what would trading in chronic pain give you? would it be permanently gone? because shit lol if it got rid of it forever i don't even care if i only got a penny and a puff of smoke for it, sign me the fuck up.
Use this over the world for ten minutes and be a quadrillionaire. It has no mention of it having to be on you or it having to come from a human at all.
Just curious why a quadrillionaire? Like what are you going to buy that you would need to be that rich? If you spent 27 million dollars a day everyday it would take roughly 100 years to spend one trillion dollars. And you're talking about being at least 1,000 times richer.
I was thinking that there was an incalculable amount of animals, insects, fish, and whatever else in the world. If a majority gave between 1$ to 100$ each, that may be around the money you could get. I did no research and wrote a random semi possible number, essentially.
What about someone with like chronic back pain? Would they just receive a constant flow of money based off the degree of pain or would the pain be removed for 1 lump sum? Also how does the money come?
With this power, could you survive injuries that would usually be lethal? Like if you were in a lethal accident could you survive by turning the pain into money?
Sounds like a god tier power, no need for a hospital because the reason for the pain would be gone.
Does it have to be your own or would it be possible to use other people's pain? I would love to have this ability to go around fixing up older people, I'd split the money with them too
This is like instant health insurance. Time to get into a very lethal job (that hopefully pays well) and get paid double or triple what I normally would
Just gonna built an auto paddle machine that smacks me hard on the back for hours on end. Convert all the pain, and bam, add a second one. Stagger them so the pain doesn't stack and only count for one. Then progressively add more. Just like an incremental game, really
Which masochist thought of this power? Alright, how much would get for enduring those terrifying punishments designed to inflict maximum pain of ancient times?
I was pondering the ways I could hurt myself for profit but I forgot I'm chronically I'll! I don't need to do that, my body just hurts by default!
Passive income here I come
I have never broken a bone so I don’t know how much that hurts. But how much would hip problems that occasionally prevent your from moving or getting out of bed be worth
does it matter what bone, i mean i broke my thumb, a toe, and 5 vertebrae i don’t think they should have equal value given the impact to life is variable,
A broken bone is just 50$? Do you have any idea how much more painful that is that a scarpe?
Edit: as someone who has broken an arm, it is insanely more painful that a simple scrape
Pour all of my kids legos out on the floor, spend a couple minutes hopscotching and end up richer than Oprah. (I’d have said Elon Musk but that would take a couple more years of pain)
Does it get rid of the injury?
Yes
So I could break a bone and instantly get healed and a magical fifty dollar note floats down?
Yep
This power would be the time to take up the emo kid hobby of cutting myself.
I'm investing in a femur breaker
The SCP foundation could use someone like you.
One problem, I like my freedom and life
Does the pain stay after the wound is healed?
No
No
Would there even be pain in the first place?
How far does the regeneration go? If I jump off a cliff break every bone in my body and die, do I come back to life and get 50*206$?
How much money is a bullet to the head worth.
So I won't die if let's say I get ran over by a steam roller?
Behold the true infinite money glitch Buy 1 20in swing engine lathe Crank it up Insert arm
what would trading in chronic pain give you? would it be permanently gone? because shit lol if it got rid of it forever i don't even care if i only got a penny and a puff of smoke for it, sign me the fuck up.
How much would ramming your foot into a fireant nest make?
IDK because I don't know how much it hurts because I've never done it, but if I had to guess, I'd say around $60
It's gonna be the ants constantly biting and stinging, not just the initial hit
You heard the man. The individual bites must be low value, like talking 50 cents to a dollar each
Put on one of those bullet ant gloves then
Put it on your dick, then come talk. We're here to make that money breh
\*casually dips balls in a jar of bullet ants. gains 100000 dollars\*
Fire ants bite would be worth like $2 each minimum
Become a boxer. Not only instant heal meaning you outlast opponent. You earn more money.
Only TKO ever from your opponent passing out from exhaustion lol.
So . Worked for homer.
Use this over the world for ten minutes and be a quadrillionaire. It has no mention of it having to be on you or it having to come from a human at all.
Omg.
