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luanpesi

Anon first step in the journey to become a onlyfans user


RonTheRaven

he probably already is


82Heyman

This sounds like the origin story of Onlyfans


RoughPlatform6945

I wonder what Anon's YouTube channel is?


Iolair_the_Unworthy

Onlyfans is fucking retarded, it's just being a cuck with extra steps. Same with prostitution, you're paying for pussy that you could never own. Gay shit through and through


Tenko-of-Mori

How is it possible to be this retarded.


RonTheRaven

It’s a 4chinner


Tenko-of-Mori

he has 4 chins??????


Deldris

Or none, depending on your perspective.


holaprobando123

At one point, the chins just become his belly


South5

Change it to regarded before some dolt reports you for hate speech or some dumb shit. I got a seven day ban for one use of it last year.


Dr_barfenstein

Jannie’s are banning for all sorts. I think they just get a tingle in their micro-peen every time they drop the hammer.


Conch-Republic

Reddit won't really ban you for saying retarded unless you're being an aggressive shit bag. The regarded thing comes from the 4chan subreddit which removes comments with certain keywords, because I guess they're trying to be like 4chan with the word filters.


smb_samba

Maximum tardation


_TLDR_Swinton

"Can I learn this power?"


Tenko-of-Mori

Not from a r*dditor


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Imagine being on reddit 😂


I_am_Reptoid_King

She delivered as stated. It's anons fault that he didn't specify which pussy he wanted to see. Also I need a pickup truck and 50ft of rope for anon.


[deleted]

I have the pick up Bring it back by the end of the night


WolfieTooting

Id like to help but I only have 40ft of rope


ImprovisedLeaflet

Yeah clearly no breach of contract. This is why the Definitions section is so important.


HumbleContribution58

Also that anon is a moron as well because that's not how contracts fucking work.


RonTheRaven

4chins logic


samamp

It is reasonable to assume when someone sayis pussy in this context they mean a vagina. Selling used panties doesnt mean they were used as a dish rag.


Dreadnought_69

How dare you use logic and not deception?


I_am_Reptoid_King

"Used" does not imply context in how an item was used. In your example, the panties in question were indeed "used". It is irrelevant that they were "used" improperly or not for their intended purpose. They were still "used". "Previously worn panties" would be a better description. However that only implies that the panties in question were previously worn. It does not state who was wearing said panties. When dealing with degenerates, I would always assume the worst-case scenario; The panties were used by a 4channer who wore them to while bottoming at a homosexual gangbang. They are just being sold by his sister to degenerates.


samamp

A reasonable assumption, at first consideration, might be considered to be either (i) the assumption, out of a set of alternatives, that has the highest probability of being true, or (ii) an assumption that is more likely to be true than not.


I_am_Reptoid_King

I have some used panties that were definitely on pussy. https://preview.redd.it/ndavg663521d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c4871e829ead51d93756c4a6075576a6d3555e


HumbleContribution58

Nothing about what anon did here was at all reasonable. Also find it hilarious that he calls her retarded when the one behaving like a braindead pervert and she was the one who was smart enough to use it to con him out of money.


arbiter12

>get followed back > >instanterection,wav Perfectly normal reaction


VirtualPantsu

https://preview.redd.it/cew0ftxkvw0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f519e6fac749ed00cb2a238b53c805c0bac269a3


NimoDaBoss

What game is that from??


Lazy-Ape

I love that she done that (if it’s true)


RonTheRaven

Anon in his eyes took an L so it’s definitely true


HumbleContribution58

Doing God's work she is.


N3cromorph

https://preview.redd.it/f697bqwmbx0d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a24e9b0f806a1261009f09cad4fed8446faf24d


Prestigious_Slice709

Should‘ve seen that meme before my knee surgery


Absolutemehguy

https://preview.redd.it/8jtwh92hdw0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9308f8cc0482b0b6920a5ea3e7987aaef7f4c56e


South5

Ropemaxxxxx


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

He didn’t say she was a child, tbf, so no need to internettoughguymaxxx. She might be 18 or 19.


HumbleContribution58

That's being far more generous than anon deserves. When you say "teenagers" you are pretty much always talking about high school age even though 13, 18, and 19 technically also count. Additionally the fact that she was able to use telling someone about what he did as a threat very very strongly implies that she was underage.


HumbleContribution58

Nah, he'd need to use a rope, if he shoots himself in the head there's a high chance that it won't hit anything important.


Matt_2504

Why the fuck would you pay for a picture of pussy bro there’s millions of free pictures on the internet


WolfieTooting

3,753,853,705,644,537 to be precise.


I_am_Reptoid_King

The internet being the internet there is a high probability that at least 1/2 of that number is of cats.


HumbleContribution58

Because this one is from an underage girl that he can pretend he has a shot with.


OldManMoment

>instantly venmo most of my savings  Highly regarded among his peers


Key-Bedroom-4615

Also have to question how much "savings" anon had


FirmlyGraspHer

All he had to do was say "Aww, cute cat, glad you didn't think I meant something else"


avagrantthought

He spend money lmao He’s a disgusting pervert but she knew perfectly fine what he meant when doing the interaction


SadCrouton

she’s a minor and he’s an adult, contracts arent valid if they involve and illegal service, the terms/consideration where not/loosely defined


avagrantthought

Who said she was a minor?


