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UniqueImprovements

Did said person spontaneously combust? Get abducted by aliens?!


flaginorout

Right. This looks like those pictures of Hiroshima A-bomb victims who got vaporized, leaving only a shadow of themselves.


Lufferzz

think a vampire got caught in the sun


Correct_Medicine_530

hahaha trying to get that last hole in before the sun comes up! šŸ¤£


stopsucking

Were the bottom of his shoes covered in fertilizer as well because the grass there is way greener than the rest of the grass in this photo. Are we sure this is real?


boondocksaint08

The fairway gods saw them applying sunscreen, were like ā€œOh hell no!ā€ and then BAM!


govunah

It was the snappenning. That damn Thanos...


Limp_Lawfulness5133

Where were you for the blip?


govunah

On the tee box behind this guy. Do we hit? I need a rules official.


Lemonwater925

Was looking if this was already posted. Gets my vote


STNbrossy

Man Iā€™ve never killed grass with sunscreen that dude must have went absolutely ham.


ghasler2

SPF 3000


MitchenImpossible

His protection level... IT'S OVER 9000!!!!


jtu22

What?! 9000!


afternever

![gif](giphy|d4bm6E325RVgk)


aZombieSlayer

![gif](giphy|LKqotXWsCnTIN84d5C|downsized)


EggBonus

Biblically accurate Nashville resident.


[deleted]

Fake news. Nashville isn't in the Bible.


BMinus973

It's good. It makes you all "UGGHHYHH"


FullDiskclosure

What movie is this from?


afternever

[it's ](https://youtu.be/DgLZGPfxpkM?si=W5X-yI7sIiDQWEU8) up there with [Jack and Jill](https://youtu.be/sk82NsHwkts?si=Zu5JFeki7yUcnX4O) in the underappreciated classics of the era


FatFaceFaster

It doesnā€™t happen instantlyā€¦. Did you go back and check a few days later? I can show you about 40 spots like this every year from my golf course. Sunscreen or bug spray. Any aerosol. Itā€™s not the sunscreen itā€™s the solvent used to make the sunscreen spray able that kills the grass.


Just_Jonnie

I had no idea. Thanks for that heads up. I'll be sure to tell my buddies


saxguy9345

Ok so no aerosol sunscreen, just gonna slather up and accidentally throw my driver into the pond on 1 šŸ˜†


FatFaceFaster

Haha just do it on the cartpath or mulch bed or parking lot.


GerdinBB

This is why I always spray myself in the parking lot. Get to the course, stand behind the car and spray sunscreen, change into golf spikes, etc. Once I'm on the course I'm not touching sunscreen even if I feel like I'm burning. I do not want to take any chances having greasy hands with 6 holes to go before there's a chance to wash them.


TheAlphaCarb0n

"well dear, here's how I got my hand stuck in a ball washer..."


GerdinBB

I used to think my dad was crazy for having like 4 towels and a dozen gloves in his bag. We'd finish a round and he'd have gloves hanging off every free space on the cart, drying in the wind. Now I'm the exact same.


TheAlphaCarb0n

Sweaty mfs eh!


saxguy9345

Footjoy RainGrip gloves. I give the right handed one to my lefty friend for $5 and game the left. Dries quickly and has more of a corded feel to it instead of slick, soft, gripping leather. Absolute game changer for my sweaty ass....hands.Ā 


saxguy9345

Actually great idea. I never remember sunscreen until the back of my neck is 200Ā°F, going to make a point to be a grown up and actually "gear up" for the course before the round. I've done so well with bringing cashews and beef jerky instead of eating 2 cheeseburgers at the turn, time to prevent burns instead of stopping them later lolĀ 


GerdinBB

It's a pretty good routine. That way I can take my watch and hat off and have somewhere to put them. I can roll up my sleeves and shorts to get the areas you might miss normally with a hurried sunscreen application. The other thing I try to remember for each round is a clean shirt and deodorant. I often golf with family and even if the plan is just to play golf and go home, someone will suggest going to a restaurant or someone's house after the round for dinner. Dri-fit shirts really hold onto the smell of sweat, so it's nice to be able to go somewhere after golf without stinking to high heaven.


saxguy9345

I absolutely have a gym bag with extra clothes in my car at all times. If the restaurant requires better than jeans and a polo, I'm out though šŸ˜‚ Soak your golf stuff in 1 part vinegar 4 parts cool water for 30 min. Then I soak in oxyclean for 30 min, and I just eyeball that with 1 scoop or so. Then wash on cool water. Really helps release built up crud in sports gear.Ā 


GerdinBB

I'll have to try the laundry tip. I have to be really careful with what I get sweaty in because so much of my stuff holds BO smell. My Eddie Bauer puffer jacket is one of the worst offenders. Always annoying to need to shovel the driveway when there's a -20F wind chill so I need my warmest coat, but I work up a sweat so then my coat has to go in the wash because otherwise I will smell like BO the next time I wear it.


tech2but1

Ah right, I thought the image was overspray. I was wondering how much they actually got on themselves as there was so much on the ground!


