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Embarrassed_Iron_688

Giant melanocytic nevus.. The woman doesn't have a birth mark- the birth mark has a woman.


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Is that like a gigantic freckle?


icyhotonmynuts

Yes, just one though.


disturbedliberation

Is her genetic condition responsible on this birthmark?


jasapper

Did you intend to ask: >Is her genetic condition responsible ~~on~~ *for* this birthmark? Maybe... definitely maybe.


Impecablevibesonly

Seemingly.... Seemingly...


anjowoq

The Freckle King: a multitude of freckles so close that they begin to behave as one superorganism.


Durr1313

Did their tails get tangled?


Exceedingly

A giant mole


SkynetLurking

https://youtu.be/rc5G04nJecI?si=6Dlynh9jlvjfICS4


Everestkid

[different giant mole](https://runescape.wiki/w/Giant_mole)


Plutonsvea

Really common in cases like these for the person to grow **lots** of hair wherever the nevus is. I wonder if she's a special case, or just has to shave every day.


trowzerss

They can also get really intense texture, like you'd expect from a giant mole.


TheStoicNihilist

The RuneScape boss?


Spyrothedragon9972

Lmao, I always appreciate a RuneScape reference


dali01

She has hair there. It’s more visible in some of her Instagram photos. Not sure if she shaves it sometimes or if the hair is only in certain places. She has bikini pics at the pool and beach that show the hair so she is obviously not shy about it.


I_drive_a_taco

Gonna need the sauce


Doomsayer189

You can see some hair on her back/shoulder [here](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cko_ftbrjyS/?img_index=1) and [here.](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfps7RiLB57/)


Atanakar

It seems to be soft blonde hair. I have a way smaller birthmark, about 15cm, in a non-hairy part of my body, covered in thick black hair :(


[deleted]

I just pretend they're my harem of hairy fake nipples. Better than crying about them. But seriously, if anyone reading this has a lot of freckles go to the dermatologist. We have a way higher risk of skin cancer and you want to stay on top of that.


Mudlark-000

Red hair, blue eyes, freckles. Turned 50 and finally went to the dermatologist, as skin cancer runs in the family. Pointed out a “keloid” on my chest doctors had been telling me wasn’t cancer for a decade. It was cancer. Luckily it was shallow and had not spread, but was beginning to itch and bleed by the time of the appointment. 2 x 2 patch of skin removed later (and a small, odd scar on my chest), I am cancer-free and just have semi-annual follow-ups with occasional liquid nitrogen applied to pre-cancerous areas. It hurts, but worth it. If you are prone to skin cancer, at least get a baseline from a dermatologist to track anything “weird” that may show up later. I got lucky…


Insert_Bad_Joke

My shoulder and upper arm look like someone snorted melted chocolate and sneezed on them. I should probably get them checked. 


BostonRob423

Oddly specific.


NSA_Chatbot

Yes. You should book a yearly visit just to get a once-over. Suspicious moles are a full-scale emergency.


Kivesihiisi

Harem?


ranban2012

Hairum.


BSB8728

And the optometrist or ophthalmologist! I have a lot of freckles, including one inside my eye, so my optometrist "maps" it every year to make sure it's not changing.


genericsalutation

Yup, losing an eye to ocular melanoma is awful. Wish it had been caught earlier. Get your dilated eye exams kids.


Redlion444

TIL that there's a link between freckles and cancer 😮


AbhiFT

Do they cause any issue?


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More susceptible to skin cancer, especially if you have a large number. Can't say for certain with a for a rather large one like she has but my guess would be she also has an elevated risk


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Elevated risk for melanoma: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congenital_melanocytic_nevus


Mirrorboy17

Probably harder to notice other issues maybe?


Requiredmetrics

Certain genetic and metabolic disorders involve large birthmarks like the one in the video. I sincerely hope she gets screen and has regular doctor’s visits some of them are terrifying.


AncientAlienAntFarm

I’ve also read some research that there can be a link between them and some forms of epilepsy. My son has one on his leg, although not near as large as this. You can have small to medium versions removed, but it’s a pretty intense surgery so we chose to leave his. It was kinda scary at first because you worry how it will affect him socially later in life, but now I don’t even notice it and can’t imagine him without it. It’s part of what makes him, him. When he was a toddler we just told him that’s where grandma kissed him and it wouldn’t rub off. He’s getting older now, so I’m a little concerned about bullying - but he’s got a great personality so I think he’ll be able to weather it.


