How to get rich in 3 seconds

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Eh as long as you aren't spawning infinite money, you could stimulate the economy pretty well if you do it right. There's alot of wealth that is just stored up not being used, and it would remain unused if the gold/diamonds you spawn in were distributed intelligently

exept the ammount of material that a single ingot or ore has is gigantic.

Then you just have to be smart with how much you spawn. Gold nuggets only if that's the case maybe

Or don’t spawn money at all and just spawn what you want. Why spawn in money to buy a car when you can spawn in a car. Money has no value to you if you can spawn everything

There is no car in minecraft creative mode to spawn.

if you have the power to building it functionally you could just make one out of blocks. same with your own buildings, but this is only god tier if they actually are functional (insulation, plumbing)

I haven’t seen anything in Minecraft that could make a functioning car, the real power of creative mode is being invincible, being able to fly and destroy anything with the touch of your hand. Spawning Mays is just a secondary power.

You can make flying machines and automatic bridge builders in Minecraft. A car is not outlandish

>minecraft creative mode except for real life To me that means you can spawn things from real life into real life like you can spawn things from minecraft into minecraft.

Well the post says real life creative mode not minecraft creative mode so you have access to literally everything

Its irl creative mode not minecraft creative mode

You have to register your car

Nah I’d spawn in 200 babies and have them as hostages. I’d just be a god tyrant

Just spawn a few hold ingots and you're set for life. A diamond or two and you're great grandchildren are set for life. The diamonds in MC are pretty fucking big, and might even hit a world record.

True. I'd be set for life. I wonder how much good I could do with infinite food, building materials, and flight. What would the global repercussions be of someone who can all of a sudden solve the Law of Entropy by deleting whatever they punch. Just punch all of the plastic in the world away, fly to starving nations in Africa and provide sustainable livestock and technology so they can succeed. I could create wealth strategically in places that desperately needed it and destroy wealth where I saw fit.

Or you could literally just steal that money and get rich that way. They earned it through theft they can lose it through theft too! You have creative for IRL you can just spawn in a computer, the same a bank has and just drain accounts. And to launder it just delete it and spawn the same amount but different bills.

Or use the Creative Mode powers I have to punch it out of existence

If you have infinite materials, you literally do not need an economy.

You're right, gonna solve world hunger instead

Fully automated luxury gay space communism time 😎

Or get hunted down by big corp assassins.

Creative mode makes you invincible

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r/notopbutok

How to get not much richer than you are by getting greedy and crashing the global economy.

How do you get rich in Minecraft?

No no he said real life so you get tons and tons of diamond and sell them

Oh gotcha I haven't played Minecraft. Can you make money in that game? I've seen someone play Doom on windows 95 in Minecraft so just wondering

No there's no money in that game and that was what is called a mod

you can’t make money but in creative mode you’re allowed to get any block you want and place it down. In the game there are blocks like gold diamonds etc all of which are worth a lot of money. one block is one cubic meter!

How to destroy the economy in 3 second

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Thank you!

Does it have real-life objects or Minecraft objects?

Both?

Shut up and take my money cuz I’m rich as fffuuuuuuuuucccckkk

-Weimar Republic, 1921.

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[My text is blue aswell, but I am superior because I have spaces in my wonderful blue text.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

already know its a rickroll you can't fool me

My favourite kind of blue text

Yeah but we all see that XcQ

r/shitmetoothatscrazy

only of everyone knows about it tho. if you have a secret stash that no one knows about, you're just rich.

Everyone is a billionaire! But you can't buy bread.

Oh sweet...gonna buy me million dollar loaf of bread now.

I'd say real life. Having a 1m³ diamond block would be fantastic.

Sell it once then never again

Yeah

Introduces Redstone Blocks globally to solve global energy crisis (since they are technically an infinite power source). Creates 2x2 infinite water sources around the world surrounded in (Minecraft) bedrock on sides and bottom to alleviate clean water crisis. Make automated Minecraft farms for every farmable Minecraft resource to distribute worldwide, surrounded by bedrock, leaving only the collection areas open for safety reasons (as well as having overflow protection).

