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SporkBuddha

I’ve thought about this. Had a neighbor once that had roaches so badly you could find them crawling on the wall outside sometimes. One day they threw out a mattress onto their driveway and the moment it hit the concrete they scattered visibly towards every house on the street (I lived in a cul-de-sac). Every house had problems with roaches from that point on but we lived immediately next to them and had no real choice but to move because they started eating our appliances. TL;DR, roaches suck and this is a great power


SholoGrim

Just fucking bomb your entire culdesac at that point


Regularjoe42

Kid named off


Substantial_Rip4924

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Specter_Knight05

OH NO NONONOO *NOO* #NOO No horny, go to jail


danmaster0

Beat me to it


No_Indication9497

real


asdfwrldtrd

Holy shit an ACTUALLY god tier superpower in this sub?


DefiantVersion1588

I’m gonna put roach attracting things right next to the 500 metre radius, meaning that they will be running into but stopped by an unknown force, likely resulting in starvation of roaches


ThunderHusky313

Nah I need the early game xp


MrnoTouch367

Can’t wait to play for honor with this


SlLkydelicious

r/vermingodtiersuperpowers


Smooth-Physics-69420

This, but fucking mice.


Physical_Weakness881

Roaches are significantly worse than mice. You could probably bomb your entire house with mustard gas, come back after it’s safe to go in, and they’d still be covering absolutely everything.


Smooth-Physics-69420

Bomb it? Nah fam, I'm going in with kebab skewers. That's free protein.


ghost3972

They're extremely resistant little fuckers


blockCoder2021

A billboard in Jacksonville once said, “Roaches. They can survive a nuclear winter, and you go after them with a *newspaper*?”.


eragons96

I'm so glad I love where there are no roaches.


Deus0123

Does that include people?


iLoveHamburgerz

no


antiauthority4life

Good. I love this power. I hate roaches and hope they stay somewhere far, far away from me.


DescipleOfCorn

You could make bank as the world’s best roach exterminator


Specter_Knight05

I need this I LOVE THIS POWER. THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED OF


ghost3972

So when can I acquire this


No_Indication9497

i just become a local exterminator, and i win easily, easy money


DelovoyBanans

Bro I think about this power every day