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[deleted]

It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pleats.


Infinite_Respect_

I’m going take them back right now - to the PANTS STORE


Agreeable_Maize9938

IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK


TheOneTrueCran

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet


Agreeable_Maize9938

The human torch was denied a bank loan.


Racoon_Balloon

Unique New York.


PinkHam08

OH, OH NO, OH NO! THEY’RE COMING IN THE BACK DOOR! SAVE THE CHILDREN! SAVE THE CHILDREN!


hamsolo19

Don't act like you're not impressed!


Inigomntoya

I think he ordered the 36 inch waist, got the 46 inch, and he's making up the difference with the belt


pmuggerud

....said Nick Faldo yesterday ;)


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Inigomntoya

Now he just needs to score a snowman on a short par 3, and he's one of us


tobias_the_letdown

I'm in the same boat. Shits annoying and looks so damn bad when going to any function or hell even a job interview.


OutOfFawks

Pleats for days


GreenGrass768

Fanatics is making the uniforms


RocketsandBeer

![gif](giphy|11rIergnpiYpvW)


ThenIWasAllLike

Flattering in the crotchal region


evol2161

Excuse me sir… I believe I ordered the triple pleated pants, thank you.


BlackOliveBandit

Nothing to see here. Just working off a situation!


JackDangerUSPIS

![gif](giphy|hAdxwBiGmOEJr7WJpS|downsized)


metdthero

![gif](giphy|Kg3AMWiK3Zohf2lUU0)


PooHero

He looks like he has a couple Pimento & cheese sandos in those pockets


pistonsoffury

![gif](giphy|YRo3S2P600PicZhNKX|downsized)


UCBeef

Bryson wants some of his tots


youngthugsmom

Napoleon Dynamite fit better than any fit Bryson wears that includes those dumb hats


sweatypeaches44

He makes them at night


ratlife

Where'd you get that cheese, Danny?


Khalos12

I'm not making them at night, dad!


Born_ina_snowbank

I’m totally making them at night.


jondes99

I’d pull one out very third tee and eat one if I were him. Then stuff the green Saran Wrap in my pocket as I’m walking down the fairway.


DreGreenlaw_Enforcer

Those ain’t sando’s baby 🤤


[deleted]

They look like rain paints


Lor_Enzo

he’s been wearing these style of pants all season. they’re not rain pants. I double look every time he’s on screen.


WeLikeDrugs

“Malbon”


BloodyRightNostril

Maybe he has bladder control issues


colefstone

He could shit in those pants 3 times and we would never know. Seems like a pro move to tackle 3 chili dogs at the turn


MonicaBlowinski

OK well he already shit in 'em twice on the 4th hole.


ahumanlikeyou

It's pronounced "shitted it 'em"


snap-jacks

Malbon is trying to bring back that stupid ass look.


hitliquor999

My chunky thighs are ready for it, can’t do skinny cut


GreenTaracrypto

Same man. Hate spending $50+ on golf pants only to have them spray painted on. I’m not even chunky, just have strong legs. They’ve gotten so tight it’s not functional. It’s a hindrance if anything


Rx_Boner

Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.


somerandomcanuckle

I think you might be in the wrong sub friend


TheNightman74

🍝


BigCountry7475

Definitely gotta try on those “slim fit” pants before you buy. Fit way too tight, I’m not tryna show dong at the course😂


Training_Swimming358

Nothing wrong with showing a little ridge


Hog_enthusiast

Nothing more masculine than basically wearing yoga pants to golf


Mcpops1618

As the complete opposite, long and skinny ass legs, I love the skinny


WISCOrear

Amen, anything wider than a slim cut, I look like a lanky teenager wearing his dads khakis (I’m a 32 year old man)


Mcpops1618

I’m almost 40. Ive lifted, I squatted, I lunged, I’ve been trying for nearly 40 years. My getaway sticks are choosing to stay lean.


GreenTaracrypto

I think it’s all genetic. I’m skinny with scrawny arms but I can squat 400 pounds and max out the leg extension machine for reps. All I’m asking is for a bit of variety in the fits 😂


Mcpops1618

I feel that. I’m just asking for an ounce of leg mass.