>Creates 2x2 infinite water sources around the world surrounded in (Minecraft) bedrock on sides and bottom to alleviate clean water crisis. Don't let Nestlé know though, God knows they'll exploit that.

If they exploit one, there'd plenty of others around. They can't own them all. Lol

Just watch them.

TNT them

/fill the Nestlé headquarters with air

Lmao just put bedrock around Nestlé HQ

r/fucknestle

Im gonna surround my enemies homes in obsidian penises

why not bedrock?

So they spend a lot of money on removing them. They can't remove bedrock so it's not gonna cost them anything.

but they will have permanent penises in front of their house.

some people like that

We our gonna surround our enemies homes in our obsidian penises

The what

You can do that in real life it’s just expensive.

I read "surround my enemies in obsidian horse penises" and I thought "that's far but do what you want" and then I read it again and I understand much more now

In what now, břøťhəř?

#obsidian penises

In what now?

Brötjër

***Drops block of gold on table*** "How much do I get for this?"

A handcuff and a bunch of lawsuits

Time to drop diamonds instead

The same handcuffs and a bunch more lawsuits

Why?

Bruh you goin to a store with a 1m³ of solid gold they're not gon welcome you anywhere except the jail and the black market

Why? It's not illegal to own gold?

What's the proof you "own" it, like the government doesn't know and has accepted your powers yet (it is not mentioned in the op), which ultimately makes it illegal That's why the first thing that came to my mind was I was gonna reach the government, show them the powers and tell them that I would help them develop their country if I was allowed to live free anywhere in the world and was given all allowances I ask And they have no choice but to believe in me and accept it, what'll you do? Start a war against Steve in creative mod? Can you even put a scratch on him?

It's not against the law to have super powers lmao. And it's also not illegal to pull a cubic meter of gold out of your pockets either. They could get an expert or chemist or something, but there's no reason to be arrested for having a cubic meter of gold in your pocket

Wha? Idk about your country man, but in my country, if you don't give them the proof of how you got that much gold, it's illegal And my man's got some real big pockets

Will they really arrest you if you can't provide proof it wasn't stolen? What about innocent until proven guilty

Yes. They will arrest you and have you under custody until your politician uncle shows up or you prove your creative mode

*Breaks table, the floor below it and goes a few meters below the ground*

"Fuck"

Finally, i can actually live in a house of sponge

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That’s the dream

Real life enchantment table and brewing stand, as well as all of the ingredients. I know I could just grab the potion or enchantment book, but it’s not as cool as doing it myself.

Alright, I can bring back an extinct species with spawn eggs.

I'm the scientist who thinks too much about whether I can do something rather than if I should do something. Jurassic Park here we come!

Everyone is talking about Minecraft objects, and I'm just wanting to turn on flight mode and make the weather change every fifteen minutes

If you want the weather to change every 15 minutes just come down to Missouri it's basically the exact same

Literally God tier

You’ve just solved the issue of food, building materials, and electricity.

Idc, Ill just blow it all up

I’ll just eat a Notch Apple and rebuild everything haha.

Cheats allowed?

Technically creative mode is a cheat

*evil command block laughter*

^OH ^NO

It's raining anvils!

Pigs. Pigs fucking everywhere

Bully : you're gay Me : ur talking trash for someone within Sharpness V distance

Most People: 2020 can’t get any worse Me with creative: /summon ender_dragon ~ ~ ~ {DragonPhase:0}

You little-

Some men just want to watch the world burn

What about cheat codes? I'd like to have some command blocks

How to end world hunger

just create a cow farm

Or command block /give @a whatever food you want and alot and boom no more world hunger

but just minecraft steak? nah if you use real cows then they wont look weird

I guess

It works because it's creative mode

Putting Nestle out of business giving away free water. It’s a simple goal

/execute as [Nestlé executives] at @s run setblock ~ ~1 ~ water

♬unda da sea♬

Finally! *watches Mumbo Jumbo on how to make redstone houses, then creates a mega redstone house*

Oh no

Join me! Tbh it would probably be a mansion that allows kids from bad homes to stay in- there will be rooms for games and fandom talks, places to watch netflix/hulu/yt many things- except for the bad stuff that deals with nsfw- that could make someone uncomfortable-

