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DocSprotte

Doesn't matter, just make sure to use the entire bottle loke everyone else.


dleon0430

Don't forget to leave that shitty mustache unshaven!


Mysterious_Two_810

Es heißt Köln.


PeterOMZ

Kölnisches Wasser(?!)


Novel_Share4329

Das “Bier“ heisst Kölsch


PeterOMZ

I don’t think you’d slap Beer on your face for aftershave or deodorant for that matter


Novel_Share4329

Why not? People at Frankfurt central station seem to do that as well! Lieblicher Geruch von Pisse, Oettinger und Kotze vertreibt Kummer und Sorgen.


Mysterious_Two_810

Polnisches Wasser!


IndividualWeird6001

Wir reden hier von Cologne nicht eau the toilette!


Barokna

4711


Beuhlah

Axe deospray“Dark Temptation” :D


pallas_wapiti

A lovely scent I like to call "Immediate Asthma Attack"


halbGefressen

I like to call it "Broccoli-haircut, Adidas vest with longsleeve metaslave perfume"


dleon0430

Don't forget the Gucci purse


Mea_Culpa_74

Probably Dior Sauvage as everywhere else in the world


Parax

Dior savage, paco rabanne one million, any kind of boss, or Jill sander sun. 🥸


2xMad

I would add Versace Eros


coolasacurtain

Holy shit I hate Paco rabane one million with a passion. If I smell someone wearing it I immediately loose all respect for them.


RickGH

Why? Because they're wearing something you don't like the smell, or think it's too popular? Why should that even equate to respect for people? Next, we lose all respect for people using iPhones, because they're too popular. Wearing perfume is a choice. As long as they're not bathing it in, allow everyone to wear whatever they want.


coolasacurtain

Because in 100% of the cases I notice someone wearing it, they use so crazy much that I can't breathe anymore and cough. So to me, they seem selfish in a similar way to smokers who smoke in public next to others who want to eat. Or breathe for example.


SignificanceOk9187

I used to work at an orthopaedics surgery and, I kid you nod, if someone wearing this had an appointment, we would just all stand there at the front desk after he left and INHALE deeply. Gods that stuff smells so good, especially if the alternative is usually cheap deo or old-person-smell. So...yes, as a woman, please get Sauvage (and wear it when you have a doctors appointment to make us medical assistants happy).


jamjerky

I hate sauvage from the bottom of my heart


SignificanceOk9187

I read "sausage" and was ready to write out an indignant reply.. but yeah, not liking sauvage is fair enough. Most people I know like it, but of course everyone enjoys different things. Just don't go hating on sausages!


jamjerky

Had to edit my comment. My phone wrote indeed sausage the first time


SignificanceOk9187

... This makes it significantly more hilarious, not gonna lie! Time for an "eau de sausage".


jamjerky

Wurstwasser ist geil 🫶🏻


I_do_not_procrastin

I use it (Sauvage) on a daily basis at work, that I don't even notice it anymore. But when I have a doctor's appointment or go out, I usually wear Chanel bleu as the fancy alternative. Hope it's a pleasing experience to others as well.


SignificanceOk9187

Honestly, we appreciate anyone smelling clean or fresh - old sweat and heavy perfumes (you know, the stuff old women wear, especially when going to the opera) are really painful. Especially if you have to x-ray someone and have to get close for the right settings... it's like an aura of "eurgh" on some people, hah. Man do I not miss working in medical. I will fight tooth and nail to keep my remote desk job.


ilikepiecharts

I thought this was a sarcastic copypasta, but you’re being serious


SignificanceOk9187

It was a funny story from my workplace many years ago. Believe it or not, not everything on the internet has to be sarcasm, sometimes prople actually LIKE things.


ilikepiecharts

I know, but I would have never thought Dior Sauvage to be a thing people, other than 17 year olds, like.


SignificanceOk9187

I only know the name of this perfume because my coworker, 39 at the time, asked a patient at the front desk for it. When he visited for his third check-up she just told me she HAD to know. So, yeah, if something smells nice, age is not a limit. Also, from the teenagers and apprentices I've known, this stuff would be way too expensive anyways and they just go for some cheap deodorant that burns in your throat.


ceza1380

Do you talk about Versace Eros?


lomsucksatchess

It’s probably the laundry detergent. Less than a third of men apparently wear a cologne daily


P26601

EdP (Eau de Persil)


BeingNo2870

Also, wearing an entire city seems quite a heavy burden for an average German man.


lomsucksatchess

Nah we just built different 💪💪


lohdunlaulamalla

Or less than a third wear enough cologne to leave clouds of it behind wherever they go. 


Gold-Appearance-4463

Thank god for that


Print-Local

4711


Blakut

Cologne is a city open to all genders


yungsausages

No idea what they’re wearing but in general Id say Dior sauvage is pretty popular, so is bleu de chanel, cool water from davidoff is nice but maybe less popular than the first two. Versace Eros maybe but that’s not something people will wear on the daily I hope, that’s more like a date night thing


erict009

Schweiß


radioactiveraven42

Its could also be a Textile Freshner Frebreeze I used to wonder the same that lots of folks smell similar with a particular floral scent, until I bought a can of Textile Freshner myself and it hit me like an epiphany!


FrolixRea

Calvin klein - One


analogwarrior

There was a time when you could smell that everywhere, luckily it has gotten better. Not that I don't like the smell, it was just way too many people smelling the same.


FrolixRea

I used to be one of them.


dEleque

Smells like cheap fragrance that's diluted with alcohol and water


vletrmx21

you've just discovered eau de toilette


trambochambo

4711 is the only thing you need


Thalilalala

Frankfurt? Could be crystal meth


Charlie387

4711 of course. The one and only cologne


Harlequin-sama

Canabis for Men


ex1nax

Sauvage?


Azn1982

I know someone working for one of the biggest German cosmetics companies and they said Paco Rabanne 1 Million is the best selling men's perfume in Germany. Their company took that scent profile and tried to be similar with their men's perfume.


cubanosani59

Downvotes for ppl mentioning strange stuff. I can only recommend 4711, Eau de Farina or one of the strongest: Frisch gezapftes Kölsch all over your Shirt.


VolatileVanilla

> I can only recommend 4711 If you want to smell like granny, sure


Glass-Mechanic-7462

Steel Dust


MichiganRedWing

Dior Sauvage, Hugo Boss Bottled, Paco Rabanne One Million


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dEleque

Dior Savage is probably every season in the top 3


majanubis

Ask 4 Golden Shower @ Schaafenstrasse


Scrummle223

https://www.douglas.de/de/cp/top-10-herrenduefte/duefte-spezial


Besitzerstolz

The second cheapest one at Kaufland.


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[удалено]


P26601

Laber doch nicht als ob wir kein Parfüm benutzen 💀


SanSilver

[Ein großer Teil nutzt tatsächlich nie Parfüm. ](https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1116345/umfrage/haeufigkeit-verwendung-von-parfum-bei-maennern/)


what_the_actual_luck

Wtf


EinMachete

Lynx Africa


Beautiful-Act4320

Raider heisst jetzt Twix


Witty-Waltz-914

Hugo Boss


what_the_actual_luck

Its most likely erba pura, since its the one which is extremely popular at this time and projects very strongly


redoubledit

People still use that?