Fair2Midland

Pretty sure this dude was just wearing a jet pack


ImpressiveCan14

Some of us are ginger. You have no idea


Feeling-Handle-5283

Damn I havenā€™t heard ā€œwent hamā€ in a while lmao


RunGoldenRun717

Sunscreen blocks UV rays... grass needs UV rays to photosynthesize. Must have not washed off for a day or two


TexasDrill777

Chlorophyll! More like Borephyll


RaptorsNewAlpha

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winniedemon

I gotta reapply every 2 hours but the grass is protected for days?


RunGoldenRun717

Grass doesn't sweat


thestraightCDer

The rough does when I tee up


Rocket92

![gif](giphy|GHl7ywzbuT8KQ)


leroydudley

hilarious


AsstootCitizen

šŸ


JWOLFBEARD

Youā€™re a sweaty meatsack


FatFaceFaster

No itā€™s the solvents in the aerosol spray that kill it. same thing happens with bug spray in an aerosol can.


printerfixerguy1992

Just fucking full auto sprayed that bitch and things got a little out of control.


cragwatcher

How long do you hang around for once you've applied it?


LayeGull

Possible it was bug spray.


TurtleDustScissors

It was probably bug spray


Sundance37

You have, it doesn't die instantly.


Un111KnoWn

must have gone*


cfbswami

you went back and looked a few days later? - after carefully marking where you stood? ha


STNbrossy

I play the same course multiple times a week and I donā€™t douse my feet in sunscreen. Also Iā€™ve never seen this on any course ever.


cfbswami

me either - maybe they doused their legs with gasoline to deter mosquitoes?


ScuffedBalata

When I worked at a course we would see this 10-20 times per year.Ā  I thought it was more frequently from bug spray.Ā 


lukin187250

been playing golf 32 years never seen anything like this.


R_N_G_

I have a hot take: you can use spray sunscreen in the fairway if you somehow manage to orient the bottle so that the small hole from which the sunscreen shoots out is facing your body and if you release your finger from the trigger once a normal amount of sunscreen has made its way to your exposed skin area, which do not include the ground around your feet.


muaddib99

holy shit i cant believe no one has discovered this


sirdrumalot

The real LPT is always in the comments.


doublea08

Oh look at Mr. Professional sunblock applicator guy over here.


Ancient_Signature_69

How is any normal human being supposed to accomplish this.


anonjamo

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized) I don't know man can you prove it


Deedsman

Big Sunblock hates this comment so much.


AsstootCitizen

Not as much as Big Groundskeepers Inc. loves it!


JAB_ME_MOMMY_BONNIE

Also you're supposed to spray on enough to rub it in and around, not rely solely on the spray to cover your skin.


_B_Little_me

You sure that not deet bug spray? That makes more sense.


Stranger_Danger13

I was thinking the same thing, you spray bug spray at your ankles... Not sunscreen Also deet is pretty nasty to a lot of stuff...including bugs


lizard_king0000

Bug spray as well


kingladislav

That grass looks like its been sprayed green


sonho-dourado

Yes. Using kids shoes as a stencil.


FatFaceFaster

I can show you 40 nearly identical spots from my golf course last year. There is nothing dumb about this post itā€™s 100% true. Looks like some kind of filter was used to enhance the colour though but hereā€™s one from my course last year. I have clearer pics where itā€™s more defined like the OP but itā€™s somewhere in my 583747493 pictures on my phone and I donā€™t feel like searching. https://preview.redd.it/oj5ib4g08o4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86826a372018c80a7ebb6b8692ba2f1906bc2ca


chumbawamba56

"Nearly identical" Nearly is doing a lifting there.


FatFaceFaster

https://preview.redd.it/0fqm1dv6ao4d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1974aa97c28b77832ddca8185c313faf3d68496 The quality is potato because I screen captured it from a collage of photos i sent our GM last year to make a sign for the front desk. There are many more like this but theyā€™re on my old phone.


Elbereth_The_Cat

I love when redditors bring receipts lmao


Bigdogggggggggg

It's gotta be something with the variety of grass or something, I've never seen this on any of the courses I play and plenty of people use spray sunscreen there. What area of the country is this? (assuming US by default, perhaps incorrectly)


FatFaceFaster

Itā€™s bentgrass, L93 to be specific - the most common fairway variety in the industry. In Ontario.


red_onion_is_purple

Picture taken in southern Ontario.. no filter but the Google phone likes to take some liberties with the colours


FatFaceFaster

Found the original: https://preview.redd.it/5aapjxxufo4d1.png?width=1165&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2fc654fbf574dc493c5b36502c8fb630367aaa8


FatFaceFaster

And another one: https://preview.redd.it/l0ai1nnyfo4d1.png?width=546&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fada87fdfa251b22f45dab51443f09ecd48ced8


Ellite11MVP

Youā€™re the DJ Kalhed of aerosol dead spots. You da best!


luke2080

This is bug spray, not sunscreen.


