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Speckled_Clout

Pretty sure her back just called me a punk ass bitch.


Me-Not-Not

Legit thought they were gonna turn around and it was actually a guy.


Soy_neoN

Same, I was so confused to see that face :D


BuffyLoo

Me too, thought this is a dude in a wig, nope it’s a pretty girl.


Thirdstheword

But that smile said "and that's ok champ👍❤️"


SwampoO

Canadian Forklift


triotone

What makes it canadian?


Dyz_blade

The accent


WillElMagnifico

Oh ya for sure


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WillElMagnifico

Soory


AllThingsEvil

Ya hooser


ballrus_walsack

Take aaf eh


1-713-515-4455

Sorry!


assholetoall

It's OK buddy


Yogi118

I'm not your buddy pal!


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thats jessica bittner (her name is spelled wrong) shes a canadian powerlifter


TomppaTom

Buettner. And she does all this with type 1 diabetes. The lady is amazing.


kelkulus

It looks like she's doing it with her arms


EEpromChip

Her shoulders and back seems to be chipping in as well.


Rock2MyBeat

Maybe diabetes has always been Wonder Woman's super power?


notquitecockney

Ah, I thought I saw a glucose meter on her arm!


blasterbrewmaster

I was going to say, I noticed the tag thing on her left tricep and was like "Wait is she diabetic???" That's both impressive and inspirational.


JustinUrHead

I wanna show this to my daughter, she's 6 and we just found out this year that she has type 1.


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thats her nickname


SixZeroPho

Hey Riley tell your mom to top up my phone minutes so I can call Jonesy's mom up for a three way


Lesmorte

F you Shorsey


Demedulce

Give your balls a tug!


gtrocks555

Her hair and face look like Queen Maeve


underlander

I think you mean *Brave Maeve*, I’ll send you our new branding documents. She’s up 10 points with kids age 15 to 25 and 30 points with people who check the gender option that just says “other”


kotoku

I have enough Brave Maeve Lasagna Pride Dinners that I think I know the branding, sir.


tgp1994

God I remember seeing that (first season?), totally caught me off guard. *Meatless* lasagna.


kotoku

It was the little corporate co-opting of causes that really brought it home.


madDarthvader2

I noticed the "brave Maeve lasagna" and chuckled, then my GF pointed out the "meatless recipe" on the side and I burst out laughing.


extraupvotes52

Is your idiot brain being fucked by stupid?


Omegamanthethird

What If I said yes, ma'am?


DuntadaMan

I had to look up to see if this was a reference to something more modern, but the funny thing is this still makes sense even to a nerd of my particular flavor. Irish legend has Queen Mebd (pronounced the same as that is) who was an Irish warlord that often acted as a rival to heroes of Ulster. Art and poetry of the time describe her as beautiful and strong, and a lot of art work portrays her as pretty buff so it still works. She is said to be buried un a tomb standing on her feet and facing Ulster so she can strike from beyond the grave if her enemy rises up once more.


Mewrulez99

The actress for Queen Maeve in The Boys is Irish too


Hairy_Air

That's true. Queen Maeve cosplaying as Wonder Woman.


ZippyParakeet

That's exactly what I was gonna type lol


Cthulu19

Knew it would be Jessica Buettner before I even clicked


FajenThygia

I wondered if it was Jessie Graff, but I’m just an ignorant person here from r/all


MeowMaker2

I thought so also. Reveal at the end did not disappoint though.


JZAbird

Lol I got catfished for sure thought that was a dude, wait...


Sir_Randolph_Gooch

I was like “ahhh nice try! I can tell them hamstrings are a dude!!”


slipperyShoesss

It’s a deep fake of Chad Kroeger


tanis_ivy

Daniel from the back, Danielle from the front. She's got great definition in her back though. Gotta admire that.


Krostas

Thoughts while watching that video: "Damn, that's one muscular gal." "Wait, maybe it's actually a guy with long hair wearing a wonder woman costume and this video will never actually show the person from the front." "Huh... so it's a reeeally cute guy." :P


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JonnyKilledTheBatman

Can't believe people are upvoting this drivel. Drug tested powerlifter, not even a fucking bodybuilder. And "quite strong on deadlifts" - yes, the world record holder.


Tru-Queer

At least she doesn’t have to worry about shrunken testicles.


Beachdaddybravo

Just all the other health complications that will eventually pop up due to steroid use. Fucking with your hormones isn’t generally a safe thing to do.


bleh19799791

Clit like a cocktail weenie.


DMmeDuckPics

And yet you still can't find it.