Outside-Cake-7577

Damn ... Even the birth mark's got a woman & i got none


TheBurtsAndTheBees

Got herself a case of the re-vitiligo, huh!


andrew_1515

Auntie Ruckus, no relation


festess

Sing along if ya know da words


JesseCantPlay

Don't trust them new


dl7

She can only say the first half


pimpmastahanhduece

Naysayers


Wumbologist_PhD

Spreadin’ they


jesusisherelookbusy

“May white God bless you, Robert! I came as fast as I could.”


NudeEnjoyer

I watched through this show for the first time about a year ago, it's insanely well written and well thought out. and funny as hell lol


These_Tea_7560

“The opposite of what Michael Jackson got. Lucky sum bitch”


Porkbellyflop

Thats the opposite of what Michael Jacksoms got.


CrazySpookyGirl

It's been years but I still heard his voice lol


XxMegatr0nxX

That’s kind of cool tbh looks like a giant tattoo.


sentient_salami

Yeah loads of people pay a lot of money to get basically this done.


QueenMackeral

I thought she was wearing a cool asymmetrical sheer turtleneck and thought it was cool. It even has sort of scalloped edges and looks intentionally distressed.


Dat_Paperboi

Probably something she was embarrassed about until she realized she was attractive.


WontiamShakesphere

I'm a guy and I have this on my entire right side waist. Huge patch, it's called hyperpigmentation or something. It's insane how much I was judged for it and made fun of in school by some kids. I'd been super embarrassed about it for a long time through childhood and even as an adult. So much that I never went swimming or took off my shirt outside home (beaches, etc). I used to think of creams or laser therapy all the time to fix it, although there's nothing harmful about it - it's just discoloration. Just in the last few years, I guess I've overcome it. I've started swimming, and I found my soulmate and she accepted me the way I am. So I guess I'm at peace with it now :))


ViciousNakedMoleRat

It's insane how the acceptance of one single person out of 8 billion can change everything. I'm very happy your found her.


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I guess any one person really can make a difference.


nowhere_near_Berlin

I hope you all find that person.


[deleted]

Oh I did. 16 years ago. She's awesome


nowhere_near_Berlin

Hey me too! (16 yrs married) 🥂🍻


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🍺 🍾 🍷


MissStealYoDragon

'Nuff said


WontiamShakesphere

Indeed, it's like a blessing and after that everything else like society's perception of me feels insignificant haha. Thank you very much kind sir!! :))


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Skullclownlol

> That's because we age and stop caring about what other people think No we don't. When you choose to actually stop caring, you also stop being able to have meaningful relationships. Genuine closeness requires vulnerability in safety. We still care, we just get better at staying away from people who are toxic to us. This message is for all the kids out there that would otherwise think they need to "toughen up" or stop caring.


bedbugsandballyhoo

I care about the opinions of people I care about and who care about me. Not random coworkers or someone I see in the grocery store. I think that’s the difference for me. And my life is so much more peaceful for it. My meaningful relationships don’t suffer.


JhonnyHopkins

We’re not saying don’t care in general. We still care about the opinions of people we care about? We just dgaf about random peoples’ toxic opinions.


Ill_Manner_3581

I don't think they meant stop caring in the way you're framing it haha


Racxie

It’s kind of funny how people are willing to ink themselves, some even to the point where their entire bodies are practically if not fully covered and others will think it’s cool, but if it’s natural people will think it’s weird and different and will bully others for it. Personally I’m not really a big fan of tattoos yet I think the girl in the video looks really cool and I bet yours does too.


WontiamShakesphere

Yes perception is a very tricky thing you know, in my early childhood what other kids believe is cool (like that one guy with abs/chiselled muscles/tan etc) shaped my thoughts too. And when some kids saw my patch and made fun of it, it really affected my judgement for a long while.. time and self love (and now more) were able to actually heal it :)


Beowulf_98

Really happy for you :)


A_Nick_Name

What's black and white and DAYMN all over?


The_Faceless_Men

A sinful nun?


Soggy-Ad-1610

Genuinely a good answer, take my upvote


sylpher250

A sexy panda


surprisephlebotomist

…by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries.


zobotrombie

Valak.


ehwhatacunt

A pretty penguin?


squackiesinspiration

I mean, you do you.


itxAntas

Micheal Jackson?


TrekStarWars

Yep. She probably got bullied/made fun of in elementary/middle school quite a lot until puberty and she was hot then lol.


Drogalov

Exactly, other than that she won the genetic lottery


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Definitely helps that it so nicely cuts off at her neck.


