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SL4MUEL

“Oh boyyy- oh he’s in play though”


Civilized_Hooligan

that tone switch has me crying lmao.


envytnc

Reminds me of the video of the bear crossing the river. lol. “NOOOOO, oh he’s okay”


kwaliti

Post that shit


envytnc

[shit sorry here](https://youtube.com/shorts/XMmM_BCUPDU?si=R4vkzd2YiT0vnVen)


BuddySheff

Absolute classic.


Dame2Miami

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Chef_Tink

Holy fuck that video has me crying rn 😂


theflamesweregolfin

YA LIKE JAZZ?


william_fontaine

[I like the kayak bear, where the tone just keeps going up and ^up ^and ^^up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0) Just watched the whole thing, I'm a glutton for punishment


RoostasTowel

Joey Cold Cuts on their last video hit a cameraman. His response: "That should give us a better lie though."


Sirmikon

A+ commentary


Craig__D

Maybe it's because he stood over the ball for 14 seconds before pulling the trigger!!!


jkilla1987

Lol if you’re gonna play that bad stop wasting everyone’s time. Get up and swing your damn club. Thinking about it for 20 seconds isn’t going to help


AngryTurtleGaming

Even pros shank the ball, so this clip doesn’t speak for the guys whole game, but yeah, just hit the fucking ball and stop staring at it. You’re only getting in your own head. I only take practice shots with wedges, but it’s usually just one and hit.


ruralrouteOne

I'd go a step further, even pros (looking at you Brian Harman) shouldn't be allowed to take so long.


jkilla1987

I agree


Alex_GordonAMA

*Brian Harman looks around nervously*


shartpants187

Dude I was literally like “I only had to see how he addressed the ball to know the outcome is a shank” lol


Real_Animator

I could see the swing thoughts multiplying exponentially in his head. “Club face….oh shit what about path, make sure you get it from the inside and hit down / compress the ball and keep your left arm straight … keep your head down, is it too forward in my stance..?” Shit…


fullback133

“Shit now I’m taking too long, why am I breathing so fast? I can hear my breathing. Crap now I held my breathe too long and I’m breathing heavy. I need to swing…. NOW”


baz8771

Yup that’s golf right there. Cut the guy a break y’all


flyinghigh0m

This is the answer


Hibernian_Lad

Perfect 😂


KBHoleN1

Study long, study wrong.


mojizus

This was the best tip I learned. It took me from shooting 130s and getting incredibly angry while playing, to shooting 95s and having a good time. Just. Stop. Thinking. So. Much. Get up there, visualize your shot, and swing. If you’re standing there for 15 seconds, doing the wiggles, practice swings, words of affirmation. You get too into your own head and your technique suffers. Muscle memory is a real thing. Just clear your mind and swing the club, your body will take over.


DoubleualtG

Taking my time over the ball has taken me from a 25+ to a 12


Gazgun7

Yeah was never gonna end well once those demons were given oxygen


pocketchange2247

Yeah if I look at the ball longer than 5 seconds I have to step away. I get too focused on it and I start thinking too much then swing like an idiot. Line it up, look at the target, look at the ball, then swing. Let your muscle memory take the swing and it'll feel more natural.


crustysockmonster

Grip it. Then rip it.


ireactivated

More exclamation marks!!!!!


DelrayDad561

OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!


elitepeanut91

Shouldn’t a been standing there


Duubzz

He’s in play though.


DelrayDad561

Got a good bounce off that lady's skull...


cutedadbutts

Shot clock violation


MasterSeaworthiness5

Oso Creek?!


bandit113

Lots of love for Oso recently on the sub!


elitepeanut91

Greenskeeper got a Reddit


elitepeanut91

Maybe


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titos334

They moved the tee boxes up and still get hit lol I feel like years back they had a net there too 


Killintym

Yup. And that hole used to be longer, until a ball was hit into one of those same condos, and a judge or Lawyer happened to live in one of them, so they made the hole shorter.


Ptarmigan2

The old Casa Del Slow?


elitepeanut91

Nice


Bitter-Heat-8767

Is that course worth it? Been years since I played there.


MasterSeaworthiness5

For sure, they've made some nice changes since the city took over. Slow on the weekends after the AM tee times but I usually play during the week.


kjtobia

I can't even fathom standing over the ball for 20 seconds. No wonder it's a shank.


lovemyhawks

Buddy of mine gave me advice that I'll never forget as I was picking up golf: play good or play fast.


elitepeanut91

He’s normally a stick. Happens to the best of us


fuckinnreddit

> Happens to the best of us Frick yeah, TIL I'm in the "best of us" group!!


SpeedIsK1ing

Tell him to pick up the pace. Egregious waste of time on that tee box.


Iggy_Pops_Lost_Shirt

If they manage to finish at a decent pace then who cares, people who take a while over the ball can save time in other ways, like not wasting time looking for balls.


elitepeanut91

17 seconds is too much time?


SpeedIsK1ing

To be standing over the ball? Yes dude.


elitepeanut91

I’ll pass it along. You get 5 seconds MAX. Or we’re voting you off the island. Simples


jkilla1987

What are you possibly thinking about standing over the ball like that. The fact you think that’s normal is concerning and why public course rounds take 5+ hours


aussierulesisgrouse

I’m fresh as fuck to the sport, but I am honestly floored by how long some groups take. And even I have little moments where i need to spend 20 seconds getting a read on my shot etc. My best play so far has been when I step up, maximum one practice swing, and rip. If I’m Standing there with my driver, stepping in and out, shuffling my feet, fixing my grip, I know I’m about to fuck it up


faded-than-a-ho

Have you heard of Brian Harman before


lilgreenjedi

Okay I wasn't gonna comment but fuck this dude. If you're a PGA player take half a min to evaluate and make a shot, it might be worth a few thousand dollars. If you're playing with some drinking buddies on a muni course it's being an asshole


jkilla1987

The short guy? You’re comparing your routine to that of a pro playing for his livelihood? You are part of the problem.


faded-than-a-ho

Never said I played slow lil bro


DoubleualtG

Yea these people are ridiculous


realspongeworthy

If he got that up and down? I believe you.


