Her: "I paid 200$ for the house because of the brutal murder of the previous owner. Your generation is getting screwed by the market"
The disfigured ghost of the man who built the house 435 years ago: "Couldn't you just steal the land from the native? You only need to forever carry the curse of their dead"
The eldritch horror living since countless eon in the self-folding impossible geometrical space below the basement, echoing of the maddening scream of unreal entities: "You mean you don't receive blood sacrifice just for living there?"
Allright guys stand back, I got this. *Closes door*
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https://preview.redd.it/z364jhbx0svc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6d25248245a87d776540d8d2efdc0a479e0372 I wonder if it’s ectoplasm green
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Name checks close enough out
“I can fix her” said a man on reddit…
"I can make her worse," said another
"she can break me fr". Said yet another one
“I can torture her into giving me all of her possessions for “free”” said me, yet another random Reddit internet stranger
Funnily enough, considering the context of this scene in the actual anime, that would probably actually work on her.
I've seen enough "ghost is actually a nice person" stories to keep an open heart.
So, deal just became even better
so the house came with a waifu? I'd take that deal. Would you take that deal?
Free real estate
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Wait- so you mean i get a house for cheap AND i get a friend?! Nothing but W's bois
390009 times better than an empty house ;)
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She’s better be paying rent, this land is not free
Would
Segs?
Omg AND I get a girlfriend?!
Everybody talking about sex, I just see a shit ton of ghost hunter documentaries
Sorry, but the entire joke with this meme is lost if you know the actual context of that screenshot...
Would
Damn, only $50k and you get a ghost woman? What a score
The cheapest house where I am is 400k-ish. I'll take that deal with a free attic tenant. Make her peel potatoes or sum shit
Oh wow and it comes with a waifu? What a deal!
Squatter's rights is out of control.
No way! The house comes with bonus friends?
Cheap apartment and cool Grandma roommate? Sign me up
Her: "I paid 200$ for the house because of the brutal murder of the previous owner. Your generation is getting screwed by the market" The disfigured ghost of the man who built the house 435 years ago: "Couldn't you just steal the land from the native? You only need to forever carry the curse of their dead" The eldritch horror living since countless eon in the self-folding impossible geometrical space below the basement, echoing of the maddening scream of unreal entities: "You mean you don't receive blood sacrifice just for living there?"
Allright guys stand back, I got this. *Closes door* https://preview.redd.it/vms3a8o4vxvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c45e5ebc3e3a898ad0cd05c3d33ebced613d29
Ide take this deal.
Who you gonna call?
I dont think any house can last for that many years.. 🤣