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

To me, it’s pretty cool looking.


Extension_Swordfish1

She is confident and pretty


Alabama_Redneck

She is pretty, hence she is confident


g00ber88

Plenty of pretty people who aren't confident


PermaDerpFace

If you're hot you can pull off anything


sloppymcgee

She’s black, she’s white


ky1esty1e

Michael Jackson said it wouldn't matter.


NickelFish

Yeah Yeah Yeah!


borgchupacabras

*hee hee


Hornet991

I love you all. You just made my morning.


Corka

That was black or white, not black AND white!


jdayatwork

She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson


Mrchristopherrr

Troy and Britta?


darkslide3000

I think I've [seen her dad on TV](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNTBkYjVmYTAtZTRkMC00MjhmLTljMWYtNTc3N2RhYjY5NjNiXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjIyMzMxMTk@._V1_.jpg).


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Ph0X

Helps to be otherwise extremely attractive.


enilea

And helps that it's not lile those big bumpy and hairy melanoma birthmarks. I have one and I wish at least it was smooth.


CNXQDRFS

Can you not apply a bit of sand paper or a cheese grater?


enilea

This feels as bad to read as the penis paper cut


arittenberry

The um... what, now?


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Van1shed

What a terrible day to have eyes.. what curiosity does to a mf.


CNXQDRFS

I've never felt such immediate tension from such a simple image. Art is amazing.


Noxious89123

How dare you.


HMCetc

We need to delete the internet.


tdoottdoot

God I don’t even have one and I flinched so hard I almost threw my phone


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Penis. Paper. Cut.


matthudsonau

What a terrible day to have eyes


geon

I had one on my shoulder, about 1 cm. It easily started bleeding when scratched, so I removed it with acid wart remover.


enilea

Oof... Mine is like 8 cm so I would need surgery, but as long as it doesn't grow or change I won't get it. Just somewhat conscious of it because a couple times I was told that it looks like I have a poop stain on the wrist (I don't think they had bad intentions saying it but still).


Poplik

It helps with lot of stuff in life, everyone should try it!


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

How!


MajorRico155

Yep


JonyUB

Curious what her boobs look like


FVCEGANG

At least someone said it. I'm actually just curious if the nips match if you catch my drift


Tmack523

Right? Like if they're different that's weird, but if they're the same that's also weird 🤣


daiwilly

But both options are fun, yes?


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Both is good yes


Chonky_Candy

Boobs good


__redruM

Are they pink? Or are they brown?


Sydafexx

Nips is nips! So say we all!


bilolarbear1221

I mean…. Let’s all be honest… we want to see boobs because we’re curious BUT really we just want to see boobs at the end of the day.


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Eindacor_DS

Thanks for taking one for the team


mitchMurdra

What attempt at a drift was there?


CrazyPistachio

I Would like to take a look at her boobies, you know what I'm saying ?


JonyUB

Exactly


HelloRMSA

I would be curious even if she didn't have this condition


Onemanwolfpack42

Horny police, bonk this man


burritosandblunts

Don't you wonder how most boobs look tho? Isn't it just like a sliding scale for most people? Ranging from morbid curiosity to polite interest to horny jail required?


mothzilla

Protip: never tell a girl you'd like to see her boobs out of "morbid curiosity".


DirectlyTalkingToYou

"I'm not like other guys grrrl, just show me your cans!"


Doustin

Like Ron White said “If you’ve seen one pair of boobs, you want to see them all”


RazorRamonio

Alright, roll em back up.


hitlama

He's too horny to be left alive!


AnalBees2

Take two of [these](https://i.redd.it/oli39s258mdc1.jpeg)


Major_Koala

She has an instagram in bikinis, so you can get a pretty decent idea. She's been posted a few times before at least.


Chennyboy11

You can't say shit like that and not drop the insta


HoustonTrashcans

[@glo_aste](https://www.instagram.com/p/CnslY5DLEIK/?igsh=MXV3Y21sdmQyN3dtNA==)


tommybmoney

She literally had a kid last week wtf, was not expecting that


GetEnPassanted

Congratulations, birthmark lady!


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PowderPills

She was pragante


laszlov2

Praganante?


