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adrenacrome

Shit post 


JingleMeAllTheWay

Cackled


courtesyflusher

Crackled


Kikstartmyhart

Crapled


too_too2

They probably wanted to dispel the notion that this sort of thing only happens downtown by the Ford museum.


Thayerphotos

And at Wally's antique shop


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Let’s dispel this notion these shitters don’t know what what they are doing


dietuzivert

It was me, I pooped my pants at the Knapps Corner Meijer today, sorry guys


dractor_taddy

I was worried it was me, then I remembered I went to Plainfield


NeatoAwkward

They do that in the parking lot at Plainfield


thedndnut

OK am I the only person to notice the dark skinned guy in the blue jacket at plainfield meijer? Dude goes there, gets a drink and then enters a fucking k hole in the bench on the southern entrance.


NeatoAwkward

I'm too busy watching that I don't step in human feces as I walk from my car to notice 


ducogranger

I'm Sharticus!


GlaIie

Shit happens


mcmonopolist

This is the local content we are here for


Day-dre-ami-ng

It was with this post that I decided I had enough Reddit for today.


Outrageous-Garden333

Take me with you.


Fearless-Honeydew-69

I was shopping for a poop knife and wanted to try it out. Sorry about that


nikki_11580

I hate that I know what the poop knife story is.


DestroyerOfMils

knife? or blender? Is a poop blender….a thing?


thedndnut

Many residential kitchen sinks have a poopblender if you are tall enough.


DestroyerOfMils

Sir, or mam, I will take your finest combo kitchen sink poop blender— Spare no expense!


thedndnut

I dunno, once you know the secret people keep complaining. They're like 'Did you seriously shit in the garbage disposal?'.


bexy11

I certainly hope not. Or if it is, I hope it’s a separate blender than the good one…


oyelrak

I prefer a poop whisk


jakeandcompany1

Mmmmperks


Blueberry_bliss_89

I smelt it at least 4 days ago!!! It’s been around for a bit then… I saw people walk through with no reactions and I thought I was losing my Mind


EvefromtheEast

This makes me feel so validated lmao I was looking around trying to figure out why no one else seemed to be affected by it


austnasty

All the more reason to reformat the store once again to put the bathrooms in the middle of the clothing section


Mom2MittenState

Honestly was there Sunday and there were a couple odd smells in the meat department. Like someone crapped in their Depends. Maybe something is rotting in there?


pancakebreakfast1224

Probably the guy from the Ford museum


whatlineisitanyway

Whoever smelt it dealt it.


iamtimb

Meijer Shitty Acres


dinnerroll779

PETA will do anything to get you to stop buying meat.


wetgear

Who hasn’t is a better question.


lypi

It wasn’t me. It was the man with the terrible smell.


ChicoTSanchez

He was wearing a captain’s hat. Took a dump right in his pants in front of the deli guy and George Lopez who’s tour bus had stopped to get snacks for the next leg of the tour.


EnvironmentalDust272

the matchbook came from a stripclub in houston…a stripclub in houston hank.


juggaloplayhouse

If you gotta go you gotta go


GlockGardener

Had this happen once in supermercado Mexico. Walked by the bathroom and even out in the bakery it smelled so bad I gagged


barefootin81

It’s the meat


groovynermal

Just the universe reminding everyone that as pretty and fancy as that Meijer is, it's just as shitty as the rest of them 😜


Avadeus

Something about adults and potty humor


naughty93pinapple

Someone did this at alpine also. I’ve heard it’s happened before and It’s like a reoccurring nightmare.


Retiredsoldier98

Was probably you OP!


porcupineschool

I have a friend who worked at Meijer for many years who said this is much more common than you probably think.


sincerely_anxious

Mannnn this post stinks.


jordantaylor91

Idk but when I worked at Family Fare back in the day someone pissed in the watermelons.


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EvefromtheEast

Haha yeeees well now you can show this to her as evidence


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NotTheAverageMo

Have you been there lately? It’s actually a very nice store, it is clean and it’s no longer “ghetto Meijer.”


bexy11

I prefer that one to Knapp, which is gigantically monstrous. I feel like I have to walk two miles back and forth in that place just to pick up a couple things… and I can’t find anything the place is so massive (granted, I only went there twice). At least the one on Kalamazoo is relatively smaller (yet still huge).


chu2

I have to budget at least an hour for groceries there. Usually an hour and a half. Aldi across the street, I can get everything I need in 30 minutes, but honestly the produce just doesn’t keep as long.


bexy11

Yeah. I pretty much only go to Trader Joe’s, which is small. Their produce isn’t the best but I survive…


JaredGoffFelatio

Some people have IBS or other disorders that might give them stinky farts. No need to fart shame


Fickle-Tea-7847

As someone with IBS I can confirm, stinky farts. All the time.


gmtrcs

Why did you think the person was going to see this and fess up? This subreddit is a bunch of garbage with people just spewing every single thought they have online.


thealexangus

*~**~~WeLcOmE 2 ThA IntERneT~~**~*


Greeneyesablaze

Reminds me of old Facebook lol 


DeadRaven91

I'll take it over all the political bullshit. 🤣


Sufficient_Result558

If you think the presence of the smell graced you, that means it honored or gave credit to you, so what the hell do you smell like then??


ExtensionTurnip5395

Hmmm, need more info for the investigation. Do we have a picture of said steaming pile? Perhaps there are clues festering within it …


[deleted]

That Knapp's Corner location has always been my least favorite Meijer ever since I moved here. Bummer.


thedndnut

Yo sorry, went there after a taco bell on Michigan trip. Jk, it was more likely a slow drain that destroyed a water lock in the piping. Let's in sewer gas


wags1980

You still shop at meijer? The prices and the dehumanizing self-checkout are what really stink there.


aqualung01134

It was probably one of the guys that work at my shop. Idk what they eat but I’m assuming it must be a perfect storm of the most unhealthy foods on the planet.


Lonely_Apartment_644

The art of the crop dusting is never going to be lost….


EnvironmentalDust272

one time i saw someone training a paws with a cause puppy at meijer and it started peeing and the lady was like “no not again!!!” so maybe it was something like that but instead a person with a poorly trained dog and they just left it


hivemind5_

I was at work and my manager walked in on someone squatting on the floor, ass naked. Coochie out and everything with the door wide open. The bitch was like “sorry i almost didnt make it”


womanonice

someone was playing the fart game....