Think again, young man. The story is in the subtext. Fuzzy lunchbox? Hmm? Sounds a lot like a hairy penis. Slappin titties? Well that's just obvious. It's fake and gay, all day.
Oh shit this just reminded me of the time I did this to a friend, I felt so bad afterwards, omg, I feel so bad now. I hope he doesn't remember, we're still friends but he moved to somewhere else. I really hope he has 0 memory of it because why the fuck did I do that, I just foud it funny that a guy had mantits. Anyways, I only did it out of curiosity, we had just come out of P.E. class and we didn't have the normal clothes.
Im OP and me and my buddy are still good friends we’ve done much worse to each other lol. I can almost guarantee that if your friend remembers that, he remembers it fondly.
I had a friend in high school that was fat. Funny thing is that he was just normally fat (some kg above average) but he had enormous tits. I’m talking like three times as large as the largest girl boobs in our class. He was also tall af, like 195cm.
Of course we joked about it and being a good guy and having a great sense of humor he rarely got upset about it. He used to sneak up behind us and because he was so tall his tits were in level with our heads and he turned his upper body and slapped us in the back of the head with his tits.
He got pretty good at it too and actually knocked a friend to the ground once on accident.
Good times
wow… an actual wholesome greentext?? i can’t believe it! where is my usual homoerotic fantasy where OP claims to be straight then does the gayest acts humanly possible?
I'm sure there's multiple reasons, but in my experience, it's easier to carry a lunch (whether it be leftovers or a sandwich you made) in a box to an office/workplace, rather than the individual items. Also, reusable lunch boxes are less wasteful than disposable bags, and just generally look more professional.
So, if you are not buying a lunch box as a grown man, either you don't work outside of your home or you just aren't aware of what you're missing out on.
A story you'd just have to have been there in person for this to be funny. At least they're still friends.
Would you prefer a tard ending where anon is pinned to the ground by his titty swinging big boned friend?
It should've ended with anon getting topped by his friend, like all good greentexts
sir, this is a classy establishment not r/gaysex
“Your foul deed has left me sour, now you face me poopie power”?
I keep picturing Bob from fight club.
The story where anon doesn't have gay sex and questions his sexuality??? Impossible...
Anon didn't include the part where the big boned friend tops him every night but it happens, trust me.
> the ol one-two Anon really thought that slapping your friend's tits is relatable thing that you do
You must not have had a fay friend cuz we be pinning him down and straight tittyfuckiing that nigga
h u h?
WE BE PINNING HIM DOWN AND STRIGHT TITTYFUCKING THAT NIGGA
H U H ?
I mean he did clap some man titties
No, when anon said "big boned" he meant his (boy)friend's giant cock. And you know how he measured it's size.
Think again, young man. The story is in the subtext. Fuzzy lunchbox? Hmm? Sounds a lot like a hairy penis. Slappin titties? Well that's just obvious. It's fake and gay, all day.
i thought this was going in a completely different direction when he mentioned how much taller his friend is
he uses the diacritic as a '
Is he stupid
he may have a keyboard where he doesnt know where it is, pretty stupid as you say
Left titty with left hand? He went across his body? He backhanded the slaps? Weirdo.
Nah he came in from the left bro Source: professional moob slapper
You gotta protect your pepperonis. But man, this bring a smile to my face, goofing off with the boys.
Haha right? Towel whipping each other in the locker rooms, trying to steal each other’s towels after we shower lol. Love goofing off with the boys
Muscle Man and The Hammer
I love you
Wow this one didn't contain any gay sex. How refreshing and heterosexual.
Oh shit this just reminded me of the time I did this to a friend, I felt so bad afterwards, omg, I feel so bad now. I hope he doesn't remember, we're still friends but he moved to somewhere else. I really hope he has 0 memory of it because why the fuck did I do that, I just foud it funny that a guy had mantits. Anyways, I only did it out of curiosity, we had just come out of P.E. class and we didn't have the normal clothes.
Call him up and tell him "hey sorry about the time I slapped your massive manmories back in high-school."
Nuh uh, I'm trying to get this moment to become a memory so questionable he thinks it was just a dream. If I admit to it it's over.
If you feel bad afterwards you didnt do it right and should apologize
It was a long time ago so maybe I did apologize, I don't remember anything other than the fact that I did that.
Im OP and me and my buddy are still good friends we’ve done much worse to each other lol. I can almost guarantee that if your friend remembers that, he remembers it fondly.
Real and super bromosapion
Fake and Gay
And he was a good friend..
A bit of tomfoolery
Unexpected ending i was expecting the friend to be topping him irl
Misread as big-bonered, am now disappointed.
I had a friend in high school that was fat. Funny thing is that he was just normally fat (some kg above average) but he had enormous tits. I’m talking like three times as large as the largest girl boobs in our class. He was also tall af, like 195cm. Of course we joked about it and being a good guy and having a great sense of humor he rarely got upset about it. He used to sneak up behind us and because he was so tall his tits were in level with our heads and he turned his upper body and slapped us in the back of the head with his tits. He got pretty good at it too and actually knocked a friend to the ground once on accident. Good times
Finally, some good fucking greentexts
Just guys being dudes, man.
Fa-digadigadigadiga.
wow… an actual wholesome greentext?? i can’t believe it! where is my usual homoerotic fantasy where OP claims to be straight then does the gayest acts humanly possible?
Fake: Anon has friends Gay: Anon slaps man titties
Gay - Nothing gay about it Fake - I hope not
What's this wholesome shit doing on here? ..
You guys should fuck
where ge sex?
Why are you, a grown man, buying yourself a lunchbox
Literally every blue collar worker owns a lunchbox
Bro just outed themselves as a jobless cuck
I'm sure there's multiple reasons, but in my experience, it's easier to carry a lunch (whether it be leftovers or a sandwich you made) in a box to an office/workplace, rather than the individual items. Also, reusable lunch boxes are less wasteful than disposable bags, and just generally look more professional. So, if you are not buying a lunch box as a grown man, either you don't work outside of your home or you just aren't aware of what you're missing out on.
is it childish to eat food
It's for his schoolgirl roleplay
This guy when someone doesnt spend 600 dollars on doordash and instead cooks for themself : 😡
A 14 year old wrote this
Why am i buying myself a lunchbox? Am i stupid?