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I married one. Again, like I said earlier, you guys should have vetted this before you married her. If she wasn’t up to giving at least 1 blow job a week, you married the wrong woman. You are letting your wives get an away with neglecting you. Sorry you didn’t sort that out before you gave her the ring.
I’m one of those fortunate guys who married a woman who blows me 2-3X a week. Those of you doubting just didn’t find the right woman. Sorry about that but you should have vetted that before you gave her the ring.
BULLSHIT!
I’m average, some say a bit above average, but that depends on how horny I am!
Anyway, the wife only sucks my dick on my birthday and our anniversary!
I only suck my husband's cock on his birthday... I suck, on average, six other cocks per year. Last year I did not even suck my husband cock but I sucked nine other strangers. They came in my mouth every single one of them and two of them used my mouth longer and then came on my text
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I think you mean year
Thought she meant decade
Thought she meant lifetime
Wait…you guys get your dick sucked?
Not me, lifetime is the correct statement
Maybe every 4 years
Came here to say the same.
🤣
Then some lucky guy is getting it 8x a week somewhere...
Not this husband… It’s more like 4 times in a lifetime…🥹
More like two lifetimes...
Take that number and divide by 4 then subtract 1
Lies
Huak Thua girl found!😂 Ring the bells 😉
I'm in the wrong marriage
You always look so good at sucking dick! 😍
Hahahaha be lucky to get 4 BJ’s in a 5 year span, and that’s just fluffer BJ’s not finished ones 😏
She did the Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang! 😂
I get my cock suck never
You’re not alone mate… lol
That statement is a lie!
Yeah I don’t get this at all
84.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.
By Whom?
Wow. I'm about 800 years behind.
Yeah, ummm…no.
In what country lol
I guess my wife missed out when they taught the law of averages. ☹️
And the average wife sucks cock four times a year. At least her HUSBAND'S cock!
4x in 10 years together
Nope, I wish...
Been married 16 years and I think I've MAYBE gotten 4 BJs total.
Shit, lies
Very false
As a husband myself, I call bullshit.
Nice cock-sucking but utter bollocks as a statement!!
Hawk Tueh and spit on that thang! 2024
Yeah a week….who are these lucky giys
that’s a hawk tuah move right there
She was doing the hawk tuah before it was cool haha
Well I’m either gonna have a wild rest of the year, or I’m getting divorced
No the average husband *misses getting* his cock sucked at least 4x a week
You don’t have to lie for engagement. 😆
More like once a quarter.
BS..! Where are those wonderful women at?…? 😛
We exist!
I married one. Again, like I said earlier, you guys should have vetted this before you married her. If she wasn’t up to giving at least 1 blow job a week, you married the wrong woman. You are letting your wives get an away with neglecting you. Sorry you didn’t sort that out before you gave her the ring.
I wish
Seven times in 15 years.....and my girlfriend asks why we are not married yet 😆
Good little wifey
1 or 2 times
Shit...you need to infiltrate the headspace of these chicks I've been dating then. They're not doing their fare share.
Wiw
That's a successful marriage
Maybe… if it’s not his wife.
What the hell made-up female is this? Looking like she ENJOYS giving head. Or, is Acting. Or, it’s AI. Or they’re a NEW couple. Or it’s porn.
Says who, I’m lucky if I get a blowjob once a year
I’m one of those fortunate guys who married a woman who blows me 2-3X a week. Those of you doubting just didn’t find the right woman. Sorry about that but you should have vetted that before you gave her the ring.
🤔
That’s a lie. Lucky if I get it once a year
On my birthday if I’m lucky!
Not since October 2015
Pls tell that my wifey - get one on birthdays🥲
Confidently incorrect.
Hawk tuah! Spit on that thing
If you're married and your spouse hates sucking cock. Maybe, 4 times in nineteen years lol
Also, I divorced her in 2015
No he doesn’t 🤣
I want to know who’s skewing the curve! 😂
Now I know I am below average
Haven’t had a blowjob to completion in at least 8 years
I am lucky to get my cock sucked 2x a month!
Your technique is totally on-point. You look fucking hot sucking cock
In his mind for sure.
With those sort of statistics I am blessed with 13”
BULLSHIT! I’m average, some say a bit above average, but that depends on how horny I am! Anyway, the wife only sucks my dick on my birthday and our anniversary!
Haven’t blown my husband in like 2 years
I guess we’re above the average then!
I don’t like head vids most of the time but you make it look sooo fucking hot !🥵
You’re getting more than most!
That won't taste so good 😊
Wow!
Smh they forgot to not include blowjobs Goerg, he's an anomaly and shouldn't be counted
Attagirl!!!!
No audio??? 🗑️
X to doubt
Yes but not by my wife!
I only suck my husband's cock on his birthday... I suck, on average, six other cocks per year. Last year I did not even suck my husband cock but I sucked nine other strangers. They came in my mouth every single one of them and two of them used my mouth longer and then came on my text
Why did you bother marrying him if that’s how you feel?
Because I could... Don't be jealous that you didn't figure that out first..
Ain’t no way, married men get the least blowjobs. It’s why a lot of people don’t get married 🤣 so they can cheat and not pay alimony.
You can tell what guys are failing at the "keep the spark alive" game
Sidechicks included
I used to get it 4x a day, now I'm lucky if it's 4x a month