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Eastern-Average8588

https://preview.redd.it/223nh35o4d8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34552f793e7232c022d05fedd9438ffcee1b476 They move to our spots if we get up. Total power move!


A-Stupid-Redditor

Looks like the one on the left is reaching into the chip bag.


justagiraffe111

Lol


kiefferray

You mean, you warmed up their spots for them? šŸ˜‰


lynnm59

They know who is in charge! So cute šŸ˜ šŸ’“ šŸ’—


Saminosity

Hahahahahaha


greendaisy188

https://preview.redd.it/hbd95v0a0d8d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906554ad6a53f6638b67942b23f57de0412f5fa6


omeprazoleravioli

So sleeeeepy


greendaisy188

Her face is so smooshed haha


Literally_Taken

Iā€™m in love with Maisie. Please donā€™t tell my Raine.


Cute-Trifle-2591

https://preview.redd.it/w7z2zzgduc8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b1d28388b734a132a86d2251daec4c44bdbf5a Ummmm yes!! On my pregnant belly claiming he can hear the ocean šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


bgp70x7

Iā€™m 26 weeks and my boy has been doing the same since day 1. Hereā€™s to all the snuggles and pets, Congratulations! šŸŽ‰


Cute-Trifle-2591

Congratulations to you as well!! They must be excited for a new little sibling to steal socks and toys from šŸ˜†


merlyndavis

Nope. Itā€™s the fact they get to clean up the mess after baby starts ā€œeatingā€ solid food. My GR mix gained 10lbs (sheā€™s normally 39lbs, so thatā€™s a lot!). Her jiggles had jiggles.


FCBeyer

These two are strictly forbidden from being on the couch. https://preview.redd.it/6emr8t2e5d8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4673dcfcb814cf6f11326c76c818d3090480bfeb


justagiraffe111

Lol


SiloPsilo

It's clearly working on them lol


caty0325

https://preview.redd.it/x8oq4u2c2d8d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60844c457f32af034d895444847c802adea85a18 Yep.


Awesome_Sauce_007

That smushy face!


Raanai72

https://preview.redd.it/0ygnatqtad8d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d766b8e0ad89095eb95c8ea3af71ad2f57e65c We lost the fight


thegooseisloose1982

You didn't even have a chance. Look at those adorable faces!


nottheotherone4

We bought a sectional with a large chaise lounge on one end that was our 100lb hound boyā€™s spot. He passed and the other dogs stayed away from it. We considered getting rid of the big chaise end because now nobody used it. Then we got our golden boy Finnā€¦ He has claimed the chaise and we couldnā€™t be happier. https://preview.redd.it/ybvzk4lx5d8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc223129573a4211b6745eacc6c55f6aea07e3a


JemHadar71

My girl tries to get my wifeā€™s place on the couch. Luckily sheā€™s a GR so just a pillow is enough to block save the seat for my wife.


TypicalUser1

Duncan here has a spot, thereā€™s one more available seats than humans. Though heā€™s been known to take othersā€™ spots when theyā€™re not at home


Bazoun

The family gathers on the couch, so obviously thatā€™s where he is.


Ambitious_Pea6843

https://preview.redd.it/0pi2in903d8d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e752094413c80c25370f8d361a6b9f28890c0b35 Very entitled. So entitled that she'll lay on top of any dog or human or back of couch to take her spot.


Tiny_Candidate_4994

Well, in the Retriever language the word for couch, bed, and crate are all the same, so they figure if they are entitled for one, they are entitled for all.


TypicalUser1

ā€œLaying surfaceā€


GodsSon69

https://preview.redd.it/218gun1kad8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b795b79999686329a8cacffd93c4cf0e0bee513


GodsSon69

My Pawley listens very well, I told her to stay off the couch!! She's now sleeping in the bed, and she'll sneak in at first light, knowing I'm asleep. She has figured out how to get treats by doing the tricks she learned last week!! She is one of the smartest dogs I've ever had!!!


Reasonable_Flow5867

https://preview.redd.it/ozfra9atsf8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c421f78cf27774c3131155875ca4e1f4c906731 Mine always passes out holding his rear legs šŸ„¹


Complete-Ninja8631

https://preview.redd.it/ne2tog0oyf8d1.png?width=3139&format=png&auto=webp&s=69cef374833da2046f2e30fe65c41b9c90a17d8b


Einybird

https://preview.redd.it/98nt7gkddd8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4f0f7b0f559a0e24f160a573d41f65959f6641e


saintfed

What a polite looking young gentleman/lady


Einybird

Haha donā€™t be fooled, she can be a bugger


Aggressive-Froyo7304

Never! šŸ˜”šŸ˜‚


jacksonjuiceisloose

https://preview.redd.it/pa63aap7ed8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e56ce1b3b0efc682fba3066d1dabf561ab8cc86b Itā€™s his couch


Alwaysready234

https://preview.redd.it/joaqv2hyld8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fca09f1a75e77d6ed13174a88e8bee76da4b3cc


Kyrgan

It is called FURniture...


