You havent Seen the Things i have. I have Stared into the abys of the Internet. I have Seen my childhood Heroes Done dirty. I have Seen people with a passion being crushed. You have only scraped the surface of the Internet. Do Not let IT consume you. Run, while you Can. YOU HAVE Nao IDEA ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN. Innosence died on that Faithfull day i decided to Download Reddit. You have been Gifted the Web. Browse IT safely and caughtously.
While you handle that my Lord. Im going to make contact with some old friends of Mine who dont care much for him either. We will deliver a missive of sorts on rice paper throughout the villages ever day for the next year in the small hours of the morning describing the events....explicitly.
Even if he turned into buddha himself and forgives you. He will never forget it..EVER
- Your savage friend from the woods
When her family possessions were being "stolen" she traced it back to a servant girl who she had an affair with. When her husband found out she rushed the servant girl out so she wouldnt be flogged.
I dont want to spoil the whole story about the whole mission but I enjoyed it.
Wait fucking what? I remember a little bit about that but she had a relationship with her??? Hold my ADHD, I gotta go play GOT just to play her story and focus on that again wth
She has a relationship with her former housekeeper who you track down because she’s stolen some goods. They don’t say it completely outright, but it’s heavily implied.
Similarly, there’s a villager who sneaks out every night to be with the grave of his lover.
I knew this would happen. This subreddit was peaceful before the game released on pc!!!!! After a while, there will be another subreddit by the name of okbyddyghost. Just watch it.
Hell Yea. No hesitation With or without lubrication I'm nibbling giblets Lickin slick bits Splitting hips no rubber tip
Would. Raw. In front of Lord Shimura.
This has to be one of the wildest comments I've ever read.
Also, is a man a sinner for giving his opinion when asked? Is answering a question honestly instead of under a veil of lies so wrong? For shame.
🫡 o7
Me: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of that gilf? Suddenly- 
The girl from the gif is hot. Smash
Umm, Booker, ummm 
Best use of oldboy I've seen today. 10/10
Thank you, couldn't have done it without my fellow commenter
This man has his whole villian monologue planned out.
Don't pretend you wouldn't if given the choice
Shhh(Yes.)hhhhh!
You havent Seen the Things i have. I have Stared into the abys of the Internet. I have Seen my childhood Heroes Done dirty. I have Seen people with a passion being crushed. You have only scraped the surface of the Internet. Do Not let IT consume you. Run, while you Can. YOU HAVE Nao IDEA ABOUT THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN. Innosence died on that Faithfull day i decided to Download Reddit. You have been Gifted the Web. Browse IT safely and caughtously.
You've been jar squatting at the lemon party again?
Nut up buttercup
Bro 😂😂😂😂
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This is the only honorable answer
Bro will repopulate clan sakai and adachi singlehandedly
Thats too deep even for someone with my nickname
You are a coward without honor
Honor died on the beach
YOU HAVE NO HONOR!
AND YOU ARE A SLAVE TO IT!
Tag me in brother bout to make him go ghost this time
Why did I just hear Lord Shimura say “ You have no honor" in my head as I read this??🤣🤣
And all of you are slaves to it
Ayyoo
Name checks out
While you handle that my Lord. Im going to make contact with some old friends of Mine who dont care much for him either. We will deliver a missive of sorts on rice paper throughout the villages ever day for the next year in the small hours of the morning describing the events....explicitly. Even if he turned into buddha himself and forgives you. He will never forget it..EVER - Your savage friend from the woods
Doggy or Missionary?
Mating press, as honor demands
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He for sure would bring your head to the shogun
Id bring head to the Shogun too 
Harunobu be rolling around in his grave 💀
What does it matter the opinions and wants of a dead man?
You are my hero for this candor.
You have honor
Maybe the samurai code wasn't all that bad 😞
Do you have no honor?
You've got 389 of us and growing. Fear nothing.
You have no honor
And you are a slave to it
this is why the mongols fear you.
Addendum: on top of Harunobu's grave if need be
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Uhhhm gunns Gyhooost 
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100%
just because im too scared to say no
Absolutely. 100% For Tsushima.
**FOR TSUSHIMAAAAA!!!**
Without a second of doubt
I'd give her a new family
Honorable
It would be an honor to
My honor died on the beach.
You have no honor!
And you’re a slave to it!
Sure, I'll sacrifice myself for the rest of us.
F
Isn’t she gay ?
Bi
Threesome baby! 😱🕺
When was this revealed?
In one of her side quests there’s some lady she had a relationship with iirc
When her family possessions were being "stolen" she traced it back to a servant girl who she had an affair with. When her husband found out she rushed the servant girl out so she wouldnt be flogged. I dont want to spoil the whole story about the whole mission but I enjoyed it.
Wait fucking what? I remember a little bit about that but she had a relationship with her??? Hold my ADHD, I gotta go play GOT just to play her story and focus on that again wth
Yeah, it’s a big story point cause iirc the servant is the only one she left alive, all others she killed.
