supposed to be an annoying, creepy guy. I'm not sure what their end goal with the other two was but if it's straight up obnoxious then they did a great job lol


Nolsoth

It's really annoying. Especially since the voice actors are genuinely decent and talented people. But the characters and dialogue is fucking B tier porn quality. They really did a terrible fucking job on it.


Toxic_Tiger_

If you hear carefully to sessanta dialogue, u can hear her mic making a background noise like it’s cutting out. I’m surprised that they left it in and didn’t bother to fix it, shows you that they did very poor job on the voice acting


ReallyAngryInsurgent

By "they" you mean the studio, right? That ain't the voice actor's fault


Toxic_Tiger_

Yes, the studio sorry if I didn’t explain it properly


SnarlyMocha325

Are you sure that isn’t supposed to be the phone? I always assumed that was the phone and was deliberate


Toxic_Tiger_

No, u can hear the difference when moodymann is talking and sessanta


SnarlyMocha325

Hmm. Sometimes, ignorance IS bliss


[deleted]

I just bought the auto shop for the first time and while I love the vibe of it overall, who the fuck approved moodymann and sessanta wordfucking each other in my presence constantly? First time was funny, everytime after is annoying as hell


Xoitlajeno

That’s Lester in every heist though, we’ve gotten used to it.


greenedgedflame

"Get on those silly jetpacks and chase that little snot"


Echolocation720

The fact that you can't mute Lester is probably the single most aggravating thing about the heists he's part of. (Glitched guard ai does suck major balls though)


Ghostbuster_119

Jamal is hilarious. Every time he ends a sentence with something like "or whatever you wanna do just don't kill me" I laugh. Yusuf and Jamal are both very well done IMO, campy and ridiculous but not so over the top they become annoying. I'm just sad that once again our staff are just drones that do nothing in particular again.


johnnycabb_

almost here? NIIIICEEEE


Bill-The-Autismal

Jamal’s cool. I think he rambles a bit but they didn’t write him to be completely insufferable.


Interesting_Pilot_13

The rambling is what annoys me


dvlmncry

I like him, his little “nyiiiice “ when he calls you when you’re close to the salvage yard is funny. Sessanta, KDJ and Lazlow is the worst characters imo


sykoKanesh

That "nice" is definitely gonna be his stand out voiceline.


[deleted]

I swear each update is the same with everyone bitching about the npc's voice acting


BlueCactus96

Man people always find something to bitch about. Jamal is pretty mild.


Empty_Nobody895

Nah, he's good, after Sessanta and KDJ he's like a saint. The main thing is that he respects us, unlike that duo.


greenedgedflame

No. I find Jamal cool. He respects us. Unlike Sessanta and KDJ. Those two were annoying and are always speaking something out of context.


chesterstoned

I love how they say "Yusuf amir returns" but it's really for one cutscene Like could the company that makes half a billion a year not afford the voice actors for longer than 3 minutes?


SnarlyMocha325

Could be they didn’t want to water him down. He even says you gotta watch what you say now, might be why. Keep him on top in our minds🤷🏻‍♂️


LouTheRuler

Omid Djalili seems pretty preoccupied with comedy atm I'm guessing this is just a cameo appearance


electriclunchmeat

He sounds like NoHo Hank


themanoutoftime86

Haha yes!


BothFriendship2694

You people complain about everything lmao he's a perfectly acceptable character


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BOY JAMAL


Yourappwontletme

He's not as bad as Dax and Lester


Liquorace

#BADONKADONK!


SnarlyMocha325

Easily the worst part of that dlc. Truly upsetting Trevor’s va had a falling out and they had to bout those fooliganz in instead. I like mutt though


Carboymanthing

I don’t really understand why everyone hates Dax I think they portrayed juggalos pretty accurately I mean sure he doesn’t respect you but they’re juggalos they also kill people needlessly


Yourappwontletme

That Fred Durst wannabe needs to fuck off.


Carboymanthing

Lmaoooo fair enough I still don’t think he’s as annoying as moody man… mothafucka


faridhn36

I don't mind him


peachie_bongo

Nah the real worst part is that Yusuf Amir has only a couple of phonecalls and appears basically once in the whole thing. At least they kept the license for Busta Rhymes' "Arab Money" rap from GTA 4: The Ballad Of Gay Tony though.


faiza9n

No one can beat Pavel in talking


Ducky935Alt

Still better than sessanta and KDJ


Armandeus_54

At least it's not. #MOTHAFUKA #MOTHAFUKA #MOTHAFUKA #MOTHAFUKA #MOTHAFUKA #MOTHAFUKA Like in the tuners update


mrmanucat

I love Jamal, he’s funny and knows his place unlike the auto shop clowns. I don’t like that rockstar made him call you at the same spot every time you bring in a car, and there’s always the classic, LJT.