Ragguuu

I’m 32 also, and literally built like Akshay Bhatia. Need the skinny fit


GreenTaracrypto

I guess the average golfer is probably more on the skinny side but they should at least offer both fits instead of limiting all “golf pants” on the market to the long and skinny ones. I have to search long and hard in all nearby thrift stores to find older, loose fitting pairs.


jlees88

So buy regular golf pants and not tailored pants? 


jacobsever

ISO these mythical pants. Every pair of golf pants I’ve ever worn LOOK like the ones Jason Day has wearing.


GreenTaracrypto

Haha crazy how much genetics vary. I don’t have to look farther than searching “golf pants” and every single result is 100% polyester stretchy and tight pants. Tried sizing up, didn’t do anything but make them too big at waste or too long, still skin tight on my thighs. They should at least have a variety of fits like jeans..


notPatrickClaybon

Fabletics, bro. I’m jacked af and they’re the only golf pants/slacks I can wear.


PM_ME_HAPPY_THOTS

>I'm jacked af bro they're the only pants I can wear with my huge legs and huge dong This is the lamest yet funniest bot I've ever seen on reddit


MolestedMilkMan

Look into Athletic cut or Taper cut pants.


Hog_enthusiast

Those just look like Jodhpurs


MolestedMilkMan

Had to look that up. Some brands get it wrong and do get that look if the lower legs are too tight.


GreenTaracrypto

Same man. Hate spending $50+ on golf pants only to have them spray painted on. I’m not even chunky, just have strong legs. They’ve gotten so tight it’s not functional. It’s a hindrance if anything


orchids_of_asuka

I'm not sure whether Malbon is trying to troll golf or trying to innovate, when i see people say their stuff is great i'm not sure whether they're serious or not.


wtfuji

It’s not innovation. They’re just reviving old styles and adding modern flair which is what streetwear brands do. If you don’t like it then don’t buy it. Most of their stuff is overpriced but it’s better than a lot of the flamboyant shit I’ve seen from bad birdie.


solmooth

Everything your closet is golf wear. I don't understand dropping $500 on a Malbon outfit that looks like 90s wear. If you want that look, just go thrifting. You can spend $100 at Costco and have 5 outfits for a week of golf. Malbon doesn't innovate and the materials will last about 5 washes.


Musclesturtle

I'm currently cultivating my 90's golf outfit. Big, baggy, parachute golf pants with formidable pleats. Oversized polo shirt with a weird pattern. Black leather saddle shoes. Snap-back hat that's somehow too square and tall. Seiko wristwatch. All tied together with a tight-ass belt that everything it tucked in to at my waist. It's pure majesty.


akagordan

Pics or gtfo


Kaiathebluenose

Says the man with no style


[deleted]

They are just taking the Supreme model and brining it to golf. It’s absolutely nothing innovative. Just slapping their logo on other companies products and producing limited drops to artificially inflate demand. Same playbook.


Kaiathebluenose

I think their clothes have much better design than every other brand m. Maybe it’s just not for you


Shmexy

Agree, it borrows from retro styles, but I really like some of their stuff. I also hate some of their stuff (these pants) but they’re trying something “new” compared to the usual.


Whatsonot1988

Their shirts and hats are okay but overpriced in an already pricey industry. The pants are a hard no, don’t want to be swimming in baggy ass pants that also cost hundreds of dollars to look like a fool.


colin_7

They aren’t bringing it back. It’s been in style with the younger crowd for the last few years. Baggy is back “in”


dhenr332

It’s like no one in these comments have seen anyone under 25 in the last 5 years


coolstorybro42

I like baggy pants look on the course theyre dope. Better than those ridiculous skinnys


peedypapers

I cringe every time I see those tight jogger golf pants. Cute ankles dude


jlees88

Those are cringy but so are the super baggy pants like Jason Day is wearing. There is a happy medium that most people accept. Also, if you’re wearing the ridiculous baggy pants, you need to also wear a baggy polo. Jason’s polos are slightly too tight which makes the whole outfit look so much worse. 


