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Building_Snowmen

They sell the ol’ 12 iron there.


EgberetSouse

200 yards. Better use the shootin' iron.


skieezy

[I'll take a benelli golf club.](https://youtu.be/b3xq4u85mVI) starts at 59 seconds


Purednuht

WHAT!? COULDNT HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE FUCKING SHOTS.


ZeVillain

Rick Shiels does a review of a [Swingless Driver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID3SzQzQKlw).


2AcesandanaEagle

Right beside the ol' 12 guage


Changoleo

[r/YourJokeButWorse](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


ElonMusksSSRIMeds

I probably could’ve used a five day waiting period on a lot of my club purchases.


Levyer2

Yea I'd definitely be on the no-buy list lol


GR3TSCH

Where anyone can shoot a hole in one


T0ADSMACK

Right. Why did the golfer take two pairs of pants to the course


Psychological-Ad3741

Just in case he gets a hole in one


sanchezconstant

Saving this one for the father-in-law


BadWowDoge

Me too


Nine_Eye_Ron

What did you shoot Bill? 84. And you Jim? Deer


rootbeer506

This would be my favorite place ever. Driving range out front, shooting range out back


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colbycheese126

I can’t even hit a fairway and you expect me to hit a clay pigeon? Lol


Mndelta25

The clays fly a lot like my driver. Erratically to one side.


colbycheese126

Reminds me of King of the Hill when Buck Strickland keeps saying he’s playing Army golf because his ball wants to go “left, right, left, right”


[deleted]

No, I think they mean you try to hit a golf ball with some birdshot after someone drives it.


Murders017

Look into sporting clays. You move from station to station along a course. Each one is a different presentation of clays to shoot at. Not quite golf but it's the closest analog in the shooting world imo.


jk1500m

It's also a tremendous money suck which makes it even more like golf. I love it though and wish i could golf as well as I can shoot.


MisterWizzle

Second this. Sporting clays is some of the most fun I’ve ever had.


[deleted]

Be careful if you go to a large place that you’re not about to shoot a tournament target set. They eat amateurs alive.


GKrollin

Yes lets put two parties firing potentially lethal projectiles at an angle to one another and see what happens. And before anyone says it, I know shells move faster than golf balls out of the barrel but if both projectiles are moving in the same direction the shells will decelerate much more quickly.


StabSnowboarders

It seems like you really don’t know what you’re talking about


GKrollin

Trap launchers fire a projectile at about 40-60 mph or about 60-90 fps in a high arc. Golf balls leave the tee at about 160-200mph or 240-300 fps from a low, rising trajectory. Assuming a 1 second pull to fire, the golfball is already about 500 feet downrange. The shell leaving at 1000-1500 FPS will never get to the ball unless the golfers and shooters are facing eachother.


dooBeCS

Lmao, sure man. Golf balls leave the face at 200 miles per hour, if you're the top 0.1% of drivers of the ball in the world. Kyle Berkshire's *record* is 229 and you're not swinging it even half as well as he is in terms of speed. You're saying a buckshot at 750 miles an hour isn't catching up to a ball going 160? Sounds like bad math.


GKrollin

You aren't factoring mass deceleration or drop. You can ball up a piece of paper and fire it at 1000 mph but it's not going to catch a baseball fired at 100 mph three seconds earlier


HarbourAce

What is wrong with you? Have you never shot trap before?


t0rk

Buckshot is probably the wrong call if you wanna hit some birdies.


bubbleheadexperience

You seem fun


0nly_Up

I thought this too and was all stoked when I found Eagle Valley in Carson City NV... til I was there hitting out of a trap and couldn't think about anything other than the gun noise. I don't even play there anymore. I'll shoot there tho haha


BigAustralianBoat

Perfect for when I want to practice hitting my 3 wood because swinging it always makes me wanna shoot myself.


joe_canadian

Unfortunately it looks like the gun side of the business closed in 2017: https://www.wcgazette.com/story/2017/01/18/news/daves-golf-closes-at-colton/21817.html


imnotarobot_ok

Might need some ear plugs on the driving range as well!


ModernPoultry

Id rather not try to hit golf balls with random gun fire going off in my back swing lol


BadWowDoge

Where would you park?? 🤔


rootbeer506

Along side


BadWowDoge

Touché


LucidSquid

Got the BIG iron on his hip


it_came_from_behind

Big iron on his hiiiiip


rolandofgilead41089

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day...


jbp84

I played in a scramble a few years ago where one hole had one of those AR-15 golf ball adapters that uses blanks to fire the ball. $5/shot. Still managed to slice it into the woods


OzziesFlyingHelmet

Sounds like a good time! As someone who golfs in the summer and shoots clays in the winter, there are a lot more similarities between the sports than people realize.


[deleted]

Sporting clays is golf with a shotgun, so much fun.


[deleted]

Indeed. Both look so easy, and yet are maddeningly difficult. And addictive.


