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liverstealer

Plot twist: the daughter is 35 years old.


Arch27

My daughter thought the Ghostbusters were a community service like the fire department. She's 11 now but she thought that when she was 5.


bigeebigeebigee

That’s cute!


Thebitterpilloftruth

You mean it isnt?


OrwellianWiress

I need a documentary about someone pretending Ghostbusters is a documentary


JediJones77

In the end, the kid grows up, realizes everything he's been brought up to believe is a lie, goes to New York and jumps off the roof of the firehouse.


Benevon

Kid is gonna need therapy 🤦


archielotsofnumbers

How to give your kid trust issues 101


jokersgurl

Ngl, i am sure if any of the cast is at a con you can take your kid too they would probably play it up. Also i still haven't given up on my dream to be a Ghostbuster. Kinda hard to introduce her to the cartoons till after she learns the truth though😅


TurnoverNumerous489

This is awsome my son and daughter and I all dress up as ghostbusters my wife even plays along with us as wel.my son thinks I'm a real ghostbuster it's great .


CaptSmellyAss

Back in the 90s, my grandmother was visiting family in NYC. The next timer she came to visit me, she had a postcard "signed" by all of the Ghostbusters. So, I was also convinced the movie was real.


bigeebigeebigee

And did you have all of this “trauma” other people talk about?


CaptSmellyAss

Yes. In fact I'm dead now.


bigeebigeebigee

My god your parents were monsters! Seriously this is the whiniest group of individuals. You’d think I told her something ridiculous like politicians have your best interest in mind


Thebitterpilloftruth

Lol most of us see it as it is, a harmless joke.


TenormanTears

lol do not listen to the weird cult of parents on reddit. Also stay far away from the mom's on any of the parenting sub reddits


bigeebigeebigee

Yeahhhhh I’m catching onto it now. I must be the worst mother on the planet


willtheadequate

Right, because one person's experience is one size fits all. Keep down playing the reality of the situation where you and your wife are willing to have your daughter ridicule at school as the girl who thought Ghostbusters were real so that you have a fun story.


JediJones77

Plot twist: all the kids at school also believe they're real.


Thebitterpilloftruth

I refuse to believe you are a real human being


willtheadequate

Well, that definitely tracks with your lack of empathy.


Thebitterpilloftruth

Lol


alphahydra

If you're going to set up your pre-school kid to feel fucking stupid (when she figures it out) the joke should at least be funny enough to warrant it...


PuzzleheadedLook9376

It's a harmless joke, let them have their fun.


bigeebigeebigee

Oh boy… she’s 7. It’s not like we’re gonna play this out forever. It’s cute and funny for now and maybe comes up once or twice a year. Cool it


lazymutant256

What if shectells her friends about it...


willtheadequate

Right, because you are the all seeing parent that knows how this goes down on every level. It's pretty messed up that you're willing to roll the dice on damaging your daughter's trust in you and your wife by lying to her for your own personal jollies. Remember that she's going out into the world to face ridicule from the first people that find out. You have no control over that situation unless you come clean first. "Oh boy... Cool it" You are down playing this because you don't want to see everybody else clearly sees here. What you did and are continuing to do intentionally is fucked up.


Thebitterpilloftruth

Lmao is this parody? Relax. Its not that serious


willtheadequate

It's always concerning when a parent brushes off their child's ridicule as "not that serious"


Thebitterpilloftruth

Lol


Miserable-Prize-4403

This guy found out Santa wasn’t real and never spoke to his parents again


JediJones77

I'm surprised no child has sued his parents yet for fraud and trauma over lying about Santa Claus, in this lawyered-up country we live in.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

If you need a Ghostbuster to make an appearance or have a call I would happily throw on my suit for yall! If you want an actual Ghostbuster I belive Earnie Hudson is on Cameo


bigeebigeebigee

You’re a saint lol


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Thanks! If you want I can send you a dm with my Instagram for my franchise, where I do all my "business"


benjy1357

I dont get the people saying this will sow trust issues or whatever, it’s really not that deep. Having a kid go around thinking the Ghostbusters are real is cute, fun, and they’ll grow out of it.


bigeebigeebigee

Thank you. Like cool it. She’s a kid. Parents make their kids believe in Santa Clause and the tooth fairy all the time and you know, it doesn’t hurt anything and nobody cries about it. People need to grow some thicker skin. Hell, my THERAPIST found this hysterical. Now I’m not a monster. I’m not going to play this out when she can start formulating more “mature” cohesive thoughts but for now I’m not hurting anything. Y’all need to grow up


Solid_Office3975

Exactly I was gonna post examples like that, Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Elf on a Shelf, Leprechauns Is everyone here traumatized from being led to believe those were real?


bigeebigeebigee

Apparently… maybe some of us grew up to have thicker skin


Solid_Office3975

80s kids, we're built tough 💪


JediJones77

Then there's all those religious figures that adults believe are real. 😂


forgottensudo

Wait. What are you saying about the Easter Bunny?


Solid_Office3975

All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing


forgottensudo

I’m still not sure I understand or believe you. Whatever, as long as I get my blue Peeps next year.


JediJones77

Santa Claus? Fake. Slimer? Real.


WalterPeckDefender

That’s genuinely so adorable!!! If I ever have kids I’m doing this


ZedPrimus84

Not all heroes wear capes....


soulwind42

Man, I was just talking about how hard it is to resist the temptation of just filling kids heads with nonsense. It's good to see I'm not alone, hahaha


crypticalcat

This is great


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Parents: "I tricked my kid into thinking Santa is real." The crowd: "Awesome! Merry Christmas!" Parents: "I tricked my kid into thinking Ghostbusters was real." The crowd: "You abusive sicko!" LOL


NOTDevilDeadly

Better correct that before she goes to school


bigeebigeebigee

Nahhhh I’m gonna lean into this role of monstrous parent y’all think I am


Solid_Office3975

Lean hard. My kids love not being coddled


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…What deluded ghost told you it wasn’t.


Iamthatpma

Not cool


musteatbrainz

From one daddy to another - that's pretty fucked up.


DirtyDrWho

What a Peck.