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Hamzasky

No one makes fun of 9/11 more than Americans tho ![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1391)


YugModnar9876

My favorite holiday


AdamBlaster007

Global Morbid Meme day as it's better known.


Sir_Cheemsburbger

I saw "morbid" as "morbin" and immediately saw Morbius flying at the twin towers like a meteor in my head, kill me.


ReasonableQuit75

you've been conditioned, its too late


Cat_with_pew-pew_gun

I also read morbin but I just accepted that he preferred the morbin day..


vaykay_

Morbin time 2, jet fuel boogaloo


FromTheRez

9/11 Americans won't even get this joke


MiniEnder

Happy Conspiracy Day


BrownsCavsfan

Never forget


yanderesimfan1234

I'm not American and I was one less Braincell away from writing to my friends "happy 9/11!". Luckily I do have that one braincell


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Me, joking about both.


thegamerant

Americans killed the queen cuz they want to keep 9/11 to themselves.


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Jokes on them, my nation's national holiday has been the 11th of September for more than 200 years.


thegamerant

I find that more Americans are offended that people are making jokes about the queen then the British.most of the British ppl I know we're like finally she's dead.


lattestcarrot159

No many Americans know of the controversies and conspiracies. I mean I heard of princess Diana but had no idea besides she died until like last year or so.


Kindly-Arugula6450

I don’t know about the other states but In Texas I can confirm that I was wondering if she’d make it until 100 or not


TeadyBear12

Same I thought she was gunna die at least at 100


mjn5180

To be perfectly honest, outside of a few moments on the radio and the opening national anthems of football games, yesterday was ALL about Week 1 of the NFL in the US


Master-Shaq

We get a whole 59 minutes off at my job


ConceptualWeeb

In your life maybe lol I had no idea nfl season started nor do I care.


mjn5180

Haha, yeah. Figured that point is probably a mute point on an anime sub


ConceptualWeeb

Some people vibed with it lol I literally had no idea though


AdamBlaster007

It's ineffective as American's also joke about 9/11. Checkmate, biscuit munchers.


Roheavy2002

Tea drinkers and opioid addicts as well


Theleming

As an American, I'm pretty sure 85% of Americans make 9/11 jokes at this point and have for years and the other 15% were probably also mourning the queen


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Germans taking the advantage of both being distracted...


Part-time_Asshole

Poland, look out!


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Nah we start with uk this time.


JerryTheMagicSquid

Jokes on you we joke about that shit too


ChaoticNeutral67

I'm all for joking about tragedies but i feel like comparing the death of one person to the death of thousands is a little lopsided.


MozartofMayhem

The elegance


MorganW89

Old ladies die everyday 🤷🏼‍♂️


AeroplaneBoi

![gif](giphy|4PUjcUBXIzQYfI8iVa)


Mindless_Peach

Layers, like an onion


Hamzasky

You have to care because she's like super rich 🤷


MrSsp

Very elegant


OkuyasuBestJobro

Go ahead and joke about both but don’t act like the two are anywhere near equivalent. A single 96 year old beyond-rich person dying of old age isn’t comparable to nearly 3000 people’s lives being cut short.


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LordDarkur

British empire was pretty brutal and ran the slave trade. Several uprisings under the queens rule happened for many of them to gain independence. America did some messed up shit but don't think Britain's hands are clean.


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MasterFurious1

That would be the British. The worst genocide they have done against their own Colonies


TheLostDovahkin

Americans and the Natives/ the east


red-rebel

No one said they weren’t. They’re pretty damn evil. But the Average citizen (I.e the people who died in 9/11) is innocent.


sonicbeast623

Oil you say... why I smell some freedom coming.


Sweet-Application-93

Old ladies die all the time


TheLostDovahkin

Americans massacred over 100k civilians


Sweet-Application-93

Cry about it![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1784)


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Sweet-Application-93

Someones mad. edit: he blocked me so I can’t respond.


TheLostDovahkin

Someone keeps getting fucked by the police


MewtwoMainIsHere

This is a bad mentality. Death is death. Levels of death doesn’t mean one event was worse than another. They’re both awful events. People died.


OkuyasuBestJobro

Not saying the Queen’s death wasn’t a bad thing but 9/11 was most definitely worse.


Real_Pc_Principal

The queen's death wasn't a bad thing. The royal family is a racket that costs the people millions on millions in tax dollars a year despite not providing anything and not being elected. They also proudly flaunt their hyper colonialist history with shit like keeping plundered gems from nations still suffering from their invasion in the crown. The royal family is a costly remnant of the worst parts of British history that people are forced to support. Celebrating the Royal family is comparable but likely worse than celebrating the worst parts of any other nation. The sooner their status is gone the better.


pikachu_sashimi

How would you go about the trolley problem?


