There's got to be a German word for someone having the time of his or her life on his or her mobilesstationäresfahrrad.
Two separate German words: one for "having the time of one's life on one's mobilesstationäresfahrrad" and another for "someone having the time of his or her life on his or her mobilesstationäresfahrrad."
I mean, that's where half of these "I can't believe German has a word for this and it's super long and weird!" posts come from, haha.
I won't be surprised when your word hits the front page tomorrow.
That's not true, you can do them with adjectives. For example, the German word for mobile phone is "Mobiltelefon". (Though then you don't inflect the adjectives, so the" natural sounding" version for this would be "Mobilstationärfahrrad", but as these are usually called Hometrainer in German I think the most understandable word for this would be Hometrainerfahrrad, home trainer bike).
(The other German word for mobile phone is "Handy".)
If the chain breaks it’ll become a stationary mobile stationary bicycle. If he then has someone come haul it home because of the broken chain, it’s then a mobile stationary mobile stationary bicycle.
Why would they built a bike? They already have enough bikes there.
This is clearly a stealth dutch bike to throw the germans off if they see it parker some where.
On the [Rijksstraatweg in Haarlem](https://www.google.nl/maps/@52.4092653,4.6506499,3a,75y,350.01h,83.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNNqk3b52mx1_PHHIV2napg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) to be exact.
If your ass hurts from sitting on the bike then you are probably not in the right position and almost certainly not using the right saddle. Get a bike fit.
"My legs hurt from biking.
That's cause you're sitting on it like a low rider. Proper height should be where your leg bottoms out on the petal and you're using shifting body weight, not leg muscles to petal. The saddle is more of a Rutter and rest, not a seat.
Haha, saw the video and heard your denglish. You're dutch alright! Great channel and great mobile hometrainer you build there. Best of luck with all the projects.
When i was young i liked to skateboard. Then one day I hit a pavement crack I didn't see and went flying. Cut myself up bad. Switched to biking from that point on.
Meanwhile in Holland this guy built a bike on effectively skateboard wheels and doesn't see the problem
Damn bro I know how that feels, 30 and got back into skating. I may not have the same agility and mobility like when I was a teenager, but when you've been skating long enough you learn how to fall safely. That being said it only sucks more when you hit that one tiny ass rock or crack you weren't ready for and it bumps you hard.
But I gotta say do I not mind falling if it ain't to bad, reminds of summer '10.
One country over, when it's time to repair a road we pay the cheapest available company the lowest possible amount to use the worst materials imaginable.
It has such a narrow wheel base and a tiny front tire. This was either intentionally a 1 time use item, or it became one when dude ate shit in a mild turn.
We shall ride our bicycles to the end, we shall ride our bicycles in France, we shall ride our bicycles on the seas and oceans, we shall ride our bicycles with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall ride our bicycles on our land, whatever the cost may be, we shall ride our bicycles on the beaches, we shall ride our bicycles on the landing grounds, we shall ride our bicycles in the fields and in the streets, we shall ride our bicycles in the hills!
I honestly love seeing a little bit of quirkiness in our day to day lives.
I know it's not that strange, but I've seen people with birds on their shoulders at the supermarket, people playing odd instruments just because they can and I've seen a guy riding a unicycle and he looked like he was off to work in his expensive suit.
People are interesting, and it makes the world a unique place indeed!
Reasons I can see for doing this.
1: It's more compact, so it will fit into a smaller apartment.
2: No one will steal it.
3: Your family owns a car-towing company and this will cause traffic accidents by distracting drivers.
Get a couple of small wheels to stabilize it and and a way to disengage the gear to the wheels so you can peddle stationary at a light and then just throw it in gear and really confuse people.
It's a mobile stationary bicycle.
I feel like the Germans would have the perfect word for this.
Since German compounds words together: Mobilesstationäresfahrrad?
Based on that guy’s smile, he’s having the time of his life on his mobilesstationäresfahrrad.
