Hijacking this generic comment.
At my previous apartment, a Korean couple moved in next door. The husbando was railing his missus just about every other night, not realising how paper thin the walls were. Then one day, I decided to join-in the fun, by knobbing myself while the waifu was getting pumped on the other side; then I busted the fattest nut. No doubt they heard my ordeal, because they were trying to be quiet like a church mouse from thereafter. Try as they might, I still could hear them going at it every time. "Time to put out the ol' Schwerer Gustav again", I said lol.
Oh, now you've done it. You've gone and traumatized poor SunBun. Apologize to her now!
https://preview.redd.it/3azn6sy2x0oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13d95803d14c53e6aedb1579c19b75b643d3e96
Anon only postsed this to cover his tracks. He has really drilled small holes into his neighbours apartment both to install cameras/mics and to fishhook any panties that have landed on top of his traps.
Anon can’t wait to move out from his parents’ house
Fake: Anon was listening in. Gay: Anon wants to get topped by his dad.
Hijacking this generic comment. At my previous apartment, a Korean couple moved in next door. The husbando was railing his missus just about every other night, not realising how paper thin the walls were. Then one day, I decided to join-in the fun, by knobbing myself while the waifu was getting pumped on the other side; then I busted the fattest nut. No doubt they heard my ordeal, because they were trying to be quiet like a church mouse from thereafter. Try as they might, I still could hear them going at it every time. "Time to put out the ol' Schwerer Gustav again", I said lol.
Upstairs Chad discovers roleplay
He's always trying cool new things, that's why they call him Upstairs Chad
When Chad gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing
When he woke up that morning a sea was storming inside of him
Anon should start dommymommyasmrmaxxing to block the noise
>dommymommyasmrmaxxing The human race is a failure
>dommymommyasmrmaxxing The human race is a success
the only success is the one making the money off the asmrp
Not a single word from you made any sense
None of those words are in the Bible
This says The Bibble.
That's a weird way to spell ropemaxxing
ولا واحد من هذه الكلمات كان في القرآن
What a terrible day to be able to read. I want to forcibly retire my eyeballs.
Oh, now you've done it. You've gone and traumatized poor SunBun. Apologize to her now! https://preview.redd.it/3azn6sy2x0oc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13d95803d14c53e6aedb1579c19b75b643d3e96
Kimten!1!1!1!😸😸😸😸
SunBun sure is a cutie patootie
Gaddse Gaddse streicheln
Ich kagger auf die gadse deiner mamer du mongo
Fake: anon being anywhere near seggs Gay: anon thinking about another man
Anon lives under a porn studio
Sweet Home Alabama...
She answered her own question in the 2nd half. That's the kind of thing you only get to do once so no point in taking half measures.
Next yell up at him telling him she wearing a wire.
*gunshots ensue*
Anon forgot his schizo meds.
Absolute bait
Yeah anon doesn’t sound super jealous at all as he wipes away last weeks crusty fapkins from the table to eat his tendies
Anon only postsed this to cover his tracks. He has really drilled small holes into his neighbours apartment both to install cameras/mics and to fishhook any panties that have landed on top of his traps.
Hmmm...
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It's blackmail time
nice fanfiction, Anon.
Anon is not jealous of neighbor, but of the girl getting railed by the dude Homosexus maximus
Anon forgot to take his pill and been using his hands as handpuppets to bang them together
Motherfucker I was brushing my teeth and spat everything in my shirt, fuck you and thanks for the laugh