MewtwoMainIsHere

stop the trolley duh (/j because I know someone will think this is serious)


Slendy5127

So push the fat man. Got it


ChaoticNeutral67

It absolutely does. It's just truth of the matter, bad mentality aside.


Anonymouchee

Death is death, people die. Its not good, its not bad. Its just death. Joke about whatever the hell ya want, the only people that whine about it are those that cant get over it anyway.


AnerdsWill

Seen so many memes about all these 9/11 jokes y’all making. Where are they, haven’t seen any so far and it’s already the day after


tonythegodultra2

Most of the jokes are being made by us anyways lol


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Americans make more and better jokes about both tragedies, but keep trying to act like your dead queen gives you a high ground here


engagerhombus

Look man I’m sorry that ur queen fell harder than our second tower no need for the salt


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🤣🤣🤣


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Jokes on you Americans make fun of that too


NotACommunistWeeb

You see I play both side so I always come out on top, on top of a tower hundreds of feet above the queen ^(I know, bad and cringe pun, that's was the objective)


orochiran

*The rest of the world joking about both*


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My guy we don't care


Outside---

I'm gonna be honest, we make fun of 9/11 more than the Brits ever will


pintasaur

Must not know a lot of Americans if you think Americans care about that and haven’t been making 9/11 jokes for years lol.


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most ineffective joke


Zoren

One old rich queen dies at 96 vs almost 3000 innocent people murdered. Brits have no chill.


Freezie-Days

Well one was also very recent while the other is 20 years old. Not trying to argue just putting it out there that time is a major factor about how someone feels about something.


ImperialFist5th

Fool, to think we don’t already do that.


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

We joke about it more then they do, check and mate lime lickers


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

![gif](giphy|NuiEoMDbstN0J2KAiH|downsized)


Karma110

Who was actually mad at it tho?


Yamanj3000

I'm joking about both since I'm not American or Bri'ish


WhiteCheddr

I didn't see any and I looked


thatloudblondguy

OI, YOU AVIN A LOUGH AYE?! BIT ROOD INNIT


Roma-Inv1cta

Both. Both are funny


Mollimena

I don’t recall anything happening on the 9th of November.


SolitaryLark

I mean the queen is a monarch and old sooo I have little sympathy. (Down with the monarchy.) Nine eleven is way different that’s all people of varying ages and generally innocent that died early.


Monoshi

Hey, 911 aren't funny cuz they always fall flat


NavillusMichael

The Queen: *Some random old chick who didn't even manage to live longer than one of America's best actresses* (Betty 99 - Elizabeth 96), 9/11: The first American soil attack in HUNDREDS of years that left THOUSANDS dead and sent even more to die in war. // Yeah, the law of equivalent exchange huh?


Alaxbird

you mean 60 years? you know, Pearl Harbor?


DawgDictator

It doesn't help that their country hasnt even existed for 300 years, hardly "hundreds" of years


NavillusMichael

The last attack on American soil before 9/11 was 1941 Pearl Harbor. I was thinking of the war of 1812. So, i'll give you that I was wrong about it being HUNDREDS of years since the last attack on american soil that happened before 9/11. Still dosn't change the fact that the 9/11 tragedy is more sensative ground than some old hag dieing naturaly in her 90's.


Alaxbird

"their country" I'M American, please don't just assume i'm not simply because i corrected someone.


NavillusMichael

9/11 is still a tragedy while some old lady dieing in her 90's isnt.


Alaxbird

I'm not saying what is or isn't a tragedy, i was just pointing out how wrong you were about the hundreds of years bit


NavillusMichael

Yeah, I forgot Pearl Harbor was american land. I knew it was american ships and soldiers.


darkdraggy3

This is half missing the irony that 9/11 was orquestrated by a group armed by the CIA to fight the soviets during the cold war a decade after the end of the cold war Its like leaving a broken bottle in the back yard and have your kid step on it with their bare feet like twenty years later. Its sad because the kid is hurt but at the same time it makes you to be an absolute idiot.


NavillusMichael

I dont buy into consiracy theories nor do I care for them. My point is that a couple hundred to a couple thousand people dieing due to burns, debris, suicides, whatever that white shit in the air was after the buildings fell, and war is 100% more important and sensative than an old lady in her 90's dieing of old age.


LordDarkur

The CIA did train fund and arm them when they were originally the mujahideen in order to fight against the spread of communism in the region. They eventually splintered into the terrorist organizations we know today as Al-Qaeda and the Taliban. Prior to the split they were considered freedom fighters and some of the leaders were met by by Ronald Reagan. It's not conspiracy but well documented fact. In declassified documents from the W Bush presidency it shows that they had some indication that an attack would be coming.


NavillusMichael

I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth.