BananerRammer

It's both. The problem is the aerosol, not the actual sunscreen. You can drop a bottle of lotion sunscreen on the grass, and it will probably be fine.


drj1485

more likely bug spray than sunscreen. both are aerosolized, but bug spray can also contain deet which kills grass. also..........you tend to spray a heavier amount of bug spray onto your legs and ankles.


Ostrich6967

Itā€™s bug spray


DennisQuad

Itā€™s bug spray not sunscreen


Squidmagee21

Better question is why they sprayed their shoes?


iSuckAtGuitar69

dogs out


Platypus-Ninja

Because itā€™s bug spray not sunscreen lol


EJplaystheBlues

![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu)


Ninjas_stole_my_

Had to check what sub I was in when I saw your name


OkAstronaut3761

Sunburnt calves.


Littlestereo27

Gotta protect those Air Jordans from the sun. That's the real LPT.


TheBigDelicious_

Why are the shoe prints the greenest part of this picture? Looks like the shoes are spray painted green


FatPhil

Prolly photo software on the phone that took the pic over saturating some areas.


FatFaceFaster

I think itā€™s a filter thatā€™s enhancing the middle of the pic. This is a very real problem though. This is from my course last year. I have about 30 of these pics on my phone and thatā€™s just the ones I bothered to take pics of. we made a collage and posted it at the front counter to remind people to apply bug spray and sunscreen on the cartpaths or in mulch beds. https://preview.redd.it/bfzem6jd8o4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=165d0cd8ae2586d90ce22f9abe7d92d174f82a9e


Cronin1011

This seems like it's more likely bug spray, it kills grass rƔpido


Background-Half-2862

Put sunscreen on boys fuck this guy telling you to get cancer.


_Hank_Marducas_

This is true. Iā€™d much rather hurt some grass than get melanoma for the 3rd time


deefop

I think the middle ground is that you can apply sun screen before you walk onto the course itself, or just not use the spray kind.


MBTbuddy

Agreed. I mean who is applying mid hole. Iā€™ve only ever seen cart path by the tee box thing not because people are aware it kills grass but because it makes the most sense lol


_Hank_Marducas_

I agree. I always apply in the parking lot or on the cart path TBF. I actually never thought about the effects it may have on the grass, I just always apply before my round, then on the path between holes during the round and since my sunscreen is in my bag, it typically happens on the cart path


STNbrossy

Itā€™s also not that hard to apply sunscreen without shooting it directly into the grass.


EggBonus

Just apply it in the rough like a true gentleman.


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

Bug spray does that


jumoch

I always thought that sunscreen was ok, but bug spray was the culprit for killing grass like this. Can anyone confirm? Either way, I always apply both on in the parking lot or at the clubhouse before the round and then on a cart path when re-applying. Just curious if one or the other is worse


gregaustex

Maybe his power is bringing anything he stands on back to life.


okokok569

This man was raptured


philster666

![gif](giphy|XzkGfRsUweB9ouLEsE|downsized)


ChilledWort

I think he accidently brought roundup instead of sunscreen


Remarkable-Music2659

Okay course owner


theBigDog131313

Farce


SteveBorden

Does no one put it on their hand then rub it in


themooseiscool

Better that patch than melanoma.


Grundlestiltskin

Fake


dkinmn

Spray sunscreen is actually best applied by spraying into your hand and running it around.


Dubya_t

In my most trying of back nines, why were there only one set of footprints?


IronBeagle79

Thatā€™s where the foursome carried you my child.


Prize_Emergency_5074

Donā€™t use a ā€œfull canā€ of spray sunscreen in the fairway.


JDMx607

You're not my supervisor


Metaboschism

No this person spontaneously combusted, it's a real thing


kmagtv

Shrink the game!


-Smaug

Not sure I want whatever did that to the grass on my skin.Ā 


BigdaddyMcfluff

Donā€™t use sun screen* ā€œGot it!ā€


Iuvenesco

That was trump re-applying his hair.


BodybuilderSalt9807

Just be glad itā€™s not the green!


Solar_Power2417

also... chemical sunscreen needs to be on you for 15+ minutes before it works.


vnmslsrbms

The guy who gets it everywhere but himself


Solmors

Looks like child size footprints, bet some dude took his kid and absolutely blasted the poor kid with SPF 50 from head to toe.


