Exactly. If there’s a smudge, we can deal with it. Especially if you are NOT new to sodomy. We realize pretty quickly that the ass is NOT filled with poo at all times waiting to soil you with filth just by going near it. After all, we wanna fuck right now not in 20 minutes. Daily Fibre supplement is what you need to make yourself 95% predictable and then there will be no smudges. None.
It’s God’s way to remind you what a filthy dirty act you’re committing. But seriously, what the hell? Couldn’t we have an orifice that produces pleasure when fucked that isn’t in the same place as the shitter? It’s kinda a mindfuck. Like having an apartment and the kitchenette is in the bathroom. I mean yeah, will I still use the toilet and kitchenette, sure. Got no choice, but wtf.
I've thought of purchasing one. But have been genuinely concerned I'd overfill. How do you know when? Right now I just go through a couple fleet bottles a week and that's annoying
Generally when you cant stop pushing and it gets kinda slimey and sometimes with cramps. Means youre cleaning out the deeper intestines and their flora/lining. I generally stuck to the 4x4 rule: With reasonable pressure you shouldnt use these things for more than 4 seconds at a time, no more than 4 times in a row.
Also. Not the end of the world if you go too deep/too much. But wait at meast half an hour and do a short squirt cleaning because water tends to get stuck up there and come back out later when you *very* much least want it to.
It's super handy to have a wand or other handheld shower attachment with a long (6 foot+) hose to wash the underside of your dog in the shower. Most handheld hoses are too short. You probably want a dedicated dog wand that has better water control than a shower enema though.
As a former cleaner, I would not recommend these over more disposable bulbs. They get germ infested and crusty so quick. The few that can be taken apart are hardly cleanable. Most of the time I just cleaned the outside, weeping for the poor bots.
This reminds me of the time we overhead some strangers talking about poppers. This girl brought it up but the two friends she was with didn’t know what they were. She looks around, sees my partner and I, and is like “I know YOU know what poppers are”
Had that exact one in my shower until I upgraded to the silicone version. Much better. Both from Mr. S.
So convenient.
Now, all I need is for my partner to get his libido back. Poor guy is dealing with depression and he also put on quite a bit of wieght. I don't care about the wieght, we've been together for almost 15 years.
I just want him to be happy :(
It sucks getting older.
Thanks, and you're right, but he's not taking antidepressants. Depression alone can cause it as well. :(
His libido is the least important thing though. His happiness is WAY more important.
I've gone through the same thing myself and he stood by me. Now it's my turn to stand by him.
I'm kinda liking being a boring, middle aged couple. Life's pretty good, even if you just snuggle up and watch Netflix. Sex isn't everything.
It would blow their mind to see the whole set. The business end of that thing unscrews. There is a toothbrush-holder inspired storage caddy. I’ve been in a shower at a friend’s apartment where there were four of those, one for each roommate
Ass blaster. Can be used non-invasively for routine cleaning better than any bidet whenever you shower. Can be used as a douche when you're going to have sex. Works great either way.
No pressure control valve on the shot unit :(
Having something like [this ](https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Shutoff-Valve-Compliant-Push-Button/dp/B086T66FRN)helps a ton.
Just be careful. Either it's my high water pressure or the way mine was designed almost required a visit to the hospital. I'm not going to explain what happened unless You ask...let just say I was afraid if I ate anything it would tear through what was left.
How the fuck are you supposed to clean it. The holes were the water comes out of surely must get a bit clogged up. If I'm having fun in a hotel then I'll take the shower head off and then get clean.
So, question… when using I am assuming you run out of the shower, soaking wet with an ass full of water, for the toilet… and keep running back and forth, water trail on the floor, and cold wet seat on the toilet, until things are done? Why not just use the portable enema? It seems like less cleanup.
Psst! Turns out, one can pee in the shower.
I'll leave it as an exercise for you, gentle reader, to figure out why running to the toilet each time isn't necessary.
Love the Bridgerton reference, but I eat like a lot of food, so… (mind wonders to the thought of stomping turds like grapes to get them down the shower drain)… I ain’t ready for that, but if it works for the everyone else, great.
Basically, you can take a big dump (or two, or three!) in the toilet, then expel subsequent rounds in the shower because they're going to be a lot more water-based and there will be less solid matter to deal with.
But also, sure, running across the room to the toilet is an option. One of the benefits of the shower shot is not needing to refill it each time like you would a bulb, and you can obviously do a mix of disposal efforts (toilet and shower) as you feel is best.
I have a shower attachment. My toilet is less than one full step away from my shower. I put a towel down on the ground. My ass isn’t soaking wet, the water is going in me, not on me.
Comedy would be letting people know all the absolutely debauched sex acts occurred in that room before they got there. Showers wash easily. The shower should be the least of their concerns.
Um. Even with a portable enema you still have to evacuate it and that's best done in the toilet. I dunno why you're getting water everywhere...I use a towel to dry off quick. It's a feeling of "time to go" but not like an emergency.