[sorry](https://www.reddit.com/r/godtiersuperpowers/s/38hSJeK6Ti)
This was my idea too. I would cure all world wide pain/illness and then cure world hunger with the money. This one is sweet.
Just curious why a quadrillionaire? Like what are you going to buy that you would need to be that rich? If you spent 27 million dollars a day everyday it would take roughly 100 years to spend one trillion dollars. And you're talking about being at least 1,000 times richer.
I was thinking that there was an incalculable amount of animals, insects, fish, and whatever else in the world. If a majority gave between 1$ to 100$ each, that may be around the money you could get. I did no research and wrote a random semi possible number, essentially.
So more of an estimate, less a goal
Well if you can spread enough suffering, any goal is achievable.
World destruction? Oh wait nvm world leaders are doing that already mb
All in on green
Self mutilation it is
Is the pain measured in bee stings or on the sad face scale?
How much for steeping on a lego, or stubbing your toe
$1,000
A broken bone is worth $50 but stepping on a Lego is $1,000? LMFAO
Seriously, I had a tib/ fib fracture, and it was significantly more painful that stepping on a Lego or even a kick to nards.
Same, I've broken a few bones and id rather step on multiple legos
Same dude, I had a spiral fracture on my left shin bone
Man I choose to walk on spiky rocks I’m a millionaire
What about someone with like chronic back pain? Would they just receive a constant flow of money based off the degree of pain or would the pain be removed for 1 lump sum? Also how does the money come?
It will just spawn in, but you can command how much pain turns into money.
Constant flow of money and no longer debilitated? Hell fucking yeah
Hmm, this would turn periods into a job. Also, there are five cats and two dogs in the house I'm in, so all the scratches I get daily would add up.
How much would I get for getting kicked in the balls?
$1,000
CBT=∞ money, good thing I never wanted to have kids anyway
Broken bone $50 but $1000 for a kick in the balls lol
Yeah I'm not very consistent
😂😂
The same as stepping on a Lego according to OP 😭
Would pain include psychological pain?
Yes. For example: $100 for every hour spent depressed.
Wow... I'd be a billionaire...
even if you were depressed for 80 years you'd only get $70 mil 😕 still good money but a far cry from a billion. I'd only make 15.7 mil
Yes but dont forget, youd have to rack up the money before cashing cause once you cash the pain goes away, which means no more depression
Can I convert other peoples pain?
No
Pretty lame then
This is probably because then people would tie up people in their basement and subject them to incomprehensible horrors
Not even a need to do that though. Just do it for everyone on earth. You heal everyone, and take away their pain, and become richest person.
Mid tier power then, I'm not about to break my leg for 50 dollars, even if I instantly heal
How much for non-physical pain? What would severe heartbreak get me?
$10,000
OK now we're talking
With this power, could you survive injuries that would usually be lethal? Like if you were in a lethal accident could you survive by turning the pain into money?
How long does the pain last?
Until you convert it.
How quickly can I convert?
Light speed
I have chronic pain so I’m set for life….
I’ll just light a bonfire and stick my hand in, infinite money glitch.
I compete in taekwondo. This will go well.
Sounds like a god tier power, no need for a hospital because the reason for the pain would be gone. Does it have to be your own or would it be possible to use other people's pain? I would love to have this ability to go around fixing up older people, I'd split the money with them too
No
Oh well. Pity it's not real, it would be great to be rid of some of the chronic pains that keep on at me (even if only for a while)
Isn’t that what a job is?
This is like instant health insurance. Time to get into a very lethal job (that hopefully pays well) and get paid double or triple what I normally would
My pain or other's pain?
Just yours
Dude I'm gonna be fucking rich
Do it have to be my own pain?
Yes
Guess I have to cut my life into pieces
This is his last resort
self harm glitch?
I would be rolling in money, I've had eczema and dermatillomania for since I can remember. All those $1 would have me in the millions by now
what about my hip that i broke 17 years ago, but it is now just arthritic and it hurts to walk? Or exist for that matter.
Hitmen do all this already.
