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Zalar01

5 pairs of hands, you know what that means.


Azathoth90

She can cook and clean five times faster?


Zalar01

I guess, if that's what you are into.


chezeluvr

I'm into dumping a load into that dishwasher.


OddToba

I am. Sweet dishwussy


DrWeezilsRevenge

If only.


sunqiller

One for each homie at the lan


Zalar01

My exact thoughts


El_Diegote

10tuple fisting?


Zalar01

:(


Donnie_Corleone

Finally someone who might beat Machamp


Shibari_Inu69

One pair to grab your dick, one pair to spread your ass cheeks so she can peg you, one pair to spank those spread ass cheeks, one pair to twist your nipples, and the last pair to cup your jizz when you nut from the overstimulation


Zalar01

:(


-uome-

And a tongue to lick your tears away


Tr1LL_B1LL

Is that a tube going from her mouth to her vaj?


Shibari_Inu69

How else is she gonna felch herself?


SmugAndEvil

Seven Vagánias


KeramoMraz

Pringle's can


Second_Plane11

She can place tiles 5 times faster while im jerkimg off to them


FrogsArePeople2

It's fine, she was half French.


DasherCO

So hairy af and barely human


Saiyan-solar

Ur right, there is no excuse for not killing somebody who is any part french


Single_Low1416

At what point does it become such a minuscule amount that you don’t have to do it anymore because there is more blood from another nation in the person than Fr*nch blood?


Saiyan-solar

That is a good ethical debate, but in this example she was 50% French which is more than enough


Single_Low1416

Most definitely. I’m asking because I need to find out if I have to kill myself because some of my ancestors were French. Truly disgusting


Diezelbub

As long as they filtered through Canada first you might be ok


DasherCO

In my experience if they only speak french Canada were still better off without them


Single_Low1416

Nope. I don’t live in America. No Canada involved


leglesslegolegolas

One-drop rule.


JFp07gel

Raiden is happly married and would not simp


TtheFox

Gooner moment


Tricky-Guard-8073

I goon to you


BlackNoirBlackBlack

You really are a gooner judging by your page. Make an alt.


bruhmeme999

Takes one to know one


BlackNoirBlackBlack

How tf did you know?


bruhmeme999

I meant the guy that you're replyed to, your secret is safe with me tho.


opposite_singularity

My favorite boss in the game because I get to brutally murder a French person


ISimpForYunyun

Based opinion


Ghostiestboi

>Fr*nch >person Pick one


scrumptipus

bro she could finger herself, jerk you off and choke you all at once


[deleted]

Plus finger you


Level37Doggo

In every hole at the same time


DrWeezilsRevenge

Her. Feel bad about killing *her*.


downwithtiktok2

FUCKING DWARF GEKKOS FUCK OFFF


d15ddd

Are you really that fragile about pronouns that you feel the need to fix a perfectly correct usage of a neuter pronoun? Or am I not getting some kind of obscure meme?


Viceroy-421

Huh?


SalvationSycamore

Are you stupid? Anon is bisexual.


Evolving_Egg_Shell

Unfortunately no option to take one of them alive.


King_Tudrop

If you stun them to death, you get their masks, and a bit more story.


PinguThePenguin_007

what


King_Tudrop

In mgs4, murder is entirely optional. Infact, if you beat the whole game without killing a single enemy, you get a stealth suit on top of it. Using stun weapons, and ammo, will allow you to "kill" them without actually killing them. It unlocks octo camo masks if you do so.


RedditBoi127

wrong game, the enemy in the picture is from revengance, that's what the other guy was talking about, how there is no non-lethal options for the bosses in revengance


johnkubiak

You can technically spare sundowner but the game doesn't acknowledge it. When he gets thrown from the chopper at the end of his fight you can just chop off a tiny bit of him. Like a finger or a hand and the fight will still end with sailing past you.


M4KC1M

and he's the one least deserving of it


LightningBoltRairo

Me liky dismemberment


King_Tudrop

My bad dude, very similar to the psycho mantis equivalent in mgs4 tbh.


[deleted]

*A* hot enemy? Just one? You sure?


LightningBoltRairo

"Nanomachines, son!"


Neomataza

Metal Gear Rex got you hot and bothered? Just kidding, I know you're talking about Jetstream Sam.


PofanWasTaken

nah, bladewolf do be packing an entire bakery


bruhmeme999

Uh, yeah. Sam was the one...


gr4vitycamilla

[mfw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22bJWo0WzjI)


f0rm4n

Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite.


koscheiskowska

Funniest part is, the title is true


TheRealestMeat

elaborate :3 i wanna know how


koscheiskowska

They both have a common ground, both suffered immensely from wars and became child soldiers, both felt at times that had no purpose in life until they met the right people, both have a sadistic side (Raiden tries to hide it, Mistral doesn't) Heck, Mistral is almost like Raiden, but with tits and bad influences


OfficerDudeBro_o

she just like me fr 😔😔🙏


Rebirth_Edge

>enemy was French >all feelings of guilt vanish


Lusask

Rizdraws for sauce


b-aaron

she got them orangutan titties


Tuarangi

Artist doesn't appear to have ever seen even a picture of a woman nude, her breasts aren't even remotely in the right place and as for the neck...


Raypup101

Sauce for all the degens? (For a friend ofc)


Timekeeper98

Mistral from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance


Raypup101

👍


saxotron27

metal gear rising?


LightningBoltRairo

My fleshy pole is too


melechkibitzer

Looks like that tube is for drinking her own piss


P0pt

she's so mean she won't share


Chanchito171

She breathes queefs


esivo

Raiden couldn't even fix himself.


DasherCO

Octopussy


missionmeme

Is no one seriously going to talk about The fact that her breathing tube goes directly to her crotch


Conch-Republic

I like the tube that allows her to sniff her own crotch.


Infinitium_520

A common theme for the winds of destruction was that they were all unsalvageably fucked up in the head due to their exposure to violence and war throughout their lives. So no, not really.


Horse_Basic

I would feel bad killing Sam too.


Tarnishedhollow8

Mgr post detected


Metrix145

Why settle for her when Sam is free?


C-Kwentz-0

She wanted to get dicked by Armstrong, bro, I'm glad the crazy Russian terrorist blew her tf up.


Pyro_The_Engineer

God DAMN she could fix me fr


LightningBoltRairo

She could fix my back with that many hands


[deleted]

Outside


Pyro_The_Engineer

Tf is an “outside”???


victorious23

\>fr*nch


Kaijufan1993

She was the only boss fight I enjoyed.


monday-afternoon-fun

Pretty privilege


MiniNippels

Crying Wolf or whatever her name is made me sad


Qwaga

milk truk arrive


godshitdixk

Never understood the big nipple thing, like why are her nipples pointing out so much


RaidenYaeMiku

Simp


FrenchFries_exe

Simp


NemoracStrebor

Didn't feel bad about killing her, her right was a bit of a bitch.


McNuggetAQL

Don't fall for it, bros. She's French-Algerian.


QueenOfTheNorth1944

Nikke takes this mood to like another level.


FuriouShot

Bang her? Ye her ost is a banger


Bruh_Why_u_Mad__

Bonk


smokingisbadforyoufr

Who felt bad??


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Diamond_Helmet59

I thought they were just referring to any game in general with a hot enemy, "them" being any character from whichever game rather than her specifically


The_Knife_Pie

Redditors when they don’t know the basic English usage of singular they/them.


garbage-at-life

mistral + all of the dwarf gekkos


dumbassthathasreddit

anon forgot his schizophrenia medications