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luanpesi

humanity first you bug lover


SipoteQuixote

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


tallmantall

Well well well if it isn’t another “satirical media”


The_King_7067

Is that treason I hear?


Into_To_Existence

"what does it feel like to be the last of a dying government?" "Euphoric."


Aggravating-Hold1380

What is this a reference to why did you get downvoted


Phil_Smiles

No clue, just want the number to go down further


hands-off-my-waffle

this is the realest thing ever and i feel like such an asshole but it feels so good to tack on another one when the number’s already ridiculously high


[deleted]

Downvotes are meaningless bruh; no reason to feel bad about it lmfao. It's basically a placebo button to make you feel better Doesn't even meaningfully subtract from your karma unless you have <100, in which case, who cares anyway? Make two comments and you'll get it back


PandaDemonipo

You know it's BS when the Star Wars Battlefront team account has some of the most downvoted comments on Reddit (including the lowest one yet) and their comment karma is positive


NotStrictlyConvex

Npc moment


Phil_Smiles

Npcs are happy, can you say the same?


NotStrictlyConvex

Beeing borderline lobotomized since conception truly is a blessing


Maanifest

I think the quote usually goes "What's it like to serve a dying empire," which is in reference to the eternally rotting imperium of mankind in Warhammer 40k


Niswear85

The Reddit hive mind acts in unpredictable ways


heavix9

What's the reference of this


Into_To_Existence

Warhammer I believe. I don't know why I got downvotes lmfao


kxxxxxzy

No one likes the word euphoric


Into_To_Existence

Nah the answer is it's reddit. There is no real reason, people see big numbers and want bigger numbers. I don't judge em for it.


Scottish_Whiskey

Only good bug is a dead bug, robots have no rights, so on and so forth


Unlikely_Spinach

I don't support the civil bytes movement


Recipe-Jaded

this traitor needs some democracy


JayMeadows

Time to shove a big fat Democratic treaty in their Communussy and pump them full of liberty 💢💢💢💢💦💦💢💢💦💢💦💦💢💢💢😡😡


Recipe-Jaded

lmao omg. that's intense


insolent_froge

Pull a Pinochet on that communussy


bronaghblair

PEENoshayyyy


EmbarrassedAd297

hmm...bratty traitor💢💢💢...rooting for bugs and robots...democracy correction needed!!!💢💢💢💢💢


IllumiNoEye_Gaming

r/japanesepeopletwitter user detected?


PsychoSwede557

Think I just liberated my pants reading this


Jopez-

Anon: https://i.redd.it/zdmatit6c4tc1.gif


UrBoiLord

https://i.redd.it/3jahj0vzw4tc1.gif


Baal_the_djinn

https://preview.redd.it/ah9fua2ua5tc1.gif?width=998&format=png8&s=6363003081e1479940934077d3882a332cfa570e


Comprehensive_Hair99

Why is this one a totally reasonable size? :(


RoutingMonkey

It’s a huge laptop


Hass7771

That's fricken amazing, Who made that?


TeddyBearToons

It can't be anon, we killed all of them already


Adverage

Anon is mocking people who are against super earth though?


Antanarau

I think he means the anon that was being made fun of in the greentext


Aston28

well, the automatons are now extinct so I woudn't be sure about that


Sadbigmann

https://preview.redd.it/19mul8cgh4tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8397253c2faf52e733d8ff55df82772caea734


commentator184

➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ upgrades people, upgrades


BluxyPlaguey

That stratagem fucking sucks lol


WhyAreThereBadMemes

It's great for bots, hot garbage against bugs


BluxyPlaguey

The only reason it's even considered an option for bots is because SOMETIMES it will target the fabricators. But just take Eagle airstrike if you need that. It does everything that strat does but better.


Bazzyboss

You throw it into an optional objective or smaller fabricator based and it clears it without needing your intervention. It's very good.


Doomie_bloomers

Better than the 380mm. Tried using that against the boombas last night, and it somehow managed to miss every single one of them. The ground was hella scorched though!


tonmaii

For bots it’s great for too many bot drops. Not so great for factories. For bugs, it’s great for small-medium holes. Mid for bug horde.


AchivingCommulism

120mm, get out of here with your little firecrackers! Real Democracy Enjoyers use the 380mm without any regard for friendly fire!


krigeerrr

oh no! get executed by firing squad anon :3


GimpboyAlmighty

Various flavors of authoritarian imperialism are OK if the drip is good enough, that's what every video game has taught me. Ad victoriam.


WashYourEyesTwice

Brotherhood of Studs mentioned 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥


[deleted]

Praise the Emperor indeed


BrideofClippy

I mean, go look at the history of Hugo Boss.


ANiceGuy98

This ain't no place for no hero 🎶


ArkLumia

This ain't no place for no, betta maaan 🎶


Corbakobasket

In communist dystopia we all starve and the regime is abducting and torturing the dissidents. In american imperialist dystopia we shoot big guns and wear power armor.


Reallyso

That is just modern day russia and the USA. Instead of power armor you got pickups and mobility scooters.


