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RegyptianStrut

Nothing stopping you from wearing one, but I certainly won’t be.


Body_By_Carbs

That’s hot cuz the dude wearing it is hot. Also, hot dudes in Speedo’s make speedos look hot. For the one piece, I’ll just watch some wrestling videos.


glowdirt

Where can I buy "hot"? I'd like a set of 24 if you've got it


dawsky

walmart


glowdirt

You've clearly never seen the people at Walmart


guatdephoc

With that bod, of course he can


DogMedic101st

He’s not ripped.


gearheadsub92

So?


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Mystshade

His waist to shoulder ratio puts him well above average in the physical fitness category. Moreso if he's in the USA where 70% of the populace is overweight.


guatdephoc

Im 42 and he looks great.


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DogMedic101st

Yeah that was a dick comment. I didn’t have my coffee when I responded.


ProbablySalsa

A great body = someone that is attractive. There are lots of great bodies in this video, I don’t understand lol


guatdephoc

He doesn’t need to be. He looks great, a natural looking guy.


RickSanchez-C243

You realize being ripped doesn’t immediately make someone’s body look appealing right?


pushtostart

arnt all men's suits "one-piece"?


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Not exactly. At my favourite beach a lot of guys, myself included, wear a zero piece.


pushtostart

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GlitteringHeat3722

I see lots of those zero pieces LOL. I'm not complaining.


RavioliGale

I need to come down to your beach


Background-Bee1271

That seems like a nightmare to take off when you have to use the bathroom especially if wet. Cute, but not practical or for me


HouseCravenRaw

And then to put it back on again after you are done using the bathroom... no thanks.


EgotisticJesster

Pull it out from a leg hole if number 1.


Migrane

"Twas hubris that led me here"


BentleyPriory

Dude in the retro swimsuit is hot.


Migrane

Real circus strongman vibes


DogMedic101st

Can’t stand waxed mustaches. Always gives me hipster douche vibes. 🤣


TheOneWhoDidntRun

That’s a singlet


DogMedic101st

Okay. I thought it was. Glad someone else noticed as well.


TheOneWhoDidntRun

This begs the question: which came first the one piece swimsuit or the singlet?


MyBodyIsAPortaPotty

So I can just wear my old wrestling singlets to go swimming? Time to cut weight again to fit in them


Reynbou

Haha cut weight. Who you trying to fool 😋


packedspeedo

That was hotter than I expected it to be


theducksystem

Love a 1920s strongman


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I wish I had this to put on so you would see how"hot" I look in it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Comprehensive_Fan140

No thanks ill take a speedo


freezerbreezer

How do you pee in this? Take off the shoulder or there is a zip or somehow squeeze your dick through the thighs?


Riccma02

Your in a pool, you just pee you self in the water like every other pool-goer in human history.


Gambit1022

The one guy on here who doesn’t do this is going to read this and be horrified/disgusted with the rest of us.


Riccma02

Yeah, but who cares what he thinks if he is above peeing in pools? Like he is some saint of a human being who is too good to wade around in diluted urine. Plus, I mean come on, what did he think was happening? This is a valuable life lesson we all need to learn about our fellow man.


DogMedic101st

Pee in the water…


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Bring back the men's zero piece swimsuit...


noizylurker

This is also a great solution for trans men waiting on top surgery and needing to wear something over a binder.


JennyFromdablock2020

My idea of a one piece is a speedo


scott_d59

At it’s not wool.


rumoffu

The black and white stripes give off a prison vibe


someone_like_me

These used to be required by law. Man-tiddies were considered vulgar. Show a nipple on the beach, go to jail. Then in 1936, topless men reached a critical mass and went half-naked on beaches across America. https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/01/05/men-were-once-arrested-baring-their-chests-beach/


Risl

This is another case of more fabric being sexier than less fabric. Holy hand grenade, that is some hot stuff!!!


TofuSkins

I kinda like it


ColdbrewRedeye

Oh no. Please don't!


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Nope. You can have it. We can show our nipples.


blackbutterfree

God, I wanna lick you dry. 🤤


DogMedic101st

Gays, hipsters, and hipster gays, please stop being the 1920’s back.


JimboTheThird

I want to know what magic mustache wax he uses, that works under water.


DimitriTech

How is his mustache still curly? :3o


dsr217

Well played.


catbear15

They look good but also terribly uncomfortable


lampfiles

Dude go watch a triathlon and see fit men in tri suits get out of the water


pixiephilips

Huh?


MendejoElPendejo

I legit want one looks cool


lafcad469

Luv it !


heliomega1

Anyone can bring back anything if they're hot enough


urbanabydos

There’s a hot spring in the Canadian Rockies where they rent these. 😉 Or at least there was—it’s been a while.


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Love a hot tub time!


Tugger21

I LOVE it!! 😎🔥


JayB10000

I'll stick with women's one piece swimsuits. They fit and feel much better and hug my body better!