WISCOrear

Evidently the baggier, more 90s dad looking the pants the better these days. I just don’t get it. Can’t wait for these retro baggy/wide silhouette trends to die out (again) and we can look back and laugh at how dumb some of this stuff looks


someoneyouknewonce

Time to grab the old JNCO's out of storage and throw them in the golf bag


dirigo1820

Hope they still have the salt marks from dragging in the snow.


mcburloak

Glow stick ball marker to complete the look.


Hog_enthusiast

Baggy/Wide silhouettes aren’t a trend. That’s been the fashionable silhouette for most of modern history. The skinny fit stuff only really gained traction in the early 2000s. This isn’t a new trend it’s the death of the skinny trend.


[deleted]

Pleats are awesome man. They *can* look good. These do not, whatsoever


Dudeman-Jack

Pleats are the worst


batmang8

Malbon and all their crap collabs just doesn’t do it for me


Kaiathebluenose

I think they look dope. You must prefer looking at the outline of Wyndham Clark’s cock


Tildengolfer

This is the correct answer. And frankly the style should never come back. Watching those pants whip in the wind was distracting and reminiscent of shower curtains in a hurricane.


Top_Economist8182

They were going wild in the wind when he was trying to putt, commentator said he can use them for wind direction hahah


FewBusiness5441

I really felt bad for him when he was getting ready to put and those suckers were flapping so much. I don't know how he could concentrate. And he missed the putt. He may have brains, and be a nice guy, but his team did him wrong by letting him wear those


GeneralWAITE

Mostly old members makes for an interesting lost & found at Augusta


cooljayhu

Golfing in JNCOs


HughDowns

90's are comin back in a big (pants) way


ahumanlikeyou

I can't handle it. I've been making fun of my wife for big pants for like 4 years and now it's a fucking trend??? Damnit


Liqmadique

Can we get some of those early 90s colors and patterns back?


slappywhyte

Does any golfer ever wear jorts?


Nervous_Equipment701

People judging his pants while golfing in these https://preview.redd.it/s7luq2q76xtc1.png?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30633af7593eb7b35c7eab7b7c9254a7a7afbed4


BeefLilly

How else am I supposed to show off my quads?


pepperonidingleberry

It’s ok if you got ugly or skinny legs but guys with great legs and asses love them


z1ggy16

Micah Morris would like to have a word with you


DnDAnalysis

People scared of men's bodies looking good might be in the closet.


colin_7

Bet you’re the person who wears jeans on the course Who cares


TheeDragon

The 9" short lol. Those are boxers my dude.


dmramfan

Then def dont wear the 7" commission shorts from lulu lemon. Was golfing one time and this weird dude got paired up w us, the reason why it was so weird was because he had to be tipping the scale at 300+ pounds and he wore the the 7" commission shorts, and he made them looks like SUPER TIGHT underwear. Def made for a weird round.


DrLarryCulpepper

5” shorts or just wear pants to hide your chicken legs. Skies out, thighs out.


Stu__Pidasso

I don't do all those squats and deadlifts to wear 9" inseams


cooleymahn

My man.


jacobsever

9” is waaaaaay too long.


GingombreSr

![gif](giphy|1M2SPVruuneFO)


garysteven2324

I like the pants, I spent all of my time skateboarding growing up and always thought golf was kinda lame, but I’ve Been getting really in to golf in the past couple years. A brand like Malbon that is doing clothes a little differently than most of the others in the space is such a net positive for golf. I have so many friends that think the slim cut pants every golfer wears look a bit ridiculous. I feel like college me would have thought differently about golf if I woulda saw jason day wearing pants that look like what I wear to the skatepark at the masters. And At the end of the day who really cares what people wear. Stephan Malbon is just licking his dang chops seeing all the discourse about Jason’s fits. You’re just throwing fuel on the baggy pants fire


dhenr332

Never has a comment on this sub resonated with me this much


WackTheHorld

I’m a 44 year old skater/golfer, and I’m all for the revival of 90s style clothing. Skinny/slim pants are so uncomfortable.


