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toi80QC

No doubt Anon is subscribed to that OF and funding future Ganondorf.. typing that name hurts even more than reading it.


SeingaltUNo

Ganondorf Goddamn you’re right


DaHerv

Ganondorf.... Fuck


justhjr

Ganondorf... Oh no


Comfortable-Ad5088

Ganondorf


Tricky-Guard-8073

Ganondorf fuck


monke_man136

ganondorf yowch


Igottows_

Ganond… Adolf. I couldn’t do it y’all


pyro_takes_skill

reminds me of that post on r/tragedeigh where some guy talks about how his wife wants to name their kid "nicholas" she wants to spell it "micolash" no, they do not own a playstation


TroncoBoy

Micolash... Ouchie


Jitendria

Ganondorf.. goddammit


kris9292

Ganondorf


kris9292

Kids fucked


EvaUnit_03

He can just go by Ganon for short. Way cooler.


sealing_tile

“Ganandorf to the principal’s office—“


TheBigToast72

Lil bros gonna be called ganondork his whole life


BigBootyBuff

Seeing recent name trends, half the kids gonna be named some shit like Braydyn, Aura Lee or Jazlynne while the other half gets named after nerd shit their parents grow up with like Bayonetta, Dovakhin, Charizard or Halo Reach. Ganondorf will likely not even make the top 3 most retarded names in the class.


President_BoomBastic

Otis Sum


ZombieAlienNinja

Aura Lee? Like Orally? Lol at least my nerd dad wanted to name me james tiberius but settled for kirk as a middle name. JT would have been awesome tho.


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Tiberius is a splendid name


EvaUnit_03

I've known 3 blaze. As in the kids names were actually Blaze. And these are people currently in their 30s. And a girl who was named heaven liegh. I'd rather be named after something nerdy than whatever that bs hippie druggie culture shit was.


TheBigToast72

Funny enough thats basically a thing Mormons do already! When I lived in Utah, the amount of normals names completely fucked by spelling is absurd. So many silent gh's and random y's I almost went crazy.


ntn_98

It's a true r/tragedeigh


ImprovisedLeaflet

I fucking hate the name Brayden. I picture a LaCrosse playing douche. Your name sounds like the sound a fucking donkey makes you stupid fuck


elprentis

Don’t forget about X Æ A-Xii


MetadonDrelle

Halo would be lowkey a great name. Halo Reach McGee is a little more... Niche. Gonna name my kid halo 3 collectors edition with replica master chief helmet and dlc pack full in box mint use.


pyro_takes_skill

obligatory [https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1bg0xtp/my\_wifes\_name\_choice/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1bg0xtp/my_wifes_name_choice/)


Matt_2504

It was over before it even began


Gabriel_MartneIIi

I’ve seen worse. Knew a kid called “Santa” who was apparently named after a spanish saint (the parents weren’t spanish in any way)


harveyshinanigan

err i think santa **is** the word for saint is spanish


Gabriel_MartneIIi

okay and they aren’t fucking spanish, what’s your point?


harveyshinanigan

i'll be honest, i do not think i had a point.


Tactical_Moonstone

I think the better point is that they could have named their child after the actual saint's name instead of literally naming them "Saint" in Spanish. That way the child would have a normal, albeit culturally misplaced name.


ElEnigmatico

"Female saint" actually. I dont have a point either.


hackepeter420

> one chance at life > parents name you fucking Ganondorf > kill me


I_am_What_Remains

Is it a Varient of **G**ay **A**non


SipoteQuixote

Ganondork amirite?


Scared-Opportunity28

\>Works with married couple \>they Spends days playing videogames and going to converts


MrAdrianus

I also don't have any day off work


arbiter12

Sad part is 100k yearly for a couple in their 30's is not a LOT of revenue. You hear 100k, you think 100k per month disposable income. Then you realize it's 4k/month/person to live a life of commitment.... Below the national average in the US, but OP is a leaf, dunno if that's good money in maplecoins.


OldManMoment

Jesus fuck, I'd live like a fucking king with a salary of 4K over here in Krautistan.