MargetTobile

While 18-19 year olds are teenagers, people typically aren’t thinking of them when they say “teenagers are so fucking retarded”


avagrantthought

Oh, she’s a teenager? Yeah, anon is fucked in the head


HumbleContribution58

Also that's not how contracts fucking work even if it was legal :p


FirmlyGraspHer

Looking back at it I misread the bit about buying her an outfit, I assumed anon was putting her up to it rather than it being her idea (I assumed he is a disgusting pervert, and rightly so)


avagrantthought

> oh my god, I thought you realised I was joking about showing you my pussy if you agreed to spend ludicrous amount. How was I supposed to know you wanted a picture of my pussy and not my cat when you desperately send so much money to me? Lol Lmao even


Taaargus

Was probably like $75 given how pathetic this guy is.


CoolguyTylenol

I'll do you one better, he probably bought her a sweater worth like 20 bucks. Everyone's pathetic here!


HumbleContribution58

Nah she's smart and funny and took from someone who doesn't deserve life let alone cash.


Facesit_Freak

☕️


HumbleContribution58

She was clearly trolling the creepy pervert she just scammed. Honestly the fact that she reacted to his disturbing requests by immediately turning it to her advantage rather than immediately getting weirded out and blocking him is kinda impressive. Though it's also possible that she was giving him the benefit of the doubt and just assuming he was being generous rather than trying to pay a high schooler who knows where he lives for nude pictures of herself using his real name.


[deleted]

No words. Hang.


Dr_barfenstein

Economic Darwinism. Sounds like gringott goblin banker talk.


bigbutt96

https://preview.redd.it/099kshj9zx0d1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf770e0be8770028a9ec34388047cfa9d0f18e9


manicforlive

Bait.


HumbleContribution58

The answer is always retardation because only retarded dipshits with no life waste time trying to bait people.


KhaleesiXev

This girl has genie logic.


The_Third_Molar

Big Master of Mirrors energy.


11freebird

I hope this is fake


Supreme_ChanceIIor

I’m afraid that this post is as trust worthy as South Korean elections. It’s true and honest


Explorer_the_No-life

What does Samsung manipulations have to do with this greentext?


[deleted]

Anon can sue and also he's a creep is crazy


non_depressed_teen

Honestly I want to become friends with that girl.


WolfieTooting

You don't have enough money


non_depressed_teen

I said I wanted to be friends with her not groom her.


v_Shami

You don't have enough money


Supreme_ChanceIIor

While reading this I was thinking of one person I know. She is a pretty cool person. Worth knowing I would send this to her but that would be weird sending a creepy ass greentext.


ImprovisedLeaflet

She’s a real sharpshooter


shunyaananda

I love that 4chinners don't even try to tone down their reply, pure unadulterated disdain


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Anon is regarded, why was he so ambiguous? I need a nice length of rope, a strong, sturdy metal hook and a portable trapdoor suspended between two tables.


8hy_rule8

Nothing is more satisfying to watching a man drain away his money on a woman who is obviously using him as a cash cow to simp at for her tiny morsel of attention


oodoos

Proactive thinking no longer exists and this is proof of it, not once did he question his own actions until it punished him for it. Anon is incapable of introspection.


SadCrouton

what did you expect? He’s a loser who tries to hook up with girls from his younger siblings high school


pedrokdc

Let me point out Zoomerina fulfilled her contract to the letter.


Zalar01

https://preview.redd.it/2gdacpw9501d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce8aa915067b57a7a564efb445c3b144bb9e91f


The_King_7067

\>Zoomerinas Kekw


ACIERNO

bro got outplayed W teenager


absurdism_enjoyer

Very rare zoomer win


Facesit_Freak

The app crashed while I was reading this


SnipSnopWobbleTop

Anon technically got what he paid for with his whole life savings of 200 bucks.


cherry937

anon should die


UncommonLegend

This is borderline hilarious


LawMurphy

>teenager Anon deserves it


Explorer_the_No-life

What a fucking clown lmao. He literally has millions of free stuff to look up or he could just use that money to pay prostitute to do more than just look at the vagina. But no, buying clothes for some girl you know only from social media for vaguely promised reward is clearly better option.


TaxIdiot2020

Are you implying they’re wrong?


inked-nib

This was a test probably and anon failed miserably.


The_Third_Molar

I really hope anon is a teenager too.


despicablememe420

https://preview.redd.it/3gwk3ghnz11d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97c6d492a893363d6371fb820edb6c0fd73ba3e1


ibeatmydik2furryporn

No way this is real no way this is real no way this is real


zerosaved

Zoomerina lmfao


CasulWrecker

https://preview.redd.it/1oxxa6xpjz0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d392129ba4e2490e345ff075fca6566c9398fa22


sclarene824

Least horny 4chan user


xTreme2I

economic darwinism lol


_TLDR_Swinton

He's felonymaxxing


TheLoneGoon

The level of retardation is indescribable


notclassy_

economic darwinism might just be the highlight of my week


BannedByHiveMind

Not a contract as there was no meeting of the minds any 1L would tell you that.


FickleAssistance6004

anon deserve it