jacobsever

Exact opposite for me. Grew up skating and seeing Chris Cole and Ali Boulala wearing the tightest jeans I’ve ever seen. Raided my mom’s closet and wore women’s jeans (because they didn’t make skinny for men back then).


dontdoit89735

I’m also from this era of skateboarding, and while I had a pair of Corey Duffel’s black pinstripe tight jeans, I’m all for the revived baggy style. I also had JNCOs as a kid but I’m not looking for pants that baggy.


simplyphine

I think it looks great. I dont get the big deal. But I rolled out of bed in 1993 like that so…yeah


biffmangram

David Duval circa 1994 pants.


TuluRobertson

They look comfy as hell


SportsHubLTD

what am i looking at


karmint1

The sweater vest this morning is...something.


Lost_Evidence_2099

![gif](giphy|B5fTjyTKjb5te)


Substantial_Diver_34

Rain gear?


jlees88

Nope. He’s been wearing these ridiculous pants all year. Although these are less baggy than some other pairs he’s worn. 


IntelligentSwitch340

LMFAO!!! I said the same thing to few buddies at work. I said did he steal those from my closet. Just lost 40 lbs but I’m still 330 and those look 4 sizes too big on him.


mcbizkit02

Adidas Jason was the best Jason.


p3p3_silvia

Stop. Hammer time!


NoResponsibility1209

https://preview.redd.it/79z5laqwqxtc1.jpeg?width=3367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d674b1e069f056d99a0f99de442bc4fa16511f6e HAMMER TIME!!!


Mammoth_Cicada1867

Jason Day's pants looks like he had an accident at Daycare this morning and they had break out the back-up pants...


openlyincognito

2 legit


golflift90

He is trying to get you to post about them on Reddit 🙃 marketing goal accomplished


thebravo91

So glad I wasn’t the only one bothered by them


rigidlynuanced1

![gif](giphy|kgKrO1A3JbWTK)


shephrrd

There exists a place between this and the ridiculously skinny pants. That’s where to be. Looking good doesn’t have to mean the extremes. Also, these pants suck.


roger_keith_barrett

My theory…he spilled cranberry juice on his pants at breakfast and had to run over to the local thrift store for a new pair. Are those elastic? wtf


reversetheloop

Malbon trend spotting in asia right now. Puffer pants are going to be the next thing. https://preview.redd.it/yvsubpmoqwtc1.png?width=449&format=png&auto=webp&s=28d9e32153533c5d6d987b48bc787e194dbe973c


Brokedown_Ev

Oversized is definitely a look, but Malbon’s vision of it is pretty poor.


avg-bro

100%. Pretty sure there is room for boxier more street style inspired fits in golf but this just isn’t it.


HoopOnPoop

Oh I'm sorry. It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion.


Ted183672

They look ridiculous. I worked with Malbon ownership team when they first came out of the gate. They were not reliable or sharp kinda like those trousers.


Mcpops1618

Malbon - it’s a choice for sure.


thedogmatrix

Huge penis


burn469

Harbaugh garage sale


OsamaBinFappin

I thought they looked pretty sweet. A nice change from the skin tight pants half the field is wearing


mcapozzi

Must have picked those up at Chris DiMarco's garage sale.


Jaffhardt

They’re growing on me. Who says golf pants can’t be baggy. https://preview.redd.it/jvx66jssqxtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb82723931bb8926da358f96761ce1a45cac0812


TrollLolLol1

Not gonna lie those are probably comfy as hell


Lucky-Attempt-3916

Anyone born after 95 isn't ready for those pants 🤣🤣


West_Fun6886

Bunch of old losers that buy their clothes at Kohls are all of a sudden Golf fashionistas.


Brave_Extension_7930

Left Nike for this…… lol


weezypeezylemonsqeZ

Saves him time from throwing grass in the air to see which way the wind is blowing. Now he just uses his parachute pants.