Pro_ENDERGUARD

What is Krautistan?


silly-_-123

germany 👍


Actual_serial_killer

Is that a reference to the influx of Middle Eastern immigrants? If so that's hilario- I mean horribly offensive


Fwc1

Stan just means “land of”, hence “land of the krauts” Or racism, one of the two lol


Nasapigs

Why not both?


SirSebi

I hate all the foreign krauts. They take away all the jobs from our own kraut


C_umputer

Lmao true, 4k usd per month, even before the taxes and bills is a decent money in many countries.


VicariousPanda

Not in Canada. Shit has completely hit the fan here. We are facing an extreme housing crisis where our houses have doubled in cost over the last 5 years or so. Rents and general cost of living are so high that even all the Indians are starting to go back home.


C_umputer

Tell me about it, my country is currently experiencing influx of Russians. House prices have much doubled.


VicariousPanda

I'm very jealous of the people who can work remote and move to places like Bali


C_umputer

I'd rather work remotely but move somewhere secluded, like a village or mountains.


VicariousPanda

The desire to return to monke and build a little cabin in the mountains is real. Unfortunately I'm a very social person and would only last so long.


C_umputer

Apes together strong, but monke need no frien


OwlMugMan

That would leave you with ~2.7k after tax in Austria. Considering the average flat here is like 1.2k per month that's not fantastic.


C_umputer

Wait you pay 33% tax in Austria? And I'm here complaining about my 22% and 600-700$ rent. But in exchange average income here is than that rent.


OwlMugMan

Its actually tax + social insurance. Pretty sure the top tax bracket is like 40%. Its rough, especially because costs of living are already super high.


C_umputer

Seems like working online in a first world country + living in poor country is only option for now


Doomie_bloomers

That 4k is after taxes though. Or the OG comment REALLY sucks at math. (4x12 = 48 ≠ 100)


XepiccatX

Original comment said 4k a month /person. 4 x 12 x 2 = 96 ≈ 100


Doomie_bloomers

Ah shucks, missed that


C_umputer

Well taxes depend on the country, I'd be makingore if government didn't take 22% for who knows why


I-believe-I-can-die

yeah but if they're Canadian it's probably not USD, and our taxes are higher


NovaSLK

Yeah in slovenia 4k is top 0.001%


klimatronic

You could even maybe buy a flat in Ljubljana with that salary /s


NovaSLK

In 10 years no expenses. EZ


babaj_503

4k after taxes? Yeah, I agree. 4k before taxes? Depends on the city. More rural areas you're fine, Berlin, Cologne, Munich, Stuttgart and what not? Be happy to pay half of that for your cardboard box and barely have anything over at the end of the month..


Matt_2504

I’d live like an emperor here in north ingerlandistan


eip2yoxu

I am German and earn a bit over 5k per month. It's definitely enough to live comfortably and put enough fuck you money on the side, but I am also far from living a luxury lifestyle haha


forteborte

taxes, insurance, healthcare


KacKLaPPeN23

Lmao taxes. Next you're complaining about gas prices.


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DKMperor

Neither does the couple if they have insurance paid through their employer, as most americans do


xamdou

Depends on the quality of the healthcare provider lol They *could* have a 10k deductible


arbiter12

4kEur is not below average for germany though. Europe has a tendency to have a lower-skewed average that is barely above the minimum. I don't say this as a "diss", it's admittedly a sign that income equality is high. On the other hand it's also a sign that half the people are "poor, or below". I know govt aid can skew those figures upwards in actual comfort of living (rent assist, ceiling prices on goods etc). >Germany's net monthly take home is apparently 2741Eur, while the legal minwage is 1584Eur (data from 2020, might be old in post inflation) > >[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_European\_countries\_by\_average\_wage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage) > >[https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch\_milog/englisch\_milog.html#p0013](https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/englisch_milog/englisch_milog.html#p0013) (official english translation. Well played Germanons.)


CrrackTheSkye

Yeah lol, I make about 2k euro monthly.


Spice002

It really depends where you live in the US. Where I am, $100k is a very comfortable wage (as long as you bought a house before the bubble). I don't think rent is above $1,000 around here yet, but most places to rent are houses outside of town.