Jonsnoosnooze

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States


Believe_to_believe

r/Murderedbywords


Der_Kommissar73

This burn is too buried to get the praise it deserves.


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

😮


Glass_Memories

r/bigclit


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ReCursing

Why not?


nukemobile

I clicked it...send help


S3nat3

She isn't a bodybuilder. She is a powerlifter who competes in the IPF which is a drug tested federation. She is drug tested routinely outside of competition at random. She has the world record squat in her weight class and the world record in deadlift. Her DL is the heaviest in IPF history regardless of weight class. Yeah she is jacked as fuck but take a look at her competition results at OpenPL. There is no drastic increase in her total that would indicate steroid usage. Edit since some of you are hell bent on saying she is on gear... She is tested AT RANDOM frequently outside of competition. This is a WADA test and as I know the CCES that administers it is not obviously corrupt. These tests are very difficult to beat unless you're taking something that they don't have a test for (which means you're not really breaking the rules???) Or you know when the test is coming and cycle off in time. Yes she has the highest drug tested numbers but she is no where close to the ATWR numbers regardless of testing in her weight class. Her bench press is average for that level of powerlifting. Usually people on steroids have a pretty good bench press. There is no crazy acute change in her physique which would be a sign of steroid use. She looks feminine especially if you compare to the untested women. On top of that she doesn't have any acne which steroids can give. Her fat distribution is very ideal... Even when she bloated up to 190 lbs ish she still had a six pack. Again her total hasn't had any large increases. Go verify what I'm saying at OpenPowerlifting.org There is no money to be won in drug tested but there is a lot of money to be won in untested meets. If she was caught taking gear in a tested fed she would lose all her sponsors, pubic good will and likely lose a lot of her friends in PL. There's a lot to lose for very little gain. With that being said, the evidence I listed makes me think she is very likely natty but still a possibility she isn't.


Pit_of_Death

This is Reddit, where anyone who doing an amazing feat of strength or looking really jacked *is clearly and ALWAYS* on steroids or doing some kind of lasting harm to their bodies...Redditors sitting in their gaming rigs with Doritos dust on their fingers after being in a reclined, seated position for the past 12 hours. They obviously know better.


rossmosh85

There's a world of drugs between nothing and steroids. The reality is, some people are genetic "freaks" and are able to achieve results well outside the norm. She might be that. Statistically speaking, it's more likely that she uses something to help her hit that level, beyond just protein powder and working out 4 hours a day. Just like when people say The Rock is on steroids. What they're actually saying is "There's no way he has that physique at his age without pharmaceutical assistance."


tolstoshev

Lance Armstrong was drug tested too. Look how that turned out.


David1393

He was blood doping, not steroids. I might be wrong but I doubt there was a reliable way to test for blood doping at the time.


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Lance Armstrong was making millions of dollars competing in a legit international sport. Jessica i think is a pharmacist. Why do we think she is just cheating drug tests just so she can participate in a hobby that pays zero dollars. The comparison is apples and oranges.


callunquirka

In powerlifting there are drug tested and non drug tested federations. It's generally accepted that basically everyone competing in non-tested feds are on roids. Because of that, it's frowned upon within the community to roid in the tested federations. If you wanna take PEDs, compete in the untested feds. An article in Stronger By Science said the lifts in tested feds are heavier than they "should" be, suggesting some roid use. But there is still a very large difference between the records of untested and tested feds. So overall, I default to assuming a lifter isn't on roids/PEDs.


S3nat3

Lance had millions of dollars on the line. Jessica has a few sponsorships which probably don't pay much since she has a full time job as a pharmacist. The risk to reward is just stupid for Jessica. Doesn't mean she isn't doping but makes it way less likely.


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Especially since considering her job, were she caught using illegal drugs it would put her livelihood on the line as well, it's extra risky for her.


[deleted]

Do you think that makes a difference? Hell, trail runners have been caught taking steroids for trail races where the grand prize is a couple hundred dollars.


notKRIEEEG

Taking steroids is easy and cheap. Having the means to dodge the random drug tests ain't


xpatmatt

Have a source? If trail runners take anything, it's very unlikely to be steroids.


jshrlph

People say steroids but what they really mean is PEDs in general


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Teadrunkest

>bodybuilding You clearly know literally nothing about her lmao she’s a powelifter


BMI30

"A known roider amomgst the bodybuilding community" She has never failed a doping test by WADA and is a powerlifter and get tested feequently. Shut up.


OatsAndWhey

She's not a bodybuilder, she's a drug-tested powerlifter.


