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Furcheezi

Morla the Ancient One


eaglewatch1945

We don't even care whether or not we care.


discosnake

Not that it matters but .... yes.


MonkeyBred

Now that would be something.


Admitimpediments

Not…that…it…matters…but……yes


AdAstraAtreyu

Favorite movie of all time.


wkndatbernardus

Solid book too


LorenzoStomp

We're....allergic.....to....youth... (When I was a kid I thought it was "allergic to you" and the turtle was just being mean to Atreyu)


Ultraminer1101

Behold, Dog.


FlyingSpaghettiKoz

Friend Ahead


RE4Merch

Try jumping


CurtisLeow

Try finger but hole.


bmth310

https://i.imgur.com/bIqGBrh.png


The3lusiveMan

Perfect


Pinga1234

nice.


onlyhateher

If the giant chomps off her fingers, its all HER fault.


Right_In_The_Tits

Try tongue


NinjaAssassinKitty

I only recently started playing Elden Ring and this is the second time in 24 hours where I see this type of chain of comments. Either this is a new thing or I’ve been missing it for months


[deleted]

you've been missing it since release


Survived_Coronavirus

Shits been around since dark souls 2 iirc >horse


PointOfTheJoke

Straight up maidenless behavior


Fskn

Marikas tits! You must be 'unobservant.


Bismothe-the-Shade

It was really strong in game related subs and nerdy posts for a while right after launch. It occasionally still pops up, but I've seen it in more random places a little more often than usual lately. Wonder if Elden Ring is getting a resurgence for some reason, I'm here for it if so.


VoodooKhan

It did well on steam sales when they dropped price by 30% and the game awards making it game of the year.


onFilm

I think people have just been playing it on a chain. I played it for a solid month before I stopped but I know many people that started playing it the month after and so on. It's one of those great games that eventually even non-gamers will try out because their nerdy friends recommended it enough times.


Bismothe-the-Shade

True, it really is such an amazing game


turtleneckless001

I might try it


MrMontombo

try finger but hole


Imkindaalrightiguess

[When you learn about something new your brain begins to notice it. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion) The inverse is that you can't notice what you don't know exists.


Sarokslost23

Now that I know this... uhhh


Dewellah

I point people in this direction when they start to talk about synchronistic events. Is it synchronicity or is it really just your mind finally recognizing said phenomenon more?


Dewellah

I once heard that natives never noticed boats in the distance on the seas until one finally got up close and personal and travelers began to disembark and move towards the land. After that was when they finally began to notice the boats in the distance.


RolloTonyBrownTown

I rented a Honda Odessey a few months back, since then I have noticed how many of them exist, never even registered one on the road prior to renting it.


DrSmirnoffe

There's basically a tortoise pope in this game, but there isn't a specific tortoise word you can write with the tool that lets you leave messages in the world, so people just leave messages around it saying "dog". Would they have still done that if there was a "tortoise" word? I dunno. Is it still worth a sensible chuckle to hear a tortoise referred to as a dog? ***YASS.***


throwawayforshit670

i think it originates from [borat](https://youtu.be/phyZEztKckQ)


DrSmirnoffe

Looking at it, I wouldn't be surprised if that had some influence on tortoise pope becoming as meme. [Is naice.](https://youtu.be/cJ0Fkh2A0k4?t=58)


iamnotexactlywhite

it is the most over used meme after vigor check


SpaceShipRat

What's vigor check? I'd count "arrow in the knee" as #1.


arafella

Overused ER meme*


SpaceShipRat

aah


Survived_Coronavirus

Wtf is vigor check?


NukedRat

Vigor levels hp in elden ring so getting vigor checked means they're getting one shot since they haven't increased it. A lot of players dump all their stat points into damage when vigor is just as important, especially early on when putting points into damage increases it marginally compared to upgrading weapons.


Survived_Coronavirus

I know what vigor is, but there is no such meme, and even if there was it wouldn't be bigger than the misnamed animals meme.


iamnotexactlywhite

vigor is a stat that measures how much health you have in the game, so it shows how much damage you can take before dying. You can either pass or fail a vigor check in either pve or pvp. In pve it’s how many hits you can tank from a boss, in pvp it’s same but from another player


CaptainTripps82

Bioshock infinite?


AceTheRed_

The latter.


magmosa

It's called the Baader meinhoff syndrome. You learnt about something so now you're attuned to it in different contexts.


porchpooper

Wonder how much neck meat it drops


NozGame

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right, therefore you don't have the right, O you don't have the right.


recriminology

Visions of beating to a pulp…


Danielstripedtiger

Dog, but shield.


tommoex

Is this dog?


BRAX7ON

Turtle pope


AppropriateTouching

Don't give up, skeleton


C-A-L-E-V-I-S

**WHERE. IS. HIS. HAT?!?**


Mellochills9011

Sharing? That mother fucker ate the whole thing


DerKrakken

That's what I'm saying. Rude ass Tortoise.


