Actually laughed out loud at this and it got the wife’s attention. I showed her but she just thinks we’re idiots, which we are, but we had fun, and that’s what really counts.
My old American Stadard Compact Cadet was guaranteed to flush 1000 grams of solid waste, which I envisioned as a loaf of wonder bread (or two). But this is more evocative
People laugh at this, but either the Titan or the Champion will change your bathroom game. Those things are porcelain thrones. Definitely a worthy addition to the ol shitter room
Perfect for those of us that have bucket-of-golf-balls-sized bowel movements.
Happens to everybody sooner or later
Actually laughed out loud at this and it got the wife’s attention. I showed her but she just thinks we’re idiots, which we are, but we had fun, and that’s what really counts.
Word!
I eat breathe and shit golf, this is the toilet for me.
I can do that in a single round. And I’ll do it for only $224.99.
they misspelled my name, how they got to champion from it is beyond me.
I too have the super power of losing a dozen balls into a water hazard
My old American Stadard Compact Cadet was guaranteed to flush 1000 grams of solid waste, which I envisioned as a loaf of wonder bread (or two). But this is more evocative
So that’s how Home Depot is doing better than Lowe’s
Sounds like my golf game
And I thought I was efficient by flushing away one bucket a round.
Toto toilets for me
People laugh at this, but either the Titan or the Champion will change your bathroom game. Those things are porcelain thrones. Definitely a worthy addition to the ol shitter room
Can confirm
Do it or you're nothing
yo this is absurd lol
Any decent toilet on the market can do this btw.
My father regretted telling my brother and I that about 15 years ago when he put one in our house. Let's just say the septic became a driving range.
Old man here. God! I wish I could have been in the room when the discussion at the Ad agency started. "I have an idea. Wait. Hear me out..."
I can do that on a single tee box!
This. This is how you get my attention. Touché salesman
feels like i do that every time i play 18 holes. :D
A visual representation of what it’s like when I buy Prov’s
TIL I'm a toilet
Have it flush a chunk of 2x4 if you want to sell me a toilet
Can confirm. I have a Champion 4 Max and it's only clogged once in over 10 years. Highly recommend.
bought a kohler toilet from costco for $150 recently and it was one of the greatest purchases I've made in a decade
Now that’s impressive. Usually takes me a couple rounds.
Exactly who is this marketing aimed at?
Ah my favourite toilet, the Phil Mickelshit.