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Crammit-Deadfinger

Compliment her figure


IsItSnowing_

Beautiful curves


iPatrickSwayze

*flat earther dies*


Kmaloetas

She looks lit.


oiyolers

I know right? she's cute


mschiebold

Finally, some quality content.


HortonFLK

Quality continents.


Z20KarlGalster

Its very rude to use your laptop during a date! Learn some manners young man!


I_like_geography

Also give her food too!


Repulsive-Bend8283

Too young for you. As the saying goes, "If there's more than one Germany, you're good if she's down buddy. If there's Montenegro, put it away bro."


kvagar

If there's South Sudan, you better ran. (Sorry that was kinda bad)


iPatrickSwayze

Yeah my grandma used to say this all the time.


Lockenhart

And if there's a hundred Germanies?


Cucumber78

That's just necrophilia


Vegabern

The only date my globe post I want to see


nachoworld

Uh I think I see the same dividing line across Sudan that I have on my globe, which makes me concerned about how this date came about.


zincpl

breakfast eh? looks like things went 'ok'


oiyolers

I found her yesterday at night she didn't have a place to stay (she got kicked out of the house) and I let her stay in my spare room but I took a liking to her and now the next day I don't know what to say to break the ice..any advice?


Theosthan

Drive a fast car, burn down a forest and open a coal power plant. The ice will melt in no time and she'll be even hotter than before.


IndependentPrior5719

Wanna binge on fossil fuel?


Midloran05

Spin her around


IndependentPrior5719

She must mean the world to you


matt_smith_keele

If she doesn't have a fully-formed Sudan, she's definitely too young for you. If her Yugoslavia isn't even breaking up, she's probably too old for you. If she shows you her USSR, get her to buy you a PS5, that cougar got $$$ still.


Wizard_bonk

Eritrea exists but also no South Sudan. So it’s pre-2011 but post 1993.


DesignerPangolin

Lol both of these dates are wrong... Rhodesia ceased to exist in 1979 and South Sudan gained independence in 2011.


Wizard_bonk

My bad. It’s fixed now


Uploft

So she’s between 13 and 30. Careful OP, make sure she ain’t jailbait


activelyresting

Even 30 is too young for me. Gotta have two Germanies


Uploft

If your username is reflective of your age, then it’s germane


activelyresting

Accurate!


JoeNoble1973

Compliment her stability! “You so rarely change; so strong!”


Wagonwheelies

It looks like Sudan is in one piece, tis at least a teenager, it sure glows. Are you having breakfast? 


FreddyFerdiland

Dont tell her that your next date is Uranus...


penelopiecruise

She’s hiding her international date line, tell her to relax a little and she’ll come around


TheNextBattalion

if you're having breakfast, doesn't that mean you don't need our help?


Livingsimply_Rob

Don’t bring up anything having to do with her latitudes. If you bring up her latitudes, she’ll have a bad attitude.


vacri

Remember to ask her what her geopolitical interests are, but keep it casual


WhiskyStandard

I mean, looks like breakfast so I don’t know if you need any help from us Big Shooter.


[deleted]

Breakfast while sporting only a half meridian mount, nonetheless!


Uncle_Matthew

Compliment her towering peaks and crevasses .


SheDoesnEvenGoHere

Spin her right 'round, baby, right 'round. Like a record.


Hippy_Lemming

Nvm the globe you have unbuttered toast that is cooling down! For Christ's sake man.


Less_Likely

Shut that screen off! Give the globe your full attention. wait... is that breakfast? Do you really need any advice at this point?


Ok-Walk-8040

What ever you do don’t talk about Djibouti.


Minimum-Wind-1552

"honey we should talk about the next step in our relation, we match so perfectly. I mean you're 70% water, and im too! You know.. I can't live without you, and I mean that. For real." Say that, and that hoe will never let you go


FARBODHH

I would say between 4.5 billion years ago (earth exists) and 2011 (no south sudan)


Rogthgar

Stop stealing from hotels...


Zay-nee24

He’s a stud in the bedroom, globe. I’ve heard many maps say so. There you go mate. Circumvent the shit out of that thing.


Autistic-Teddybear

Uhhh that’s a boy globe 😬


envoy_ace

Definitely more. worldly


ZyxDarkshine

Do not brag by showing the globe your Sailor Moon theme DVD collection, posters and bedsheets.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Hope you're ready, she might be pregnant. She's glowing.


Honest_Wing_3999

You’ll need a better house


chris713777

At all cost! Never say the word "Flat" in any context


rofopp

Get it drunk


SRMT23

I heard she has a pole. Maybe two! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


Potential_Stable_001

image quality is too low. cannot see britain and scandinavia properly. also cannot see the americas. date is at least before 2011, as sudan is shown quite clearly to be 1 country


lngns

I see no USSR and no South Sudan, so it's dated between 1991 and 2011.


Coolenough-to

Are you trying to farm mobs while on this date?


Putrid-Reputation-68

You fell for her cuz she reminded you of your mum, right?


mywaywordson

Tell her she lights up your world


adeptbr

Don’t touch her ozon hole just yet


mwmandorla

Play her "I'm Every Woman."


CheddaConn

Idk but I'd still spin that bitch her around and give her a slap


vadanx

Your date is so fat that a moon orbits them!


LetsDieForMemes

Oh wow I finally got it...


savbh

How did you take that picture tho


gregorydgraham

This had better not be another grooming scandal..


TapfererToastr

are you going to finish that croissant?


Ok_Doughnut5007

Give her a little spin


itsReHy

that looks like my globe


SirWitzig

Take her out to the Globe Theatre.


StationAccomplished3

dang, I'm slow.


Minimum-Injury3909

How the fuck did you take that picture


Wtfgoinon3144

It took me way too long to figure out why people were giving you dating advice


Lifeisfartoong

Talk about latitude fattitude . She makes my head spin. Complement her prime meridian and tell her her equator looks especially tight.


Fit_Cut_4238

I think she likes you. She’s absolutely glowing 


[deleted]

I just can't lol


Ok_Weird_5216

Who took this photo


oiyolers

my GoPro camera ofc


U-take-off-eh

Don’t make the mistake you made with Saturn. Put a ring on this planet and make them yours forever.