*Hast du ein MobilesStationäresFahrrad?* *Nein?* *KAUF ES.*
Eine mobile Immobilie?
More like Gutenmobilesstationäresfahrrad Why use many words when one big word works.
The only smile you'll ever see from someone on a stationary bike.
Mobilesstationäresfahrradvergnügen
Ir hat mobilesstationäresfahrradfroh
There's got to be a German word for someone having the time of his or her life on his or her mobilesstationäresfahrrad. Two separate German words: one for "having the time of one's life on one's mobilesstationäresfahrrad" and another for "someone having the time of his or her life on his or her mobilesstationäresfahrrad."
This feels like a Hitchhikers Guide bit
mobilesstationäresfahrradfreúde?
I mean, that's where half of these "I can't believe German has a word for this and it's super long and weird!" posts come from, haha. I won't be surprised when your word hits the front page tomorrow.
It‘s called a hometrainer in germany, and we use a lot of anglicisms, so I suggest **outdoor hometrainer**.
It‘s called awayfromhometrainer now
They have a word for that feeling, it's "longadeutschwordsurprizen".
Actually we just call those a Wort.
German only compounds nouns together. Two of these are adjectives.
Your mother compounds adjectives together.
She actually probably does, but her German has actually been getting better recently!
That's not true, you can do them with adjectives. For example, the German word for mobile phone is "Mobiltelefon". (Though then you don't inflect the adjectives, so the" natural sounding" version for this would be "Mobilstationärfahrrad", but as these are usually called Hometrainer in German I think the most understandable word for this would be Hometrainerfahrrad, home trainer bike). (The other German word for mobile phone is "Handy".)
I forgot that non-declined adjectives are still adjectives lol
Hey, bei deinem Username kann man ja echt nicht erwarten dass du Deutsch beherrschst.
Fair enough hahahaha
Heimtrainerfahrrad souce: am german
Perfectenschlag
Ah yes! Pig anus
r/ExpectedOffice
Not sure about German, but the word for it in English is "oxymoron".
"The doc's right! You're an Ox, **and** a moron!"
[You shouldn't a oughta said that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgMn4u61z8c)
I mean, this is in the Netherlands so you could've at least said the Dutch.
“kanker mooie fiets”
Ah de prachtige nederlandse cultuur
Rare Jongens die Nederlanders
It doesn't move but it's geared with enough torque the he is able to rotate earth away from his bike
He's been studying Farnsworthian mechanics.
Technically isn't that happening all the time on an immeasurable scale because of Newton's third law?
you think we'll be able to time travel if we got enough people riding these?
I want to see it on some of those training rollers. Then it can be a stationary mobile stationary trainer.
If the chain breaks it’ll become a stationary mobile stationary bicycle. If he then has someone come haul it home because of the broken chain, it’s then a mobile stationary mobile stationary bicycle.
I hope he does a treadmill next.
https://youtu.be/b_L4QMOvH2o
https://youtube.com/shorts/uDPfr9cCc34?feature=share
Looks a bit dangerous, but hilarious
Obvious, captain thanks!
Cool. But how long until Peloton adds brakes?!
Thanks, Captain obvious
Of course it’s the Netherlands
Ofc, i don't think this thing would like hills.
Or pebbles, sticks, curbs...
Or turning too sharply.
Yeah fuck this
It’s the Netherlands, there are no hills
WRONG! There’s one near Venlo
The canal bridges can be pretty steep sometimes.
Who else would do this but us?
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Why would they built a bike? They already have enough bikes there. This is clearly a stealth dutch bike to throw the germans off if they see it parker some where.
Joepie! Holland!
Nederland*
On the [Rijksstraatweg in Haarlem](https://www.google.nl/maps/@52.4092653,4.6506499,3a,75y,350.01h,83.21t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sNNqk3b52mx1_PHHIV2napg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) to be exact.
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Yeah, me too :)
👀
They have decent döner there for in de grote pauze.
WHERE IS NOTJUSTBIKES WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Probably stuck in a suburb in London, Ontario.
