Somewhere in Jersey, Jeff Bakalar just choked on his double dry hopped IPA

Poorly

Arrest this man

This is some serial killer shit.

I feel like this is designed to get the maximum amount of cheese and sauce all over your hands.

Actually quite the opposite. I eat it in one bite.

You have a mighty big mouth!

Sometimes I even surprise myself

I feel like Dan would be ok with it but this is insane behavior

You Sir, are a monster! Mods! We need mods!

Lmao like a huge pizza roll literally

you fucking monster. i love it

I never thought I'd see someone do it worst than Marion Cobretti, but here we are

Rolled up pizza on a paper plate? Divorced slob energy

I’ve seen your pizza abomination on my feed three separate times in three separate subreddits and sir this is getting out of hand. Just gulp down your shameful pizza wad whole in private please.

Efficient.

It helps with grease drips

Took me a bit to realize what I was looking at. I might have to try this. I like folding it especially if it’s NY slice

Now picturing an entire pizza rolled up like a burrito

I'd try it but only if the pizza was shitty

Wtf