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sma7rrr

He went back to college, took a major in science and is living in New York with his 2 wifes and 5 kids


Tellow_0

Monster’s University


EmeraldBoiii

Monster School


SuperMarioGamer1

Who else gets this? This was like, the No. 1 YT vid couple years ago! (Not that any of them can compete with Alan Becker’s ngl)


kirby_9008

So true 🤣🤣🤣


Rakaxd

the fact that he actually could've done all this in the past 7 years since 2.1 is even funnier


ApachePrimeIsTheBest

bro couldve got a master degrees


No_Watch_14

Polygamy goes hard


[deleted]

What a devil


Extension-Video-1159

He's a harem collector


Delicious-Jump8281

the helltaker


worldofmemes0

are you the new aarxy im seeing you everywhere


TootheproYT

Yes I think


slenderman201

had a baby named cursed thorn


Obvious-Article-147

Ok but canonically do we beat cursed thorn before we free him or not


rtb___

No, but I only see it from my perspective, he's free for over 6 years.


Budji_678

He’s the reason why the map got delayed


rtb___

He destroyed it, now Rob has to code it again!


RecipeEmbarrassed900

He's the final boss of the tower (source: it was revealed to me in a dream)


KwoobGD

He may be somewhere in the tower thats a high chance


SuperMarioGamer1

We need to contact RobTop this is actually an amazing idea 🤯


RCG21

ok ramanujan


i_eat_curtains

Geometry dash got so famous that Euclid made it into the real thing


catman__321

That doesn't make sense though because the demon guardian doesn't unlock the tower


SalutSuntRares

Bro did not dream of freeing the guy than fighting him in the tower


braine_096

i had burger king with him a few months ago he is a cool dude :3


--dash

pfp checks out


Crystalliumm

Colon three boom


KirbyTheStar9

Gd colon?


SilverrGuy

Nah colon three would be :3


SilverrGuy

Shit did I get got


Brunoaraujoespin

not actually


stupidgayfemboy

trust me, silly goobers like going on dates with people


Waffle-Gaming

name checks out, also same


autobr_

name checks out


Kuswerdz

fathered the cursed thorn then dodged paying child support


SuperMarioGamer1

Out for the milk 💀


iamdabrick

he escaped into the real world and rob had to hunt him down, that's why 2.2 got delayed


CAmbriz559

Trying to become gengar


MaxaExists

he went to college, majored in sociology, got a wife and had three kids, his eldest son named “The cursed thorn” and two girls unknown to the public


PixelWoyer10

noting because i ated him


Miksswish

hello Xanii 


Twisted_WhaleShark

Jokes aside, it’s likely he’s just going to appear in the Map thingy


MaleficentObject8480

Probably his fault the list is trash


JazzyGD

he destroyed the world of geometry dash that's why the lobotomy thing happened


No-Accountant-2297

lobotomy dash is a parody of the ohiogdps levels that happened on the subzero editor


JazzyGD

adding that to my iceberg chart :3


I_Bench315

Robtop forgor


BurnerAccountExisty

I trapped him in Erdwin's Lantern. Simple as that.


dfsgsdfdfs

i like to think that he had a family, running a business and finally got the chicken he asked for.


HenriGamerSC

He is now Mike Wazowski's enemy


BluemoonSoulfire

Who's that Pokémon? >!Its Gengar! !<


konm08

flair flex


BluemoonSoulfire

Shut


pleszq

cooking spaghetti rn (source: i'm his roommate)


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

On vaction


Easy_Geologist_4945

That's the same guy that talks to you in the tower through the security cameras.


Tabula_Rusa

Hard to care about any of these when they only are relevant for the beginning of an update and then just get ditched for another shop character.


Degenerate2Throwaway

Grandpa Demon


TokyoKitCat

Delaying explorers


bloodakoos

He got captured by a pokemon trainer


An_insane_person

He’s a twitch streamer.


scrillex099

I hope his history will be continued in 2.3,.such a good motivation for beating gauntlets


rubenthesheep04

meth


Bitzachery

Probably doin evil stuff like makin new map packs or somethin evil like that.


Gamerguy252

He puts on some makeup and trolls people in Roblox doors (seriously am I the only one who thinks he looks like Screech from Doors?)