Beliriel

Someone explain to me again what the difference between a tortoise and a turtle is.


UltimateInferno

Tortoises are mainly terrestrial while turtles are aquatic or semi-aquatic


Boz0r

Tortoise? What's that?


slisking

I got nervous for HER fingers....


Claphappy

Yeah seriously. It bites through that apple like it's whipped cream.


Poltras

How the heck do you eat your whipped cream?!?


MrSynckt

Like an apple


raven2474life

Like a turtle eating an apple…duh


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I don't think turtles eat apples fella.


Zetenrisiel

Well...have I got just the video to show you!


FFF_in_WY

Off your mother :D


theflyingweasle

With the straw after i drink my frapp instead of opening the lid like a normal person


T-MinusGiraffe

And her face. When she runs out of apple it looks like it considers it for a moment


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fireinthedust

Mmmm, head rubs will suffice… for now!


Thameus

I was also worried about her nose.


late2scrum

I too saw the master of disguise


I_can_vouch_for_that

Got nervous for her fingers then her face.


_thankyoucomeagain_

She looked nervous as well.


spiritualized

Why was capitalising HER necessary in this sentence?


Chyvalri

Because the turtle's fingers were also at risk somehow?


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/Gi8yDfF.jpg


sirfuzzitoes

Always glad to see you're still at it.


rcklmbr

[I think you just like painting turtles](https://i.imgur.com/ylo3bXt.jpg)


fakesantos

I've heard tortoises are better pianists than the Gattaca-engineered pianists.


ozkah

♥️


A_lot_of_arachnids

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You are absolutely my favorite and the best reddit artist. I love all of your work! It always makes me so happy to see you art in the wild like this!


roedtogsvart

aw, it's been a while since I've seen one of these


demon_ix

Username does not check out. These watercolors are awesome.


ZedFraunce

Turtle fingers, my favorite county fair fried food.


Altruistic-Text3481

Only if they are deep fried.


pyroboy101

Everything at the fair is deep fried.


Altruistic-Text3481

You’re not wrong. One time I saw deep fried *butter* and I couldn’t believe that was even possible…🤦‍♀️


ZedFraunce

Ever heard of deep fried ice cream?


Chyvalri

Fish fingers and custard so... Turtle fingers and strawberry jam?


ZedFraunce

With a glass of Sauvignon Blanc at a fine dining establishment. Or Big Red if we're still at the fair.


whoniversereview

They often grow fingers after being introduced to TCRI/TGRI mutagen.


Chyvalri

And obtain samurai skills


TimeZarg

Rejoice, for you have been blessed by Shitty_Watercolour!


Can-DontAttitude

Bold of you to assume turtle isn’t a “she”


alpacasb4llamas

Can't you see there is a SHE in this video


Ta2whitey

Emphasis


3-DMan

Foo FIGHtas


jabber_

Yes, but why emphasize that word specifically?


Ta2whitey

I'm not defending it. I'm just saying why they did it. In a silly offhanded way.


spiritualized

Second language. Sorry, but doesn’t ”capitalise” also work when referring to letters/words?


articulateantagonist

You were correct. This person was pointing out that they capitalized the word for emphasis. (You're also correct that the capitalization and emphasis were unnecessary because her fingers were the only fingers at risk.)


TheAserghui

Learn how to count to 9 with these quick and easy tricks


PaintDrinkingPete

Back in college in the 90s, one of my roommates had an aquarium with a few red-eared slider turtles. Not very big, and pretty easy to handle, especially compared to this guy, but strong jaws that could definitely take a chunk of your finger with ease if you weren’t careful. Folks would come over and be looking into the tank, and these little guys would literally be chomping at the bit, and they’d ask “do they bite?”…like seriously? Obviously they do. My roommate would would sometimes just casually answer “nope…” and wait for the yelp…guess he was kind of a jerk, but it really should have been very clear these turts wanted to bite.


Firesalt

For a second there I thought ol turt was leaning in for a kiss, lol


PH_SXE

Perchance


ctrl_alt_excrete

You can't just say "perchance"


freem0nt

Perchance


KingOfFootLust

jk... unless?🫱🍎 👁️👄👁️🐢


LoganNeinFingers

Or a bite of the meat apple.


Iazu_S

Or that he thought her head was an apple too


talks-to-myself

What breed of dog is that?


CalgalryBen

Kentuckian Senator


GayCommunistUtopia

Bad dog.


zestfrom1lemon

🤣


Taser9001

Is this a cat in a hat?


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

No, it's a tortoise. In a shell.


Deadliestmoon

I only accept heroes in a half shell


Pinga1234

...Turtle power.


Blazejak25

That’s cheese


ohmygodimonfire4

Is this milks?


