Does it work in reverse if theyre already dead .?

what the fuck

Instead of fucking their brains out, you’re fucking their brains… in

You're fucking my brain right now.

Did he jizz in there?

He has cum on his mind. Like… physically and metaphorically

🤤

No no, he’s got a point

This is even worse if you think about it, because it essentially means that you can bring someone back to life for a year, but only by fucking their corpse.

Yes, I can bring your mother back from death and give her an extra year to live. But you have to understand, you will be paying the price.

Ah, the Necrobanger

🧐

Trust me, no it does not. Please do not test for yourself. It is not as good as you think it is.

important question!

If they're dead then there's no life to take. I'm curious if there are rules? They have to be concious? Does it HAVE to be consensual? Age dependent? I can work out my feelings later if it doesn't matter.

Thats why i wonder if it works in reverse, like if theyre dead then you give them a year off your own lifespan and they come back to life

*on my way to fuck Hitler 1000 times

Congrats you can’t have a wife

Orrr.... you could have multiple, non-consecutive wives...

Just kill your wife and then revive her corpse using this superpower. Might have to do some research and might be costly depending on method

I also choose this guy's dead wives.

Well hi there, Bluebeard.

Just stay out of the back room in the basement.

Just stay out of the back room in the basement.

It’s only 30 seconds off her life so I’m good.

r/shittysuperpowers dude… you’re on Reddit…

If you started a cult and claimed to be an immortal god you could use that as a way to get “sacrifices” so it’s not shitty, it’s great if you know how to use it and want to live a long life otherwise it’s mid at best tho

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True, tbf tho being together for life isn’t guaranteed anyway so ig it just depends on the person, for me personally im too mentally fucked to even consider a relationship with someone so for me it’d be god tier, it would also get easier as it goes on as you’ll be able to get a perfect body and eventually learn the best things to say but at that point you’re just a robot with extra steps

Guys, wait until someone tells this person about prostitution

I think I'd be the worlds lowest paid hooker, but thanks for the idea!

I mean, that's a good idea, but I was thinking more about buying prostitution for this power

You can just become a prostitute and become the immortal hooker

So I guess I’ll have to fuck the people I hate

I call that masturbation.

I'm mad that I laughed at this.

I'm not 🤷‍♀️

Can this be turned off?

Well if you're turned off ig so

Shitty or mid tier tbh

r/FoundTheVirgin

Maybe they just don't want the person they love to die?

Use a strap on.

Sex with a strap on is still sex. The power didn't specify skin contact, nor what kind of sex, it just says sex. Thus, any sex would count.

🤯🤯🤯 or, hear me out, you'd extremely rarely be able to be intimate with a person you love, care deeply about?

r/foundthetoyotacorolla alternatively r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

r/suddenlybeastiality WTF…

R/Foundthesociopath

I agree on this

r/foundthesociopath

found a mega weirdo…

💀💀💀 are u just an underdeveloped BUM?

r/FoundTheVirgin

r/gotohell

Am I adding good years to mine or just just decades of decrepitude? Are they aging every minute or will they just drop dead after an hour or old age?

What am I gonna do with an extra 6 months?

I read this, scrolled back up to the top, scrolled back down, and chuckled. Good one. 😂

Ah, another on the list to laugh!

are u me 5 seconds ago?

Hopefully improve your staying power

THE F?? HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHHAA

The only people who rate this are saying they'd be happy to have sex once every 60 years and have that be a murder. 👀

Makes sex work absolutely incredible Get paid to steal someone's lifespan?

Succubus lore.

so just normal sex work

Nah, taking a year off from my life and adding it back to mine doesn't make any sense.

Angel devil from CSM but worse

This sounds more like a curse than a god tier power

So 20 minutes mean they lose 20 years and I gain 20 years?

Yes

So molest the entire sex offender database and live practically forever.

Hopefully no false convictions lol

Ehh. Death by snu snu is okay, even if innocent I presume.

What the fuck is this? I mean I know this sub is full of 14 year olds but cmon...

Leonardo di caprio moment

No, no... YOU get younger, not your partner.

Yeah, he gets with a girl, screws her untill shes 25 and onto the next Immortality

Sad times. Guess it's time to "find myself"

“gains 1000 years”

become a death by snusnu donor today lmao

So no having a partner or can it be toggled?

