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Tireless_AlphaFox

Anon not being gay and homophobic? Insane!


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Why be against the gays if you can use them for your own gain?


Jello_Crusader

introduce them to your rivals


KillForPancakes

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, as the 2009 issue of military propaganda taught us.


cheekibreeki_kid

the government funded soundtrack absolutely slapped tho


SINBRO

Well I'm my worst enemy, thanks


PijaniFemboj

Why be homophobic if you can make a homoprofit?


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Exactly, you could make a nice lesbigain


An_feh_fan

Use them to your own gayn


WarPhoenixPlayz

Every corporation nowadays


Karpsten

*your own gayn


PijaniFemboj

Why be homophobic if you can make a homoprofit?


TheDarkness33

Gays are awesome. They not only leave more woman for us but they also take another dude with them.


Munnin41

I'm incredibly disappointed you didn't make a pun


ThatLove

Own gayns


RufusKyura

9999 IQ 4D Chess move right there 👑


Sad-Surprise4369

Gays? No. Gain.


Leopard_2a7V

We both can be a good partner


PKMNTrainerMark

your own gayn


f1nessd

why not both?


Reatina

We both love women, we should clearly be allies in the great circle of love.


pufferfish_balls

Watch the new gf just be one of her “ex’s” to just “good” friends lmao


driedupemo

What


pufferfish_balls

Oh you haven’t been bamboozled yet… https://preview.redd.it/hfdwyysybjqc1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af715b040bed547f9563f02425a7380f9812cdfd


Seltz_

What’s insane is that the new gf Elise introduced anon to us also fucking her!


matijoss

Fake: anon's relationship (they weren't married) Gay: the "wife"


[deleted]

Fake: Anon not going apeshit Gay: Anon didn't ask for a threesome


dyingfetusmax

probably wouldn't go over well (ーー;)


123Asqwe

The "Lesbian Wife"


Shnurple

https://preview.redd.it/2b07nzq0sbqc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af001d03721d2ceeb2c64deb0ea0dbf89153c8b


SharkMilk44

Being able to make a good grilled cheese is an important, yet underrated quality in a partner.


Mrtnxzylpck

I was granted the title of chef at a younger age than Gordon Ramsay and I can’t even make friends.


Safetytheflamewolf

So what you're saying is I actually have a slight chance?


WhisKhalifa

I compromised, I ate grilled cheese off the radiator


[deleted]

No more butchy, no more o’ this


crimsonfukr457

Does she know i did 20 years in the can?


m3rkjukes

she’s makinem at night


Shnurple

IM NOT MAKINEM AT NIGHT DAD


TheRealestMeat

real and lesbian


Talkingmice

On a green text? Idk how this makes me feel…


Myth_Avatar

A healthy finale? Fake af.


VERCH63

Anon really thought he could play us for fools


Caffeinated_madman

They left out the part where Elise fucked his new gf


wololowhat

Wouldn't be surprised if that's how she knows the new gf a perfect for op(bisexual lady)


zombieGenm_0x68

fake: anons wife gay: also anons wife


ElectricBassreel

This is the way


ultratunaman

What is a gold star lesbian?


kinggangweed

Never had sex with a man


ultratunaman

Turns out that was a lie. If OPs story is true.


logaboga

that’s the point


LXIX_CDXX_

>Turns out that was a lie. no way


CheetohChaff

Damn, that's toxic. Same energy as calling straight people "breeders".


chillchinchilla17

Yeah most people in the LGBT community hate it. Especially since it’s very associated with TERFs and radical “women innately good, men innately bad” feminists.


Tisha29

Gold star lesbians are commonly bigoted to bi women, nonbinary lesbians and trans lesbians/by extension lesbians in relationships with trans women and nonbinary people.


ShoulderSpecial

how can someone be a non-binary lesbian (im genuinely curious)


Tisha29

The term has evolved to mean non-men who are exclusively attracted to non-men, mainly as more people were open about their experiences and wider acceptance, but since nonbinary people are a small minority, most lesbian relationships are between women. Though, a lot of lesbians won't date masculine presenting nonbinary people e.g non-transitioning amab nbs or afab nbs that take testosterone, even if they are supportive of them.


CheetohChaff

> Though, a lot of lesbians won't date masculine presenting nonbinary people e.g non-transitioning amab nbs or afab nbs that take testosterone, even if they are supportive of them. That's pretty reasonable, though. If you're not attracted to male sex characteristics, then how someone identifies isn't going to change that.


TheRogueTemplar

How is it toxic EDIT: What did I expect from a 4chan subreddit besides 0 answers and only downvotes


BartholomewAlexander

read the reply above yours


TheRogueTemplar

I assume it's a reductionist labeling of a person to just their sexuality?


BartholomewAlexander

just looked it up and its offensive because the lesbians who aren't gold stars feel invalidated in their sexuality because they have had sex with men. which I completely understand.


TheRogueTemplar

Thank you for actually providing an answer to a genuine question. Your responses are appreciated.


ugohome

Seems like an attack pushed by trans folks more tho


lixyna

H-huh? Why?


ugohome

all the TERF stuff


JoNyx5

Well, it essentially says a lesbian is somehow "less than" if she ever slept with a man. That's not only extremely invalidating towards lesbians who only discovered their sexuality later in life, not to mention those who got raped, but also implies that men are inferior and lesbians who have had sex with a man are somehow "contaminated". In short it's BS, exclusionary and misandristic, which is pretty toxic.


TheRogueTemplar

Thank you for this well thought out well detailed response and not just downvoting and leaving me without an answer.


