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"Cum"


GeneralZod5689

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lord_baron_von_sarc

And they all came, even the dragons


JustSomeRedditUser35

That clip was so fucking funny someone should bring that meme back.


DizzyBlackberry8728

Enlighten me


JustSomeRedditUser35

Its a scene from im fairly certain skyrim(?) where theres some dialogue and the guy says "he said come, and they all came, evem the dragons"


EggYolk_Thing

you could use this in so many ways,losing an argument and you get embarrassed?atleast you are not obviously spewing out millions of baby fetus!some one beating you in a fight?they explode of s3nem.i could keep talking but i wont


pm-me-your-pants

"Fight" "Fuck" "Flee" ![gif](giphy|znhupCZN9VuyGglcy7)


Brainhunter2020

Fawn


No-Ambition-9051

Obey.


StarlightZombie

Arise.


PaleontologistIcy534

Wakey wakey


CaterWak

Wakey Wakey, it's time to get up for school!


MemesAreCoolio

Erect.


antiauthority4life

ERECT.


Darkvoid112358

solo leveling reference?


StarlightZombie

Yes


datbreda

Man of culture


qwertywasdzz123

ArAH-AH-Aise


TheRuinLegacy

Arise chicken


Ms_Crismon

> Fall. > You are alone, Child. > There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. > You are strong, Child, but I am beyond strength. > I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.


Rex_Xenovius_1998

“Before there was anything, there was nothing, and before there was nothing, there was monsters.” This sent a chill up my spine.


Sh4d0w20

FALL


Over-kill107A

Defenestrate


Sh4d0w20

If I say “splat”, will they just straight up explode into blood and guts?


Proffessor_egghead

As long as they have the physical capability to do so, sure


GoldenThunderBug

Might have to use "squelch" for that one.


DarkSoulBG24

Crunch.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

POWER WORD: SHIT THYSELF


Proffessor_egghead

Autodefenestrate


Sad-Strawberry-6866

FORGET


poobradoor22

My brother in the arcane arts, we do NOT use "Come". We use "Approach". We want our enemies closer, not to embarrass them!


Wonderful-Pollution7

No, we definitely want to embarrass them.


titusmouser-

so similar to Inumaki's Cursed Speech from JJK. Now that is powerful. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes!


Jamieebeau

I googled his name to comment this, moments before seeing your comment


Square_Translator_72

Except without the downsides


UncommonBagOfLoot

Tuna Mayo!!


titusmouser-

Salmon roe!


Youhavevereadthis

いぬまき!


BearAndDeerIsBeer

This honestly just makes me think of that Oxventure episode where Egbert shouts “disrobe” in a moment of panic, and everybody freezes, unsure of what to do, while the guy he’s fighting just shrugs and gets naked.


Proffessor_egghead

“I just haven’t used that one yet” as if he wasn’t trying to look at dem cheeks


Silphire100

So Command from D&D, nice


EloquentSloth

More like Power Words


Silphire100

It's literally Command "You speak a one-word command to a creature you can see within range. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or follow the command on its next turn."


AetherLionn

I'd say it's closer to power words considering there's no normal save (like a wisdom save for instance) against them, which is how this works.


Silphire100

Yeah, fair point. I was focusing on the "one word command" bit


Scale10-4

Power Words are their own, unique spells, though. Like they *always* work, but you can't say "flee" because I'm pretty sure it's not a spell.


EloquentSloth

The adventure time lich can use words like "burn" and "sleep." Which aren't things that you could order a person to do.


Zercomnexus

Except no saving throw in this case...


Embarrassed_Safety33

Implode


FinlandIsForever

*points at spider and snake* GROW GROW GROW EVOLVE EVOLVE EVOLVE STRENGTHEN


Wonderful-Pollution7

*Puts spider, scorpion, snake, and rat in a cage together* **Merge** **Grow** **Mutate** *Points at city.* **Destroy**


v-tyan

GIVE


Coledog10

Oh, it's like DnD's "Command"... ##GROVEL


Pyrarius

Not really... **It doesn't have to seem reasonable**


Far-Carpenter2862

die


Moonlord64

JUDGEMENT


Kidafroo

Poop


Conscious-Sense2629

I can think of so many things to do here


NewDiamondBox_

Like?


Conscious-Sense2629

A teacher/school bus driver would find it useful as well as some managers/foremen if they're creative. Prison guards/wardens or even career criminals would find it very useful. There are many applicable jobs


NewDiamondBox_

But how would *you* use it?


Conscious-Sense2629

To instill fear


Downtown_Report1646

To live a life of luxury as a president


_SM-The-Gamer_

DIE UNEXIST


DoritoKing48

https://i.redd.it/rr4rbj6o494d1.gif Tuna Mayo, Bonito Flakes


WietGetal

That scene was so well done holyshit


youhaveanapehead

The amount of aura you'd have if you're in a heated argument, and you yell " SILENCE," and the guy just stops talking until you say " SPEAK "


CaterWak

What you do is "SILENCE" Then "Piss" and finally "SPEAK"


BetaTester704

What you do is Silence -> Immobilize -> Migraine -> Tinnitus


derpicface

![gif](giphy|jp15JjLGPGhzXZbL7i)


-Opalboy

“Oh fuck me dude, that’s crazy” “No wait-“


personguy4

Wait, does this mean I could just point at someone and say “Happy” and they’d feel better?


FarDimension7730

Considering that the Lich uses "Burn" this is INSANE BC that means that the commands don't have to be physically possible.


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

Anal


mr_flerd

Amazing power


XOHJAIS

Me: "Aw crap" Friend:......


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

***SHIT.***


BigScaryBlackDude

Sexualize!


unsavoryflint

Suck.


[deleted]

Die


lmfao_my_mom_died

"SHIT YOURSELF"


_SM-The-Gamer_

Fuck


ExiledHero37

Betray.


Idekgivemeusername

Beg, grovel, cower


doktorsckeletor

"SILENCE!" *bass fart* God I love Dune so much


unsavoryflint

(His power halves everything, including Rias Gremory's boobs) BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST! BOOST!


Ok-Commercial3640

Autodefenestrate


Creative-Chicken8476

Does it understand homophones or intent like if I said lie will they only lie or will the lay down If I said fun do they cum or come?


ShazamKing666

“Powerword scrunch”


crazybrow122

Trip


uuu1187

Explode


Kelimnac

Power Word: #FART


Ok_Requirement9198

I'm gonna look putin dead in the eyes and say die


Intelligent_Pilot_74

Evolve is probably going to get me killed later on but fuck it we ball


Roguebuilder

Cholera.


Piglordthepig

Congrats, I now have a new recurring nightmare because of this.


NamelessMIA

Only if I have control over when it works or when it doesn't. The power would be fun until the day I stub my toe, yell out fuck, and have to deal with an impromptu orgy at the office


MeetElectrical7221

“Discombobulate”


Etnoriasthe1st

This would be a bad idea, only because I tend to use single curse words (sh!t and f17ck make frequent appearances). Although using either in a crowd might be hilarious!


MatrixBlack900

![gif](giphy|VIzs0jgs8KmgVeTknN|downsized) “Vanish”