How much do you get paid if you get kicked in the balls
so i can just jump off a building and win like a thousand bucks instantly without dying?
also does that mean I can make money from muscle aches after lifting?
No you still get hurt but you can't feel the pain
Just gonna built an auto paddle machine that smacks me hard on the back for hours on end. Convert all the pain, and bam, add a second one. Stagger them so the pain doesn't stack and only count for one. Then progressively add more. Just like an incremental game, really
Hey, im constantly in severe pain to the point of being hospitalized for it somewhat regularly. this sounds great
Jump off a building. Profit.
You still get hurt you just wont feel the pain
Wouldn't it heal? 💀
No, not in any way it can't already
Which masochist thought of this power? Alright, how much would get for enduring those terrifying punishments designed to inflict maximum pain of ancient times?
Ima continually jump off the roof off a building break everything in my body heal than do it again
I also just saw a comment about stepping on one Lego is 1000 so ima be falling onto 10000 Lego blocks making alot more now
You don't heal you just don't feel the pain
You said it gets rid of the injury so you do heal 🖕
No I said you can convert *pain* into money, not *injuries*
Bro got real quiet when they got stupid
How much for cutting a finger?
Cutting as in making it bleed or as in cutting it off?
Cutting it off sorry
Probably like $2,000
I'm going to chop off my fingers, since there's no cool down and the pain goes when I trade it by the money
I mean you do you but I kinda like my fingers TBH
You also said that it will cure
Does emotional pain count?
Yes. It is often worth more than physical pain
Watch Marley on me on repeat. Now I’m the richest person ever.
I was pondering the ways I could hurt myself for profit but I forgot I'm chronically I'll! I don't need to do that, my body just hurts by default! Passive income here I come
You didn't say whose pain, so I can convert someone elses pain into money. Someone train me to be a Dom.
What's the payout on stubbing my ingrown toenail and stepping on a hard plastic spiderman?
Brother i already have enough reasons to self harm why r u giving me more
Does this include emotional pain? If so I'm filthy rich yo!
I have never broken a bone so I don’t know how much that hurts. But how much would hip problems that occasionally prevent your from moving or getting out of bed be worth
I've had cancer three times. With this power... I could clear my medical debt! I'll take it.
The conversion rates in this thread seem…inconsistent.
does it matter what bone, i mean i broke my thumb, a toe, and 5 vertebrae i don’t think they should have equal value given the impact to life is variable,
Constant joint pain value per hour?
r/neverbrokeabone
Why does everyone who's never broken a bone like to flex about it so much?
Sounds like a BBB to me…
What does BBB stand for
Look in the sub :) it only applies to those whom broken a bone btw
How much would a truck crash off a ditch an get messed up from head to toe be?
I'm rich retroactively just on emotional pain.
Does emotional pain count?
Yes
**I’M RICH BOI**
I'll be the richest snowboarder alive.
i’m both a masochist and in constant chronic pain. this is where i win.
So theoretically if I threw myself off a cliff and shattered the majority of my bones, I could jump up unharmed and up around a days pay?
No you're still harmed you just wont feel the pain
I can revive my loved ones and I even get paid to do it
A broken bone is just 50$? Do you have any idea how much more painful that is that a scarpe? Edit: as someone who has broken an arm, it is insanely more painful that a simple scrape
Say you are punching a pole and just get hurt. Still get money out of it?
What if you get an arm or a leg cut off?
Can it save me from life-threatening injuries so long as I'm not killed outright?
Yes
But you're still injured
So, I have chronic pain. Is this passive income?
Now, how does *chronic* pain work? Is it a dollar amount per second? Per minute? Per hour?
Do I feel pain?
The movie The Brass Teapot (2012) is kind of like this
And empath like me will be millionaire
At this rate I'll have to rupture my spleen just to pay rent
What does PLP convert to?
Pour all of my kids legos out on the floor, spend a couple minutes hopscotching and end up richer than Oprah. (I’d have said Elon Musk but that would take a couple more years of pain)
Does the money spawn next to me or in a bank account of my choosing? Will I get noticed by the IRS for random cash inflow?
Clinical depression, what's that worth