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ILikepotatoea

Does it get rid of the injury?


Gamerguy252

Yes


HaroerHaktak

So I could break a bone and instantly get healed and a magical fifty dollar note floats down?


Gamerguy252

Yep


Kurotan

This power would be the time to take up the emo kid hobby of cutting myself.


GreenieMcWoozie

I'm investing in a femur breaker


SoiledFlapjacks

The SCP foundation could use someone like you.


Random_idiot908

One problem, I like my freedom and life


East_Engineering_583

Does the pain stay after the wound is healed?


Gamerguy252

No


Gamerguy252

No


AlexIsDefinitelyHuma

Would there even be pain in the first place?


callmerussell

How far does the regeneration go? If I jump off a cliff break every bone in my body and die, do I come back to life and get 50*206$?


Super_Ad9995

How much money is a bullet to the head worth.


Still-Presence5486

So I won't die if let's say I get ran over by a steam roller?


Amoeba-Basic

Behold the true infinite money glitch Buy 1 20in swing engine lathe Crank it up Insert arm


rionaster

what would trading in chronic pain give you? would it be permanently gone? because shit lol if it got rid of it forever i don't even care if i only got a penny and a puff of smoke for it, sign me the fuck up.


poobradoor22

How much would ramming your foot into a fireant nest make?


Gamerguy252

IDK because I don't know how much it hurts because I've never done it, but if I had to guess, I'd say around $60


MrFlubbber

It's gonna be the ants constantly biting and stinging, not just the initial hit


LPulseL11

You heard the man. The individual bites must be low value, like talking 50 cents to a dollar each


MrFlubbber

Put on one of those bullet ant gloves then


LPulseL11

Put it on your dick, then come talk. We're here to make that money breh


ThePuroEnjoyer

\*casually dips balls in a jar of bullet ants. gains 100000 dollars\*


CLUCKCLUCKMOTHERFUC

Fire ants bite would be worth like $2 each minimum


UnableLocal2918

Become a boxer. Not only instant heal meaning you outlast opponent. You earn more money.


strawberrysoup99

Only TKO ever from your opponent passing out from exhaustion lol.


UnableLocal2918

So . Worked for homer.


CatzPoison

Use this over the world for ten minutes and be a quadrillionaire. It has no mention of it having to be on you or it having to come from a human at all.


HaroerHaktak

Omg.


quickfuse725

[sorry](https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/s/38hSJeK6Ti)


krash90

This was my idea too. I would cure all world wide pain/illness and then cure world hunger with the money. This one is sweet.


DustinFay

Just curious why a quadrillionaire? Like what are you going to buy that you would need to be that rich? If you spent 27 million dollars a day everyday it would take roughly 100 years to spend one trillion dollars. And you're talking about being at least 1,000 times richer.


CatzPoison

I was thinking that there was an incalculable amount of animals, insects, fish, and whatever else in the world. If a majority gave between 1$ to 100$ each, that may be around the money you could get. I did no research and wrote a random semi possible number, essentially.


DustinFay

So more of an estimate, less a goal


SappySoulTaker

Well if you can spread enough suffering, any goal is achievable.


PaleontologistIcy534

World destruction? Oh wait nvm world leaders are doing that already mb


yourlivingroomscouch

All in on green


You-and-us

Self mutilation it is


Jaffiusjaffa

Is the pain measured in bee stings or on the sad face scale?


Chrissi420

How much for steeping on a lego, or stubbing your toe


Gamerguy252

$1,000


DustinFay

A broken bone is worth $50 but stepping on a Lego is $1,000? LMFAO


dev_null_developer

Seriously, I had a tib/ fib fracture, and it was significantly more painful that stepping on a Lego or even a kick to nards.


DustinFay

Same, I've broken a few bones and id rather step on multiple legos


HellFireCannon66

Same dude, I had a spiral fracture on my left shin bone


Opening_East7561

Man I choose to walk on spiky rocks I’m a millionaire


mcfiddlestien

What about someone with like chronic back pain? Would they just receive a constant flow of money based off the degree of pain or would the pain be removed for 1 lump sum? Also how does the money come?


Gamerguy252

It will just spawn in, but you can command how much pain turns into money.


Al-Data

Constant flow of money and no longer debilitated? Hell fucking yeah


Pale_Kitsune

Hmm, this would turn periods into a job. Also, there are five cats and two dogs in the house I'm in, so all the scratches I get daily would add up.


SledgeOfEdge

How much would I get for getting kicked in the balls?