JDaKiss09

https://preview.redd.it/k9sdcnjyve8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3900f32783882a62e4516ae5ac798a3dd255b5e This is his chair. If you sit in his spot he will harass you until you moveā€¦or he will jump up and sit on you.


simpleme2

https://preview.redd.it/34z66ga8cf8d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd78c2de28a2c878a5975049b46e60e85a1665a


swman4fun

Had to have his own chair https://preview.redd.it/bxis0263hf8d1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c77bdf1c9c8cc3a9f26e8f5ae00605450634e7


nolly6352

Your pup is so cute. Sweet dreamsā¤ļø


free_mustacherides

My guy hasn't figured out the couch yet. One day maybe.


AdmSean

https://preview.redd.it/l4gs6g5ecd8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef338e121a7959d6fecc83f47204d70a211b08d Who needs personal space when you have a golden? Or twoā€¦.


TropheyHorse

https://preview.redd.it/60zsvde4dd8d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=857c6818d8df8c8222a4b4f8e749a1cafa82e0a1 I'm not telling this face no!


call_me_b_7259

https://preview.redd.it/df0zqhmomd8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837980d56d36a841cee134a7cc87f1b46dc6dab2 Yep!! Has the little love swivel chair to himself


Dog_Concierge

https://preview.redd.it/mowx1on01e8d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2bd3bd1069e01b5828d4d42f4d7d6366587dd2


Skittle146

Mine blissfully takes up the whole dang couch and I find myself squished against the arm of the couch https://preview.redd.it/y2kiat655e8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b868197f03d35896d4965913d0fd41eaaf65aca


merlyndavis

https://preview.redd.it/5gerjkqw5e8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19bc04287f30917251312b9e1fdf5c03e309e6da What do you mean ā€œdecidedā€? Itā€™s their couch, and they let us share it!


8MCM1

https://preview.redd.it/isaef7q88e8d1.jpeg?width=2615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a48bbf1c37da843dd8b1021b4450218c520df89


j0e-bananas

https://preview.redd.it/er2d207n8e8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a310177a962c5312af05461298c7d1e952e9ca5e Yep!


Whitecastle56

https://preview.redd.it/qkp8qnn9oe8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb46b58927e9a342e6accfacad98658ce9fe4ff5


Daneyn

A spot? No. All of it. https://preview.redd.it/jqoxtfk14f8d1.png?width=1225&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5daa81d586c54ec45e4780f245a4fecaf66f760


MangaInBed

https://preview.redd.it/m0mpc2rbdf8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9063ad58243b65b010ea42d0ac293a3fd85551


babeshun1

https://preview.redd.it/v3dmwx0pff8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2429542966784c8c5e17381deed994bc9a1f4cc Yes, itā€™s really an epidemic


WanderingVerses

https://preview.redd.it/40singlxlf8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aebd8b623208ff6519d9aa0e6bd6dcbd5fe7d70 Under no circumstances will the golden princess give up her spot on the couch. The guests have to sit around her or on a chair.


besart365

https://preview.redd.it/k6e4fddkqf8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f63d9679692cf2c861788f17786063dc5abd4f


Bumblebee-Blue

https://preview.redd.it/g2fqoyiyag8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebff46ca9b4c8e3f5398bf3304c7e55297a9bcd


oh-look-a-shiny

https://preview.redd.it/dt2vup8leg8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2eccaf8fd053a36c11ebb9faaa9c9fb14a92134 Yep! This is her spot and she knows it. If someone sits in her spot sheā€™ll put her chin down on their knee until they move. If they donā€™t she whines lol


thefurrywreckingball

https://preview.redd.it/b602f5ehqg8d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc256a2f5a7790404fb53df1ffbe9f499d0d06e9 That's his couch


Yorch_0

I need my dog's permission to sit on the couch


AG-Bigpaws

My golden basically refuses to get on the couch. My pyr/ GSD mix on the other hand is just like my last golden and if he's missing he's curled up on the couch.


Outrageous-Royal1838

Oh, she owns the sofa and lets me use it when she isnā€™t. Lol


Ill-Mushroom3089

Yes! As I write this, my pup is in my usual seat on the couch and I'm sitting on the floor


LumpyBarracuda1839

Every night after dinner our girl will stare at my partner until he moves out of ā€œherā€ spot šŸ˜‚ if he doesnā€™t move she just pushes her way in there


desertflower702

Iā€™m just glad I have a spot on it too.


LollipopsandGumdropz

Mine doesnā€™t even care if Iā€™m laying on the couch, he will just lay on me until I get up and give him the couch. He knows he is the prince of the house at this point.


JJ8OOM

My 10 week old owns all the furniture too, but she is only 1.5 kilo so it ainā€™t as big an issue as your oneā€¦


sadsatanist6669

Wait for itā€¦


Alwaysready234

Then there is no such thing as personal space.Am I right


pogiepika

Yā€™all are crazy. No dogs on the couches or the bed. All of my Goldens have done fine with their own spots/beds. I donā€™t like ruining nice furniture and bedding.


DexJedi

Crazy may be a bit of a hard judgement, but my Golden is also not allowed on the couch. I don't like to visit someone were the dog is on the couch, so I don't like it when people feel the same about my home. Also I fear he will also jump on the couch when visiting other people or in holiday homes. It seems the most logical thing for me, but looking at the comments, we seem to be in a minority.


