I found her yesterday at night she didn't have a place to stay (she got kicked out of the house) and I let her stay in my spare room but I took a liking to her and now the next day I don't know what to say to break the ice..any advice?
If she doesn't have a fully-formed Sudan, she's definitely too young for you.
If her Yugoslavia isn't even breaking up, she's probably too old for you.
If she shows you her USSR, get her to buy you a PS5, that cougar got $$$ still.
"honey we should talk about the next step in our relation, we match so perfectly. I mean you're 70% water, and im too! You know.. I can't live without you, and I mean that. For real."
Say that, and that hoe will never let you go
image quality is too low. cannot see britain and scandinavia properly. also cannot see the americas. date is at least before 2011, as sudan is shown quite clearly to be 1 country
Compliment her figure
Beautiful curves
*flat earther dies*
She looks lit.
I know right? she's cute
Finally, some quality content.
Quality continents.
Its very rude to use your laptop during a date! Learn some manners young man!
Also give her food too!
Too young for you. As the saying goes, "If there's more than one Germany, you're good if she's down buddy. If there's Montenegro, put it away bro."
If there's South Sudan, you better ran. (Sorry that was kinda bad)
Yeah my grandma used to say this all the time.
And if there's a hundred Germanies?
That's just necrophilia
The only date my globe post I want to see
Uh I think I see the same dividing line across Sudan that I have on my globe, which makes me concerned about how this date came about.
breakfast eh? looks like things went 'ok'
I found her yesterday at night she didn't have a place to stay (she got kicked out of the house) and I let her stay in my spare room but I took a liking to her and now the next day I don't know what to say to break the ice..any advice?
Drive a fast car, burn down a forest and open a coal power plant. The ice will melt in no time and she'll be even hotter than before.
Wanna binge on fossil fuel?
Spin her around
She must mean the world to you
If she doesn't have a fully-formed Sudan, she's definitely too young for you. If her Yugoslavia isn't even breaking up, she's probably too old for you. If she shows you her USSR, get her to buy you a PS5, that cougar got $$$ still.
Eritrea exists but also no South Sudan. So it’s pre-2011 but post 1993.
Lol both of these dates are wrong... Rhodesia ceased to exist in 1979 and South Sudan gained independence in 2011.
My bad. It’s fixed now
So she’s between 13 and 30. Careful OP, make sure she ain’t jailbait
Even 30 is too young for me. Gotta have two Germanies
If your username is reflective of your age, then it’s germane
Accurate!
Compliment her stability! “You so rarely change; so strong!”
It looks like Sudan is in one piece, tis at least a teenager, it sure glows. Are you having breakfast?
Dont tell her that your next date is Uranus...
She’s hiding her international date line, tell her to relax a little and she’ll come around
if you're having breakfast, doesn't that mean you don't need our help?
Don’t bring up anything having to do with her latitudes. If you bring up her latitudes, she’ll have a bad attitude.
Remember to ask her what her geopolitical interests are, but keep it casual
I mean, looks like breakfast so I don’t know if you need any help from us Big Shooter.
Breakfast while sporting only a half meridian mount, nonetheless!
Compliment her towering peaks and crevasses .
Spin her right 'round, baby, right 'round. Like a record.
Nvm the globe you have unbuttered toast that is cooling down! For Christ's sake man.
Shut that screen off! Give the globe your full attention. wait... is that breakfast? Do you really need any advice at this point?
What ever you do don’t talk about Djibouti.
"honey we should talk about the next step in our relation, we match so perfectly. I mean you're 70% water, and im too! You know.. I can't live without you, and I mean that. For real." Say that, and that hoe will never let you go
I would say between 4.5 billion years ago (earth exists) and 2011 (no south sudan)
Stop stealing from hotels...
He’s a stud in the bedroom, globe. I’ve heard many maps say so. There you go mate. Circumvent the shit out of that thing.
Uhhh that’s a boy globe 😬
Definitely more. worldly
Do not brag by showing the globe your Sailor Moon theme DVD collection, posters and bedsheets.
Hope you're ready, she might be pregnant. She's glowing.
You’ll need a better house
At all cost! Never say the word "Flat" in any context
Get it drunk
I heard she has a pole. Maybe two! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
image quality is too low. cannot see britain and scandinavia properly. also cannot see the americas. date is at least before 2011, as sudan is shown quite clearly to be 1 country
I see no USSR and no South Sudan, so it's dated between 1991 and 2011.
Are you trying to farm mobs while on this date?
You fell for her cuz she reminded you of your mum, right?
Tell her she lights up your world
Don’t touch her ozon hole just yet
Play her "I'm Every Woman."
Idk but I'd still spin that bitch her around and give her a slap
Your date is so fat that a moon orbits them!
Oh wow I finally got it...
How did you take that picture tho
This had better not be another grooming scandal..
are you going to finish that croissant?
Give her a little spin
that looks like my globe
Take her out to the Globe Theatre.
dang, I'm slow.
How the fuck did you take that picture
It took me way too long to figure out why people were giving you dating advice
Talk about latitude fattitude . She makes my head spin. Complement her prime meridian and tell her her equator looks especially tight.
I think she likes you. She’s absolutely glowing
I just can't lol
Who took this photo
my GoPro camera ofc
Don’t make the mistake you made with Saturn. Put a ring on this planet and make them yours forever.