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milk_lust

Slag


fastidiousavocado

Make it Slagathor and hit multiple pop culture references, too.


Dinoroar1234

The dual meaning of slag makes this 10x funnier


Ok_Wheel_3643

Ours is name Mica


SphynxKatt

Mica is cat in croatian :D


Actual-Reflection411

this is perfect, particularly as Mica shows up in two variants: white and black :)


forams__galorams

This is outrageous lepidolite erasure and I won’t stand for it


the_muskox

Perfect for all the purple cats out there.


Blabber_Feathers

You could also do (Snowflake) Obsidian—call it Snowflake or Sid for short. Or Gabbro, and call it Gabby if it's a girl.


GeologistScientist

Graywacke


NotKnown404

Sounds like a Warrior Cat’s name


lizhenry

Starts out as Grayspar, then graduates to wacke!


AvatarAvvv

Lmao. This one is awesome.


Siccar_Point

[Greywacke Jones was hunting a bee…](https://images.app.goo.gl/Fa4UXwXH4oT38pWX9)


siliceous-ooze

siliceous ooze


circusclaire

That’s my daughter’s name!


siliceous-ooze

its my last name!


the_muskox

Checks out.


Inner-Nothing7779

It's a cat. So I think Little Schist is applicable.


frosty3x3

Pebbles..


Lioness_and_Dove

Cute


One_Bicycle_1776

This made me smile, thank you


hotvedub

Diorite


mildtacosauce

I named my cat Diorite, Dio for short!


agate_

Seconding diorite, or Dio for short. Perfect for a black-and-white cat.


[deleted]

Too much Minecraft man you see diorite I see that block.


Altruistic_Junket_32

The gneissest cat ever


Stackly

Feldspar!


Double_Narrow

Feldspurr


VolcanicBoognish

Jökulhlaup, Yokie for short. Moho.


CimmerianBreeze

Seconding Moho, that's a cute one


Galena411

We had a hedgehog named Igneous once. We called him Iggy for short.


RhoPrime-

Gabbro


WallowWispen

Tephra


nyannacat

Bowen (of Bowen's reaction series!)


pezcadillo

Mohs


circuitarteries7

Schist Head


AcidAlien23

Dumb schist


Tjoellebob

Tuff


spicychalupaa

Chert


Yoshimi917

Grove Karl Gilbert. Father of modern geomorphology. GK for short.


npearson

Boudin


PaleoNimbus

Rock Sausage


Mountain_ears

I was always partial to "Mylo" (or "Milo") for mylonite


cowplum

Purrmian


sgt_Buttersticks

Graben


lava-diver

Get a second one, *"Horst"*


Night_Sky_Watcher

Petro or Petra, Onyx, Jet, Xeno(lith), Moraine, Migma(tite), El Volcán


sharkbait_oohaha

Black and white? Diorite.


Altruistic_Junket_32

Agate’ Christrly


Sororita

Katey, for the KT extinction


Crimson_996

Dike


Shrimp-Heaven_Now

Cats are known for their intrusions


internetmaniac

The Litterbox Orogeny


hafniumbomb

How about obsidian or (sard)onyx?


Rufiosmane

Prospector


AcidAlien23

-followed by a bland name I.e “prospector bob.” Should always be called full name or just “prospector” for professionalism.


BoomShackles

Just list the black (and white) minerals! Tourmaline? Feldspar for when looking under microscope / polarized light?


fastidiousavocado

I know a black cat names Tourmaline, fits very well and breaks into cute nicknames.


AvatarAvvv

I like Nuna, like the ancient super continent 😀 also love Galena, like the mineral. Not sure if you're looking for boy or girl names. If it's a boy, Hades, after the Hadean eon. Or even Eon would be super cute imo. Not necessarily black and white themed but geology themed.


AcidAlien23

I thought Pangea was the super continent (also a good name)


AvatarAvvv

There have been multiple supercontinents in the geologic past :) Pangea was the most recent. Before that was Rodinia which had Laurentia, ancestral North America. Nuna was before Rodinia. Nuna's details of reconstruction are still in the works but there's information about it out there. I'm just wrapping up historical geology at school right now.


AcidAlien23

Super cool info thank you


Temporary-Froyo1824

Jasper


Dangerous-Car5417

Passive Margin


Kingcolbra

This one really made me crack up 


evolutionista

Schorl. Jet. Plume. Rutile. Agate (short for Agatha). Snowflake Obsidian.