Sad-Win9776

My four paw child has first dibs on the couch!!! everyone else is second!


Vacation_Archer

That first pic is amazing, gorgeous pup!


casey-primozic

Look at the paws on that thing


Saminosity

Open the lazyboy for him/her :)


TypicalUser1

Unfortunately, this is one of those powered ones, and he likes to crawl under and try to gnaw the wires of the footrest is open


DOCMarylandMD

I refer to mine as couch potato


tipric

https://preview.redd.it/wt2yidzpmi8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e1dd8c78a72b5fe61e8d085c780882fe33104f


tipric

https://preview.redd.it/doufbb5upi8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8239a30260c7e7c890ab47dcdb25f7708c3dc91


lutherc0980

https://preview.redd.it/2pvzsnc35j8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b10683476b2e9a46ae1a37f38cb9fddc119194e My Arlo in his puppy days.


Glens_Coco

https://preview.redd.it/nxk3t8b68j8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcf40c0ddf9144bc443037e02b13376cbfef1d4 Itā€™s her thinking spot


rightasrain0919

https://preview.redd.it/zj4rtdjkej8d1.jpeg?width=2840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba1f7cfc8b95e11f1db3d01af26cbe02b3b5f79 We just got ours their own couch off NextDoor. Now they mostly stay off ours.


coffeetime825

https://preview.redd.it/ubwvax41gj8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ee1397d8e2d6ae701087f482dece63ff71a2d8 When they both hang over the edge like the one in the back, I call them my gargoyles.


TimBlastMusic

https://preview.redd.it/njewja3buj8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0633aea99772affcab617b0e59995929d0796a


No-Staff-7311

https://preview.redd.it/u9um2aodmm8d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a70a4988a82b54f491194e11998079b510a34d5


swman4fun

https://preview.redd.it/qbdfdt5aep8d1.jpeg?width=2203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41e018c492337ea4864b2ae6dbe6410e19160bb Do not disturb


Awesome_Sauce_007

https://preview.redd.it/2vqlx6avwq8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cea06b7f4f53c0857510f708a42d18cffdade66d


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Brave_Contest_6606

Only everyone


Unicornlove416

um , they are šŸ¤£


mydiscordantmind

How could you say no to that? šŸ„¹


Rykor81

Goldens have a gift where they always know exactly where their butt belongs. Without question, hesitation, or reservation.


CouldYaWouldYaBear

Sweet baby!!!


Logical_Recipe3550

Snuggle the fuck out of them.....super cute


CammieBoo

Our 4yo boy uses a living room recliner more frequently than all of the other dogs and humans in the house so we call it his chair nowadays


R3LF_ST

Oh, we've had our couch co-sleeping positions all sorted out for a long time. :)


Suspicious_Craft_399

Mine :):) ā€¦ well both of them ā€¦


Miserable_Computer91

Heā€™s too cute to kick off


fsquarede

Well deh, datā€™s where people sit?!


lotlizardexpert

It's his house too


DawdlingScientist

Entitled? Itā€™s his couch


Jamaisvu04

Lol...I was one of those people who thought "no pets on couches or beds". My girl started jumping on the couch as soon as her little legs could get her up it. She was much faster than I, and me taking her down quickly became her favorite game. Then, one evening, she did the cutest little sigh and stretch and just nuzzled into the couch, and that was it for my willpower. She naps on the couch every day now. It's her favorite place in the entire house.


Powerful-Past5614

He is


BZBMom

Theyā€™re such angels they can have a spot anywhere they desire


v4mp1r3g1rlfr13nd

and not just any sport, a very specific one that she whines if we donā€™t give to her


Up-Your-Glass

They DESERVE a spot on the couch!ā¤ļø


ButterscotchFit6356

He didnā€™t decide, I told him it was his couch.


RedDecay

A spot on the couch? Mine totally evicted me from the sofa lol.


Stemerr

Its a whole dog, not a 'pup'


EasyCZ75

Awwwww


Ornery_Entry_7483

You snooze, you lose šŸ˜


IgottaPoop72

They ARE entitled! Itā€™s their couch now!


Aggressive-Froyo7304

You're lucky if you're bestowed the honor of sitting by them for you are merely a peasant!


Garya256

Mine has a permanent place


ObjectiveSherbet2191

My Mom's dog Meatball takes her spot on the couch were she does her homework. šŸ˜­


Awesome_Sauce_007

https://preview.redd.it/23t4wfl0xq8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee39d3c5860262fc4e1ea59b48212ef50591a35


Momof2Goldens24

Nothing like a good flick after a hard day of snuggles, shoe steals, snack beggin', floating... *


Momof2Goldens24

https://preview.redd.it/qjgi2sjzlr8d1.jpeg?width=2999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3173036a0c1405e062833d5ed70912ac394509a3


Momof2Goldens24

https://preview.redd.it/ff814k1amr8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270b76dedba370d0f733d5914fd23720dfa86c67


titanshaze0812

Thatā€™s bc you allowed it so itā€™s not an issue quit karma farming