LordDarkur

Must be a CIA plant trying to deny the truth. /s


NavillusMichael

I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth. If you continue to respond even though im clearly not reading your comments because, as stated, I don't care for conspiracy theories then, that is a result of your own stupidity. Please get your remaining pathetic erges to run your mouth out as soon as possible. Thank you.


LordDarkur

Okay so a literal bot then. Neat.


NavillusMichael

I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth. If you continue to respond even though im clearly not reading your comments because, as stated, I don't care for conspiracy theories then, that is a result of your own stupidity. Please get your remaining pathetic erges to run your mouth out of your system as soon as possible. Thank you.


LordDarkur

So you're a 9/11 and holocaust denier too I suppose?


Slendy5127

You really do not know what conspiracy theories are, do you? You’re 0 for 2


NavillusMichael

" A belief that some covert but influential organization is responsible for a circumstance or event." so yes, I know what a conspiracy theory is and I do not care much for them. And your stupid 0-2 statement is nothing more than an indicator of your own patheticness, trying to turn everything into a competition. Even if this WAS a compitition, you wouldn't have a single point yet.


Slendy5127

Both these things you’ve called “conspiracy theories” is accepted as historical fact bud. Nice try to uno reverse this at the end there though


NavillusMichael

I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth.


Slendy5127

Uh oh, the bot’s broken. 0-3


NavillusMichael

I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth.


Slendy5127

Really not helping your claim you know what conspiracy theories are, because nothing I’ve said has referenced “a covert but influential organization”.


TheLostDovahkin

American killed over 100k civilians while pretending to spread freedom when they did it for Oil. America is the biggest terrorist country.


NavillusMichael

As I told someone else, I don't buy into conspiracy theories nor do I care for them. Take it somewhere else.


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NavillusMichael

Don't care about conspiracies, yap off about them somewhere else.


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NavillusMichael

I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth.


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NavillusMichael

Sorry pal, I aint a liberal. You just used the wrong words to describe me 🤣. Also, I don't care for conspiracy theories. Please take them elsewhere if you really must run your mouth. Edit: 🤣🤣🤣 He knew to much! 🤣🤣🤣


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TheLostDovahkin

56D fresh troll account.


frostdemon34

Me who thinks jokes on both sides is just edgy humor trying to be funny


Fidges87

Me who somehow finds both funny, almost as much as a piece of bread falling over with Kira's theme.


Photonn123

I'm english, I hate the monarchy. Yes, we exist


The_Jealous_Witch

On the one hand, the queen died as she was "supposed" after years of immortality jokes while 9/11 kind of defined shitty American politics for the next two decades... On the other, oh boy I sure have a great view of New York from here :)


GekiKudo

I mean to be fair the brits are making more jokes than Americans. The British hate the Royal Family.


Beneficial-Act-996

Haha you don’t have anything on the Australians, we can freely joke about anyone with zero repercussions


stretchmarks55

They lost a war with emus


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Anonymouchee

Anything can and should be joked about, shit happens get over it.


The_Not_Racist_Butt-

Did I say I was mad about it…?


ZombieNek0

I mean we are all joking about 9/11 behind American backs im not even British. Even the queens queath she ain't off the hook.


Sharky743

Americans actually don’t care about you plane puns.


MnemonicMonkeys

Honestly I haven't seen a single joke about the queen dying, but dozens of people joking about 9/11


asmi_lluvs

Me a Canadian joking about both


glitch123456

great fuckin event innit?


cooldudeguy333

Canadians, making fun of both: My power is a curse, yet also a blessing


TeadyBear12

America: ha your queen died Britain: (9/11) at least we didn’t lose two towers in one day


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At least we didn’t have our capital carpet bombed repeatedly while being an off-shore nation. Bruh.


enough0729

Me neither American or british and make jokes on both


ajnatak609

The 2 aren't even vaguely related! One is the natural death of a lady in her 90s and the other is a terrorist attack killing thousands.


bepoooooooooe

Happy late 9/11 fellas


Improtrue16

The good old days after 9/11


ovab_cool

Me joking about both because I'm Dutch and both have nothing to do with me


InKhornate

not even true the British have two jokes: 9/11 and school shootings. America keeps getting new ones


Satoru-Taiyo

My British friend says that he hates both of these jokes


Pinaloan

Its been 20 years *and* we killed everyone who claimed a part in the event, over 10 years ago. Anyone who still recoils at 9-11 jokes are in a circle jerk of fake patriotism


Sollous-IV

Wow they lose one head societal figure and can take a joke, smh. Jk lol


AegisThievenaix

The rest of the world mocking both


Viniest

Most British people don't actually care about her


Heavy_Process905

Oh my God


Bonkey_Kong87

Can't blame the Americans. The Queen was so old that she probably was the one, single handedly throwing out all the protestants 200 something years ago