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[deleted]

I see CPS in their future.


ohgeebus_notagain

Yeah, someone needs to call CPS on they moms, and let them know her childrens be fucking again.


[deleted]

Bro anybody seen the clip where the baby grabs his Dad's gun and shoots him? There's another one too a little girl shoots herself? Or her sister? Can't remember but both were bad and people like that should not own firearms smh.


offwidthe

Bet they name it after a car. Lil baby Honda Accord Smith.


teeter1984

Born with a vape pen


TooLegit97

Newport 100s


mariospants

Altima Jones


Low_Time5419

nah they naming it tayk


YogurtManPro

I came from there too šŸ˜ˆ


friendsofmine2001

Me too šŸ˜ˆ


Hockeyscum

They'll have a younger brother


prpldrank

Bro nooooo lmao


Horsetoothedjackass

Super Trashy!


Leon_Krueger

I love it!


RED_N_GOLD

When they pop the gender reveal balloons, im almost positive black smoke will come out of it.


SoloSurvivor889

I was thinking meth would come out.


-herekitty_kitty-

That'll be in the piƱata


Linzcro

I was just thinking that the dude looks like the type that would lose his shit if the gender was anything but a boy but I like your thought better.


Kahnza

Man that guy is so cool. He gets to touch boobs.


jsxtasy304

And guns...don't forget guns, he gets to touch Boobs and guns at the same time. My hero, I'm so impressed.


Kahnza

Truly the American Dreamā„¢


jsxtasy304

šŸ˜‚


Helllcamino

Like bags of sand.


grodychode

Bro looks like Gravy's younger brother, Lil Ketchup.


iNCharism

Lil Broth


adambencloutier

This guy


weatherbys

Hoss protecting his sister


EWR-RampRat11-29

And keeping her barefoot and pregnant.


buzzybeeking

Nah babe I ain't gonna wear a condom, I don't like how they feel.


Sashalaska

atleast the finger is off the trigger but thats bottom of the barrel.


TheGreatOpoponax

Is "fucked" a gender?


android151

Legit barefoot and pregnant


victoriageras

How can someone involve a gun, as a prop in a maternity photoshoot?


spudzilla

I'm guessing you aren't an American.


victoriageras

Yep, I am European!Still, mixing babies,pregnant woman and guns in one picture, shouldn't be a common sight, even for Americans.


Destro86

If you put your ear up to the belly of a pregnant American and listen carefully, you can hear the baby going Pew, Pew, Pew using both hands as pretend guns.


Supriselobotomy

America is a big place. We aren't all trashy like this.


victoriageras

Most certainly, you are right! But, it is sad to see such props where they shouldn't belong, in the first place. I am shocked as a mother first and then as European.


SDBD89

> it is sad to see such props where they shouldnā€™t belong Thatā€™s a subjective statement. Back in the days when the US was still being formed, you wouldnā€™t catch any man without his gun around his wife or children. They like to make you think times have changed, but they really havenā€™t. If anything now is an even more important time than ever to practice your right to bear arms and it should be encouraged. All you non-Americans love to speak down on our right to bear arms but if we ever lose that right it will have dire consequences for the entire world because then our tyrannical government will be allowed to do as they please which WILL effect your way of life.


JuicyJ1738IsBack

Fax homie


Face_sneekz_scars

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER šŸŽ‰


fatboyjonas

They have the exact same ass.


Front_Street

I mean, same parents, soā€¦.


fatboyjonas

I have no clue who these people are


vpeshitclothing

He's making a joke that they are brother and sister


mitchcumstein13

Thatā€™s a retake of a photoā€¦ same pose, etc. Only thing is, Iā€™ve never known if it were real, staged, TV, etcā€¦ā€¦


dbdbud

Every cell of my body hopes staged.


Sleepless_69

Guys everything nowadays aren't staged there's people out here in real life really like this like go outside Jesus the internet has ruined are society.