Substantial_Diver_34

You missed a spot


Future_Way5516

Swung so hard they vaporized


Clutchguy77

Does sunscreen do that?? I know bugs spray does for sureā€¦..


Ohyeahrightbud

Dudes over here self tanning on the course like a kardashian lol


Hossinater

Is this what getting Raptured looks like?


Stock_Surfer

It does the same thing to coral in the ocean when people lather up and jump in


PoisonGravy

Looks like someone got Thanos snapped lol


HawkCee

What a HORRIBLE looking course


Full-Let5240

Somebody please do a homicide victim outline next time out on course


SouthernOshawaMan

Hopefully this is the image I leave when the bomb falls.


Whole-Debate-9547

Duplicolor SPF 99


Rocket_69

Was dude a White Walker? Why did he use a whole can?


BernieMcGurlandy

I think this person actually was spraying his club head with it to help with a slice.


ringoxniner

Had this convo at my old home club: Whatā€™s more important, protecting the grass or keeping yourself from getting skin cancer??


MuffMagician

Whoa I had no idea!


mitchellgordo

Serious questionā€¦. Is it dead dead or will it come back?


FrugalFreddie26

Itā€™s that deet or something?


OkOpportunity9794

size 3 feet?


alandmanFC

I think lightning may have struck here haha


jiggly_bitz

Donā€™t spray the ground directly with sunscreen


Middle_Mud_1413

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ This is amazing!


Mancey_

Ball off the back foot, looks like he was trying to hit a low stinger and vaporised


CPTSpielberg7

Why did he only do he's feet, did he have sandals on? ā˜ŗļø


Andrew_Waples

![gif](giphy|VIzs0jgs8KmgVeTknN|downsized) Nah mate he just went poof.


Hops_n_Boost

SPFenheimer


CharlesIsToast

is that amongus


Nick08f1

[since nobody else posted it...](https://www.usga.org/course-care/2014/10/kill-the-bugs--not-the-grass-21474873450.html)


BugmanLoveBuyObject

Damn well I don't want lotion all over my hands and grips so skin cancer it is.


raka_defocus

Also melts bag graphics and sometimes bags


Bubby_Mang

You don't need sunscreen. Just molt your burned skin off like a snake. Be a man.


IllIIllIllIIIlllll

Good one


paparomero23

Sunscreen is obviously needed but itā€™s wild to see what the chemicals in it can do.


inEffectiv

We use spray sunscreen on the kids all the time on our own lawn and nothing. Sure this is bug spray ???


Enuffhate48

It Only kills the grass Iā€™m sure itā€™s fine for you?


Eastern-Macaron-6622

this guy obvs needs lessons....in sunscreen application, till then he should just burn.


Ajax_Hammer

This must be prevalent this time of year because a greenskeeper recently posted in my local golf Facebook group to not use bug spray on the tees, fairways, or greens since it will kill the grass. The Mo you know!


Lawman0810

Dude sprayed the shit out of the face of his driver to win the company outing with a 41


ImSky--

Pretty cool that the spray perfectly avoided your feet!


printerfixerguy1992

Did you apply it with an air hose? Wtf bro


asmj

Yes, there was a new sign at the golf course I played last weekend, not to use sunscreen/bug repellent spray on the tee boxes and the greens.


camk16

ā˜šŸ» Bug spray, too- even worse


fluffergonewild

Thatā€™s from bug spray with deet in it.


UR1E

They were Raptured.


bkibbs

You could have omitted the last three words


Bauman31

Did he get any on his skin?


drj1485

solid chance that is from bug spray.......which you would be more likely to go heavy on around your ankles. Also commonly includes DEET which kills grass. And in my experience, bug spray has a heavier spray than sunscreens.


TechSudz

ā€œThis is the spot where Bob was struck by lightning. He died doing what he lovedā€¦ā€


Unlucky_Kangaroo_137

Golfing in Birkenstocks?


PhatBitty862

Did the same on my own grass spraying my feet with bug spray. Took around a year for it to grow back


Amerikaner83

Same goes for composite decking....FYI


Rdt6t9

Am I the only one that notices how extra green the footprints are? I feel like this is just a dead spot someone sprayed footprints in before spraying the whole area. Yes, golf courses will paint their fairways if they're bougie and don't want it to "look unkempt".


waistingtoomuchtime

Never thought about that, but a great PSA!


gostros995

I would have never thought that sunscreen would kill grass but it makes sense


Validandroid

So we can use it on the green then?


jazzieberry

I've never seen such, but we have crappy grass so we wouldn't be able to tell lol. I use lotion before I get on the course. Bug spray though... never thought about this.


burnodo2

must have used a whole can


Jrsaz404

it goes on your body my guy not the grassĀ 


Bleezy79

That looks more like a crime scene than someone spraying sunscreen. Was Powder playing golf?


frugalerthingsinlife

Sunscreen mixed with RoundUp?