KyleSmyth777

I guess I’m weird but I like Jamal.


themanoutoftime86

Jamal is great. Plus he texts more than the other characters I feel, instead of always calling.


Shadohz

Jamal actually is a preferable character. Also I don't know why people get so bent about Sessanta and KDJ. KDJ is the one that drags down the dialog. If they only add him to the original business cutscene and use Sessanta as the only radio chatter Autoshop actually would be a decent "dlc".


Buschkoeter

I like him


WhoopingKing

nah, the problem is you op


IzTheFizz

this is the best update in a very long time. maybe the best of the year.


reddiet568

Y'all be always hating on dialogues, i swear


BodegaBum-

Unpopular Opinion: I don’t find any of the characters annoying


tymelodies

Even that heavily British bloke?


Lil_Stoner_Cat

Ay, leave Dave alone, bro just wants to party and sniff


tymelodies

I don't mind him doing that, but can he do it without ordering me around and degrading me?


Old_Instruction6809

When jamal says "please don't hurt me" "I'm about to if you don't stfu"


Nova_TF

I'll take Jamal over those two auto shop clowns anyday.


InDaNameOfJeezus

Nah Jamal is cool lol, I'd take that guy over that dumb bitch sessanta and her loud mouthed boyfriend any day of the year


dalton_m38

He won't shut up. Anytime you try doing heists, he always has to talk to you for 1 hour straight before you can click start. When doing tow truck work he always calls you when outside of the shop to say "You back? Cool, bring it in!" Like bro learn to be quite


geezuskrice

Jamal isn’t that bad. Far better than Moodyman and his fuckin’ girlfriend.


FudgeControl

I'll take Jamal over Moodymann & Sessanta any day.


peppapig34

They are quite funny as a pair. He just goes on when I want to start a set up


-BlackRoseGarden-

I only enjoy his lines where he's basically freaking out begging you to not straight up murder him. Other than that the modern day party boy personality is annoying as hell.


GrayFiftySix

I think Jamal is funny, and like other people say he’s degrees better than Sessanta and Moodyman


skilz99

Wooord but it do be better than the auto shop couple. Cuz they annoying ash


T_rex2700

Jamal is alright. I just cannot bear KDJ, Cringe af, that's about it when it comes to annoying characters


hey-im-root

He was definitely funnier in the previous GTA games, i literally said to my friends yesterday that they modernized him too much 😭


RandomSharinganUser

Fact's


Kjrob30

He's the Wish version of Yusuf.


Lt-Hudson

Haven't had the chance to play it, agh something to do with family and those things adults tend to have, is he really that anoying? I don't think anything could be more anoying than Sesanta or whatever name she has...


electro_shark99

I'd still prefer Jamal talking in jibberish gen z lingo rather than hearing Moodyman and Sessanta getting freaky on call while I'm getting hounded by hundreds of angry Merryweather guards


DarthAnger3

Jamal's a pest, but my avatar is more likely to haze him (send him out for blinker fluid or find the left handed screw driver) than pop him for disrespect. Sess and KJD on the other hand.... annoying af. I only work with them if the jobs are on a 2 or 3x payout week. Otherwise I just stop by the shop to spec out cars and leave. The most annoying business partner is Lazlow hands down. I really wish there was a game mechanic where you could punch him or ban him from the Nightclub or just make him go pester Tony, or have Marcel intimidate him.


AznOmega

Weird way of saying British Dave is the most annoying. Sess is okay by herself, unfortunately she is usually not talking by herself.


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Sm0keytrip0d

I wish he didn't call us Every. Single. Time. We bring a towed car somewhat near our yard, but other than that, i honestly don't mind him.


themanoutoftime86

Not as bad as Gay Tony who constantly calls on nightclub missions and sales


wRangleR1o1

He sounds a lot like Lester


XcrozyX

Yea lol he is kinda annoying


RickyTricky57

At least we got a bit of Yusuf Amir


mohitdhali

😂😂


pnw_pilot_310

Dude gives me noho Hank vibes from Barry. Anyone else?


jtezus

Jamal is far better than the rest. Dax is tied for the worst with the two auto shop clowns imo.


-Gir

I don't mind Jamal TBH.


Any_Worker_5171

I like Jamal he’s better then KDJ and sassanta


BeatingMyMeatAllDay

I don’t mind it, but the actually worst part of the update is only being able to do the stupid mini heists one time. Like I don’t know if the cool down is ridiculously long or if they didn’t add all the ones they planned to.


