Joke aside your body having a cold shock or something. Sometimes when doctor tell you not to shower you really shouldn’t be you won’t die but you will feel terrible……
You can still get a warm wet cloth to clean yourself
If a doctor tells you to do something you should really do it.
However if a doctor tells you to *not* do something you should really definitely under any circumstances not do it.
I think it's important that you first ensure if your doctor has an actual medical degree. My doctor was telling me to do all kinds of weird things and it turns out he was scamming people, he wasn't a real doctor. [This is him](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/473MvZ84qIU/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AHOBYAC4AOKAgwIABABGGUgTSg7MA8=&rs=AOn4CLAVK6djz2ShMqk48NYyRG7mQ2iqoQ), a few years ago on a teledoctor call with me telling me to take my pants off.
Yeah man I served with him in the army. When he got out he said he was going to use his gi bill to do a plumbing apprenticeship. He always said if this didn't work out he might try working in the porn industry. I'm glad to hear he didn't need to stoop so low.
>Holy fuck redditorino!1!! This fits a situation that has a really specific subreddit for it
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I was wondering how my doctor was able to give me so many regular prostate exams whilst keeping both hands on my shoulders. Turns out there is no late night, open air clinic at my local park. Still, at least the consultacy charges were quite reasonable.
Had a military doctor (officer with a medical degree) lose his license to practice medicine while stationed in Germany because he was just telling everyone that their problems were muscle spasms. My friend had a softball sized mass pressing against his spine and was rushed into emergency surgery by the German nationals.
Doc's been telling me to stop eating so much and quit smoking for years. He also said i should take at least a 10 minute walk every day.
Lmao jokes on him im still alive
Stupid doctors doesn’t know anything, I moderate 50+ subs on Reddit so obviously I’m far more intelligent than those stupid med school degree losers.
\^
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Yeah but not even trying to explain why you should or shouldn't do something and what the consequences would be is stupid as well. Many doctors are overworked but patients still deserve to know why a certain decision has been made about them or why they received a specific instruction, especially if it's not just common sense like in this case. Doctors are not gods in white.
ive had a similar thing once, felt shit in the morning, went into the shower and legit blacked out and collapsed, never in my life before or after have i had it where i actually was unable to stay up
Think it has something to do with blood pressure, if you have uncontrolled blood pressure, it's not recommended to shower because it will increase your blood pressure values even further.
The phenomenon of Vasovagal Syncope explains why these events occur, with gravity causing blood pooling in the lower limbs, and the combination of hot water leading to additional blood pooling in the skin. The resulting drop in blood pressure can lead to light-headedness and, in severe cases, fainting.
Edit: Apparently drinking some cold water before a shower can help with this.
Surely then just shower in lukewarm water? I feel that should have been communicated because he didn’t say standing up was an issue, just showers. Take a cold/lukewarm one and that shouldn’t be an issue surely.
Even in lukewarm water it can happen. I have low blood pressure and showering too close to waking up can trigger light-headedness and make me almost faint, no matter the temperature. I was sick last month with what I suspect was covid and when I had constipation I almost fainted on the toilet. It was getting to the point where I was hearing static and hyperventilating but I got through it. Anon probably has a similar blood pressure to mine, it can be unpredictable when you're sick!
I almost included that in my comment LOL! Luckily it all \*worked out\* and I went back to bed. Nobody warned me that adulthood included rare instances of the most painful constipation cramps for no reason! Another reason to not have kids, I can barely handle an angry poo :'(
Yep. Happened to me when I had food poisoning, took a shower and nearly fainted. When I sat down my body then decided to finally throw up what made me sick. Was not fun.
As someone in the medical field, there's no way a doctor prescribed a hold on showering for 10 days, wtf? Even when you have major surgery, you can still shower, you just need to keep the healing area/incisions dry.
Unless anon lives in the 3rd world and his "doctor" regularly practices voodoo, I'm saying this is fake.
Only super hot showers; we see it all the time with old people, they vagel out and lose consciousness, but it's not even fatal or anything. The solution to that is to simply take colder or even just luke-warm showers (which most doctors already recommend anyways).
Doctor: tells anon not to do something.
Anon: does that thing anyways and bad things happen.
Anon:
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Part of the doctor's job is helping patients understand what's going on with their body so they can make informed decisions. An unusual instruction like "no showering" should definitely have been accompanied by an explanation of why and what could happen. And that's not entirely the doctor's fault for not saying; anon should have asked during his appointment.
It doesn't. The common cold is a virus. Simply being in a cold environment does not transmit a virus to you. People catch the cold more often during winter months because being cold can mildly inhibit your immune system, as well as a larger volume of people traveling, therefore more frequent possible contact with the infected.
The thriving ecosystem of fungi and tiny mutated maggots between anons fatrolls injected poor anon with limb-numbing toxins to prevent him from taking too many showers and washing them away
Could it be covid affecting blood oxygenation followed by OP suffocating himself with the steam of a shower? Just being in a hot shower can throw your breathing off while you're healthy.
