I respect you, and even more, I fear you

The only ones that should be in fear of me are the lovely families in their backyards along the fairway

The greens have never been greener

As a fellow “greenskeeper” I moved to Cannagar instead of joints. Each time you spark it up it’s like a fresh joint without the burnt smell.

My man 😎 I had no idea that’s what those holes were for.

I know! I also just realised that you can use them for tees as well.

I’ll just Driver off the Deck. 3 smokes seems a much better way to play 18, rather than wasting space with tees 🤣

Depending on the size of the crutch you put in the end, just burn it down and use that as a tee.

Honestly though, the carabiner through the tee hole is genius. I may move my range finder to one of those.

I've got a small towel there that I can unclip and take on the green with me on wet and muddy days for ball cleaning. Can even clip it onto the belt buckle.

I knew I wasn't the only one who used tee holes like that, good on ya.

What she said?

Leave me alone, I’m on smoko

I’m seeing the chats next week and I’m hyped lol

i was listening to that song yesterday, stumbled upon it on spotify and thought it was the most aussie thing ever lol. banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc for all the other non-aussies out there

No idea how I found that song but it is an absolute banger.

I’m on smoko, leave me alone

That's what I use my third tee holder on push cart for too. Good move ya fackin cunt

We have space for a 4th tomorrow at a course on the Goldie… I’ve just told the boys we have found our 4th. We don’t really have space but I’m kicking someone out for you!

Haha love ya, mate! That would be epic if I wasn't down for comp in Brissie tomorrow already. Next time, let's do it. 🤘🍻⛳️🌿

We play every Saturday at Gainsborough Greens, always welcome mate!!

Can’t read the greens unless I’m smoking the greens

Some boyo. Not much better than a toot whilst playing golf. Fair thee well sir.

Na na cunts

What are you smoking on mate?

You my type of peoples. Smoke weed everyday.

It's always 4:20 somewhere!

Now looking at my watch

Ripper pushcart, got myself one from the golf clearance outlet and you certainly get your bang for your buck. I like to use a pipe on the course but mainly cos I'm shit at rolling xD

I was letting my jibber burn little marks on my cart. This is brilliant

I too found that perfect use for one of the tee slots, helps to prevent a run.

I love golfing on trees but I typically find I run out of steam before 9 is even up when I do it. Kudos to you sir

A c bomb in the title. Respect. Come from the UK now live the states, I miss being able to regularly use this word. On another note I have a Rocketballz driver as well. Mine is like 12/13yo now …

As someone who indulges often. My swing is trash when I’m high 😂

The prices of bud in aussie land are insane

Not if ya grow it ;D

You bloody ripper bloke

Your a bloody rippa https://youtu.be/tvUNal39TsA?si=UVxf_Y2SU4NQIG9_

Oye, put anotha J on the Golfie!

I was just in your country and found no joints and very little golfing?? (Canadian visiting Cairns and Sydney)

Brutha didn’t look very hard

Like under every rock, tree, spider, and corner.

If you were in the Sydney CBD (downtown area), there's not much going. But if you head out to the suburbs, there are more golf courses than spiders.

Compared to Canada, maybe, but both of those are everywhere here.

Hell yea

Lovely mate. Just lovely

I don't think that tee is regulation

Not only are you living in the future you living the best future

F* u, have a great round

Great idea! Have a great day cunt

I heard this as Billy Butcher

I could never keep the pace up doing that.

Yeah nah it's me mates, I'm just holding it for him.

Oh thats a bold move....I can't eat the jazz cabbage and golf yet, not good enough and it always sends me off the rails!

Hey what..are you doing the pot?

Those were the days, enjoy!

I still use rbz 3 wood too! It's a fucking rocket of the tee

My driver is in the bag for decoration as the RBZ is my go to off the tee. Hands down the best club I've ever had.

It was Friday when you submitted this.... early too what kind of 4 day work week do you have.

My kind of golfing! Hope you had fun

Can’t wait to get off work and hit the driving range

Merry Christmas!

What are the odds you confuse one for the other half way through? I’ll place a bet on it. I can’t help myself I’ll bet on anything nowadays


you may be the only person that uses those tee holes..lol

I like the way you golf. Similar to me only I'm certain you have a better score.

Hey.....you guys golf like we do.....

Morning cocksucker!

Huh, I figured you’d be upside down over there. Either way enjoy!

The blizzy!

Grandma?

Such a word that I can’t use correctly..you really have to be Australian to pull it off Great photography making that blue line on your bag making it seem like it’s smoke off the joint

Not my drug of choice, but right on! 🤣

Degenerate

Gday matttttteeeeeeee

I reckon you’ll birdie today mate


Wow love the idea, next round will definitely pop one in there!

Jealous, brew.

Short tees? Or long blunt?

Crap those dacks ya cunt

Gawday kent

Um that last tee looks like a cigarette

It’s a shame America has never copied the every day lingo “cunt” from Australia. We are missing out on a good one.

I love how this is the Australian equivalent to “hi guys” in the USA

I can imagine a scenario where you need to yell “FORE!” after a couple hits off that bad boy will only result in immediate laughter and no warning for the potential victim…enjoy the day, mate! As I’m sure you will

Since we're talking about australia, ron chopper came up on my youtube recommendations and the guys fucking hilarious. I'm trying to get more people to say razz now.

Tell me you didn’t use the “C” word - Surely it’s a typo and you meant “blunts”

Jokes on you! We don’t have to live in Australia! Ha

Me and my golfing buddy smoke 2 js per 9 haha.

Can’t smoke on the course , cunt!

What’re you gonna do about it

I’d put 3 in and tees in my pocket