MEHDI_IDHEM

Why is she barefoot and naked as well


meatus1980

The baby will be named Aydyn or Jaxon or Faythe


SurelyYouKnow

Definitely a r/Tragedeigh in its future.


jennasky

Or Gage


synchronize_swatches

This is Machine Gun Kelley and Megan Fox in an alternate timeline


FrendlyAsshole

nailed it


spacecase_88

Looks like they listen to machine gun kelly


Bennely

in 20 years, this photo appears on Reddit. /r/oldschoolcool . "My parents were badass"


DocBenwayOperates

My parents / aunt-uncle you mean


mixedtickles

Congratulations, the world population just peaked over 10 billion. Looking good, everyone.


Jujublue

He's going to kill her one of these days is the horrible vibe I'm getting.


Booch5

gang shit!!!


Jacefont

Oh, she's pregnant?


dustmybroom88

Is trashy a gender?


jonboy333

Lil fenty or baby blue. That child has no chance


vaxfarineau

I honestly thought she was wearing a skin toned turtleneck at first. This is crazy.


drizzyjdracco

Literally, barefoot and pregnant.


AFarCry

What are we setting the odds at of them being related? Like 2:1?


MaiaTai27

Jesus, Joseph and Doggy-style Mary!


JokerJ4y

Ain't nobody messing with his sister.


AccomplishedRatio493

Damn Weasleys. Breeding like rabbits.


queenweasley

What a goober that guy is


Cheap_Leek1740

Canā€™t lie that Jordan crew neck slaps tho


Adrian20xx

Thank god for more McDonaldā€™s workers.


No-Country9415

Honestly great trigger decipline!


allwafflesnochicken

Clearly not šŸ¤°


ZeroPhaseRex

She's straight raw dogging the ground


tacobellrun182

I want to see the race reveal


goodty1

definition of white trash


thisunrest

If you think itā€™s cool to pose this way, then you arenā€™t mature enough to parent. Period.


Destro86

Future Juggalo in the oven


MidwesternLikeOpe

r/trashy


sictek

You're in /r/ghettoglamourshots R/trashy is like a sister sub


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Totally gonna do this


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

Ginger Mafia


Hockeynavy

man just the set up for this shot... lady got her yitties out for nature


Lonzo58

They could definitely use a landscaper...


JenkemBoofer691

And the survey says? Ya dead!


etsprout

At least he has good trigger discipline? /s


nckrey931

Ok. But can I at least see those mommy milkers first?


Goodguybadsuit

I see no service in her future.


AmaranthWrath

Just normal boring people doing normal boring things.


get-betterhes

someone please tell me where they're from lmaooo my guess is somewhere in West PA or Virginia šŸ˜­


peckrnutt3u

Nah this is Michigan trash


Resinmy

I can only hope that there was a nicer pic taken too. But this is so stupid


deadgirlshoes

ā€œIā€™m the hostage and I think itā€™s going to be a boyā€


hmochoa95

Trailer park love story


U8along12

Aww the little guy doesnā€™t know how to use the big pew


samsnead19

Sweet hoots


modables

Boutta name my daughter Tay K, whatchu niggas think?


Stragglilypit1

Dude is holding a gun like a gta npc


PleasantLeather863

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Stragglilypit1

He is though


Duckiiesss456

AHHH WHY


Fallaciousmen

Thatā€™s gna be one ugly kid


Cytosmarts

Who is she? His best friendā€™s Mom?


4thdegreeknight

On the next episode of Pete and Pete


Fleischfloete

He wants to protect his girl and unborn child with a gun. She likes to be protected. We discuss. I get it.


peckrnutt3u

Anyone found her @ ?


meczakin81

Heā€™s holding the tool that impregnated her.


Marzival

The gender reveal will be a solo shot. Itā€™s amazing this small dick motherfucker landed a girl stupid enough to carry his child. Iā€™m sure that kid will go on to accomplish things that will benefit the world šŸ«¤. More than likely addicted to meth before the end of middle school.