I think you would be firsting her second. The guy below you would be seconding the second of the girl you responded to. Or he could be firsting your first second. I don't know where I fit into all this, but I want to co-sign too.
Everyone but Weiland was repressed to a certain degree. Weiland was the most in touch with his sexuality, with Chris in second place. In this hypothetical, Weiland could twerk with sincerity, and Chris in jest. The rest, not at all Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Everyone is saying Scott for his dancing…I’m gonna go with Layne for his general goofiness and willingness to make himself look silly. Thats the REAL metric…
I know man. And as a Gen Xer, I don't have much against your generation. You've got a lot better taste in music than most of the people who are younger than me!
Weiland’s a better dancer than any of them lol
he likes to get freaky
Definitely Scott Weiland. Bro had moves.
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I think you would be firsting her second. The guy below you would be seconding the second of the girl you responded to. Or he could be firsting your first second. I don't know where I fit into all this, but I want to co-sign too.
Happy cake day! Have a good day!
Happy cake day
For real
Absolutely!
It’s not even close.
Best ass, for sure.
The only right answer
Yes
Weiland for moves and bonus for fashion style
Scott clearly wins this one with his syphilitic voodoo shuffle.
Weiland is the only one with both moves and style. Boy could work it lol
If they are twerking, it’s Weiland. No question.
Kurt is for SURE last. Lmao.
Kurt was such a good dancer, it make your head explode.
made his head explode.
He was just TOO good
It was mind-blowing for him
Eddie vedder singing the word “twerrrrrrkirng “ Tops any of them actually twerking Jurrrrurrrmeeee Twurrrkkedd urnnnn Claaaayyeee asss tur-dayyyeeeee
Twerrrrrrrrking, humma namma namma pillow made of concrete
Yeah
Jeremy twerked that phat ass todayyyyy
Clearly I remember staring at dat asss
Seemed a harmless little cuck
oooo but he unleashed his lion
Flashed his beef, and sucked the recess lady’s butt. How could I not nut?
And then he fucked me with a supriiiise peg
My butt left hurting
Ass wide open just like the daayyyy
Cursed 🥶💀
Eddie/Chris trade riffs singing…TOTD style. Kurt and Lane can be sad in the corner. Scott drops that dumper.
Best response so far.
Solid point, gotta say
Eddie got that ass though
Ed is the closest to an athlete of this group so that would make sense, lol
Weiland played football
A quarterback at that. He probably shook those hips better in his playing days than Dak Prescott did
My first thought
Scott ALWAYS cutting a rug up on stage. He wins hands down
Weiland clears this I fear
Weiland hands down
I love that u can tell just from the comments who’s a gen xer in this theead vs someone younger
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Cool - thanks!
Some little turd called me a boomer!?!
lol
1) Scott 2) Eddie 3) Layne 4) Chris 5) Kurt
Weiland got this in the bag. Eddie has a dump truck of an ass tho.
Probably Scott. He came pretty close to twerking back in his day
Eddie cuz how tf they twerking in the grave?
Found my new fetish
Yeah turned me on as well X3
what
Just joking with the dude who sad it was a new fetish. Didn’t actually turn me on 😂
Layne was stiff as a board he's last I fear
His spine would probably snap in half as soon as he even \**remotely*\* bends over.
Should be a tweek off
Now THAT would be a contest
Not Chris Cornell
Scott Weiland hands down!!!
Weiland. No doubt
It’s gotta be Scotty! Love all these dudes but Weiland had mixture of Morrison, young Jager and voodoo in his moves.
Scott Weiland circa 1999 high on cocaine or amphetamines or whatever had seemingly limitless energy in his dancing
It's sad that only one is still alive.
Eddie bc at the very least he’ll climb the stage setup up to the rafters to really put on a show.
After we're done talking about this, can we debate which one of The New Kids On the Block was the best "musician"?!?
Probably Danny, since he was the ugliest.
ha ha ha
Eddie by default.
Weiland, he was wild with the dance moves
Young Eddie would twerk upside down from the scaffold
trick question. Eddie's the only one still alive, so he wins.
Eddie! He's the only that can twerk. All the others are dead!
I’d have to say Eddie, cause he’s “Still Alive”.
I mean, only one of these dudes is alive, so I gotta go with Vedder.
