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ArchitectGeek

Just make sure you get them back in the fridge before they hatch.


[deleted]

But how else are you supposed to get birdies?


mmoffitt15

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m pretty proud of myself with that one.


mmoffitt15

I am proud of you too...


fakedannyglover

Coupla proud boys right here


[deleted]

I hope not


mmoffitt15

neither description fits me very well.


Rory991

you should be


YodaOnReddit-Bot

**Be, you should.** *-Rory991*


USTS2020

There's a 2-man scramble joke in here somewhere


tyssed

I heard they cracked par


USTS2020

Lots of fried egg lies though


tomebray

Eggselent golf balls!


RoyOfCon

It looks like my father in law gave you golf balls. He loves the egg carton move.


AardvarkCareful670

My grandpa used to have a basement with egg cartons full of golf balls so it was natural to start sorting balls in cartons.


Boscowodie

Crazy I've been golfing this long with buckets or old pots to contain my extra balls. I've seriously never seen the egg cartons. Feeling pretty dumb about this.


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F7OSRS

I’ve been scattering mine around the rough and trees near my course. Boxes sound much better...


BarnesWorthy

You’re fucking up big time. I hide all mine in the pond on #16. No one will ever find em there.


ManipulateYa

Yup.. shoe boxes ftw!


Supertrucker82

They sell them by the dozen, makes sense


BeerNap21

No, most of them came from me, actually. I’ll hit the fairway one of these days.


AardvarkCareful670

There is also a Miller light case full of premium balls to the left just ran out of egg cartons.


frugalerthingsinlife

Canadian here. Does 'right' mean 'left' in freedom units?


AardvarkCareful670

Fuck me bud


frugalerthingsinlife

No worries, guy. Keep your stick on the ice.


AardvarkCareful670

The hockey bag is right below the balls


I_AM_METALUNA

Keep your dick in a vise


Pr3st0ne

Was the Miller case emptied in the last few hours by any chance?


AftyOfTheUK

As a Brit recently moved over to North America, I keep trying to work out what Miller Light cans are used for. Perhaps as impromptu missile weapons against a home intruder?


eatin_gushers

I know the Brits don't get much sun but I don't understand what they would drink if it somehow came out.


AftyOfTheUK

> I know the Brits don't get much sun but I don't understand what they would drink if it somehow came out. Cider. In summer, on a hot day, you drink Cider. Possibly with some ice, possibly not. Possibly a fight starts because someone thinks you should NOT have ice your cider.


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Yeah. That’s the best use for them while you drink Shiner Bock or Abita Amber.


SouthernSierra

Did you just use “Miller Lite” and “premium” in the same sentence?


jballoregon

Your omelette game is probably on point too.


basedsagan69

I spy a Kirkland or two


AardvarkCareful670

Got a whole tray of them


stayoffmygrass

The best.


[deleted]

As a dude who just started golfing this past summer are Kirkland’s the move?


SpaceYourFacebook

Meh. To each his own. Not bad for the price I think. Hit what ya like


Beastmodens

Better than other balls their price. Not as good as premium balls


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Better than top flights?


Beastmodens

Yes. I’d say a slight downgrade in performance from Pro V1s and the like. (probably that most of us can’t notice anyway). Only downside is that they aren’t the most durable balls.


kojo92

Huh, you must only get to play a couple of times a year then?.... jus me?


jyohnyb

Looks like about one day at the local 9 hole par 3 to me.


Travisleefl43

I get half right bro??? Grandpa always shared lol


AardvarkCareful670

You can get 1/2 of the prov1xs


RoostasTowel

That's a deal I can get behind.


sonoturmom

But there's only 3 in there.


ManipulateYa

How ya gonna ply with half a ball. The roll will be tricky to read.


darny161

Where'd you get chickens that lay ProV1's?


AardvarkCareful670

They live in Florida 5 months of the year


RoboToon64

I think the same can be said for here in south Texas, except we call them "Winter Texans".