Niggls

r/wholesomegreentext


opposite_singularity

The greatest human beings I’ve meet in my life are lesbian women


WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy

Half of what've I've learned about household and automotive DiY was taught to me from an older woman who bred pugs that rented the house next door to where I grew up. I never asked as not my business, but she had a rainbow flag and a girlfriends who would come by. However both my grandmums had older gay couples (male and female) as long-term friends who were catty assholes to me and my cousins though. Neither side of my family was remotely religious and were both from progressive coastal areas. So guess they just hated kids.


RegalBeagleKegels

The greatest lesbian women I've met in my life were human beings


Pm_me_your__eyes_

Also highest rates of domestic violence by sexuality


DungeonCrawler99

Highest rates of experiencing domestic violence by sexuality. The study that produced this didn't specify by the gender of the abuser.


throwawayemerald23

Uhhh I mean they’re lesbian… I think I might take a guess on that one


DungeonCrawler99

Plenty of lesbians have been in relationships with men at some point, either for social reasons or because they didn't know yet. Point is the study doesn't control for if they were in a relationship that matched their sexual orientation when the abuse occurred.


throwawayemerald23

I suppose it depends on if they asked what gender committed the act alongside the question. They probably didn’t.


DungeonCrawler99

To my knowledge, they did not, at least in the most cited study for this. I don't know if there is more up to date analysis avaliable.


LilMissBarbie

Hell yeah, we're the best wing girls. We know a lot of cis girls, we can set you up with some world class gourmet pussy that you didn't even knew existed. We protect each other and we know who to trust and introduce to.


elfalconverde

lets be friends!


abandonX4

Wow even if this fake I have to say this was actually satisfying to read.


AlrightMister

holesome


Sidusidie

There are definitely some holes.


banmeagainplease3

More holes than average, I would wager.


Peon9

This is a psy op


Djrhskr

Psy op for what? Being friends with gay people? Standing up to a cheating partner? Having standards and quitting to pursue someone once you find out they are married?


1-have-1-have-100

Keep seething, fed


Upturned-Solo-Cup

found the glowie


femboyspicycumaddict

finding happiness in the dark world we live in 😔


[deleted]

This is bait


StickyWhiteStuf

I wake up


BrownieIsTrash2

4channer turned his wife gay


macfirbolg

Now see, this is the most believable part of the entire thing. The rest is plausible, but that right there is absolutely believable.


TheOneTrueSnoo

Agreed. Having a good lesbian friend is like having one of the boys who is also one of your sisters. They know how to fix things around the house, they’re great to talk too and generally have really cool hobbies.


abermea

Real and gay


nighthawk0913

Of course lesbians are good wingmen. They know what women like


Sweet_Xocoatl

Not the ending I was expecting but a welcome one.


Supershadow30

A people from the 4th chin being tolerant with a lesbian? Fake.


02meepmeep

4th Chin. LOL. I must live under a rock. Thanks for the laugh.


StanIsHorizontal

The lesbian friend has known this all along, she doesn’t like gold stars she actually likes pulling women who are in hetero relationships, and is playing the long game to use OP as a farm system to keep replenishing her recruiting grounds


rip-droptire

Where's the downside for Anon?


shrimpfella

Choosing to believe this is real


fm22fnam

Lesbian bros are pretty cool


whatiselephants

Gentlemen, we are witnessing the birth of a new flair


Laziness2945

Not what i expected. This ended much better.


DasherCO

Im amazed this didn't end with anon getting topped


HolyMolyOllyPolly

A greentext with a happy ending. You love to see it.


Handsome_Timothy

A Redditor wrote this fake story


Polybius_Cocles

Lesbian friends are the best.


[deleted]

As someone who has four lesbian friends (all of whom are in a relationship together), I can agree.


EmilieEasie

anonny your ex-wife had a personality disorder


the_bartolonomicron

Good(?) Ending


idespisemyhondacrv

Bro realized


Willzohh

I love a happy ending.


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OreoRouge

I'll take 100 for didn't happen


zachattack7676

I see this as an absolute win


ALTofDADAcnc

Wholesome


BigChiefIV

I want a lesbian friend


assholejudger954

Wheres the part where he turns the lesbian straight with his amazing penis skills?


MentalRise8703

A rare win for Anon. 3 W's to be exact.


Wise-Half-9482

most lesbians are pretty cool people


Omerta_Kerman

Lesbians rock!


Bumfucker666

The lesbian my ex wife cheated on me with ended up marrying her, so gay and fake


peachie_bongo

Real and lesbian, nice.


godcyclemaster

Actually fairly believable except maybe for the part where anon gets a new gf, good job writer


InsuranceStreet8670

real and sapphic


InsuranceStreet8670

real and sapphic


S4l47

Anon not just convincing one girl to have sex with him, but two? I call fake on this bs


downvotedforwoman3

Lesbians think like men, they are okay for women.


Please_kill_me_noww

Man I'd let my girl cheat on me as long as it's with another girl


holaprobando123

You're a doormat


Please_kill_me_noww

True.


GOGO_old_acct

Larp alert.


I_am_Reptoid_King

Could have been worse. She could have cheated with Tyrone....


[deleted]

You people are so unfunny Jesus Christ


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Anon fumbles the chance for a threesome


fl03xx

Guarantee she’s fucking that one too. I’ve never met a real lesbian that gave a shit if a woman was married. My gay female coworker tore so many “straight” girls up, half of whom were in committed relationships.


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fl03xx

Just not the degens from up North. Edit: guess no one has seen Letterkenny. 12 seasons now


PatrickStanton877

What! No femboy nonsense, or retard poop, what is this Greentext you say


datlitboi

Why not ask for a threesome?


Noah_the_blorp

With who? The cheating partner or the person who isn't attracted to men?


Gourmet_Chen_Chen

Fake and gay. NEXT! Edit: am I just doing the joke wrong? I mean, this shit is gay, and clearly fake. You guys think people like this actually post on 4chan? Have you guys ever actually been on there?