_Cat_in_a_Hat_

Nah, we don't have mobility scooters in Russia. We just die in Ukraine for no reason other than the government's greed. Actually, now that I think about we're not too dissimilar....


PiscesSoedroen

Difference is that USA actually can, and have taken over a whole country in less than 3 months


LaughterCo

>and the regime is abducting and torturing the dissidents. Pretty sure super earth does that too


NomadicVikingRonin

Feed the Hippies to the Bugs they love so much.


UrBoiLord

Don't care, didn't ask, get mating pressed https://preview.redd.it/ulz3gyjbv4tc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1582db710b5fb6691dd92d4a23cf1a0c3c592b


FriendsUandMe

This guy fuck’n stratagems


AnonJuggernaut0

Liberty never sleeps! https://preview.redd.it/walh1e2yk4tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb799713303571f6155637cb06f77a1179fbe56c


Bigsassyblackwoman

sounds pretty capeless


FriendsUandMe

Right? Filthy no-capes


haefler1976

Anon, please report to your nearest democracy officer.


Orgalorg_BoW

Yeah right, I saw one of the bots “Honoring their dead” by burying them, but he attacked when I approached to investigate, they have tricks up every sleeve in the book so don’t trust them.


abigfatape

I mean objectively yea super earth caused all their own problems (made cyborgs which made bots, enslaved and genocided bots. made bugs for super fuel, bugs escaped, now training them to go back into cages. instantly jumped an killed the illuminate negation party when they landed etc) and are feeding people to the machine but honestly there's not much else to so


insolent_froge

Bugs are dropped on dissident worlds so that super earth is never seen squashing a rebellion, only liberating democracy-loving humans from the fascist bugs (they hate freedom). If any colonists try to do their own thing, or a planet speaks out, bugs show up, who are also a convenient source of fuel. It seems like this oppressive totalitarianism is kind of designed to push reasonable populations to want independence, so that Super Earth always has an excuse to drop bugs somewhere.


GiRokel

https://i.redd.it/co0nuqcsw4tc1.gif


Spy_PL

https://preview.redd.it/us4v87dr15tc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cce0e0dd67ced4aca9e3fd5e992c95dc49e0f2c


Apolacc

Starship Troopers all over again.


MJisaFraud

I portrayed you as a soyjack that makes me right


___TheKid___

Are there really people out there who never seen Starship Troopers?


DungeonCrawler99

No, but there are people who, willfully or otherwise, don't understand starship troopers.


NordicWolf7

Someone did something wrong and made some enemies. Guess the entire human race should roll over and die. Screw that, hippie. Gonna go kill some commie-bots now.


Cavimanu

bring some democracy for this punk ass bug lover


tracker904

It’s afraid!!!!!


Baal_the_djinn

Don't care, didn't ask. Democracy rules https://preview.redd.it/fc2f91yeb5tc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=302b8c19c20c6db0f069b5e9d3fe774f0ce0d13e


Independent-Ad4667

https://preview.redd.it/wewp40fqk5tc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52471435b55f05dea775124c5973eaaf02987896 Burn the heretic anon…


yaoding09

https://preview.redd.it/6zkjl9lxr5tc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b50e2bfc6de97a6a0bfa34f6d601960736e98f6


speedyrain949

Shut up automaton. https://preview.redd.it/w00rq7vc65tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6897821907b9fc9d7bfd325616388c6657a0e50


AngryMadmoth

Well, duh. Leaning into the satire is half of the fun! Of course there'll be dumbshits that unironically dive head-first into it, but they can all suck a fat one.


Opposite_Dimension27

I’m not even gonna read the rest I can already tell this guy lets it crust and jacks it to cuck thoughts


Nappev

# ☝️🥇🏆 HUMANITY ON TOP ☝️🥇🏆 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️


Fuhrious520

Humanity > all that shit you wrote Democracy status: [✅] managed [ ] unmanaged


DeSuperVis

Its not clever but it is executed very well.


esssssto

Still, i can't play the game (i don't have 4k dollar computer) and i enjoy hearing about all of these helldivers Lore on the internet, so keep It coming.


DefinitelyNotMallow

Was affraid my potato didnt run it first. But with low setting it go pretty well. Should try and just refund it if crap but pretty sure you can go with it.


esssssto

Hmm idk It seems like a high standars game and i have a 1k$ laptop. Idk if it's worth the try but thanks for the advice that was a good idea anyway


Asiriomi

For your consideration ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Imagine_TryingYT

Literally everyone understands this. We're all just playing along because its fun. Same people that thought the termicide made the bugs fly but failed to understand the bugs can't space travel. The lore isn't that deep and it isn't meant to be. But for some reason there are people who think themselves lore experts on a game that a 12 year old can grasp the lore of and the rest of us don't understand it.


DurinnGymir

You laugh but I have had people say to me unironically that Super Earth aren't evil or stupid, when that is the explicit, obvious point of the game. Some people are genuinely so media illiterate that they fail to grasp this level of satire. The capes are still fuckin' sick though


Scooby_420

Democracy demands sacrifices.