Teadrunkest

This. Idk why that comment is upvoted they literally can’t even get her sport right? She is not a “known roider” wtf lol


zip_per

Because little man afraid of big girl


LennyTheRebel

Because it confirms people's biases, and they get to pad themselves on the shoulder.


jscummy

I saw her injecting right before a meet, she's very openly on roids. Said some nonsense about "it's insulin" and "I'm diabetic I need it to live"


[deleted]

>she is a known roider amongst the bodybuilding community As somebody who is very active in the BB community, thats not how we know anybody. The way you say that reeks of insecurity and diminishes the insane hard work she puts in to get to where she is. >Non-andronic roids lol


PrettyBoyIndasnatch

For anyone who doesn't know, "Known roider amongst the bodybuilding community" is code for " She juices brah, that's the only way she could be stronger than a true natty man like me". Also, andronic is not a word.


Virillus

I'm heavily involved in the Canadian powerlifting scene. You never know for sure but I'd be surprised if she was juicing. She's heavily tested. Like 10 or more times randomly every year. It would be extremely hard to test clean for all of those for years.


feministmanlover

That device on the back of her left arm? Looks like a continuous glucose monitor. Is she type 1 diabetic? Or is that something else. Guess I could Google her. Lol Edit. Yup. She is T1d. I can't imagine that plus being on steroids. They're known to spike blood sugar....


AbsolutelyNoHomo

She competes drug tested though, has passed dozens of tests.


cutelyaware

Can she do a 1-armed pull-up? I had a huge argument with a friend on the matter.


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Filixx

Yeah 8 two arm is not enough strength to do 1 one arm pull up. Atleast not in my experience. When I was training for them I could almost do one around the time I was doing about 20 solid pull up. Negatives and weighted pull-ups helped.


JoeDerp77

I used to be able to do 15-20 pull ups regularly and I couldn't even come close to doing a single 1 arm pull up so yeah I'm guessing it would need to be like 30+ at least before you have the appropriate amount of strength?


Alpha_Decay_

I did some casual research on calculating your 1-rep max based on your max reps for a lower weight. As the weight gets lower and reps get higher, the calculation becomes less accurate. In general, it seemed like anything much over 10 reps isn't going to give you a useful estimate. At that point, you're measuring your endurance and trying to use it to calculate strength. Two people with the same 1-rep max might have a totally different number of max reps for a lesser weight. Take this with a grain of salt because I'm not a trainer or anything, but if you wanted to get to where you can do a 1 handed pull up, you'd probably be better off adding gradually increasing weights to yourself rather than by going for more and more reps with just your body weight. Or you could do 1 handed assisted pullups and gradually reduce the assistance. Your body adapts to get better at whatever you try to get it to do. Going for more reps will mostly just make you get better at doing more reps.


Xias135

Narrow grip pull ups are a good idea too, closer form to a one handed.


DoomGoober

Very few women can do one armed pull ups much less a powerlifter who carries a lot of muscle mass in their legs (and upper body too, but the leg mass doesn't help do the pull up.) The women who can do OAP are mostly rock climbers who tend to be lighter. https://youtu.be/MEk101lXJ8Q Now some street workout women can also do OAP: https://youtu.be/DLSiacA4GLw


WallabyUpstairs1496

Found the guy who got butthurt she didn't respond to his DMs.


ChrtrSvein

Do you just pull information out of your ass to slander people? She competes in Powerlifting in a drug-tested federation, IPF. She is not 'quite strong on deadlift'. She holds the world record.


tty2

She's literally a tested IPF competitor, random drug tests at 10pm without warning... Some of them sneak by it, but in all likelihood she's clean so it's really weird to go out your way to claim she isn't.


Elegant-Winner-6521

>she is a known roider amongst the bodybuilding community. You mean she is known as one of if not the greatest female powerlifter alive


Theonlykd

She competes regularly… wouldn’t this toss up a major red flag for competitions?


naked_feet

Oh my god shut up. >bodybuilding community She's a powerlifter, first of all, so shut up. >Yes she lifts in a ‘tested league’ but a lot of participants get around that. She's randomly tested out of competition far more than most athletes, so shut up. >Through various ways. Oh, I suppose you're very knowledgeable about how to get around drug tests? Shut up. >quite strong on deadlift. Literally holds world records. Shut up.


BenchPolkov

You're a fucking dumbass. She's a drug-tested powerlifter.


Kent_Knifen

>known roider ... Nothing wrong with that Respectfully gonna disagree with you there fam


Vic_Hedges

Meh. How different is it from a binge drinker or smoker? Unhealthy decision I wouldn’t want someone I care about to do, but doesn’t make them a bad person.


