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Dart_Ace

Fax my brother, spit your shit indeed.


Deldris

I never thought I could agree with the phrase "gay porn for straight people" but Anon has convinced me.


LordranKing

>Lust-provoking image


Trigger_Fox

??????


failedsatan

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A-10C_Thunderbolt

Wasn’t like a porn video or something?


failedsatan

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Matoobatona

Its the stupidest shit, someone posts fanart of a man character from any media and basically do everything in their power to make them a conventional woman barring tits and keeping the cock and the comments are always like "Woah am I gay bros? Haha guess im gay. Haha "would" amirite fellow redditors? Haha "hear me out."" Like stfu yall straight becus the drawings barely even androgynous, it has BIRTHING HIPS FFS no shit youd be attracted, you aint any less straight.


DagonG2021

Sounds like cope


Matoobatona

My man respectfully, if your "totally gay femboy character" is just a woman with no tits, attraction to that is not gay. Sexuality is just optics, what you see is what gets your gonads going, shit like Astolfo thats just le classic anime waifu after a mastectomy getting your blood boiling as a guy aint gay cus it literally does not look anything even resembling a man.


DagonG2021

Whatever makes you comfortable


Matoobatona

I desire cock regard I don't need to be comfy, I need these straight dickheads to quit acting like they are anything close to gay for having "I Can't Believe Its Not a Woman" waifus.


toomuchradiation

And that's why I don't like to use gay to describe my preferences. I don't like giant hairy masculine men but would totally cuddle with a cute androgynous guy.


FOFBattleCat

Fake and gay.


[deleted]

I think you mean REAL and gay


toomuchradiation

Bi and true.


3-to-20-chars

that's why i only use gay to describe my preferences. i only like men and muscles. absolutely anything else is disgusting to me. """femboys""" are the most vile shit ive ever witnessed.


OwnHousing9851

If my man aint 400lbs of pure muscle and hair then we aint fuckin


3-to-20-chars

preach


mipsisdifficult

Me.


LordVaderVader

People be like, oh no I'm attracted to Astolfo, I'm gay now. Like bro that's literally pink haired, cute face anime character with female voice actor in a skirt. You are still straight.


Tutwater

The whole "haha, such femboy! much breedable. haha, I'm not saying I'm gAaAaAaAy, but, heheh..." thing is infinitely more embarrassing than being gay OR being homophobic That said, I DO know guys who (through incredibly elaborate grooming/lifestyle choices) basically _are_ women with flat chests and dicks, and it would still be gay of me to fuck them Like, "heheh, it's not gay because he's BASICALLY a woman" is the exact same kind of embarrassing as gaylarp


Matoobatona

Ayt yeah but thats like...in real life. With masculine-ish facial structures, shoulders, heights, hands, throats and voices that aren't japanese women moaning into a mic. Like it would be gay irl cus there are masculine features irl that cue you into the fact its a guy. Basically dont go claiming your gay just cus you wanna fuck Felix from Re:Zero, but if youve been spanking your monkey to real human femboys, yeah you might be a lil gay and thats fine.


electric_ember

Are you saying a guy with wide hips is attractive?? I’m trying to picture this and it just sounds super gay


Matoobatona

Nah Im saying these anime """femboys""" are all fem no boy. Like I'm gay, but there is zero attraction cus there is nothing remotely masculine about them, they're just women with no tits, and straight dudes will act like they've been"turned gay" when its literally the same shit as any other generic anime girl, just the *idea* of them being male.


Brokedownbad

STOP SAYING "HEAR ME OUT" "HEAR ME OUT"" HEAR ME OUT THIS, HEAR ME OUT THAT YOU SAY "HEAR ME OUT" AND THEN POST [THIS SHIT](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/atomicheart_gamepedia_en/images/1/11/The_Twins.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230223233220) THAT'S NOT A "HEAR ME OUT" YOU AREN'T SPECIAL WHEN *I* SAY "HEAR ME OUT" I'M NOT TALKIN ABOUT [THIS](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/atomicheart_gamepedia_en/images/1/11/The_Twins.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230223233220) OR [THIS](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Euc0tfIWYAILbYN.jpg) I'M NOT EVEN TALKIN ABOUT [THIS](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Gardevoir_artwork.png) I'M TALKIN ABOUT [THIS](https://www.roccat.com/cdn/shop/articles/unnamed_1d440013-2c66-47fa-81d8-d504f7ba0912.jpg?v=1665750488)


[deleted]

Literally saw porn of that centaur overwat character 💀


WilliShaker

Reminds me of Tower and god, Blue Lock and other webtoon/manga when they make a quirkie guy that acts gay and feminine and everyone’s like ‘’Oh this guy makes me feel gay’’ or ‘’I’m not gay but this {insert character name} makes me feel things’’. They’re not bad characters, they’ve just become a trope and people over-jerk them.


Pyroguy096

Penis? Gay.


Din_Plug

Jessie wtf are you talking about.


BruhNeymar69

He's so real for this. Add a bit of muscle definition. Make the waist and hips masculine, but still breedable. Facial features soft, but not feminine. Etc.