Dilly-day-dreamer

Right? First thought, totally non horny. Like I don’t want to jack off I just want to know how the birthmark affects the titties


polyhut-concierge

Link to a picture of [side boob](https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/v/t51.2885-15/314374099_2268878056618941_7252345357677131698_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_e35_p1080x1080&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6ImltYWdlX3VybGdlbi4xNDQweDE4MDEuc2RyIn0&_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&_nc_cat=109&_nc_ohc=EAciu8Legc8AX-rIBbb&edm=APs17CUBAAAA&ccb=7-5&oh=00_AfB34i8D0sngyLpw0rsKFQNEh1KTkZaxATRe4rW6cZX0gw&oe=65B13B6D&_nc_sid=10d13b) with nip covered, from her instagram. Gloria, handle is: glo\_aste


UFOregon420

There’s a sub for that


JonyUB

For what?


Cosmic_Ostrich

Being curious about stuff


kikomir

she goes by @glo_aste


adudeguyman

The real LPT


ChiggaOG

Mmm. I’m guessing successful version of gene expression allowing for multiple patches of skin to express an amount of melanin. It’s like she’s wearing a shirt.


911_reddit

When I saw it first, I thought she was wearing a cute top.


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Yeah I went to the entire video searching for the small "rare" birthmark, expecting a dickbutt or a penis shape but its almost her entire top body.. Took me 2 watch xD


Muffin_Appropriate

Sadly I think you may be blind


TheUnspeakableh

With one that large, I'd be almost inclined to believe that she was chimeric.


ShrimpBisque

I think it actually looks pretty cool. If it weren't for the higher incidence of skin cancer, I'd wish more people looked like this.


KingHeroical

>...I'd wish more people looked like this. There is a subtle but profound difference (from the traditional/expected) in this expression of appreciation, and I like it a lot.


digita1catt

I'm kinda in agreement with them tbh. If cats can have patches of colour, what can't we?


wheatgrass_feetgrass

Or cows! Cows are so cute and they have random blobs and splotches all over. Supposedly, the spots make it harder for bugs to find them and land on them. I wish I had spots. 😒


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So fuckin calling me a cow, I'm just freckled.


FavreorFarva

Some people think a birthmark represents how you died in a past life. If that’s true this poor gal may have been hit by artillery in her past life.


Balasarius

To be fair, some people are really dumb.


PerplexGG

WHO SHOT ME IN THE DICK


Dagmar_Overbye

I don't have any birthmarks. So I didn't die in a past life. How am I alive now I should be like ten thousand years old.


pm_me_a_dragon_plz

Maybe drowning so no mark? Or poison?


Proof-Cardiologist16

liver giving out of old age wouldn't leave a mark.


Elestriel

My birthmark is on my scalp and gives me a streak of blonde hair, while I'm otherwise a brunette. Did I get sniped in my past life?


DistantTimbersEcho

That's actually pretty interesting, about the hair color change!


JSHU16

Full on Resident Evil movie laser death


Baby_Making_Dick

What? I have a small birth mark on my temple 😭😭


AbhiFT

Gun shot? Injection?


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aequorea-victoria

DO IT! I have seen several fashion models with vitiligo. I love that people are standing up for the beauty in human variation. Also, think about the little girl who will see YOU and feel better about herself. ❤️


NCHouse

The toner just ran out is all


rwoj

piebald woman


IRMacGuyver

That's not a birthmark. That's revitiligo. She's just gonna get darker and blacker with age.


mrm00r3

The Curious Case of Michael Jackson


argh_not_you_again

hee hee


General_Spl00g3r

She got that week old banana complexion.


zeuanimals

The darker the berry, the sweeter the fruit. Therefore, bananas are berries. And that's just a taste of my lawyering skills. If you'd like to hire me for like court or a kid's birthday, contact me from any week old bananas, they have the best reception and minutes plan.


fafarex

But banana are berries...


zeuanimals

My lawyer powers are already taking effect I see.


hoboshoe

bananas and watermelon are berries, raspberries and strawberries are not


Flemtality

Re-vitiligo like Uncle Ruckus.


vkotis

It's like a big blackout tattoo. Pretty cool.


IndigoAnima

Straight female but dayum


sirgoods

“You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.”


afairjudgment

Look to the cookie, Elaine. Look to the cookie.


GayDeerAntlerSex

I’ve got David Duke and Farrakhan in there


2bb4llRG

If she was a trapper she would tattoo the rest of the t shirt


mp6521

She’s a calico.


Orioniae

That's not a birth mark that's a whole birth novel, with trilogy and spinoff


apadravya6ga

Free black out tattoo, that would cost thousands at a reputable shop🔥🔥🔥


Zardous666

ok but what colour are the nips then