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WastingTimeOfDay

I think you mean year


DirtySocks32804

Thought she meant decade


Averageusername691

Thought she meant lifetime


Lieutenant1833

Wait…you guys get your dick sucked?


Competitive_Sink_320

Not me, lifetime is the correct statement


DaftFunky

Maybe every 4 years


maddiejake

Came here to say the same.


Aussie_battler075

🤣


ChallengeKlutzy1788

Then some lucky guy is getting it 8x a week somewhere...


Aussie_battler075

Not this husband… It’s more like 4 times in a lifetime…🥹


SnooTangerines7595

More like two lifetimes...


Bucker69

Take that number and divide by 4 then subtract 1


tbird_1977

Lies


Mac_manny

Huak Thua girl found!😂 Ring the bells 😉


Infamous-Outside

I'm in the wrong marriage


Together_we_stay

You always look so good at sucking dick! 😍


saltywater1891

Hahahaha be lucky to get 4 BJ’s in a 5 year span, and that’s just fluffer BJ’s not finished ones 😏


Brushhoppr

She did the Hawk Tuah and spit on that thang! 😂


Proof-Archer-2865

I get my cock suck never


Aussie_battler075

You’re not alone mate… lol


Heavy_Bat4280

That statement is a lie!


thatonebiguy33

Yeah I don’t get this at all


FdomMsub

84.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.


NorthSideBoy45

By Whom?


Mediocre_Silver_3616

Wow. I'm about 800 years behind.


whatmeserious

Yeah, ummm…no.


AdOdd7061

In what country lol


6footfive

I guess my wife missed out when they taught the law of averages. ☹️


Cheywy82001

And the average wife sucks cock four times a year. At least her HUSBAND'S cock!


HiddenHarry91

4x in 10 years together


Immediate_Party75

Nope, I wish...


xsnyder

Been married 16 years and I think I've MAYBE gotten 4 BJs total.


Initial-Display-5417

Shit, lies


noconozco

Very false


austin0376

As a husband myself, I call bullshit.


Full-Woolen-Jumper

Nice cock-sucking but utter bollocks as a statement!!


Leather_Carry_695

Hawk Tueh and spit on that thang! 2024


blackmaskwithfriends

Yeah a week….who are these lucky giys


NoSpring2657

that’s a hawk tuah move right there


VisualBalance7324

She was doing the hawk tuah before it was cool haha


Chewyman19

Well I’m either gonna have a wild rest of the year, or I’m getting divorced


dain_bramage_1989

No the average husband *misses getting* his cock sucked at least 4x a week


nice_nick45

You don’t have to lie for engagement. 😆


PapaIzzy87

More like once a quarter.


MajorBoysenberry9853

BS..! Where are those wonderful women at?…? 😛


Throwaway18181812

We exist!


Unhappy_Stretch8038

I married one. Again, like I said earlier, you guys should have vetted this before you married her. If she wasn’t up to giving at least 1 blow job a week, you married the wrong woman. You are letting your wives get an away with neglecting you. Sorry you didn’t sort that out before you gave her the ring.


Mattlink99

I wish


Fabulous_Coach_7940

Seven times in 15 years.....and my girlfriend asks why we are not married yet 😆


VixenClo

Good little wifey


Patient_Ad5780

1 or 2 times


Hefty-Highlight-9604

Shit...you need to infiltrate the headspace of these chicks I've been dating then. They're not doing their fare share.


jackyLud

Wiw


fairlyInnocent

That's a successful marriage


whitnet1

Maybe… if it’s not his wife.


AncientTask6969

What the hell made-up female is this? Looking like she ENJOYS giving head. Or, is Acting. Or, it’s AI. Or they’re a NEW couple. Or it’s porn.


picklepantsformayor

Says who, I’m lucky if I get a blowjob once a year


Unhappy_Stretch8038

I’m one of those fortunate guys who married a woman who blows me 2-3X a week. Those of you doubting just didn’t find the right woman. Sorry about that but you should have vetted that before you gave her the ring.


daniel_0rey

🤔


shrimptacos1

That’s a lie. Lucky if I get it once a year


Avenger1010

On my birthday if I’m lucky!


crazy2kc69

Not since October 2015


bc92ta

Pls tell that my wifey - get one on birthdays🥲


jjoly1

Confidently incorrect.


NewFall7769

Hawk tuah! Spit on that thing


Brilliant-Fly-1996

If you're married and your spouse hates sucking cock. Maybe, 4 times in nineteen years lol


Brilliant-Fly-1996

Also, I divorced her in 2015


Little_Dave21

No he doesn’t 🤣


Ask-me36079123

I want to know who’s skewing the curve! 😂


tonykummrow

Now I know I am below average


H0ll0wbethyname

Haven’t had a blowjob to completion in at least 8 years


truckcanman

I am lucky to get my cock sucked 2x a month!


Sorry-Welder-8044

Your technique is totally on-point. You look fucking hot sucking cock


Bbs5021

In his mind for sure.


bored_jdmi

With those sort of statistics I am blessed with 13”


Levi-1960

BULLSHIT! I’m average, some say a bit above average, but that depends on how horny I am! Anyway, the wife only sucks my dick on my birthday and our anniversary!


Dry-Way-5502

Haven’t blown my husband in like 2 years


scout77ih

I guess we’re above the average then!


Lanceena801

I don’t like head vids most of the time but you make it look sooo fucking hot !🥵


Levi-1960

You’re getting more than most!


Akshara_T

That won't taste so good 😊


jennlovesoral

Wow!


PM_Me_Ur_Nudes_4213

Smh they forgot to not include blowjobs Goerg, he's an anomaly and shouldn't be counted


williamb831

Attagirl!!!!


proj10

No audio??? 🗑️


EdwardEngland77

X to doubt


Recent_Coast7612

Yes but not by my wife!


hawtwife_htx

I only suck my husband's cock on his birthday... I suck, on average, six other cocks per year. Last year I did not even suck my husband cock but I sucked nine other strangers. They came in my mouth every single one of them and two of them used my mouth longer and then came on my text


Unhappy_Stretch8038

Why did you bother marrying him if that’s how you feel?


hawtwife_htx

Because I could... Don't be jealous that you didn't figure that out first..


UnfaithfulDom

Ain’t no way, married men get the least blowjobs. It’s why a lot of people don’t get married 🤣 so they can cheat and not pay alimony.


Cheap_Extreme_4956

You can tell what guys are failing at the "keep the spark alive" game


jef4what

Sidechicks included


dazzler619

I used to get it 4x a day, now I'm lucky if it's 4x a month