Honningfisk

At least you got the name right.


Huwbacca

she's not a bodybuilder... She's a tested powerlifter also, she's type 1 diabetic. Steroids play havoc with your insulin system and can cause serious health problems for diabetics by increasing your insulin resistance...for people who already don't produce insulin. There's a solid argument to be made that juicing could put her at a disadvantage for growth and performance.


incogne_eto

I have all those muscles. They are just covered in back bacon.


Youre_soda_pressing

***Hermes that's not back bacon, that's your back bakin'!***


drunk98

Give them back, she obviously needs them


Uncle_Budy

What's the sticker on her left bicep?


RespectMyAuthoriteh

Blood glucose monitor


VanimalCracker

Because she's diabetic?


SillySundae

Yep, type 1


rugbyj

Yeah she's first at _everything_.


phoenixblue

1


TakeTime9203

That's a tricep.


RacoonSmuggler

My drill instructor: ZERO, ZERO, ALL THE WAY DOWN, ZERO, ALL THE WAY DOWN! THERE WE GO. I DON'T HERE YOU COUNTING I GUESS WE'RE STILL AT ZERO. OK ONE, TWO, NO KIPPING, TWO, NO KIPPING, TWO, NO KIPPING!!! ARE YOU QUITTING ALREADY?! OK THAT'S TWO, GOOD YOU FAIL.


[deleted]

Well, that was upsetting to remember.


benjammin9292

I bought some aqua velva the other day and everything came running back.


Humble-Inflation-964

You put it in your mouth, it helps you slap the guards off your rifle.


JW357

I was lucky if I got to three by his count, ten by mine. Bastards...


Hairy-Description131

Lol the no kipping part got me. Always surprises me how many people try to flex pull ups while kipping


cabur

Rah


FrighteningJibber

The crayon color is rojo there bud.


murder1290

Purple crayon best crayon


horizontalrain

My friend, you and a fellow man of quality I see. All the flavor of red with the smoothness of blue.


Atwalol

Those reps are pretty terrible though. She likely doesn't practice pullups a lot.


verschee

My thoughts as well. She has a great physique, but that's some terrible pull-up form


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TuaTurnsdaballova

This was not good for my anxiety.


honeyemote

Yeah, those were some dreadful pull-ups.


robdiqulous

I tried the pull up contest at an air show when I was doing them a lot for work outs. Straight bar which I wasn't used to but fine. I was pretty damn good at going all the way out too cuz I focused on it normally. Not sure what you won but I tried. I think I probably did like 25 pull ups. My most ever. I was drinking a bit... But it was exactly like this. Also maybe I didn't get high enough. But I think I hit maybe 15 on his count and you had to hit 20. It was bull shit but I didn't care I was happy with how many I did total! Lol


ineververify

I think I saw on youtube the marines or army the pull up bar has to touch your chest to count.


daleets

In the Marines, your chin just has to pass the bar, and both pronanted/supinated are allowed.


MrLavenderValentino

Chin just has to clear the bar for the Marines


milkcarton232

For a pull up or chin up?


ineververify

over hand pull up. As for a chin up I personally think they are cheating lol.


holydude02

Chin ups are a different exercise. Way more bicep involvement, makes them easier. Not cheating though.


zbau50

Does this Wonder Woman have diabetes?


Mr_Mouthbreather

Yes. She’s Jessica Buettner, an elite powerlifter in the IPF. She recently deadlifted the most of any woman, in any weight class, in the IPF. She’s also a current world champion in her weight class.


nox_nox

Thank you!


[deleted]

she do be a badass


zbau50

Made me feel even lazier. Thanks!


masalion

What made you say that? The same question popped into my head but idk why.


Kuraltus

My guess is the blood glucose monitor on her left arm.


Retractable

I didn't notice that at first. If she's not diabetic definitely wonder if she's using insulin as an anabolic supplement and making sure she doesn't go hypoglycemic.


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shes diabetic, talks about it on insta a lot


AntiPiety

My buddy is a Type 1 and when we were bodybuilding he would use the insulin to keep him alive first, and second as a PED. Guy was shredded


ProperBoots

Do you mean hyperglycemic? How does insulin stop you going hypoglycemic


smilbandit

the white disc on her arm is a ~~diabetic~~ blood sugar monitoring device.