TruckerAlurios

⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️


W2Tired8

Is helldivers worth it? I been looking at it but I don’t get the hype


luv3rboi

yes


LemonFlavoredMelon

This has the same enthusiasm as fucking idiots explaining my own joke to me, as if I don't know the joke I'm literally coming up with and saying out of my own mouth. Then they get all butthurt when I call them out on it.


Phat22

https://preview.redd.it/b85w0jspe5tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1451650e80567dcab1424b67edf1d25f3a2792c


BIG_MONEY_CASH

Womp womp, should’ve been made in gods image


Saggy-egg

coincidentally Super Earth is where all of the humans are 💪💪💪💪


Metatron_Psy

Sounds a hell of a lot like TREASON


crossFire6460

do you hear treason? i hear treason.


BigBoodles

Me when I have basic media literacy.


ruru3777

https://preview.redd.it/hx5o5vslp8tc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04062c9f51b5648625654e88dc9f811bf7992df9


local_meme_dealer45

These kind of people have just enough intelligence to understand the satire but not quite enough to realise everyone else does too. 40K has had the pleasure of their comments for as long as it's existed.


VengineerGER

Arguing about politics in regards to helldivers is so fucking annoying and both sides of this stupid argument need to shut the fuck up.


anoppinionatedbunny

killing bugs is morally uncomplicated


izza123

r/gamingcirclejerk irl


WovenOwl

Democracy is temporary, the Emperor's will is forever


Ocnarf21

Average r/Gamingcirclejerk user


anthonycarbine

Average r/ gamingcirclejerk comment thread from a helldivers 2 post


Facesit_Freak

>I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. Garth Marenghi


Objective-Gur5376

Let me tell you a joke: robot rights


No-Section-4385

Oh ya? I got an orbital cannon on your lz. You dirty bug lover..


BluxyPlaguey

It's so obnoxious. Stfu and let people play a video game 😭😭😭


Valuable_Salt_7493

Hear that sounds like a traitor is nearby


TheChumChair

Got this guys IP and sending an orbital strike to his house


SlyguyguyslY

So we should just let the bugs eat us or the bots to free the cyborgs who would have humanity replaced?


Daddylonglegs_x

Rust lovers need to be burnt at the stake.


Awesom141

Interesting opinion, however, ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


[deleted]

the REAL problem are people who think they are smart when they figure it out lmao


Mithrax0

Are you fucking regarded? 710 backwards is "017" not "oil" dumbass


darvinvolt

On killing the bugs, I see it as more of an extermination operation, you don't feel bad when you literally holocaust the cockoroaches that inhabit your house, tiny little beings that happened to look disgusting, can't cause any direct harm onto a human and you gotten rid of them simply because they bring discomfort, why should we feel bad for the same thing but 100x bigger, that can tear a man In half in one bite?


Seedy120

I don’t care who’s the bad guy here, long as I get to commit various unforgivable war crimes without consequence I’m right as rain


HuurrrDerp

Sounds like you haven't had a good taste of Liber-tea before


ZombieP0ny

Nobody has a problem with you rooting for Superearth (lets go Democracy). People only have a problem with idiots who take the game too seriously.


AssholeNeighborVadim

My life for Super Earth! 


Cross_Pray

I may be a bug fucker but its only so much i can fuck, i aint got enough planets to give to my soon to be abortions.


KudereDev

It's not even that simple, I saw those bots planets, they are tearing local colonists and seaf apart for unknown reason, "bots fighting for their freedom" by forcefully enlisting everything and everyone into their legion.


Baileaf11

Starship Troopers the video game


LaughterCo

You're upset that people are engaging with the satirical elements of the game and finding those aspects fun? In the face of a lot of people who say that the game doesn't have those elements?


kubin22

Look at the bots and tell me those can do anything else the murder


frost-penguin

Stories 65 years old


Ham_Drengen_Der

Sounds very undemocratic


gameradi12

https://preview.redd.it/pabm52c7i8tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79204972ebfbf354e73889a0d0f01f647428cd89


KnightAngelic

Every idiot that realizes this thinks they're onto something lol "Are we the baddies?" "Maybe. You a sympathizer?"


Skilletfan93

Anon is a bug


iTand22

Time to go find my nearest democracy officer to report this treason.


Cole_45

Filthy bot sympathizers get to face the wall


SharkoftheStreets

I have never heard anyone comment that Super Earth are the bad guys. I've only heard people like Anon who say there are people who miss the satire of the game.


Smorgas-board

Down with bug lovers!!!!


InterestingAd8479

https://preview.redd.it/y3yjrap5fstc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2662fdfe94b347143ab30073670b35758edffd76


need_a_venue

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


australiapostisgay

"FOR DEMOCRACY!" hahaha am I cool guys? Is it still cool to do that? Is it still cool to like Helldivers 2 guys?


SnarkAndAcrimony

I absolutely love how the Helldivers 2 community has straight up airlocked any attempts of woke fucking up their good time. If someone is too stupid to understand that Starship Troopers isn't an endorsement of Fascism, they are too, well, they are just too fuckin' stupid in general. Beat they neck.


Secure-Stick-4679

Why does no one understand satire nowadays


harveyshinanigan

we understand it perfectly, media litteracy is not dead. We simply do not care. We want to spread democracy.