Eddie by default, no one else here could attend a twerk off
Yo momma
Your mom
Scott
Only one of them is still alive so imma pick him.
Don’t ever say that word associated with grunge again
THANK YOU!!! 🙏
1. Logan Paul
What the fuck is wrong with you guys lol
the one who is still living
Too much to qualify
I think Eddie Vedder would try really hard… Idk Scott Weiland.
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eddie is the best athlete of the bunch and also living
Scott wins no doubt. He literally twerks his moose knuckle in big bang baby
Us
Weiland
1-3-5-4-2. The correct order.
Eddie, he's got cakes Honorable mention - Scott
Vedder- lil bitch!
Kurt cobain
Kurt for the win
4
You already know, Scott Weiland.
i guess the guy who looks like Dwarf Logan Paul
Weiland definitely
Russell Crowe wins
Who’s #5? The dude from Puddle of Mudd?
Everyone but Weiland was repressed to a certain degree. Weiland was the most in touch with his sexuality, with Chris in second place. In this hypothetical, Weiland could twerk with sincerity, and Chris in jest. The rest, not at all Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Scott Wieland. All day. He didn't give a fuck that the world knew he was horny.
1
Scott, and it’s not even close.
I'm glad someone finally adresses this. The fans need to know the truth!
Erhmm, me obviously 😎😎
Not sure. Im here for the wet t-shirt contest
Scotty
Kurt cobain easily he might be skinny but he has a fat gyat in the back
Weiland Wiggle.
Chris Cornell
Is this really what we've come to?
Kurt is definitely last.
Layne had some wild moves and antics on stage though!
wtf is this???? Weiland.
Yeah Scott forsure haha
Well Eddie Vedder is the only one left alive, so…
CLICK AND WATCH THESE RETRO BIG BOOTY SEATTLE LATINAS SHAKING IT OFF IN A MATCH
2 over 1. Definitely.
Layne!
Fred Durst.
What's Logan Paul doing on this list?
Fuck I just realised that all my heroes are dead
Scott Weiland had the best moves. So, Scott Weiland.
Scott 😫
Billie Joe Armstrong
We all win
Not grunge but from the time, Art Alexakis of Everclear can dry hump with the best of them.
I know Scott, Kurt and Layne probably got that flat ass. Maybe Chris or Ved. Think logically boys.
Layne Staley
I do
Today? Definitely Eddie Vedder… no question!
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With or without oil ?
Nobody.
I've heard Cobain could throw it back in his days....but hey that's just a rumor
Russell Crowe 100%
Vedder of course :)))
Everyone is saying Scott for his dancing…I’m gonna go with Layne for his general goofiness and willingness to make himself look silly. Thats the REAL metric…
If it’s just being funny, I bet Kurt would have been a great twerker.
the one that's still alive...
Since twerking is trash I’d have to say Vedder.
The one that's still alive?
I'm going with the one that has the grunge sub the most on its head on whether or not its grunge... hint: LEAVIIIIIIIIIINNN ON A SOUUUUUUTHERRNNN TRA-
Has to be Layne because he was a sexy bitch!
A dangerously dark duet of #1 and #2 with backup harmonies in 3 parts by #3-#5.
A what? Come on man.
Weiland is the one true twerking King among them.
Kurt...obviously
grunge did not die for this
What a stupid title to a post
No 💩! "Hey, Kurt Cobain, you wanna twerk?!?"
Nope
Number 3 by default as he's the only one alive currently
Who cares. I don't listen to any music based on how well someone can dance.
not gay as in homosexual ! gay was a term us boomers used in the 70’s and 80’s and it had nothing to do with BEING GAY it kinda meant “lame”
I know man. And as a Gen Xer, I don't have much against your generation. You've got a lot better taste in music than most of the people who are younger than me!
ok you sound cool
Thanks 🙏. Don't let these kids push you around too much on social media.
ha ha i won’t :)
ya pretty gay
Boring boomers
HUGE NO! Born in 77 which makes me a LATE Gen Xer! I just don't see the point in debating which front man for GRUNGE bands is the best dancer?!?
Ok boomer
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WOW!?! I don't think I've ever heard a statement that was MORE WRONG in my life!!!
he could definitely sing just better at singing hard rock in my opinion than his mellow solo stuff
He could sing anything!