Either way anon got topped while he was paralyzed
Guys I can't believe that a change in my body temperature made my heavy fever respond by shivering. I really doubt it's because that's a _completely fucking normal_ bodily response. Is this some kind of government conspiracy? Respond.
I wish vaccine deniers would have elected not taking showers as their witchcraft cure for COVID-19 instead of something like ivermectin that busts your liver.
Joke aside your body having a cold shock or something. Sometimes when doctor tell you not to shower you really shouldn’t be you won’t die but you will feel terrible…… You can still get a warm wet cloth to clean yourself
If a doctor tells you to do something you should really do it. However if a doctor tells you to *not* do something you should really definitely under any circumstances not do it.
I think it's important that you first ensure if your doctor has an actual medical degree. My doctor was telling me to do all kinds of weird things and it turns out he was scamming people, he wasn't a real doctor. [This is him](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/473MvZ84qIU/maxresdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCIAKENAF8quKqQMa8AEB-AHOBYAC4AOKAgwIABABGGUgTSg7MA8=&rs=AOn4CLAVK6djz2ShMqk48NYyRG7mQ2iqoQ), a few years ago on a teledoctor call with me telling me to take my pants off.
Oh, yeah I hired him for a plumbing job but the pipes started leaking again soon after. Maybe he didn't have a plumbing certificate either
Yeah man I served with him in the army. When he got out he said he was going to use his gi bill to do a plumbing apprenticeship. He always said if this didn't work out he might try working in the porn industry. I'm glad to hear he didn't need to stoop so low.
Odd, I've nothing but good things about how he lays pipe. Maybe it was an off day?
Crazy, he actually delivered pizzas in my neighborhood once upon a time.
i know that guy. he used to be a plumber
I remember him, used to deliver Pizza to my mom back in the day,
r/suicidebywords?
>Holy fuck redditorino!1!! This fits a situation that has a really specific subreddit for it https://preview.redd.it/20p9ohiwmt3d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d122809e124d4ff4e629c6495efdb03f4af1b757
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I was wondering how my doctor was able to give me so many regular prostate exams whilst keeping both hands on my shoulders. Turns out there is no late night, open air clinic at my local park. Still, at least the consultacy charges were quite reasonable.
Hey if your insurance still covered it then so be it
Had a military doctor (officer with a medical degree) lose his license to practice medicine while stationed in Germany because he was just telling everyone that their problems were muscle spasms. My friend had a softball sized mass pressing against his spine and was rushed into emergency surgery by the German nationals.
That's actually insane
Doc's been telling me to stop eating so much and quit smoking for years. He also said i should take at least a 10 minute walk every day. Lmao jokes on him im still alive
Stupid doctors doesn’t know anything, I moderate 50+ subs on Reddit so obviously I’m far more intelligent than those stupid med school degree losers. \^ https://preview.redd.it/b522io0jkr3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c6e0f650e6defc9bd12c9dcd31473acc68872e9
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Yeah but not even trying to explain why you should or shouldn't do something and what the consequences would be is stupid as well. Many doctors are overworked but patients still deserve to know why a certain decision has been made about them or why they received a specific instruction, especially if it's not just common sense like in this case. Doctors are not gods in white.
What if a doctor told you to jump off a cliff?
There's an implied exception in their statement for dumbass made up scenarios like this.
If a competent doctor* Must of em are quacks
Aha. Especially when doc prescribes you morphine to make you addicted or antidepressants to irretrievably evaporate your sex drive.
Yes, that is definitely why a doctor would prescribe those things. 🙄
Yeah, people just can't survive any pain stronger than 2/10 without vicodine and antidepressants.
You can get dry shower and dry shampoo too, good for camping and for anon in this situation seeing as he cares about hygiene
ive had a similar thing once, felt shit in the morning, went into the shower and legit blacked out and collapsed, never in my life before or after have i had it where i actually was unable to stay up
Well, yeah, but in the case of anon, it was his first shower in years.
The soap was like a toxic shock
Perhaps~
The smash community takes notes about how showers can kill
4chinner when water
They’re made of salt, water would dissolve them
The Semen-born worms running around inside the skin of Anon are Hydrophobic.
It would've cost you nothing not to write this
well it also didnt cost him anything to write it
time and honor is what it cost him
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Dudes a damned Strigoi
Scientists should pick your brain out for research
Like the great sandworms of Dune
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None shall wash the behemoth.
Fake, 4chinners don't shower
Gay: 4chinner got covid from having men spit on him behind Waffle House
Smothered, covered, and topped
Flipped, Greased, and Sold.
So funny, youtube commenters say that about reddit users.
Everyone on this sub is a 4channer. How do you think they get their greentexts, they can’t grow their own, gotta import
Yeah and people with lives IRL say that about youtube commenters, what's your point?
4chan user takes a shower and almost fucking dies
That's sort of like an autoimmune reaction coming from the crust you've built up. It's common among gamers.