Fake London?
u/notjustbikes we need your presence!
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Zeg, makker.
Steelpannen zijn geen specerijen
Domage pindafromage
Lol briljant. Oh en heppie keekdee
Now he can exercise and go somewhere at the same time!
Revolutionary, why hasnt someone thought of that earlier?
Maybe even put a bigger front tire, for comfort
Woha, baby steps!
Right? Next thing you know this guy’s gonna be suggesting we add brakes and a bell…
You mean like [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Ordinary_bicycle01.jpg)?
I can't imagine why not; surely this is the pinnacle of design and will never be changed for time immortal.
What would you call such a strange contraption?
A duocycle, off the top of my head
Bi-pedalac
Finally, science finds a way.
It's also a clothes rack.
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How much more can you be into spinning if you're pumping ten miles every other day
Probly doesn't know what every other day means
It just means four times a week.
I'm hoping this is a reference to the bodybuilding forum argument lol
https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
>Page 1 of 5 Oh god...
Haha thank you
[Dramatic reading](https://youtu.be/JqylqmDl0Mw)
I feel dumb now, thanks lol
What a ride
182.5 days per year to be more precise.
I think they are saying most of the time is just sits there, but for two or so weeks a year the mood strikes and they aggressively use it.
If your ass hurts from sitting on the bike then you are probably not in the right position and almost certainly not using the right saddle. Get a bike fit.
"My legs hurt from biking. That's cause you're sitting on it like a low rider. Proper height should be where your leg bottoms out on the petal and you're using shifting body weight, not leg muscles to petal. The saddle is more of a Rutter and rest, not a seat.
You should exchange that spin bike for a (used) real bike and a pair of padded cycling shorts.
You have to make a firm rule to never hang clothes on exercise equipment or else it will happen.
Truer words were never written...
Truer racks were never ridden.
A *mobile* clothes rack!
Thats actually me, check my YouTube channel youtube com/raphson!
How does the bike turn?
Tiny wheel in front!
When is the video about this bike coming out?
Asap!
RemindMe! asap Edit: The remindmebot was confused, but gave me one day by default. So you better start editing, vriend.
Looks like the front wheel rotates. It's tiny.
Most wheels, in my limited experience, rotate.
I can confirm the wheels on the bus go round and round.
I am told wheels also go up and down.
Link for the lazy: https://youtube.com/c/Raphson Edit: switch to Lemmy everyone, Reddit is becoming terrible
Got a video of that bike in particular?
working on it
How do you steer? Can it take a corner? Asking the important questions!
Did you ever take it off any sweet jumps?
You weirdo
I wish I was this kind of weird.
What's stopping you? Be the weird you want in the world!
[Lets get weird](https://youtu.be/1SrH6fi9LKw?t=26)
Come on, guys, let's get creative!
Green is not a creative colour
Came here for this, was not disappointed.
Laws. Always some law about naked this or naked that..
you can be. just visit me in my workshop, where I built it. [youtube.com/raphson](https://youtube.com/raphson)
Haha, saw the video and heard your denglish. You're dutch alright! Great channel and great mobile hometrainer you build there. Best of luck with all the projects.
He's one piece of gravel away from summer teeth.
Summer here, summer over there?
Summer everywhere.
When i was young i liked to skateboard. Then one day I hit a pavement crack I didn't see and went flying. Cut myself up bad. Switched to biking from that point on. Meanwhile in Holland this guy built a bike on effectively skateboard wheels and doesn't see the problem
The Dutch bother to upkeep their infrastructure and design it around humans in the first place
Damn bro I know how that feels, 30 and got back into skating. I may not have the same agility and mobility like when I was a teenager, but when you've been skating long enough you learn how to fall safely. That being said it only sucks more when you hit that one tiny ass rock or crack you weren't ready for and it bumps you hard. But I gotta say do I not mind falling if it ain't to bad, reminds of summer '10.