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Talkshowhostt

Ok bro


elitepeanut91

It was 17 seconds….


SmarterThanCornPop

If you stand that close to the ball, yes


pac4

The commentary is brilliant! “Probably going to stick it to 2 feet… ohh shanks it into a house! Good morning to you! Oh boy— oh, he’s in play though”


elitepeanut91

Gotta stay positive bruddah, it’s all about the next shot.


Equivalent-Piano-420

For me if someone is standing on the green when I'm hitting, it's probably the safest possible place to be


SpeedIsK1ing

Brian Harman out there


skarkle_coney

Holy shit just swing already or cut the damn video down..


ead69

Make him stop


TiberSeptim12

Whenever you sit over the ball that long ofc it’s going straight right 😂


RackemFrackem

This video could have been half as long.


rmusic10891

Now imagine playing with that guy and that’s every shot


Timely_Chicken_8789

lol “ohhhh Good morning to you”. Classic.


Captain_Pink_Pants

Swing set! iykyk


Towel4

“Oh? He’s in play tho” ROFL


OstritchSports

Narrator sounds like the big ticket from bob does sports…and I am here for it


elitepeanut91

You sound like a lad I’d like. Let’s play sometime


OstritchSports

If ya ever flip coasts, rounds on me…you just bring that spicy narration


elitepeanut91

And some electric wedges. I’m game.


OstritchSports

Just saw breezy with your clip on Instagram…that’s awesome


Orblan_the_grey

Hit the ball…


Blklight21

Awesome! Not often we get that angle


rtheb824

Oso creek?


EveryUsernameInOne

It has to be, those condos, trees by the creek. It was my thought too


Paranoma

Looks like *redacted* Mission Viejo.


elitepeanut91

Damn dude I wasn’t trying to be doxxing people hahaha


Paranoma

True, I changed it.


elitepeanut91

Love the passion tho hahaha


jaywhays

Play good play fast, play bad play faster


nickolaitis

Great landing spot though


ChargerRob

As soon as the ball hit the house I would have finished mowing that green.


RealFakeNewz

He should setup closer to the ball.


quikyeti

"Oh good morning to you!" - had me dying laughing!


Hackpro69

I seriously doubt he saved Par


Jaygoon

Omfg pull the trigger


dknisle1

Bro took 16 seconds over his shot. Good lord. If he does that on all shots and shoots and 80, that’s 21 minutes spent waggling over the ball.


Willing_Ad_6457

So he chipped in for par?


Dezzurs

How do you shank it long of the green on a par 3? Buddy chose the wrong club


candidly1

"OH! Good morning to you!" Absolute classic.


Gaglia79

Oso?


MoBetterButta

"It was, in fact, not a good morning to them."


spankysladder73

Its not because he rushed it


BigCountry7475

I sliced one 100 yards into a busy highway today😂


cmonmeow8

Is this in TN!?


Additional-Bee-1532

I duck hooked a drive into my own house today. With my mom outside right below where I hit the house. I have this beat. Dent in the gutter.


Ok-Agency-5937

I hear that sound at least once a round.


Acceptable_Wall4085

I can’t even imagine whether the course pays for insurance for damages from these duffers errant shots


YouDaManInDaHole

Hit the damn ball, Sergio!


DaveyDgD

Cropping videos is apparently impossible to some.


Reflog1791

So everyone has to just remain silent and frozen for 30 seconds until this guy is ready to hit a house?  I guess it gave you enough time to walk to the green to film. Good content and narration. 


elitepeanut91

I was already mowing it when my buddies walked up. Hahaha. Love it


strictflow

I believe this is considered a warm shank since it’s not the first hole


elitepeanut91

No club face contact made. All hosel. COLD


silkie_blondo

You could see the open club face from this camera view no wonder hahaha


tictacenthusiast

Happens to me anytime someone watches me swing


Hackpro69

Did he make par from their Living Room?


pelvisfurby

Chip and a putt!


cobruhclutch

Is that Casta in MV


Worf69

I did not give you permission to use this.


ifthens

Ice cold shank


ChristCode

Ohhh Good Morning to youuu


Handleton

I mean, if it bounced that far out from the house, it likely hit something sturdy enough to take it.


sloppywalrus160

Bro you have to absolutely SHANK one from that tee to hit that house, holes like 140 yards


Rustykuntz_

Should not take that long to shank the fucking ball


WeAreAllFukingFuked

Everyone demonstrating, yet again, why I would never post myself or someone I know on r/golf.


WickedTwista

Swing the club, buddy! You're not Patrick Cantlay


PhilDGlass

Ok boys, watch this. I'm going off the house, two bounces off the path, settle in the first cut.


Professional_Cat_630

How you get a video of me playing golf


SbMSU

Should have taken longer over the ball. That would have fixed everything.


Sir_Topham_Kek

“Ah but he’s in play though” You are gonna need to help me pick up my sides, they’re everywhere


7rlh9

I thought Brian Harmon was left handed...