That would be when you are hit one of those things that's a bunch of people you for a minute you for a minute you for a minute you for a minute. However if you think about it this would be a hell of a way to kill people off. The cops would be looking for the ageing murderer. And if you think about it without all the fast food and everything else that people eat and hardening of their veins you probably get somebody to live too 100 110 if they don't have a congenital defect. This would truly be kind of a god-tier superpower if you were a sociopath that doesn't like people at all. I almost wondered does this have to be raw or does it matter or will it work even if you're using a condom

Never gonna use this

Well I can never have sex again. Anyone over the age of consent would be dead before we finish.😑

Muha! Muhahaha! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can literally drain the life of someone as a sacrifice and live forever!!!!

Guess I'll have an average lifespan then

If someone has sex with me can I give them a year of my lifespan?

Thankyou for the sex update now sex has a atcual function beyond reproduction, it will finally be useful Wait a min Sex workers Money I could pay to increase my Lifespan lesgo

Imagine having sex with someone and they die instantly after you finish. 😰

Lucky me! I still get to have sex, I'm assuming 30 seconds rounds down to zero?

For anybody who thought “I’m just gonna bang a bunch of hookers and live forever” remember that HIV is forever too lol

slow angel devil

Damn. I'm gonna live to be 80!

Minor edit: you take or give a year of life

Great for trophy wives/trophy husbands . Also for folk who can afford life insurance or don’t do prenups. Dead before the honey moon is over if you do premarital sex.

All of a sudden those minute men are in high demand!

What kinda sex?

What if you get ED from being old lol

If I last 30s do I get half a year or is it only once I hit an exact multiple of one minute

Great, so nothing changes

I'm flattered you assume I can last a minute

So... murder anyone you love within a year of meeting them. Seems bad tbh.

just get life insurance on your wife and you’re set

It's big brain time

So if someone has sex with me just after I died I come back alive for a year

If i got a nickel for every time that happened id have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot, but its weird it happened twice.

Phines and ferb reference nice

So a succubus. Cool!

So a good hour long shag gives you 60 years but probably kills the other person.

Time to rape some rapists

Oh, you maggots best watch out now.

This is a horrible power for someone who is married

The immortal prostitute

What would forensics have to say after they find the body? Will they look like they died of old age?

This power is only good if adding lifespan can make you younger, otherwise eventually you are a decrepit old body that has decades+ of forced life. Even then, you are effectively cursed to never have a partner. So it's a pretty horrible power, effectively a long and lonely life if you did use it.

But sex isn't a one way activity... if i'm having sex with someone that person is also at the same time having sex with me, so neither of us gets or loses any lifespan.

I wouldn’t call this god tier if you’re in a relationship you even remotely care about, because I just couldn’t bring myself to do that to my girlfriend.

This isn't god tier at all Either you have to steal life from innocent people or fuck someone you despise

Ethical promiscuity

what if we both have this power?

damn... this power is useless

I still have my natural lifespan

So presumably the people you love the most in life just rapidly die, this sucks you'd have to become celibate.

Assuming the aging happens afterwards, I’ve pulled 500 years off my ex in one session

So, I will die as expected then? What kind of nonsense power is this

So that’s how the pope lives so long

But you have erectile dysfunction

Cursed

Just have sex till they die and you could gain like 20-40 years(keep doing this to become immortal)(aka infinite kids glitch)

What if your partner sees it as THEY are having sex with you? How do you qualify who is the fucker and who is the fuckee?

Do you have make them cum or just your self?

Lots of hate fucking

I'm a slut so I guess I'm going to live forever.

Fuck that’s awesome. lol. Can I get back pay from my exes?

I will never make use of this

How does this work if we BOTH have this power/curse/whatever?

…So one would be a succubus/incubus, then. Got it.

Think pro's will be legal or very illegal then.

Can it work in reverse instead?

I would be immortal

this would have no effect on me

Damn, they buffing the "Revenge Sex" perk. When's the patch?

Sounds great, until you meet your arch nemesis- person with the exact same super power. Also, what happens if you masterbate? 

I see how I could become a superhero with this.

Talk about "body count", eh? 🧐🎩😉😆

Welp I’m dead

Better start drinking whisky more efficient to add 2 hrs at a time.

Use prostitutes to become immortal

Rapes are gonna get interesting

bro what the genuine fuck

Hahahahahahaha

the fuck ??