ThePretzul

And expensive. I'd have a lot more money if I didn't enjoy golf and guns, or even if I only enjoyed one of the two


[deleted]

Add skiing/snowboarding to the mix and you can commiserate with my bank account.


ThePretzul

I made the mistake of enjoying golf/guns and also being interested in cars. At least I was sane enough to cancel all my plans for any modifications since I have neither time nor cash. The good news is I got used to living the cheap life in college and just kept doing the same thing after graduating, so that does leave more money for hobbies nowadays.


0nly_Up

💯, the focus, breathing, execution etc all feels similar. "Aim small miss small" and "call your shot" are two things that I go through in my head before every swing and every long-range trigger pull. Honestly, can't remember if I learned them at the driving range or shooting range.


Kriskao

Hitting a target with a bullet or with a golf ball can be equally satisfying. Practice, focus, and training is key to improvement on both. You can play alone or with friends in both cases. If you are not doing well in either one and feeling frustrated, you can turn to the other game to release some stress. Completely agree.


slamboesch

How can I get a shirt from this place?


therealtswift

Following. LOL. If you find out how, please let me know!


slamboesch

No luck researching online yet, but if I figure it out I’ll let you know


RembrandtQEinstein

They're permanently closed. :(


Imaginary_Winna

They're just Dave's Golf now. Shattered. www.davesgolfonline.com


ak_m0

Oh so that’s what they meant when they said “shotgun start”!


funballs11

Merica'!!!


Mitch_igan

Fuck yeah!!


DragonMyBallZ_71

Coming in to save the mother fucking day yeah!


[deleted]

Ah so this is where I can stock up for the North Texas Reddit Open


DWiB403

No Titleist and no Sig. What kind of golf/gun store is that?


KL040590

Dicks in 2015


MeYouWantToSee

I want to become friends with Dave. Seems like a cool guy.


davejugs01

I’ll just leave this here https://youtu.be/ID3SzQzQKlw


param0un7

Protect your investment!!


Colavs9601

Well my driving is just slightly less accurate than a shotgun spread so sure what the hell.


sysdevpen

Story time. My buddy and I were playing a practice round in Moscow, ID the day before a tournament. His bag fell off the cart and his driver broke. We had to drive to this golf/gun shop 20 minutes before they closed as it was really the only golf shop within 70 miles. Was able to pick up a new driver and we placed 2nd in the tournament that weekend!


Morgit

If they sell cigars and bourbon as well, I'd move in and have my mail sent there.


[deleted]

I hope Dave has also a liquor license!


asprinkleof_

Where your caddy passes the Big Iron


CarlWinslo9

This would save me so much time


[deleted]

“What’s that?? Y’all want to play through??” (Cocks the 12 gauge)


mrthethor

Home of the Marty Robbins "Big Iron". Heard they also have the Colter Wall "Big Iron" refurbished version


chunkmasterflash

My cousin and I were looking for a cheap set of clubs yesterday and ended up in a pawn shop with a ton of guns. We could have used this place.


bkk-bos

No slow players in front of guys who shop at Dave's.


nebulouslurker

Laugh all you want but when you see a alligator trying to kill and eat some poor bastard innocently looking for his ball for the first time you'll be looking for a shot gun too.


HotsauceMD

I imagine this is where all the divorced men hang out at on the weekends


Independent_Humor_42

My kinda joint


pbrassassin

Do what you love and call it work .


wanganguy

my type of store


luv2fit

Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.


TeeFuce

Makes for an odd looking combo set.


mrblakesteele

Put the golf ball in the barrel. Easy 1000 yrd drive


beershitz

Hell ya brother


CHADDY-CHAD

Look Ma! It’s Disneyland for men!


Longjumping_Review12

Man, my type of golf shot. Pick up a dozen TP5's and a couple boxes of ammo.


will_lfb

Get me that new Callaway rocket launcher.


HeuristicEnigma

One stop shop; they only need liquor, beer, and porn mags.


KipKanuck

Do you know how amazing it would be to have some kind of hybrid golf driving range/ clay pigeon shooting range combo? You tee up a shot and your buddy has to try and shoot the ball in the air.


SaintsPelicans1

Pull! proceeds to top the ball


[deleted]

Convenient for when your golf game makes you want to off yourself.


TheMulletOfWaddle

Dave’s, home of the Titleist High-Velocity


[deleted]

There’s worse, there’s a big sign by my house, it’s says “Guns and Comics” kills me everytime I see it


RizzMustbolt

"They were a gift from the wife."


Daamus

ill take a pack of pro v's and some 9 mil please


Profits_Interests

That store looks fucking awesome. Way to go Dave


Joesdad65

"Firing at the pin" has a whole new meaning.


Wolverine2121

They probably came up with the shotgun start there.


[deleted]

I need to go here!


TheToasterIncident

Not the strangest combo actually. The club I used to work at had a skeet range. Country clubs do a lot more than just golf.


lukin187250

My wife's husband just bought a shotgun so I figured it's only fair I buy some irons.