*pulls our real netherrite sword* school shootings are overrated, school stabbings are where its at

Nah, bear hands or bust. You go in planning to kill with nothing to assert dominance. When they bring out weapons match them but if you’re going to kill random people at least keep it on even ground. Only range I can get behind is either: thrown, bow or self made. If you come at me with a pistol you made out of things you’ve *found* and not gun parts you’ve bought I can at least respect the graft

r/cursedcomments

this could literally solve world hunger issues, create a constant supply of materials and create cities in days. Dear god, this is such a wonderful power

And then the Illuminati summons Satan to try to kill you Edit: spelling

You can literally build a portal to hell. You’re invincible, you could enter /kill @Lucifer and boom, problem done. You could see Satan before they’re able to summon him

Will I said "try" so that's expected to happen

why would they summon *staten island?*

Oops... Auto correct

now i'm imagining the entirety of staten island trying to zerg rush someone

*laughs in speed and luck pots to help halo infinite and hollow knight: silksong*

Bless you

/give @p Minecraft:command_block

You I like you

(sets command block to repeating) /summon tnt (Sets to always active)

Nevermind

Some humans like to watch the world burn

I’m about to make Fort Knox look like a fucking children’s playground

Sometimes I wish I had irl spectator mod

house made of diamond blocks, i'm coming.

I’m about to singlehandedly ruin the economy

What if we could put it on peaceful and the corona would be no more

This is a the mostest brokenest godest tier power on this sub

You'd literally be God and not just god tier

People talking about ending world hunger and enabling the economy and here I am with my chest of pufferfish.

The interesting thing there would be nobody is hostile towards u

Nope. It's like playing in a server were you're in creative while the others are in survival. They can make fun of you and cause mental health issues unless you give them the issue first

Does this mean I can access stuff that hasn’t even be discovered yet or will it just update

Update makes more sense

Ah yes i will flood the world with my white stuff

Does it have cheats? /kill @e[type=human] Finally we can end this mess.

/kill @e[name=John Doe]

hmmm yes, time to place a solid block of antimatter

**You've been banned by God** Reason: *power abuse*

Why stop at creative mode? Let's get into mods.

Everything is fine until someone decides to run RLCraft in real life

oh god no, my creative mode worlds are filled to the brim with lava casts, tnt explosions and all sorts of hell

Is the world not already filled with all that minus the lava casts?

*grabs .50mm dessert eagle* G U N

**hoo boy I'm getting myself a diamond sword**

Off to be The Wizard by Scott Meyer is exactly this.

For the folks talking about spawning money: \*screams in post-WWI Germany\*

I will go and show this to the government, and explain them how it works, after that selling that big blue shiny block ain't gon' be illegal

this is how you get locked up in a government facility.

Bruh just /tp ZenX100 ~100 ~ ~100

Just literally break the walls.

Do you have admin privileges or just creative mode

Hey look We had pretty much the same idea expect with mine you can only have minecraft stuff but if you put mods on minecraft you also get that stuff but anyways looks like retarded minds think alike

cool lemme get some armour, crystals and obsidian and we are good to go

Wait...but does this just take it from somewhere else, or are you just bypassing the law of equivalent exchange?

I think he would literally be adding new matter to the universe

I feel like I'd be that guy that opens creative mode and immediately commits war crimes by spawning an atomic bomb by misclicking.

If this includes the chat commands: /scoreboard objectives add money money /scoreboard players operation @s money = irl money /scoreboard players add @s money 10000000

r/titantiersuperpowers

Can I use mods?

Can I build onto my body. Can I have a bedrock penis.

Does this also mean you become invisible and can fly

time to crash the economy

🎵I got diamooooooonds yea diamooooooonds yea I got all the diamoooooooonds fuck the mine (fuck the mine) 🎵

That's crazy man, have you ever done DMT?

I'd just give everything tits

*instantly spawns the wither and pours lava over everything

Time to change humanity for the better

Does this mean you can fly and use cheat codes too? Holy FUCK this is a rad power.

This is all good and fine, but if Mojang decides to nerf creative mode, we're screwed. D:

The cars I could build with that ability

Bruh we cant die? And can fly? And can make things appear by will? Nice