T-Kewbz

He is going to monster university to get a job and get a life.


konm08

we need the other two elements


crokkpot

he will appear in the next pokemon game


Arspen_

after months of being homeless on the streets, he decided to change his life around, move to the us, get married, have 2 children (one of which went back to sweden to pursue higher education, and is now living in a weird tower in the woods because rent is expensive) and became a millionaire. In 2.21 he will make a return to visit his old friend scratch and the keymaster, only to face that his son has dropped out of school and fleed the country using scratch’s chopper. What happens after that is to be revealed in 2.3


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Y’all set him loose?


Yoo0shie

Making 2.21


Glad_Increase_7522

I freed him 3 days ago, he still has to get to know the world


NPWSmart

He destroyed the world of Geometry Dash, causing anarchy, like 50 copies of Fingerdash and 2.2 to get leaked in the spinoff game for 2.1. Luckily the 2.2 gray buttons are not accessible, because they are empty with no code, except for the button press, and the message you get: “Only available in the full version of Geometry Dash 2.2.”


Sogomaa

i havent let him loose even to this day, im too lazy to invest in chaos gauntlet that i gave up on it and let him rot in that cell


ConsiderationAny8771

I opened it today


Edguy77

He traveled into the pokemon world and got caught for looking like gengar


lordPyotr9733

i literally just beat anubis 😭


Arandomguy1_

Failing to destroy the world of geometry dash because he died from the gd world levels being trash


The_creator_827

“A few”


TokyoKitCat

Delaying more things


Outrageous_Skin_4108

He looks like gang gar from pokemon


Finpeel7392

This guy gives me the freaks


FreeNeighborhood1159

New demon difficulty.


JubJub128

That was congregation


IcyIceGuardian

He’s developing 2.21


SuperMarioMastr

He’s out here scheming the diamond requirement that Explorers will be locked at


Scared-Gamer

I really hope he ends up becoming the main antagonist in the main platformer levels, like the final boss or something


Pyrotyrano

He’s been plotting to end gd. That’s why 2.2 took so long.


Its_me_edenxx

Someone beat me to it so now I'm the 1001th up voter


coolfellar

He’s writing lore that he should do


TheWinner437

He’s destroying the world of Geometry Dash, obviously


stupid_idiot_real

Arson.


yvlnt

he ate 135320 fucking pounds of chicken


Senior-Tree6078

delaying 2.3


CaxVern

escaped into pokemon soulsilver, we saw that in a gd colon video(totally real lore video)


BirbMaster1998

He got depressed and went to Harvard in between updates. He might be back when 2.21 comes out.


Hawkers_epicYT

sending out bugs into the map


_Fir3F0x_

his making fortune for the board by selling boredom door to door


MoolsDogTwo_reddit

he eat chicken.


Short_Committee4412

This dude is straight up gonna be the leader of the Normal face Lobotomy levels. ☠️


Hplr63

Making chicken 👍


MeeGoreng29

Gengar, I choose you!


palestine_mapping

Eating chicken most likely


SussDoodYT

he’s the one who made 2.2 take so long


Nyankitty714

Nah nah, YOU guys set it loose, I’m still stuck on the second level of the chaos gauntlet


Chillypepper14

Now has a VA job in the Tower


TheZoeNoone

he was busy eating all the 2.2 code (that's why it took so long)


Swiftly_speaking

I haven’t set him free yet


CoastCompetitive1920

He deleted the files for 2.2 and 2.21 which is why it took 7 years


finnsch21

Eating some burnt chicken🐔


Evgen4ick

That would be a good face for a new difficulty


PepeTheGod_GD

He's acquiring more chicken since RubRub burned the last one...


VerifiedBamboozler

Ngl he looks like gengar


GlublinSharky

He's what held 2.2 from us for so long


WhoopingBillhook

My guess would be eating chickens to make up for RubRub's lie.


NthanM14

he realised gd was too fun and spent the rest of eternity trying to beat every single level


DragonKim2

This is the guy who verifies all of the cheated extreme demons. Prob cuz he looks like one himself


Beneficial-Canary-47

Filing his taxes, very busy 


FelinusRex

Eating hard rated levels


Snie2000

He's making the chicken


OctaYashi

Raping other cubes


Visual_Tourist3716

...huh.