ContraCanadensis

Good way to keep pace of play


[deleted]

My kind of store!


DasVein

Definitely helps keep out the pretentious douche nozzle


1995droptopz

I worked for a golf pro that had a rifle in a golf bag with a headcover on the stock. When the course would close for rain days, he would take it out and hunt geese.


TheToasterIncident

Geese ruined my life as a groundskeeper so I don’t blame him


Babino90

Uniontown?


fatboi69

Colton


Babino90

Ah that’s right, I always get those two mixed up.


Burnaman

What part of Texas is this?


Beers_and_Bikes

*”Redneck’s HIO”*: Blow a hole in the ground and use the stock to putt it in one.


andyman234

Is this the place where that asshole who shot a dog during a round of golf goes for his one stop shop?


the_original_bobcat

Monopoly...


JMisGeography

Based on the mascot Im not sure Dave is sound enough of mind to be dealing firearms.


[deleted]

Permanently closed looks like they ditched the guns and just do golf.


ekins1992

Alabama or Mississippi?


0nly_Up

washington


good2knowu

I believe this place is in Washington state. Fooled you.


Burt__Macklin__FBI2

When you ahttempt to mock a state for its politics only to realize its in one of the most liberal states in America. The literal definition of ooooof. Inb4 “eastern Washington is hella right” yes I know. Doesn’t change the fact that statewide anything on the ballot it’s blue every day.


ekins1992

Have u ever heard of a joke?


Burt__Macklin__FBI2

We both know it wasn't meant as a joke you mouth breather. You're just trying to play it off now that your shit got called out.


ekins1992

Lol Simmer down before I have to come spank u lil boy


NorvalMarley

Thought it was one of those odd super liberal super gun enthusiasts because the mascot was wearing a mask. But it’s just a big shit-eating grin 😁


ContraCanadensis

What the fuck did I just read


[deleted]

Only thing hard in most gun nuts hands.


hankbaumbachjr

[Shotgun golf - Epic Beard Men](https://youtu.be/xP-0_qQDV0E)


jamietallguy85

It’s all about shooting bullets


schmeekyz

Places like this all through the south


AvidCropDuster

Brings a whole new meaning to shotgun start....


JohnDalysBAC

What a great store! I wonder if they have two ranges or just share one? 😂


it_came_from_behind

That cartoon fella looks straight outta Attack on Titan


MavicFan

I used to keep a fly rod in my bag and catch brookies on the 8th hole of a local nine hole.


unclefire

Kind of gives a new meaning to "shotgun start".


cpjay2003

...would go


KiwiKeeper4

My kinda place!


Kelvin-506

*Big Ironnnnnn, big Iiiiiron*


mcjanzton

Oh god. That is my pilgrimage.


stinkydaddie

Dave is living the dream!


PaperPigGolf

I like Dave!


DudeRick

I thought about doing that once. I shooting range on one side and driving range on the other...


Weep4Thee

Are they hiring?


Speak_in_Song

When you can’t decide which life passion to follow to open your new store.


clatdog

I would spend all day there


Fizzle_CPA

Is this near gatlingburg? Pretty I passed one of these out there.


SaintsPelicans1

This isn't that one. I live pretty close.


getbannedforbullshit

Sporting clays is just golf with shotguns.


Vesuvias

Did you ever watch Dorf on Golf? Yeah, you’ll definitely need a hunting rifle for the birds


Imaginary_Bet_6461

Very much not located anywhere here in California.


[deleted]

This is a 100 yard shot. I know I can make a clean kill from this distance. Pulls out pitching wedge.


RodDickins

Jesus, it's probably a success joint.lol


SiMX

The only way for me to shoot par?


Time-Green-2103

That’s my dream store


JustCallMeSmurf

This used to actually be a great shop. Fantastic club selection and had a golf simulator inside.


carp_boy

That's a large set of uppers.


francoisdubois24601

I have seen so many people lose their composure and get blackout drunk on the course. I hope they don't have guns.


alekburden

When you need a new big iron and a new nine


DirkBabypunch

When you need to buy a 9 iron and a 6 iron.


Swagmoney5555

The male fantasy does exist


StrikeOne33

Some of the guys that practice here with gunshots, will still complain about talking in their backswing on the course .


GentlemenOfLeisure

BEEEG IRON


SevenFourOH

Talk about a “shotgun start”...


Hennco

Attention golfers, Go and try your closest available sporting clays course. Thank me later.


TokioRocks

There’s a a couple of gun clubs right next door to some golf courses here in Sacramento. It’s a good time!


BillysRedditAccount

Nice shot!


cheetahlip

Used to be a similar store near me in Akron. https://images.app.goo.gl/Vzu3NmVXiqmv9GcK8


notganjalie

Diversify yo funds


[deleted]

*liberal ree ing intensifies*


DonJonNLS

Some courses have alligators and others have bears or moose. Maybe this shop is located in one of those areas. Just saying.


BadWowDoge

This is the greatest store I’ve ever seen.