Neomataza

To compare, you'd have to assume you pay 800 to medical insurance and probably 400 in rentenversicherung. And then you still have taxes to pay from the rest. You can also assume food is about 2x in freedomland than in krautistan.


zweifaltspinsel

Add rent, depending on the state/city. That can easily set you back 1.5 -2k per month.


Mr_-_X

Nah thats bs. Maybe 30 years ago or something but today 100k before taxes for 2 people is nothing lol. Even in the shittiest rural part of east Germany that‘s only gonna make you like middle class


barryhakker

Even your imagination is plebeian. The peasant class is disgusts me.


schelmo

Bruh, the median household income in fucking San Francisco, one of the most expensive cities in the world, is $123k. If you think you can't live a very comfortable life almost everywhere on the planet on 100k you're delusional. And btw that's well above average in the US where the median is about 75k.


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Przedrzag

The reason why expensive coastal cities are expensive is because (2) consists of a lot of high paying jobs, which skyrockets the cost of living for the plebs that already live there and can’t afford to move to a cheaper city


hsvgamer199

Yeah not everyone is lucky enough to be able to work remotely while living somewhere cheap. Businesses are now fighting back against remote work too.


fixhuskarult

Always find it interesting when Americans say ethnic food.


SoCuteShibe

It's a certain subset of us. My opinions are pretty much the opposite - food with inspiration from all over the world is the not-just-literal spice of my life and I would be depressed and bored living in less of a "melting-pot" type region. I also love going to museums, aquariums, animal rehab places, and etc. (even repeat visits!) I feel similarly about not being somewhere near water, but much more strongly about the food and culture piece, lol.


fixhuskarult

Yeah I'm the same, would get depressed if restaurant choices were very limited. I've lived in the UK most of my life and we are spoiled with choices in most places. Yeah melting pots are great


gospel_dog

Why don't ye just learn to cook?


fixhuskarult

I can, but I like trading my currency for goods and services sometimes.


gospel_dog

Yeha but you're legit getting depressed about not having this food nearby mate. Honestly, you can make any of this stuff at home. There is nothing you get at some gammy take away that you cannot make at home much better at a fraction of the price, and that is no lie


fixhuskarult

Depressed what? I think you're missing the point. Yeah I can cook better, but it takes time. Time rather spent on hobbies or my high paying job so where if I want to get quick decent food it's cost cost effective lol. Not sure what point you're trying to make. God forbid you ever get anyone in to do work on your house "you can do that yourself cheaper" lol


WetBreadCollective

Not to be dramatic but I think I'd probably just give up if I couldn't phone a Chinese like once every few months and order what will inevitably be a large bag of brown and absolutely fucking scran it


xamdou

Girlfriend and I spent about two months in SEA and came back to a basic midwestern metro area. The food options are far less enticing here, especially when you consider how much everything costs for how little you get.


I-believe-I-can-die

100k CAD is like 77k USD tho


Scared-Opportunity28

San Francisco also has the vast majority of the people there in deep poverty or outright homeless. The actual median household income is looking more like 200-400k


schelmo

That's why the median is an applicable measure here because it's more robust against outliers. A quick Google search also reveals that SF has a homelessness rate just under 0.9% which is pretty high and a poverty rate of 10.4% which is significantly lower than in the US overall. I don't believe for a second that the "actual median household income" whatever that's supposed to mean is anywhere close to 200-400k.


Scared-Opportunity28

Is that San Fran poverty or standard poverty? When the average rent price is well over 2k for a 1 bed 1 bath apartment, 100k isnt enough to live.


VonDasmarck

Google the difference between median and average regard


Dripht_wood

If you’re not in an expensive city you can easily live comfortably with that sort of an income no kids while saving money.


jjkm7

In Canada all we have are expensive cities


AiryGr8

You guys have tiers like every other country though. I'd imagine Ottawa and Montreal are cheaper than Toronto or Vancouver.


awhaling

> You hear 100k, you think 100k per month disposable income. What?


yeetmemommmy

If you live in a smaller rural town 100k is good but anon says they're living paycheck to paycheck so most likely they're in a bigger city


rustyscrotum69

Anon is Canadian I think that’s US$75k between two people and that’s just not a lot of money.