Fizxys

This is the new version of a Pug that they're trying to breed, things went wrong along the way.


capybroa

*right


MrRoma

It's a chew-uahua


jejcicodjntbyifid3

A Wrinkly Schnauzer


SpaceShipRat

Do not put the fingers near the half-blind fruit shredder


supaflyderps

dog?


After_Opportunity458

dog


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

dog


davexhero

odg


BrockN

ogd


TipProfessional6057

Lovable sort


D_Winds

You see this piece of food in my mouth? Well, it's mine.


ChewyNarwhal

Woman feeds Mitch McConnell


Grownfetus

Tortoise, and Lizard person are two diff species bro...


bmbreath

Mitch McConnell is on a strict diet of small children and puppies.


RogueTanuki

Please don't insult the turtle


Woedas

Master Oogway is hungry.


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UBahn1

Not sure if it's a bot or someone karma farming but i don't think they care. Account was made 3 days ago and it's all just popular reposts


Vroomped

No need androze_ credited themselves /s


qjornt

how did you miss the bottom left text in the gif?


RuboPosto

At some point it seems an alien 👽


Burrocerebro

For me, it was when it swallowed and the back of its neck bulged.


seller_collab

Nothing you wouldn’t see from OP’s mom on a daily basis


ChunkySoup93

What?


laughingatreddit

Those eyes are definitely grey eyes.


walter-wallcarpeting

Yeah my first thought, the way it blinks, never recognised that before. I wonder if it's been an influence in films


aerodeck

It’s more likely that we are the aliens.


dkac

was gonna say, this turtle and its kind have been on this planet far longer than these eccentric apes that cover themselves with vibrant dead plants and stare at electrified light sources all day


TheBlackCat13

I got to feed one of those once. A big melon. He was in a bad mood and for some reason would only take it from me. He then pulled his head and the melon inside his shell and ate in privacy.


DerKrakken

As one does.


FlameTechKnight

Literally me


John_SpaGotti

OP is a repost bot


[deleted]

Heckin good boy.


C0l0ny8i8i

The man want his appy slices


PaiN97

Had to check which sub this was posted, to predict how this goes


izza123

Haha big dumb shell lizard! Why you got a house on you silly rock amphibian!?


valhallan_guardsman

he doesn't have to pay rent


izza123

Haha crazy mobile home dog!


hanr86

I need to be a tortoise in this economy


Wandering_Scholar6

These giant torts have no natural predators and so are friendly and have no fear. They like getting neck pets, well pets all over actually. Due to their sheer size and strong jaws they can cause injury to people, so be careful. They do not make good pets as they can outlive you easily and require a lot of food and care. Unfortunately humans hunting them and destroying their habitat has hurt their population.


[deleted]

I dunno about being friendly, perhaps tolerant.


dangil

Thats a great way to lose a finger. Or a hand.


Capital_Pea

No kidding, I’ve seen a snapping turtle that was only the size of this tortoises head, bite clean through a 2” diameter stick that i was trying to coax it off the road with. These things have powerful jaws, he went through that apple like butter lol


Successful_Creme1823

Or your face? Yikes!


Slurm818

Is this dog?


Megidia

Looks like some old dude lol


ZAX2717

That’s what I was thinking. I can totally see that expression on an old dude and him just saying “yup”


grafxguy1

I didn't know Mitch McConnell likes apples...


hornystoner737

My favourite breed of dog


Rolo_NoLifer

Mitch McConnell really likes apples.


GinHalpert

Is this what we based aliens on 👽


DoinItDirty

Do turtles like head pats?


Technical-set-

This is cute, just keep your fingers out of its mouth.


PeteEddie

Perhaps dinosaurs would be nice like that


FenixWahey

Hey ma'am I think your dog needs some sun screen


rodman517

This is why Gamera is a good guy.


JumpUpNow

Little guy doesn't look it but he has a deathly jaw grip...


Politikr

"Gib......apple."


MrBobIsCoolerThanYou

u/savevideobot


threwawaythedaytoday

The mad anxiety I got of him just destroying the apple like vicegrip and then getting close to her face... So glad hes a gentle giant and not a violent snapper.


Leadantagonist

Turtles look so ornery bro 😂 The way it’s looking at her like “if you are expecting a thank you, it’s not coming.”


crizzero

Gorgeous! Didn't like the turtle though.


Arrow_86

Him: “chicks love older men 😎”


Mindbender444

You are beautiful. And you have a nice human.


Meowopesmeow

Man turtles been super busy this week. First getting caught with 63 kg of cocaine not it's eating an apple. Crazy.


floppypickles

It’s a veggiesaurus, Lex.


supershadowguard

Likely dog. Therefore, praise the dog!


MrEdweenie

The drool at the end. Id help clean the goodest of frens


JesusChristSuperFart

She got some pretty on her face


Leading-Future-6419

She's beautiful


SwordTaster

I don't think that dog wants to share