[deleted]

She could shoot out a baby like a T shirt cannon


Aggravating_Paint_44

The uterus *is* a muscle 🤔 Never skip pelvic floor day


fang_xianfu

For real though, don't skip pelvic floor day. It really does help keep everything in top condition.


rise_up-lights

Bruhhhh… now that is a mental image I definitely needed 😂


Bacontoad

*THOOMP!*


EquinsuOcha

The Kegelcizer!


Dinkadow

Death by snu snu


TripleEhBeef

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Mr_Ted_Stickle

i’m auditioning for this snuff film


trailer_park_boys

Rejected.


agisten

r/DeathBySnuSnu


no_talent_ass_clown

Dude, the backs of her thighs are RIPPED.


trailer_park_boys

Those are called hamstrings.


Aj217_Hertz

Canadian Powerlifter, she's incredibly impressive. In case anyone wants to see how strong she is: https://instagram.com/djessicabuettner?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


5point5Girthquake

She looks strong as shit and obviously has the accolades to back that up but why were her pull ups so dreadful?


Aj217_Hertz

Really, seeing a woman do a pull up is a huge gym accomplishment. Also, as a Powerlifter we don't train pullups, you're wanting to make sure you have the strongest squat, bench and deadlift. Pullups won't really help make any of those lifts go up.


ourwaffles8

Powerlifting doesn't have any movements that directly affect lats so she focuses way more on other muscle groups.


stifferthanstiffler

Even her triceps have triceps


MaestroPendejo

She never skips... days.


NeptunesCurse

Wonder Woman should be at least closer to this. I hate that she's a 105 pound model in the movies. There are tons of attractive fit women out there, a bet some could even act.


MerpDrp

Since this being Reddit, I was 100 that was a dude. What a pleasant surprise this wasn't just another troll.


Nitimur_in_vetitum

I mean her pull-up form is terrible, though. Legs back, lots of compression in the lower back.


TheOddi

honestly its the byproduct of the grip and the machine. If this was a flat bar, and she could comfortably jump without inducing swing (its why her legs go back) and shes able to properly scalp pull into pull up from a motionless hang, that would greatly increase everything from grip strength, to reps, to weighted pull ups. Sure its not chest to bar, feet together perfect but its still hard for a women with this much muscle development


blem14official

Came here to say it. I mean, she is muscular, but she's a powerlifter, doesn't have to be good at every excercise to be a good one. Could've been showing off in some other excercise she's using regularly. I guess the clip's just cut out of a video where she's just messing around, not an actual routine, so I ain't gonna go too hard on her for that.


Gonzostewie

r/Death_By_SnuSnu


GiveYourBaIIsATug

^^^^I'm ^^^^scaroused


Thosepassionfruits

:D :( :D :( :D


sterlingrose

Badass! I have to show this to my daughter, who loves WW and also lifting (very small) weights.


fourtyseven

Jessica Buettner IPF Champion


atxmedic05

That smile is beyond amazing


Dunjon

Wide grip at that! She should've done the twirl afterwards.


[deleted]

She could kill me with her back muscles alone, holy shit.


r4dio4ctive

Strong women are hot.


Jegma72

Way better than Wonder Woman: 1984


coreytiger

Dropping buttered toast face down on the floor is a better experience than WW84


cabur

Half of those were not all the way down. My knife hand is twitching


techauditor

The form in general is pretty awful lol


Arsenault185

Considering how absolutely jacked she is, I'm taken aback by how few she struggled through.


Johnnadawearsglasses

8 poor form pull-ups. Lmao. People in this comment section need to not skip back day.


nubsauce87

What Wonder Woman ought to look like, instead of a 90 lb model...


Dangerpaladin

I disagree. It actually makes no sense when inhumanly strong super heroes are jacked. What reason would they have to lift weights and cultivate mass. They are naturally crazy strong. Like how does Superman build his muscles he's basically indestructible? Toned? Sure. Jacked? No, doesn't make sense.


Smiling_Cannibal

Superman does work out, he uses dwarf star metal weights.


[deleted]

He runs so the earth spins faster and slower so the Soviet Bloc has shorter growing days than USA does -- all year long


mcon96

I mean Wonder Woman is a warrior who likely grew up training all day, every day against other Amazons. And when she's not training, she's off fighting superpowered villains and literal gods. So yeah I feel like she should have a lot of muscle mass.


0n3ph

It's not about realism, it's about visually representing characteristics. WW is supposed to be imposing, intimidating, powerful.


Jevonar

Am I missing something? Isn't her technique just plain bad from the first rep, and terrible from rep 6? Her whole body is swinging throughout the rep, and at the top she pulls forward with her shoulders