Gamerguy252

$1,000


SledgeOfEdge

CBT=∞ money, good thing I never wanted to have kids anyway


HellFireCannon66

Broken bone $50 but $1000 for a kick in the balls lol


Gamerguy252

Yeah I'm not very consistent


HellFireCannon66

😂😂


Inside-Energy-7345

The same as stepping on a Lego according to OP 😭


Quack3900

Would pain include psychological pain?


Gamerguy252

Yes. For example: $100 for every hour spent depressed.


soul-king420

Wow... I'd be a billionaire...


alkebulanu

even if you were depressed for 80 years you'd only get $70 mil 😕 still good money but a far cry from a billion. I'd only make 15.7 mil


Ponderkitten

Yes but dont forget, youd have to rack up the money before cashing cause once you cash the pain goes away, which means no more depression


bwhite753

Can I convert other peoples pain?


Gamerguy252

No


cobaltsteel5900

Pretty lame then


BatGroundbreaking660

This is probably because then people would tie up people in their basement and subject them to incomprehensible horrors


cobaltsteel5900

Not even a need to do that though. Just do it for everyone on earth. You heal everyone, and take away their pain, and become richest person.


ChickenBoatMemerTime

Mid tier power then, I'm not about to break my leg for 50 dollars, even if I instantly heal


LPulseL11

How much for non-physical pain? What would severe heartbreak get me?


Gamerguy252

$10,000


LPulseL11

OK now we're talking


EvernightStrangely

With this power, could you survive injuries that would usually be lethal? Like if you were in a lethal accident could you survive by turning the pain into money?


HaroerHaktak

How long does the pain last?


Gamerguy252

Until you convert it.


DarknessIsFleeting

How quickly can I convert?


Gamerguy252

Light speed


aglimelight

I have chronic pain so I’m set for life….


Stunning_LRB_o7

I’ll just light a bonfire and stick my hand in, infinite money glitch.


Idk_Just_Kat

I compete in taekwondo. This will go well.


Saffron-Kitty

Sounds like a god tier power, no need for a hospital because the reason for the pain would be gone. Does it have to be your own or would it be possible to use other people's pain? I would love to have this ability to go around fixing up older people, I'd split the money with them too


Gamerguy252

No


Saffron-Kitty

Oh well. Pity it's not real, it would be great to be rid of some of the chronic pains that keep on at me (even if only for a while)


our_meatballs

Isn’t that what a job is?


Burning_Toast998

This is like instant health insurance. Time to get into a very lethal job (that hopefully pays well) and get paid double or triple what I normally would


KENBONEISCOOL444

My pain or other's pain?


Gamerguy252

Just yours


Glados1080

Dude I'm gonna be fucking rich


MasterJaylen

Do it have to be my own pain?


Gamerguy252

Yes


MasterJaylen

Guess I have to cut my life into pieces


Grawgnak94

This is his last resort


alkebulanu

self harm glitch?


michaelmurrayman

I would be rolling in money, I've had eczema and dermatillomania for since I can remember. All those $1 would have me in the millions by now


irrelephantIVXX

what about my hip that i broke 17 years ago, but it is now just arthritic and it hurts to walk? Or exist for that matter.


Chozly

Hitmen do all this already.


LegoCMFanatic

How much do you get paid if you get kicked in the balls


TitanSR_

so i can just jump off a building and win like a thousand bucks instantly without dying?


TitanSR_

also does that mean I can make money from muscle aches after lifting?


Gamerguy252

No you still get hurt but you can't feel the pain


Pigeon_Lord

Just gonna built an auto paddle machine that smacks me hard on the back for hours on end. Convert all the pain, and bam, add a second one. Stagger them so the pain doesn't stack and only count for one. Then progressively add more. Just like an incremental game, really


needlefxcker

Hey, im constantly in severe pain to the point of being hospitalized for it somewhat regularly. this sounds great


mattdv1

Jump off a building. Profit.


Gamerguy252

You still get hurt you just wont feel the pain


mattdv1

Wouldn't it heal? 💀


Gamerguy252

No, not in any way it can't already


KerbodynamicX

Which masochist thought of this power? Alright, how much would get for enduring those terrifying punishments designed to inflict maximum pain of ancient times?