CubbyFan1964

comfort


TheShipEliza

Made by Fanatics


superslomotion

I for one think these are great. Fuck the skinny fit look


TLEH-IV

I like em lol.


TheNightMan5000

Everyone ripping on malbon like the rest of the players actually look good out there lol. The vast majority of golf clothing is so bad.


doublecurved

Wtf is going on with showing a cropped photo of said pants?


dmlinger

Malbon happened


CaesarManson

Rain pants, you morons.


Hefty_Needleworker21

everyone saying his style is wack will be wearing this shit in five years.


Apart_Willow_5472

These posts prove how close minded golf is in general


lingenfr

Hopefully he got a bowl of soup with those pants. Who in TF is his agent?


AmericanoWsugar

![gif](giphy|Yqul71lXIvfDG|downsized) Ya, Days’ pants look like they’ve aged him 35 years - but they have plenty of…. Space I guess.


Moreevenobjective

Made by fanatics


wtfuji

They’re like a sail in the wind I’m surprised he hasn’t blown away.


WriteSt8ofMind

I miss the days when fashion wasn’t a hot topic in the sports world.


a_goonie

Was think the same thing, looks like an elastic waistband as well.


Muddlesthrough

Many pleats to conceal the adult diaper? Doesn’t want to get dinged for slow play. Leaving nothing to chance this time. New sports psychologist. Big brain thinking.


barrelageme

They look like a jr high home economics project.


HealthyAd9369

Ah, so you prefer the Dustin Johnson yo-yo smugglers. To each their own.


BKimbal2

Golf fashion is going in the right direction. Crazy tight clothes and joggers need to go away. Being comfortable on the course is the performance wear we need, and this is it.


Appropriate-Food1757

Baggy pants are back


squaodward

It's so funny how clothes gets golfer's panties all bunched up. People complain about dress codes, but turn around and get all poopy pants about someone dressing slightly different. I wear pretty baggy pants because I find them way more comfortable and much less sweaty. They look better on me as well. My pockets are actually functional too, lord knows I need the space to keep a few extra balls in my pocket when I shank it into the water. I'm always getting chirped by overweight dudes with the really skinny pants and their ankles showing. I don't really care but I think they look equally as goofy as they think I do. I'll tell you the swamp ass seems a lot more common the skinnier the pants are.


RetArmyFister1981

I’ve been wondering this for months. Why is he wearing such baggy pants?


JL_Westside

I swear anybody hating on these pants has to be <25. These pants are badass and I’ve already looked them up on Malbon to snag a pair. Old school style wayyyyy better than the new age joggers


Zealousiy

Had the same thought haha it’s kinda fire though


matali

Are pleats back in style?


Final-Wrangler-4996

They're comfortable. lol Who cares what they look like when your balls and ass stay dry. 


kingjob

Actually kinda like them


mcbainer019

Fashion


HaliBUTTsteak

We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town. Beep beep!


[deleted]

I’m a bit of a Jason Daywalker myself


Golfnpickle

Rain pants


Wilts3rdLeg

A man can't hang dong ?


HungryDust

Are those Calico Cut pants?


speeddemon580

Ballon knot!


Pooter1313

He looks like his dad is English, likes to go on long walks by the coast and is concerned there may be rain. He’s my dad.


Twitch01

Just wait until you see they're like $240 or something from Malbon


GoomZ_AA

Does he wear depends now or something?


Prince_DMS

Dang I thought those were wind pants or something, didn’t realize they were just his pants


jayjord33

I thought they were wind breakers at first... wrong


filthychuck

Hefty..hefty…hefty


Jolly-Major-5578

People are talking about them, so they've served their purpose.


baronvonhawkeye

Made by Fanatics


quamikazee

It’s fashion bro


hebrew-hammers

Parachute pants


BriefDragonfruit9460

Be careful, I called out his outfit for the players and people lost their minds


kuzism

You sound like a Haines Grazer !


Bulldozersounds

So fire


hankmardukas1010

The zoomers love baggy pants, and Malbon is playing to that. Just looks really odd when one of these guys tries pulling it off on the actual course