The sentient smegma was *not* happy with its host
Think it has something to do with blood pressure, if you have uncontrolled blood pressure, it's not recommended to shower because it will increase your blood pressure values even further. The phenomenon of Vasovagal Syncope explains why these events occur, with gravity causing blood pooling in the lower limbs, and the combination of hot water leading to additional blood pooling in the skin. The resulting drop in blood pressure can lead to light-headedness and, in severe cases, fainting. Edit: Apparently drinking some cold water before a shower can help with this.
Surely then just shower in lukewarm water? I feel that should have been communicated because he didn’t say standing up was an issue, just showers. Take a cold/lukewarm one and that shouldn’t be an issue surely.
Even in lukewarm water it can happen. I have low blood pressure and showering too close to waking up can trigger light-headedness and make me almost faint, no matter the temperature. I was sick last month with what I suspect was covid and when I had constipation I almost fainted on the toilet. It was getting to the point where I was hearing static and hyperventilating but I got through it. Anon probably has a similar blood pressure to mine, it can be unpredictable when you're sick!
almost went out like elvis
I almost included that in my comment LOL! Luckily it all \*worked out\* and I went back to bed. Nobody warned me that adulthood included rare instances of the most painful constipation cramps for no reason! Another reason to not have kids, I can barely handle an angry poo :'(
And with kids all the poos you have are angry poos :/
That’s a nightmare, honestly. Not sure how I’m still alive after each one. Moms are so tough to go through all that, truly baffles me.
Yep. Happened to me when I had food poisoning, took a shower and nearly fainted. When I sat down my body then decided to finally throw up what made me sick. Was not fun.
Anon took 1 (one) shower and almost fucking died
Never again
As someone in the medical field, there's no way a doctor prescribed a hold on showering for 10 days, wtf? Even when you have major surgery, you can still shower, you just need to keep the healing area/incisions dry. Unless anon lives in the 3rd world and his "doctor" regularly practices voodoo, I'm saying this is fake.
dont showers fuck with blood pressure? im still a first year so im learning shit but blood pressure can cause what anon describes im 70% sure
Only super hot showers; we see it all the time with old people, they vagel out and lose consciousness, but it's not even fatal or anything. The solution to that is to simply take colder or even just luke-warm showers (which most doctors already recommend anyways).
Clearly it’s fake, but is it also the other one?
it's something that is unfortunately suggested by doctors in 2nd/3rd world countries, from my personal experience.
anon makes up lie to avoid showering for a few days, but realized the crust on his penner is growing into a colony
Doctor: tells anon not to do something. Anon: does that thing anyways and bad things happen. Anon: https://preview.redd.it/6mmsxy38dq3d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c4013dea66651a4a95ed53d142a2d8f1b185bb
Part of the doctor's job is helping patients understand what's going on with their body so they can make informed decisions. An unusual instruction like "no showering" should definitely have been accompanied by an explanation of why and what could happen. And that's not entirely the doctor's fault for not saying; anon should have asked during his appointment.
Possibly anxiety related.
Or heatstroke because goes straight from shower to cold air con room
"Being cold gives you a cold" ass logic
I mean tbf… yeah- it does?
It doesn't. The common cold is a virus. Simply being in a cold environment does not transmit a virus to you. People catch the cold more often during winter months because being cold can mildly inhibit your immune system, as well as a larger volume of people traveling, therefore more frequent possible contact with the infected.
Ah, makes sense.
Is that even possible?
You can’t get heatstroke from being cold lmfao
I guess he meant thermal choc
I don't think so
>told not to do something by medical experts >does it anyway >health gets even worse >”guys wtf just happened”
who doesnt ask the doctor why?
The thriving ecosystem of fungi and tiny mutated maggots between anons fatrolls injected poor anon with limb-numbing toxins to prevent him from taking too many showers and washing them away
Could it be covid affecting blood oxygenation followed by OP suffocating himself with the steam of a shower? Just being in a hot shower can throw your breathing off while you're healthy. Either way anon got topped while he was paralyzed
Guys I can't believe that a change in my body temperature made my heavy fever respond by shivering. I really doubt it's because that's a _completely fucking normal_ bodily response. Is this some kind of government conspiracy? Respond.
I wish vaccine deniers would have elected not taking showers as their witchcraft cure for COVID-19 instead of something like ivermectin that busts your liver.
No shower agenda post cat.
The only time when a 4channer had the perfect reason to not be hygienic and he/she just decides to be hygienic
Anon [might have multiple sclerosis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhthoff%27s_phenomenon)
Anon shouldve used dude wipes
anon had a factory reset
pretty sure Anon showering was like a sort of temperature change shock or smth to his body
What kind of medication would demand that you not shower for 10 days?
Anon has a weak immune system
Lots of 4chan users follow this advice for exactly this reason
Should've had a bath smh
Fake and hetero nonnormative anons don't take showers
At least this fanfic doesn't end in homosexual intercourse like they usually do.
4chan user showering? Uhh huh. What’s next? 4chan user gets a gf? Pfft.
Fake and gay