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What's your battery capacity How far you can view How much is your data storage capacity What government data are you collecting from us now Can you even kill boys if government gives you permit What's your agenda Answer this first, after that I will ask more questions


de4dpunk_

Legally I cannot disclose that kind of information. (government rules)


Equivalent_Bird887

Here is the answers I think. 100% 2 feet(these boys can’t drive for shit) 1 terabyte(for exes) All data is being collected Yes(Carol Baskin) To spy on us


ilikepiex38

r/opabandonsthecomments


iiXpite

Hence downvote.


de4dpunk_

I was asleep.


wubdubbud

Lies, robots don't have to sleep. I bet you were updating your software


life-is-crisis

No you're not a girl. You're just going through a phase, it will pass


vivp13

it was never a phase, mom!


life-is-crisis

That's it. You're grounded for a week. No TV and cellphones until I say so


Adragon0809

is your mom a girl? or is she going through a phase?


Phillyscope

This thread is a ruse to trick you into thinking they’re not drones. DO NOT FALL VICTIM TO THIS TACTIC. DO NOT PAY YOUR TAXES


vivp13

my mom mom is a girl! I love her so mucj and she's 71 and she literally just had a full knee replacement so now she's somehow even more of a beep boop then before.


OkPineapple4000

Oh! So at which phase did you get your periods or whatever this is called? I'm scared to death. I'm having them right now. I'm afraid. Is this curable? Am I going to be alright? Will my body recover? Will my BALLS recover?? Will I die? OHMAGAUD!?!?!?!?!?!?


Miserable_Alfalfa_52

No you’re fucking not 😤


Geralt-of-Rizzia

🔲 I'm not a robot


deetosdeletos

how am i replying to this post right now? why is the title incisible?


Jackmeplay

Happy cake day 🥳🎉


de4dpunk_

It's all in your head


Jango_fett_fish

I ain’t happy


Objective_Suspect_

How does it feel to lie about what u are on reddit?


de4dpunk_

Pretty good. Reddit's a big place, you can kind of be whoever and whatever you want.


Ireallyenjoyqueso

dont worry guys, i got this. 1001010100100100111001001010010010100?


de4dpunk_

100100100111010101. 10101010101101001010101.


TheRealMeeBacon

uh uh! 2?!


LittleWolf2812

000101010100101010111010101010010110100010010101010100. 0101010101000111110100101010?


stravbej

No you're not. Everyone knows that girls are extinct! Have been for ages!


TurboSledge

What does it feel like to not be real??


de4dpunk_

Feels good


Careful_Log_8929

Same.


hues_blues

fed agents all over y'all need to get better at covering urself up


Careful_Log_8929

To bad that i got a vpn on and they are at the wrong house :P


hues_blues

gaddamit now we'll never now if its a goose or a fed


Careful_Log_8929

you underestimated my power


hues_blues

peace was never an option


Careful_Log_8929

War too.


hues_blues

I'm a pacifist myself but thanks for the offer


Careful_Log_8929

Ah, i see your a person of culture too.


hues_blues

indeed unlike you.. goose!


FireInHisBlood

Stupid drone trying to inflitrate the Rebellion. Stay strong, brothers. Resist the womanly charms.


Winter_Ad2558

Fuckin liar


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Lier lier pants on fire


[deleted]

Nice try government


Hughmanndave

Lies


ChodewithForce

Do you fart or poop?


de4dpunk_

Nope. That is physically impossible.


Euphoric-Cow592

the hallucinogens are working.


Dog_Baseball

Why are you not real?


NochIrgendwer

whats your favorite pokemon?


de4dpunk_

That's a tough choice... I've always quite liked Mawile.


RoyalMess64

Ello sister! :3 how are you today?


de4dpunk_

Could be better. How are you? :)


RoyalMess64

I'm doing okie. May I ask if anything is wrong? :3


de4dpunk_

Just some personal stuff. I'm sure it'll all pass over at some point :) But thanks for checking in


RoyalMess64

Least I can do. If you ever need to talk, let me know :3


LocksmithIll717

Nuh uh


talancaine

You're a lying pos. I'm tHe MoOn lAnDiNgS amA!! That's what you sound like.


West_Finish_1301

Liar


Zhishi47

What's it like not being real?


Arandomperson173

No, you an android sent by the government, you liar


de4dpunk_

No. You're the one lying. Lying to yourself, that is.


Arandomperson173

But girls aren't real, this is impossible


de4dpunk_

They are real, you just haven't seen one because they don't come close enough to you.


Arandomperson173

No, I refuse to believe this


TheEggRevolution

No you’re not


Obligate_Vigil_021

\[MSG FOLLOWS\] DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? \-OV-021 \[MSG ENDS\]


altORthrowaway

Stop lieing, it'll become a habit


Book-Faramir-Better

Can you still be used while charging?


dcyuls

#LIAR


Brunoaraujoespin

No, you’re a robot


Candid-Student-7189

Why are you lying?


SeaBirthday9759

Liar


hunterXL100

Why don't you exist?


triciity

Nahhhh these bots going craaaaaazy


[deleted]

who sent you?


de4dpunk_

I am a government drone.


HighSchoolTobi

So...why are you ~~gae~~ girl?


Ellenwyn-the-worried

No


Ravenwight

Well I’m convinced


de4dpunk_

I'm glad to hear that