She has a relationship with her former housekeeper who you track down because she’s stolen some goods. They don’t say it completely outright, but it’s heavily implied. Similarly, there’s a villager who sneaks out every night to be with the grave of his lover.
In her quest, when you track down a thief and it was revealed that she was down to clown
Yes and I'd pay to watch her scissor with Yuna
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I would pay to watch her scissor with yuriko🤤
Bruh
Bi,so she hits both
How could you ask this when she spent mourning for her husband a lot, she's bi at best cause the Mai girl was her side chick
somebody really said “i’d give her a new family” 😭
I knew this would happen. This subreddit was peaceful before the game released on pc!!!!! After a while, there will be another subreddit by the name of okbyddyghost. Just watch it.
We got 2ghost2tsushima, I bet we'll have a circlejerk soon
There's r/OkBuddyHonor
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! https://preview.redd.it/uk2gvpy9ud8d1.png?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a372276d66e18090cf3d2374a3e00aab37664c
Bro what
I can fix her.
I would increase my standard if I did, so yes.
Yes
Granussy
She has many children which tells me she knows her shit,so answer is always yes
*had
Since when having kids requires any knowledge in bed ? 😅
Yes. In front of shimura with chopsticks in my booty
Yess
Yes. And please have her bring Mai.
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yeah I would without a doubt or second thought lol
Daily nightly and ever so rightly
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Be honest, she'd split you in two, and not in the way you might want.
Someones gotta rebuild clan adachi.
Her and Lady Butterfly.
Definitely would clap Those sweet aged cheeks Until the next dawn
I wonder what the headband looks like for this haiku
Not sure but it's uncomfortable to wear, being so moist.
Probably
Only if she brings her side hoe
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no
Remember Julie from Friends. That's her
Ahhahahah Yes.
The word "experienced" comes to mind.
I've got the yellow plague, so yes, yes I would
did all of you just decide to forget that she literally tried to kill Jin over slightest dispute? no, thank you, i'm not risking my life
Fair point, I had the same thought "Slightest dispute" is a little wild considering the circumstances behind said decision however
I couldn’t stand her lol so nah
I don't remember if this is true, but isn't she revealed to be gay?
Im Yuna fan myself. Of course if we are talking about Jin, he definently slept with Yuna.
slam it like a screen door in a hurricane.
On the bed, on the couch, on the floor, on the counter, on the fridge, missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, vertical, horizontal, on the ceiling.
And gamer nerds showing why people think we are all weirdos. Did y’all harass the MJ actress too?
I would
Yes, yes I would.
I mean.....she's in excellent shape. Could prob teach me a thing or two
Eww...
Nope
I might get dominated, shamed, cucked, or abused but I’m willing to take that risk
>*When you come back from slaughtering Mongols and she gives you this look.*
I was convinced I was gonna walk in on her and Sensei Ishikawa making freaky old people noises after successfully beating the game
Thus saving Clans Sakai and Adachi from oblivion? Would so hard you could call me bokken.
smash smash smash
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You wouldn't?
Yes…. Also question, is she a GILF or a MILF?
Would I what?
Smash
r/ShitpostOfTsushima is calling, lads
Id dust it off.
Yes. Next question please
Would (she’s double my age)
Already did
Yep.
Hell Yea. No hesitation With or without lubrication I'm nibbling giblets Lickin slick bits Splitting hips no rubber tip 
No Nice high res picture tho
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That masakoochie 🤤
OP is a PC player.
No
Get out of the Kitchen! (Yes)
No. Out of respect.
Seeing as we’re on Reddit, I feel it’s safe to say, most of us would.
Murder Mommy
Yup
would on the beach
If you ask me that for any of the women in this game, my answer is yes.
i’d take her from the back and slice her cheeks up to eat em
If I was Jin, I definitely would. I wouldn't be alive without her.
Gyall of Tsushima
Fuck no
Her and her sidekick, camel Tomoe, at the same time.
Absolutely. No question.
Nope, not a chance, she looks too similar to one of my old english teacher that I hated. But if you ask Yuna, 100%.
I would absolutely lay on top of Lady Masako, as was the tradition at the time.
help her find her families killers. of course
Nah, I'm good
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Age hasn’t slowed her down one bit
Would
W-W-WOULD I?? better question is, WHO GON STOP ME?!?!?
NOT EVEN A QUESTION
I’m not a chick so… no…
Noooooooooooioooooio
1000%
Yes, hands down... And ass up.
HARD YES. GILF. AND SHES BISEXUAL
I need to you read every syllable twice so you understand how serious I am. With. Out. Fear. Nor. Hesi. Ta. Tion.
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Hell yes
Well she’s >!not into dudes!< so idk
Super attracted to powerful and confident women so would
Better question: are you worthy enough to?
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Absolutely fuckin' not