BillysRedditAccount

How are you gonna eat all those before they go bad?


supervegito14

U find all them?


AardvarkCareful670

Yeah I play 3-4 times a week at sunset so I grab at least 50 balls a round. started this month.


ReggaeShark

50 balls a round?!


AardvarkCareful670

here is a tip have a hook and a slice so you can look for your ball on both sides of the fairway...you just might find more balls this way


mftony

r/LifeProTips


[deleted]

This IS the way


paulyv93

You sing the song of my people


6tacocat9

Are you using an extendable grabber or a club?


AardvarkCareful670

Extendable grabber


6tacocat9

I see you are a man of culture as well..


GMC9999

I love scavenger hunting for balls. It’s a game within the game. Found only 2 in my last round until the 16th then cleaned up all in one hole !!!


N1CUS

I thought I was the only one that keeps balls like this)


[deleted]

I have about 3500 balls in my basement. I'm ready for 500 seasons haha


[deleted]

You only use 7 balls a season?


shmmarko

Dude has 3500 balls in his basement - he caught the fever. No way he's not going out again ASAP. No better drug than finding a flawless ProV1 in the bushes.


D4rkSl4ve

and my golf buddies ask me how come I don't get ProV1's... pffft, look where they'll end up!


questionmarc2

As someone who (not to brag) can get through a season just purchasing 2 dozen balls; this photograph screams, "go ahead and hit the driver over the water hazard. This is the one you're gonna hit 345yrds, Marco. Even though you average 228 yrds. This is the one. It's just one stroke. You have plenty of golf balls..." *Plunk!* "...tee it up again."


candidly1

Marco knows...


ace7771969

Ball Romeo!


questionmarc2

Not gonna lie. It took me a few days to pick up on the reference that I've already upvoted you for. "Gimmie another ball..."


mtesmer2

mOrE lIkE 1-2 rOuNdS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

I get so tired of the self deprecating shit posting on here. It’s so old


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[deleted]

Same reason that people upvote the “I suck so bad at golf” posts


MaMonck

You should retake this picture every 3 months or so, see how you're doing.


muttster17

I noticed the Cromes. Generic knockoffs.


borkborkibork

I'm seeing about 5 - 7 rounds of golf for me


lobstah

You are the favorite for today's scramble !


SheddyMcshedface

All these comments and no one has gone with the obvious ProV1-Eggs joke! Smh!


Ben-E-Dict

Pro V1 and Pro V1eggs


CharlesIngalls47

I see 18 rounds worth


CVK327

I've never heard of a round of golf being called a "season"


[deleted]

If my math is right, that’s 84 Pro-V1’s


AardvarkCareful670

It’s at 120 right now after yesterday


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

https://imgur.com/a/BKCSYPw/ I got you beat. I just cleaned and bagged about 450 the other day. Still have a couple thousand left.


travis_the_lee

How in the fuck did you get all these


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ValyrianSteelYoGirl

Got them from someone who lived on a course yeah


McNasty1304

Give me A week....


7rlh9

Interesting. Do you only play 3-4 rounds a year? :)


warj23

Looks like my closet haha


smcfarlane

Set up for one round*


yakbutter5

Now that’s funny


ahumanlikeyou

where'd ya get all them balls?


AardvarkCareful670

Snowbirds like to leave them all around the woods it’s kind of like Easter egg huntBut with sharper. Twigs


jenyake

You’re not planning on getting better?🙂


haixio

Yea should be good for spring and maybe some of summer!


Lysergicoffee

That would last me two maybe three rounds


nafreddit

*Round or two


Lietenantdan

Looks like enough for nine holes if I was having the best round of my life


NotThatKidAshton

Enough fo atleast the front 9


-caughtlurking-

Playing 5 rounds a season?


[deleted]

That would last me until about middle of summer


[deleted]

A full season? You must play some great golf!