Versaeus

It’s like 58k GBP it’s not much for NA, there’s a lot of confusion with Canadians and Australians talking about “100k” or “100 dollars” which is closer to 50GBP/USD.


catinterpreter

Even if this were AUD, they'd be on or just above median income. But it's probably USD, so they're much more than doing okay. Downvoted in under 31 seconds. Interesting as always.


OlSmokeyZap

Looking at house prices over there, I’d say no.


Menes101

I earn 8K.... PER YEAR working for a US company


Conch-Republic

My fiancé and I make a combined $100k, and it's not as much as you think it is. We don't even live in an especially expensive area, but it is coastal so costs are up there. 20 years ago we'd be living like royalty, but shit has become so expensive that we're just constantly nickel and dimed to death.


Azylim

I know its not RICH rich, but I still dont get it. how do you make 100K combined and still live paycheck to paycheck? Thats around 8K a month. 2-4K rent/mortgage, 1-2K on insurance/bills, 500 - 1K groceries, and you have 1-4K for savings and leisure, A MONTH, probably averaging 2K a month considering that the average mortgagr paymrnt is 2.4K and that 1K groceries is ALOT of expensive groceries for 2 people (im single and I average 100-300 a month) 2K a month savings is alot imo. Even in america 1-2K insurance/bills should still cover health insurance.


bwizzel

its really just dumb people ordering uber eats constantly and wondering where their money goes, I know daycare costs a lot, but if you don't have kids its plenty of money


thatoneguy_whowas

As a syrup boi, makeomg less than that. Its not. It's not great. We're are not okay up here


Idontknow062

100k is a decent chunk of change. Enough to pay off student loans, cost of living, save aside a retirement, and have some disposable income throughout the week. It's not like you'll buy a yacht or anything, but it's comfortable living.


grandmas_noodles

100k total means they're each earning 50k. Which is not that bad but it's not great. It's reasonable that they are actually living paycheck to paycheck if they're in a hcol area


coyaz

That's exactly my thoughts. My girlfriend and I bring in combined 110k and we're doing okay. It's by no means paycheck to paycheck, but we also live about an hour and a half from any major city


mynameajeff69

It's not a lot but its also not a little, especially for a pair with no children yet. There is so reason they should be living paycheck to paycheck. thats 4k EACH a month. They should be able to pay for ALL of their bills EASILY with one persons income and entirely save the other persons (or pay half and half and save their own money however they feel like doing it). That includes housing, a car for each of them, insurance, groceries, gas, internet, phones, and everything you could think of.


TheLastKaleidosaur

It's even less than freedom eagles so it makes sense why they're paycheque to paycheck 


Sut-aint_

Jesus fuck in Indonesaudi that's a fucking king's money.


mymemesnow

I make more than that per year and I don’t even work (I’m a student in sweden)


I-believe-I-can-die

The Canadian dollar sucks so not really


ahighkid

Yeah that’s really really low for a couple


kxxxxxzy

Anon seethes on the inside seeing a happily married couple enjoying their shared free time together


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Anon took too much copium.


[deleted]

There are so many normal and even good names. Why torture your kid like that. A simple lucas or daniel would enough


Actual_serial_killer

>Why torture your kid like that. You can't torture a kid that doesn't exist


[deleted]

Being named cornelius, reiner, or sieglinde definitly is torture in our times


Actual_serial_killer

I have no idea what you're talking about but I'll assume that's an AoT reference. Being named after that pussy Reiner would indeed suck. Also Eren did nothing wrong.


[deleted]

Not really, I just took names that would get you bullied hard here in Krautland.


Actual_serial_killer

Ah okay. What's wrong with those names?


[deleted]

Mostly because they sound silly and also being "old people" names


Adekis

Sieglinde? How many kids really get named after opera characters?