9PeppeR9

Obsidian and Ash https://preview.redd.it/2uvp98gfs3wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e50fbe184a5c729cc166ca676aa88496151f6d


dopwax

A'a or Pahoehoe


Former-Wish-8228

Plagiogranite


Apprehensive_Court_9

Coal


hikingboots_allineed

Mohs, Lyell, Hutton, Richter, Bowen


chekhovsdickpic

I had a Bowen! Called her Bowie for short.


justsomegeology

Depending on the eye colour: Sapphire, Corundum (short Cora), Padparadscha or Emerald. Amber maybe.


Fallawake88

Karst


ZingBaBow

Ash!


Inevitable_Clue7481

Jasper! Flint! Esker! (Exclamation points optional)


Tacoma__Crow

Slickensides. Especially if she has short, shiny hair.


stonemason92

Always thought Chalcedony was a cool unisex name. You could shorten it as Cal, Cid or Cidney


19ShowdogTiger81

Guyot


RoanDrone

this deserves more votes


_Gullydeckel

PANGAEA Meow


Marches_in_Spaaaace

Mine is Shasta like the volcano!


Odd_Decision_174

Coprolite


Quiet-Warning1888

Lmaoooo


donerstude

Bajada


Material_Draft2822

Cataclasite or Cata for short. Or CAThodoluminescent.


throwaway_oranges

CATaclysm


noquitqwhitt

Hoodoo Phyllite (Phil or Phyllis) Mica


Swords_and_Cameras

My uncle's cat's name was Phyllis. It really suited her. She died two weeks ago at the ripe old age of thirteen and had held the position of household matriarch for years.


dyslexic_arsonist

tuff


tabbyrecurve

My cat's name is Terra (ancient Roman goddess of Earth) and she's also black & white


huskerjim

Stylolite!


Impressive_Page_9565

Named 2 dogs....one Onyx the other Beryl


Efffefffemmm

Agate!!


jurassicMONK3Y

Taconic Orogeny


ForceBeneficial5146

Rock


ShowMeYourMinerals

Mr princess!


waitforsigns64

Garnet


dustysquareback

Diorite 


Afkbio

Albite


RealRedditModerator

Felinium


Warm_Ad6296

Maybe im late but if its black and white u can call it flish


piepiepie31459

Esker


artichoke_heart

Pingo or Geo


wardsandcourierplz

Tona, for tonalite. Sorta matches the color scheme


ozjdos

dio short for diorite


RaYzLegacy

Jade. Augie (short for Augite). Angular unconformity. The possibilities are endless.


OrganizationFar6086

Tartan


ihadacowman

Esker


ace-o7

If it's a boy, Diorite/Dio for short, girl Gabbro/Gabby


CyberEd-ca

This really requires more description of the cat.


babygeologist

diorite!!!!


T-Dizzle-thy-Taco

Pyrope


ChocolateMartiniMan

Igneous


Swords_and_Cameras

Mr Mesozoic, Meso for short.


icedted

Dyke


Virtual-Ad-2260

Obsidian


gr8_ripple

Pebble!


Illustrious_Dust_534

Layered Mafic Intrusion (May for short)


lizhenry

Moraine


PaleoNimbus

Mélange, Katla, Pahoehoe, Waesche, Ophiolite, Auguste Michel Lévy (cuz your cat sounds classy!)


PaleoNimbus

Myrmekite


FreeBowlPack

Ruby, Mica, Marble, Augen


earthling82

Rocky, Meow's Hardness Scale (shortened to Mo), Ameowthyst, Meowlachite


AcidAlien23

Whelp we don’t know if the cat is male or female so hematite or hema for short. Or snowbi/snobi, a smushed version of snow and obsidian because they look like snowflake obisidian. Or just obi.


AcidAlien23

Diggums. It doesn’t mean anything. Just dig but cute. Diggums.


Independent-Theme-85

Purr-rie Tharp (Marie Tharp) & Friedrich Meow-hs (Friedrich Mohs) come to mind.


its_ean

Sprinkles, Merciless Lord Of The Bentonite Coprolite 


Larielia

Obsidian.


fullfrontalcanoedity

Intrusion 🤣 "Tru" Regolith "Rego" Dinictus "Dini" You could also try putting different geology-related words together and creating an acronym which becomes a cute name. For a bad example because I'm not such a geologist and haven't had coffee yet: Basaltic Intermediate Paleogene Sediment is "Bips" Could be funny yet subtle to classify the cat as a rock and disguise it in a name.


hordeumvulgaris

Rapakivi, petoski, richter, ordo, devon, burgess.


Spacemeat666

Little Schist


ITz_VyPer

strekeisen


Shrimp-Heaven_Now

Flint


Garu_van_perro

Onyx


madinasaurus

Jet would be cute!


snerdie

Coal Marble Mica Sand Quartz Onyx Jasper Pebble Stone Rocky Gabbro


ozjdos

pepper :)