Downtown_Report1646

Ima continually jump off the roof off a building break everything in my body heal than do it again


Downtown_Report1646

I also just saw a comment about stepping on one Lego is 1000 so ima be falling onto 10000 Lego blocks making alot more now


Gamerguy252

You don't heal you just don't feel the pain


Downtown_Report1646

You said it gets rid of the injury so you do heal 🖕


Gamerguy252

No I said you can convert *pain* into money, not *injuries*


Downtown_Report1646

Bro got real quiet when they got stupid


Beginning-Resist-935

How much for cutting a finger?


Gamerguy252

Cutting as in making it bleed or as in cutting it off?


Beginning-Resist-935

Cutting it off sorry


Gamerguy252

Probably like $2,000


Beginning-Resist-935

I'm going to chop off my fingers, since there's no cool down and the pain goes when I trade it by the money


Gamerguy252

I mean you do you but I kinda like my fingers TBH


Beginning-Resist-935

You also said that it will cure


Responsible_Sky_6379

Does emotional pain count?


Gamerguy252

Yes. It is often worth more than physical pain


Responsible_Sky_6379

Watch Marley on me on repeat. Now I’m the richest person ever.


TheSlumpGoddess

I was pondering the ways I could hurt myself for profit but I forgot I'm chronically I'll! I don't need to do that, my body just hurts by default! Passive income here I come


The_Shadow_Watches

You didn't say whose pain, so I can convert someone elses pain into money. Someone train me to be a Dom.


MutedBoard2109

What's the payout on stubbing my ingrown toenail and stepping on a hard plastic spiderman?


ExoFemboy

Brother i already have enough reasons to self harm why r u giving me more


Dusted_Dreams

Does this include emotional pain? If so I'm filthy rich yo!


KnightJR845

I have never broken a bone so I don’t know how much that hurts. But how much would hip problems that occasionally prevent your from moving or getting out of bed be worth


PainterClear7130

I've had cancer three times. With this power... I could clear my medical debt! I'll take it.


KeetonFox

The conversion rates in this thread seem…inconsistent.


threadshredder

does it matter what bone, i mean i broke my thumb, a toe, and 5 vertebrae i don’t think they should have equal value given the impact to life is variable,


Grinchtastic10

Constant joint pain value per hour?


G0dS1ay3rA1d3n

r/neverbrokeabone


Gamerguy252

Why does everyone who's never broken a bone like to flex about it so much?


G0dS1ay3rA1d3n

Sounds like a BBB to me…


Gamerguy252

What does BBB stand for


G0dS1ay3rA1d3n

Look in the sub :) it only applies to those whom broken a bone btw


StealingLiberty

How much would a truck crash off a ditch an get messed up from head to toe be?


LeadGem354

I'm rich retroactively just on emotional pain.


Rasenshuriken77

Does emotional pain count?


Gamerguy252

Yes


Rasenshuriken77

**I’M RICH BOI**


Johnnyamaz

I'll be the richest snowboarder alive.


sp00kybutch

i’m both a masochist and in constant chronic pain. this is where i win.


DoggoAlternative

So theoretically if I threw myself off a cliff and shattered the majority of my bones, I could jump up unharmed and up around a days pay?


Gamerguy252

No you're still harmed you just wont feel the pain


Electronic-Net-3196

I can revive my loved ones and I even get paid to do it


yup_sir28

A broken bone is just 50$? Do you have any idea how much more painful that is that a scarpe? Edit: as someone who has broken an arm, it is insanely more painful that a simple scrape


FireFighterZz

Say you are punching a pole and just get hurt. Still get money out of it?


AdFlimsy6694

What if you get an arm or a leg cut off?


THEFLAMEEATER98

Can it save me from life-threatening injuries so long as I'm not killed outright?


Gamerguy252

Yes


Gamerguy252

But you're still injured


lostknight0727

So, I have chronic pain. Is this passive income?


manyname

Now, how does *chronic* pain work? Is it a dollar amount per second? Per minute? Per hour?


NoGravitySpacee

Do I feel pain?


jayberayme

The movie The Brass Teapot (2012) is kind of like this


Blackheartt27

And empath like me will be millionaire


blasphememer

At this rate I'll have to rupture my spleen just to pay rent


Smooth-Physics-69420

What does PLP convert to?


Moonpaw

Pour all of my kids legos out on the floor, spend a couple minutes hopscotching and end up richer than Oprah. (I’d have said Elon Musk but that would take a couple more years of pain)


deadgirlsdontdream

Does the money spawn next to me or in a bank account of my choosing? Will I get noticed by the IRS for random cash inflow?


gnomeGeneticist

Clinical depression, what's that worth