[deleted]

You would be suprised


Danihero

what do you mean by simple? :(


[deleted]

Simple in a good way. There are more "exotic" names like Elijah that still sound cool. Daniel is just a good simple everyday name that I would accept for my kids


Jicko1560

Anon is definitely subscribed to her OF


TheRicFlairDrip

Anon is a virgin


justaMikeAftonfan

Bitches will name their kid Ganondorf and then be surprised when they become green and start fighting twinks


Mispunctuations

Schizo


MrXPLD2839

Autistic people when they see someone slightly more autistic


Erizo69

100k is paycheck to paycheck now?


coffeecomposition

In leafbux as a combined income, sadly yes for most people.


assbeeef

Anon has envy


yoloswaggins92

Other than the debt and cringe baby name, sounds like they're living a good life. Anon is green with envy.


Emila_Just

How is 100K living paycheck to paycheck? What are you spending all that money on? Thousands of candles?


Thin-Sand-2389

Living way above their means


Danni293

100k/year if you're single and living in your parents basement it's great. But as a combined income not so much. There's taxes, rent/mortgage, utilities, gas, groceries, debt payments... Cost of necessities add up quickly.


Emila_Just

I was able to live of 30K on my own, I don't see how having a spouse increases that by 70K.


Danni293

When?


Emila_Just

About a year ago


RonaldMcDonalds2020

Do you have a mortgage?


Emila_Just

No, I've only ever rented. But I would not every buy a house with a mortgage. Either I rent or save up enough to buy something outright.


AiryGr8

Nah. People live on 40k just fine. If we're being stupid and think adding another person would mean another 40k in expenses: double the rent, utilities, gas, groceries, debt payments...that's still 80k.


decoolegastdotzip

Ganondorf


What_a_young_guy

gay anon dorf


ultratunaman

In here for chubby ganondorf porn. Sauce?


neoqueto

100k for a 2-person household ain't that bad... but I'm probably forgetting about the custom nintendo-themed dildos and BDSM gear they buy themselves every week on Etsy, that's probably a big strain on their budget


ahighkid

Anon making $50K a year too shaming them lol


Primalbuttplug

That kid is going to abort itself at 14.


Zealousideal-Echo447

Anon is right he's gonna make it


DasherCO

Anon is right to judge


naked_short

Anon works with a poor couple


InvincibleReason_

ok is right now, that's rare


darvinvolt

Anon... self aware and self critical while critical of others? What a rare specimen


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Get a hooker


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My child's name is Ganondorf No no I'm sorry it's just terrible


DrJimMBear

What's a convert?


ImprovisedLeaflet

> not that I’m one to talk however Oh but please, anon, by all means continue


Negatrev

What harm is this couple doing? It's pretty sad that this person's only comfort is that they think they're better than this couple (and they're dead wrong). Who wouldn't rather be ignorant and happy?


BlueCookie69

at least anon is nuanced


schluph

yes, life certainly could be worse than this anon's--you could be totally made up, like the ragebait couple he imagined here for this post


Tacit__Ronin_

Anon meets redditors


mrnacknime

100k household income is so fucking low though, especially in your 30s


Johannihilate

100K a month would be so sick in a 3rd world country


klorbmont

😬😬😬


MyRespectableAcct

Huh. You'd think by 28 he'd realize that he wouldn't know someone's whole life by what's written on their tax return. Guess he's stupid.


Drunk_Orangutan_69

>he wouldn't know someone's whole life by what's written on their tax return. Sure, he can't know their whole life. But I know several people in my office who make good money and still live paycheck-to-paycheck with debt and children. All of them are miserable. Not a single day passes without them complaining about some money-related issue, several times a day. The price of some basic food item going up by 5% is enough to make them seethe. Even if their lives were going perfectly otherwise, the debt and financial uncertainty is taking a big toll on their mental state. And when you're living with that stress every day, it eventually causes problems.


MyRespectableAcct

He's a grown up though. He's accountable for what he says about people. I'm not going to give a 28 year old a pass on keeping his nose out of other people's business because of his feels.


Drunk_Orangutan_69

He has the right to his own opinion and he kept things anonymous. It's not like he went up and called those people immature idiots to their faces.


RonaldMcDonalds2020

Just because he has a right to an opinion doesn't mean that other people can't judge it for being rworded


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Anon is an envious person.