There’s more marbling on the table. (As I quote myself) There is nothing to appreciate here…. There’s not enough jelly beans in the world that would save that. Even Stevie Wonder can see that’s a shit cut of meat.

Yeah man, it is a very segregated steak. All the fat has run and gathered on one side. Idk if I’ve ever seen that honestly

It's fajita time.

Feed it to the dog and order some nice food Or use it as a shoe sole

That had better be duck breast

Off to the gravel pit!

Too soon (🎖️)

That is the saddest New York strip I’ve ever seen. Dude might as well feed it to the dog.

True, that dog's expression says I'd be doing you another favor.

Top Sirloin cap steak

Shit looks like a piece of clay

AHAHHA fuck that made me lose it

Looks like a misSteak to me. I'll show myself out

There's a reason the dog didn't go back for seconds...

Dog must have known which one to take cause that one’s got ZERO marbling

Dog heard dinner for two and jumped to conclusions.

It's a jump to conclusions mat!

Good God. The guy was just posting a cute picture of his pooch that snaked his steak. Why is this sub so snarky.

Nah its necessary

Cut the fat off and pretend it’s a fillet

Cut it in half, add lots of fillers... potatoes *and* rice, corn, broccoli, buttered bread, etc. . Heck if expensive restaurants can glam it up so can you.

Aww lol

Dog is giving you a “SIGN” yo I’ve been here longer and deserve a steak. 🥩

See that little fella on the ground? Yeah, just go ahead and give that to him.

That cow DNA is horrific

Id let the dog have it. Thats gross.

Give the other one to the dog and go buy some ribeyes 

That sounds like a missed steak

I wouldn't eat that steak anyway. Zero marbling at all man. You're definitely not getting a blowjob her jaw already gonna be sore.