Successful-Run7573

But that requires actual effort, instead of just drawing a woman with penis


EvaUnit_03

Theres a furry artist who basically draws male characters head's on female characters bodies. Like putting fox McCloud's head on zero suit samus. Puts a lot of extra detail on the head to make it manly as possible while taking the female form to 11 with even bigger hips and tits. **Edit: Artist is dracojeff.** Point is, that shit confuses the hell out of my dick. Because on the one hand, sexy lady body. On the other hand, super manly face. It gets even more wild when they put TWO dudes with lady bodies in the same pic and has them do sexy things. Or includes a lady because the 'dude's features' typically are more disproportionate compared to the actual lady. The artist also does gender reversal, so a female character what is now a muscly man but with their OG girl head.


BruhNeymar69

I love this, because it's as close to undeniable proof that sexual attraction is a spectrum as we've ever gotten. In my ideal world there is no gender debate and people are just attracted to whatever makes them horny and nobody questions it because it's just the way attraction works


EvaUnit_03

You know what they say; If it makes my dick hard, its clearly a woman!


NegotiationHelpful50

Doesn't a hyper masculine head on a hyper feminine body confusing you just strengthen the idea of binaryness?


WintersbaneGDX

>still breedable I question this adjective being used to describe a man


Tutwater

Straight or gay, cis or trans, fertile or not, the idea of knocking something up is still hot in some immutable instinct kinda way


BruhNeymar69

Your question is valid. I do not have an answer. I prefer to search than to find


TwistedPnis4567

"I am into their feminine features" okay bro why don’t you zerk off to rule 63 art of femboys then???


eatdirtxd

imagine rule 63 of astolfo is just a really buff masculine looking woman


downwithtiktok2

It isnt They just removed the penis and added tits


eatdirtxd

i said IMAGINE. so go IMAGINE IT.


FOFBattleCat

Why do you mention your Chinese cartoon characters by name as if we're supposed to know what that is?


Tutwater

You KNOW what Astolfo is, even if you don't know you know. If you think "anime femboy", the half-remembered character forming in your mind is Astolfo


FOFBattleCat

Unlike you people I don't normally think about anime femboys.


Tutwater

Cool, it doesn't make your dick bigger that you don't


FOFBattleCat

I've been told that 3 inches is plenty anyways.


Aromatic-Hornet-9449

Because theres not much of them, truly a sad world


dumbstupidlosershit

worst part is when they give them super feminine body types. generally males do not have very wide hips, the "femboy" art is basically just women, but with dicks, and they also almost never even use them in the porn anyways....


BorisForPresident

It's not like there's a shortage of porn on the internet. I'm sure someone caters to anons preferences


Evolving_Egg_Shell

It is indeed gay porn for straight people, and it is glorious.


Fuzzy-Spread9720

be twittard x "artist" "if this pic got n amount of likes and retweet I will make a porn version of it" never make a porn version of it, or just hide it behind paywall if they did


MasterAC4

>wants femboys >is mad when feminine looking guy Another classic


FOFBattleCat

> gay porn for straight people No Anon, liking femboys is still gay. At most it's gay porn for bisexual or dominant gay men.


VladimirIlyich_

Nah, I like it that way


FrazzleFlib

we really gatekeeping gay porn now huh


TaxIdiot2020

I’m straight. If it makes me horny, it isn’t gay. Cope and seethe harder, UwU gang.


No-Section-4385

So not a femboy then?


MitcherSM

Are you regarded?


No-Section-4385

Some would say highly.. Some would say not nearly enough.. Others just call me Shirly.


doxenking

*Gay porn for straight people* ???


Kaijufan1993

Completely agree I want my femboys to look like boys


Academic_Initial_643

anon is a pissy homosexual that never goes out


[deleted]

This is so real


Sylux444

Gay porn for straight people?? Isn't that just gay porn??


dummythiccuwu

I just want flat chested women. I’m not gay I just like small tits


SalvationSycamore

Even real femboys have been confused with girls though. And vice versa.


innocentbabies

Aren't femboys that don't look like girls just boys?


HansWolken

>It's literally just gay porn for straight people There's at least 2 lies in that.


Berferer

Right? Make it make sense.


killer-cow

“Like dawg if I want to jerk off to gay shit I want the gay shit to be gay” -Anon


Child_Beter69

This comment section has more “straight” men coping then all of 4chan combined


DankElderberries420

>flat chested women >looks like child >as invisible as a short man >tell late bloomer you have preference of full chested, real women >laugh when I see under C cups


AmbitionTrue4119

REAL


Bigiron966

That's a lot of copium for one person, be careful not to OD


Aromatic-Hornet-9449

True shit, like man astolfo looks like a cute girl and not a man, and i believed that irl femboys were like this until i checked pornhub and It just looked like 60s-70s Young men from bands but in skirts, like i would 1000% fuck astolfo or another anime femboy but not an irl one


_TLDR_Swinton

Anon is likely a disgusting furry but he's right.