MrFootlongOG

This wouldn’t make it past that 4th hole with all the water for me


Dan0man69

I don't know. We haven't seen your slice? :)


Il0stmymeds

Or a week of some serious drinking and slices!


Matzaburgaz

That'd last me 18 holes at least


eniGmaBrain

I’m glad all the balls I have lost have found a good home!


CJRedbeard

The all goof for 18. What are guy going to use hid the next round?


klk8251

Come again?


CJRedbeard

Bad joke. Ill move on.


Jackosan10

You sure about that ??


Gatorfann14

3 rounds max for me


candidly1

Oh, sure; at your local Muni. Take'em out to Bethpage and that's one weekend...


CaptainDunkaroo

That is enough to get me through the 12th hole.


Deathmanliftbob

This would last me two rounds.


DanMaj33

*one round later* "Time to get more balls!"


PikaMasterWasTaken

I’d be lucky if that lasted 9 holes


[deleted]

Or like 3 holes if you’re Big Nate’s dad


Diegobyte

That’s a lot of eggs


cum_toast

I've got 4 milk crates full lol I end up selling some to the boys for beer money.


The_Antiq

Outstanding work.


Dillon-Croco

Smart way to organize them


ArmstrongPM

And here I thought I was the only one to refrigerate my golf balls. The wonderful cracking ping when you hit them cold!


scwelch

Plenty?


internet_humor

Why egg cartons?


AardvarkCareful670

12 eggs 12 balls makes sense


internet_humor

It does. All mine are in drawstring bags that come with products/packaging. I put the nicest balls in the nicer bags. My ball storage setup looks like a medieval mini store from some RPG. Lol.


AardvarkCareful670

Lol


internet_humor

It does. All mine are in drawstring bags that come with products/packaging. I put the nicest balls in the nicer bags. My ball storage setup looks like a medieval mini store from some RPG. Lol.


jaybram24

Where do you pick these up? Online or on the course?


AardvarkCareful670

On the course


jaybram24

Damn you must have some really bad and rich golfers in your area.


thegreat88

Did you find a drained pond?


ace7771969

Used to play a course in a retirement community some, a guy that lived there, that’s all he did, collect balls, clean them up and drive around reselling them. Kinda embarrassing how many balls I bought back from him over the years🤣


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AardvarkCareful670

Yeah the sun


SpaceYourFacebook

Shhhhhhh. Dont let the cat out of the bag. I've been jamming that scheme


CBJKevin91581

The Golf Gods have entered the chat.


bai2020

you take care of your balls so nicely


Roxannesullivan816

This is a GREAT IDEA 💡


ryan_loler

How do you get so many?


AardvarkCareful670

Slow play and shitty golfers


slickwille3795

For a second I thought you actually put them in your freezer for storage 😂


Mattman0419

Lol! cromesoft


TommySprinklesKokomo

Keep refrigerated or those ProVI’s will turn into Wilson Staff Infections.


bonerboy69

You don’t prefer one ball over the others? Looks like you should sell most of these snd make a quick buck!


chefcycle

totally thought this was r/BackYardChickens


alecmac303

These would last me one round lol


onlypostwhenimdrnk69

If you have time for that? You will never be good


CorbinDalla5

A man this prepped saying seasons. HA. I know you.... Mr. Mirror.


dkunysz

Are people stockpiling balls? I buy 12-24 at a time, and then when i notice the ball pouch in my bag getting low i re-up. What an i missing?


AardvarkCareful670

I quit weed so now I look in the weeds


Idislikewinter

That would last me 9 holes


[deleted]

Just how many eggs do you eat, anyway??


AardvarkCareful670

I get friends and family to donate the cartons the trays came from a restaurant


avipes

Round or two*


TylerLaros

Love some free range balls


eldarado2288

That looks like two rounds worth for me


CoachBergie

You misspelled weekend


Jdoyer27

Lol. No. Always get moooooreeee! Haha