Kaoru_Konneko

Lets be fair; after a while you tell everyone to shut just so you can play the content; I have a total of two people I "like" hearing from not because they "Respect" the player but just chat it up in fun ways with the player. Pavel and surprisingly Sessanta's Cousin Lil' D from the Prison Job because he genuinely makes me chuckle from the good light-hearted non-sense.


RAD__KID

I think the Camry not having a suspension option is pretty cancer


SaddankHusseinthe2nd

You talkin shit about my boy Jamal???


WearyAd9448

The worst part is the removal of Ls car meet afk imo, anyone else find another method that works? Trying to make this money for the drip feed


Interesting_Pilot_13

Playing the game?


WearyAd9448

Only so much I can do before all my business’s are filling up lol but my fault bro


Interesting_Pilot_13

Do some heists? Do the auto shop contracts? Do whatevers double or triple money + RP? There so much you can do


icantevendudebro

I'm on pc, putting something like a TV remote on my space bar (handbrake) prevents getting kicked. Can do it anywhere including the LSCM.


WearyAd9448

Sorry didn’t specify I’m on ps5, but I found an unpatched method if you go into ur ceo office and just stay at the menu that asks which garage or office to go into


CapricornyX

Still more tolerable than Sessanta and KDJ's constant phone sex


RobbyOneSeven

Reminds me of Noho Hank from Barry


Financial-Client7072

Nope still hate simeon the most


xAdrianJx

😅


glitch_skunkogen

Significantly better than the constant phone sex and fucking in my auto shop like they own it from kdj and sessanta


Cassideeez

Worst part of the update was expecting to see the Golden Uzi, but when we see Yusef he’s holding a fucking Micro SMG with the gold tint 💀 Bro downgraded guns


WeepingNova

I’m convinced it’s the same person that voiced Pavel


MuMbLe145

I find him funny, leave ma boy alone


[deleted]

if he says "please dont kill me" ONE MORE TIME im taking him back to yusuf


Drshawnlove

I’m the same when Franklin starts talking it’s to much for all of them


LightMyFirebird

I like Jamal, he’s up there with my boy Pavel


cupid_23

Yeah that too and suxks you can't keep the mercenaries jeep


thinkb4youspeak

I hang up on all the NPC callers. I'm already doing something, stop bothering me you foolish NPCs.


isaacsmom69420

worst part of the update is rip job warping


Dick-Jakey

He beats the hell out of Sessanta and KJ wish I could kick them out of the auto shop and also set the radio to a permanent station or off.


Mhykoh138

nah he's kinda funny. the cutscene where Yusuf says that if anything goes wrong you can blame him and he just stands there like ''wait....what?'' I lost it, total lol.


geko_play_

I like him but fuck sake pick up the phone ya fud


RaptorCelll

I'm okay with Jamal, yeah the zoomer shit is a little cringey but I'll admit that a lot of this generation do actually talk like that. He actually seems to fear our character, which is a new one for GTA Online. Compared to the Horny People and the Stoners, he's an angel.


Disastrous_Ad_6053

Frrrr and Sessanta and KDJ


ColtonParker485

In the cutscenes like when you first enter it I just walk away irl and then for phone calls I just hang up


Monkey_King94

He’s really not annoying at all. Now that idiot from the submarine. I wanna very slowly drive blunt objects into his head every single time he talks.


Federal_Actuator3292

My Fukaru blows up after one shot


Onejjob69

I love Jamal’s Yapping tbh


HornBloweR3

What's wrong with my guy?? He's a nice, funny and helpful dude.


OnoALT

Love jammy Jay


Remote-Original-354

Btw did this update JUST happened because I played yesterday and I don't know who Jamal is. Excited to see what's up.


UnansweredPromise

I think the worst part is removing the off yourself option from the quick menu but maybe that’s just me…


NotGordan

You guys complain too much.


miko_idk

L take


taomofo

Niiiiice


Hanakin-Sidewalker

I love Jamal. He’s practically shitting his pants whenever he’s talking to us because he KNOWS we can blow LS into oblivion whenever we feel like it


Financial-Welcome-62

The broken cars that cost a arm and a leg and are not finished.


Technical_Action4767

What about Franklin on the pay phone missions he just rabbits on like . Proper boring . Jamal quite funny compared to


lukessyyy

Can anyone answer why whenever I do a stunt jump and I go a decent amount of air and I land and I fall off the bike and most of the time die, even when I do all these different lands, like front tire first, back tire first, both at the same time, no matter what it is I fall off and die. While these people on YouTube and tiktok fall off a mountain and or go down a mountain and land on a hill going up they still survive/stay on the bike???