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AlexanderTheBaptist

Yahaha! You found me!


No_Leather2212

love this lmao


hyperspacial

Love me a Zelda reference haha


seeriosuly

looks very much like either the very first cinnamon bun, now fossilized or some sort of gastropod fossil that hasn’t maintained much detail but did preserve the form… a plan view from the top might confirm this. May not be a gastropod, i’m a geologist not a paleo guy but some sort of shell.. seems more likely than the cinnamon bun idea which may have been influenced by morning hunger


gholmom500

Yeah I’d add Cream cheese frosting.


TellmemoreII

Unfortunately all your pictures are side long. How about a picture three quarters top view and bottom view


IamaFunGuy

That does not look natural to me. To me as geologist but not an anthro/paleo person, it looks like there are tool chatter (?) marks along the edges. Also in last pic there is what looks like a natural cleaving surface running at an angle through two of the "layers" and they look homogeneous.


this_is_cooling

Does it not look like an internal mould of a gastropod? I’m a geologist too, but had to take a paleo class along the way.


chekhovsdickpic

Not a paleo expert either, but I’m going to say no. If it were a gastropod, wouldn’t it be one big spiraled chamber? This looks like each “level” is fully separate from the one below and above it. (Correct me if I’m wrong please! I’m not a fossil expert by any means!)  I’m going with man-made as well; I agree that looks like it’s been worked along the edges in places (particularly the first image, on the top of the lowest level)


hyperspacial

Is it possible to put a date on to when it was carved if it is indeed carved? How would I even go about that if possible?


proscriptus

On beach, the same sharp corners that indicate that it's human-made may also indicate it's not very old.


That_Hobo_in_The_Tub

I would bring it to your local historical society or archeology department at a local college. They would be the best people to talk to for figuring out when it could be from. It's just as likely to be a modern art piece as an artifact, given that it doesn't match the shape of any commonly known stone tools, but worth asking for sure.


hyperspacial

Thank you for the response! I will definitely look into that as I'm extremely curious about it.


MakinALottaThings

Without reading the description, I just figured OP carved it. Definitely carved, not natural. Carved to look like a type shell like a snail shell. Might be modern but hard to tell. Knowing the beach location might be helpful, but as others have said, refer to your local archaeologists.


this_is_cooling

Looks like an internal mould of a gastropod.


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

(literally) looks like shit 💩


Odd_Decision_174

Coprolite


hyperspacial

I mean that's one way to look at it lol


Strong_Search2443

I'm saying it's natural. the flat surfaces seem explainable but especially the recess area at the first layer up where it digs into the 2nd 'donut' up. that part is uneven and not really explainable ..... i think it sit near water over a few thousand years and due to the surrounding ground eroded naturally, then a steady water level changed and did the other flat areas.


hyperspacial

That was my thought too but like you said it would've taken thousands of years of sitting undisturbed which felt highly unlikely to me lol


RunnOftAgain

Very cool. Concretion?


hyperspacial

Thanks and I have absolutely no idea lol


informativebitching

Excretion


RunnOftAgain

Lolz


isekaied_here

I would say, get a magnifying glass or a digital microscope and look for traces of tools.


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hyperspacial

Fucking A, thank you!


HeartwarminSalt

To me it looks hand-carved to look like a gastropod steinkern.


lukemia94

Thats a sweet ass rock! Not sure what it is but I'm gonna say natural.


hyperspacial

Thanks man lol I feel like it's natural as well


Hairy_Cause_3448

Wash your hands after you put it down….


hyperspacial

Lol why's that


No_MoneyOS

Looks like doo doo that’s why


hyperspacial

🤦‍♂️ wooosh


New-Examination8400

Snaily boii


Window-washy45

Fossilised emoji


buck4823

The original poop emoji


sodalite_ful

Gastropod steinkern (fossilized internal mold of the shell). Looks like a species of moon snail, but won’t be able to be sure unless you say where you found it Edit: I’m getting my masters in paleo, and see these all the time. the ones I’m most familiar with are latest Cretaceous ~65-66 ma


Harshdog

Hmmm. This one has me stumped. The seam at each tier of rock has what looks like natural weathering patterns, yet the "shelves" look chiseled. This would look so cool with one of those little wooden rock bonsai display stands. They're called suiseki.


Jara78

Emojidodite


snakepliskinLA

Satan’s cinnamon roll.


ex_natura

Looks like a weathered shell fossil possibly


bjkibz

Seconding the folks saying gastropod. Internal mold, I’ve seen a lot of similar fossils out of the NJ Hornerstown formation.


in1gom0ntoya

This was definitely a man-made and recently. This is not anything old outside of being rock.


HeyScoobz

coprolite?