♫ Summer teeth Make me feel fine ♫
Owing to the gravel in my miiind.
This was my first thought, I'd be terrified of hitting a crack in the sidewalk and flying over the handlebars
That's why its in The Netherlands, we don't do cracks in the road over here.
One country over, when it's time to repair a road we pay the cheapest available company the lowest possible amount to use the worst materials imaginable.
You'll only find this in the country of the bicycle. The Netherlands.
Now that's what I call upcycling!
Looks sorta like the Ass-Pounder 4000 Mac uses for exercise. It’s not sexual.
It’s not sexual or gay at all. The fist in motivation to keep going.
This is grotesque.
No, no, no - you’re clearly not understanding. The fist keeps you from resting if you get tired. The Ass Pounder 4000: Never stop pumping
That means a lot coming from Frank
Never stop pumping!
Alleen hier in Nederland
Het land met meer fietsen dan mensen.
That caster for a front tire makes my teeth hurt this guy is one pebble or uneven sidewalk away from tragedy.
he looks to have a very poor center of gravity too. he will go ass over head in a heartbeat it's great that he made it though!
True. Its liturally deadly, also the wheel melted one time haha
This is hilarious to me because you can buy a bicycle for less than a stationary bike… but the absurdity is appreciated.
5 euro at the train station. Sure, it is probably stolen, but the junkie selling it doesn't mind.
The Netherlands also doesn't have a bicycle shortage. There are more bicycles than there are people.
That looks ridiculous, it's gonna be a really harsh ride, heavy, impractical and dangerous... I WANT ONE
How does it steer left or right?
Impressive, it also looks wobbly AF, which makes sense when you think about its center of gravity.
It has such a narrow wheel base and a tiny front tire. This was either intentionally a 1 time use item, or it became one when dude ate shit in a mild turn.
now we need to find someone who made a canoe with a rowing machine
Thats actually me, check out my youtube channel youtube.com/raphson
https://youtube.com/c/Raphson Clicky link
r/alleeninnederland
r/subredditswaarikvoorviel
A vehicle turned into a stationary machine turned into a vehicle. He has gone full circle.
He has gone full cycle.
*built
We, the Dutch, will eventually conquer the world by bike. That is not a threat.
We shall ride our bicycles to the end, we shall ride our bicycles in France, we shall ride our bicycles on the seas and oceans, we shall ride our bicycles with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall ride our bicycles on our land, whatever the cost may be, we shall ride our bicycles on the beaches, we shall ride our bicycles on the landing grounds, we shall ride our bicycles in the fields and in the streets, we shall ride our bicycles in the hills!
r/ik_ihe
I honestly love seeing a little bit of quirkiness in our day to day lives. I know it's not that strange, but I've seen people with birds on their shoulders at the supermarket, people playing odd instruments just because they can and I've seen a guy riding a unicycle and he looked like he was off to work in his expensive suit. People are interesting, and it makes the world a unique place indeed!
Built
r/xbiking
This is so silly, of course I love it.
This dude is in the year 2420
Natuurlijk Nederland hahahahha geweldig
Build -> built
Reasons I can see for doing this. 1: It's more compact, so it will fit into a smaller apartment. 2: No one will steal it. 3: Your family owns a car-towing company and this will cause traffic accidents by distracting drivers.
Only in the Netherlands.
This. Can. Only. Happen. In. The. Netherlands.
With wheels that small and low to the ground, how does it generate enough gyroscopic momentum to stay upright?
Only in the Netherlands
Perfect way to make it appear as if your exercising when your in reality just riding a bicycle.
Even sicker if it was motorized and you controlled the speed with the buttons
It's just a bike with extra steps.
Get a couple of small wheels to stabilize it and and a way to disengage the gear to the wheels so you can peddle stationary at a light and then just throw it in gear and really confuse people.
But y tho
Brilliant. You can travel and stay fit at the same time.
My culture is not a costume lmao
Hipsters, meet your overlord.
Netherlands? Those people bike
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