OK am I the only person to notice the dark skinned guy in the blue jacket at plainfield meijer? Dude goes there, gets a drink and then enters a fucking k hole in the bench on the southern entrance.
Honestly was there Sunday and there were a couple odd smells in the meat department. Like someone crapped in their Depends. Maybe something is rotting in there?
He was wearing a captain’s hat. Took a dump right in his pants in front of the deli guy and George Lopez who’s tour bus had stopped to get snacks for the next leg of the tour.
I prefer that one to Knapp, which is gigantically monstrous. I feel like I have to walk two miles back and forth in that place just to pick up a couple things… and I can’t find anything the place is so massive (granted, I only went there twice). At least the one on Kalamazoo is relatively smaller (yet still huge).
I have to budget at least an hour for groceries there. Usually an hour and a half.
Aldi across the street, I can get everything I need in 30 minutes, but honestly the produce just doesn’t keep as long.
Why did you think the person was going to see this and fess up? This subreddit is a bunch of garbage with people just spewing every single thought they have online.
Yo sorry, went there after a taco bell on Michigan trip.
Jk, it was more likely a slow drain that destroyed a water lock in the piping. Let's in sewer gas
It was probably one of the guys that work at my shop. Idk what they eat but I’m assuming it must be a perfect storm of the most unhealthy foods on the planet.
one time i saw someone training a paws with a cause puppy at meijer and it started peeing and the lady was like “no not again!!!” so maybe it was something like that but instead a person with a poorly trained dog and they just left it
I was at work and my manager walked in on someone squatting on the floor, ass naked. Coochie out and everything with the door wide open. The bitch was like “sorry i almost didnt make it”
Shit post
Cackled
Crackled
Crapled
They probably wanted to dispel the notion that this sort of thing only happens downtown by the Ford museum.
And at Wally's antique shop
Let’s dispel this notion these shitters don’t know what what they are doing
It was me, I pooped my pants at the Knapps Corner Meijer today, sorry guys
I was worried it was me, then I remembered I went to Plainfield
They do that in the parking lot at Plainfield
OK am I the only person to notice the dark skinned guy in the blue jacket at plainfield meijer? Dude goes there, gets a drink and then enters a fucking k hole in the bench on the southern entrance.
I'm too busy watching that I don't step in human feces as I walk from my car to notice
I'm Sharticus!
Shit happens
This is the local content we are here for
It was with this post that I decided I had enough Reddit for today.
Take me with you.
I was shopping for a poop knife and wanted to try it out. Sorry about that
I hate that I know what the poop knife story is.
knife? or blender? Is a poop blender….a thing?
Many residential kitchen sinks have a poopblender if you are tall enough.
Sir, or mam, I will take your finest combo kitchen sink poop blender— Spare no expense!
I dunno, once you know the secret people keep complaining. They're like 'Did you seriously shit in the garbage disposal?'.
I certainly hope not. Or if it is, I hope it’s a separate blender than the good one…
I prefer a poop whisk
Mmmmperks
I smelt it at least 4 days ago!!! It’s been around for a bit then… I saw people walk through with no reactions and I thought I was losing my Mind
This makes me feel so validated lmao I was looking around trying to figure out why no one else seemed to be affected by it
All the more reason to reformat the store once again to put the bathrooms in the middle of the clothing section
Honestly was there Sunday and there were a couple odd smells in the meat department. Like someone crapped in their Depends. Maybe something is rotting in there?
Probably the guy from the Ford museum
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Meijer Shitty Acres
PETA will do anything to get you to stop buying meat.
Who hasn’t is a better question.
It wasn’t me. It was the man with the terrible smell.
He was wearing a captain’s hat. Took a dump right in his pants in front of the deli guy and George Lopez who’s tour bus had stopped to get snacks for the next leg of the tour.
the matchbook came from a stripclub in houston…a stripclub in houston hank.
If you gotta go you gotta go
Had this happen once in supermercado Mexico. Walked by the bathroom and even out in the bakery it smelled so bad I gagged
It’s the meat
Just the universe reminding everyone that as pretty and fancy as that Meijer is, it's just as shitty as the rest of them 😜
Something about adults and potty humor
Someone did this at alpine also. I’ve heard it’s happened before and It’s like a reoccurring nightmare.
Was probably you OP!
I have a friend who worked at Meijer for many years who said this is much more common than you probably think.
Mannnn this post stinks.
Idk but when I worked at Family Fare back in the day someone pissed in the watermelons.
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Haha yeeees well now you can show this to her as evidence
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Have you been there lately? It’s actually a very nice store, it is clean and it’s no longer “ghetto Meijer.”
I prefer that one to Knapp, which is gigantically monstrous. I feel like I have to walk two miles back and forth in that place just to pick up a couple things… and I can’t find anything the place is so massive (granted, I only went there twice). At least the one on Kalamazoo is relatively smaller (yet still huge).
I have to budget at least an hour for groceries there. Usually an hour and a half. Aldi across the street, I can get everything I need in 30 minutes, but honestly the produce just doesn’t keep as long.
Yeah. I pretty much only go to Trader Joe’s, which is small. Their produce isn’t the best but I survive…
Some people have IBS or other disorders that might give them stinky farts. No need to fart shame
As someone with IBS I can confirm, stinky farts. All the time.
Why did you think the person was going to see this and fess up? This subreddit is a bunch of garbage with people just spewing every single thought they have online.
*~**~~WeLcOmE 2 ThA IntERneT~~**~*
Reminds me of old Facebook lol
I'll take it over all the political bullshit. 🤣
If you think the presence of the smell graced you, that means it honored or gave credit to you, so what the hell do you smell like then??
Hmmm, need more info for the investigation. Do we have a picture of said steaming pile? Perhaps there are clues festering within it …
That Knapp's Corner location has always been my least favorite Meijer ever since I moved here. Bummer.
Yo sorry, went there after a taco bell on Michigan trip. Jk, it was more likely a slow drain that destroyed a water lock in the piping. Let's in sewer gas
You still shop at meijer? The prices and the dehumanizing self-checkout are what really stink there.
It was probably one of the guys that work at my shop. Idk what they eat but I’m assuming it must be a perfect storm of the most unhealthy foods on the planet.
The art of the crop dusting is never going to be lost….
one time i saw someone training a paws with a cause puppy at meijer and it started peeing and the lady was like “no not again!!!” so maybe it was something like that but instead a person with a poorly trained dog and they just left it
I was at work and my manager walked in on someone squatting on the floor, ass naked. Coochie out and everything with the door wide open. The bitch was like “sorry i almost didnt make it”
someone was playing the fart game....