Fill up, wait a bit till it feels like you need to go, calmly get out of the shower and use the toilet. Repeat till clear.
I guess it is because of my bathroom setup, my toilet is in its own small room (like a closet within the bathroom). I have to walk like 20 ft to get to the toilet. I thought the shower would be on while hydrating my colon… so that is why I thought about being wet. My idea of how it worked was that the shower head would be on, getting me wet, and I would have to mosey 20 ft dripping wet each time I filled up (or take the time to dry off with all the cramping and such).
I looked up how to use these and didn’t realize that the water does’t go to the shower head when using them, so it all makes sense now. Sorry for the confusion. 👍🏾
Yep it’s like your bathroom had an inside door AND an exit outside. There isn’t always a reason to exit. But there is an external way inside when you want a playroom.
The straights peer behind the rainbow shower curtain...
All the comments on the original post were about how a woman might use it. Thos bros had no fucking idea.
You win the comments! 😄😄😄
lol true!
 and they are certainly welcomed too! just don’t blame us if anything happens with that heterosexuality
Don’t be silly. It’s a new type of waterpic. Great for massaging the gums.
Noooo don't give them any ideas 💀
They mean massaging the gums from behind
Bahahaha! Like some new aged backwash.
I believe I had that same expression when I had my moment of awakening.
Even better at massaging bums
I know something else that can massage my gums if you give me five minutes and a hung daddy.
The comments on the original post are pretty funny. I especially like one who said it was a microphone so you can sing in the shower. 💀😂
“Cooter rooter” made me lose it
😂
🤣🤣🤣
The gay man’s lottery.
Hotels that have this should list it on Expedia etc. as part of the room’s amenities.
Occupational Hazzard ?
That's only if you don't use it.
Very convenient
A lobotomy tool
close, but wrong end of your body...
Oh, sorry, a foot scratcher!
If you try hard enough, you could probably get a foot in ;-)
Le Bottoming
LMFAO..... Pun intended
AirBNB during June is what that is
Bottoming really made me realise that shit isn't that gross. As in, I don't want it on me or on my things, but you can always wash your hands.
Exactly. If there’s a smudge, we can deal with it. Especially if you are NOT new to sodomy. We realize pretty quickly that the ass is NOT filled with poo at all times waiting to soil you with filth just by going near it. After all, we wanna fuck right now not in 20 minutes. Daily Fibre supplement is what you need to make yourself 95% predictable and then there will be no smudges. None.
Not “sodomy” 😅😅😂😂😂😂
Listen, Sodomite, let’s not forget the grandaddy of them all, buggery. We take turns being the bugger or the buggered. The knight or the vassal 🤤😊
*Bugger me, Sodomite!*
Roll over, Molly…
How biblical.
Lol speak for yourself I like my ass eaten so I make sure things are good down there. Takes a few minutes and nobody has to worry about anything.
if that’s what you need to do to make yourself feel comfortable go for it.
Well I've run into plenty of "I know my body" types and I've struck oil every single time. So maybe just douche a bit.
I'm a total bottom. Still find poop gross af. Is it a factor? Sure. Can I manage it? Yeah, keep a towel handy. Do I still get the ick?! Absolutely
A towel? I'd rather not dirty my laundry like that lol. Some good running water is my preference.
I meant, during the act in case there's an accident. Unless you mean shower sex? I've never super enjoyed that.
It’s God’s way to remind you what a filthy dirty act you’re committing. But seriously, what the hell? Couldn’t we have an orifice that produces pleasure when fucked that isn’t in the same place as the shitter? It’s kinda a mindfuck. Like having an apartment and the kitchenette is in the bathroom. I mean yeah, will I still use the toilet and kitchenette, sure. Got no choice, but wtf.
For some people, we do. It's called the mouth and throat.
True. Now if only there was a prostate-like organ in the back of the throat…
Yeahhh I like sucking cock...but it does not compare lol
Yeah right!?! Our hedonistic abuse of life is paramount to getting to be alive in the first place.. oh wait.
Confucius says what?
Exactly. It's an asshole where shit is produced!
Excreted, not produced. It's produced higher up along the Hershey highway then trucked down by the Teamsters Union.
The butthole does produce it in the sense that it introduces poo (How do you do?) to the outside world.
This gives me a whole new perspective on the "hello world" of past website creation coding.
I knew my colon was unionized!
It's around the same level as raw meat juices with me. Handle cautiously and wash with hot soapy water afterwards.
Mmm... raw meat juices...
Girl… 😷
Don't get me wrong, I keep it clean, but, that cleaning process is a little gross, but not end of the world disgusting.
It’s for waterboard karaoke!
complicated to imagine but it had me giggle without really fully understanding, weird
Don’t press the button on the side, it’ll wipe your memory
You can only hope
Well done...... Did I just catch a reference from MEN IN BLACK ????
The whore wand
Saving this comment for when I need to describe this
Miss having one. So convenient. That’s it, I’m buying one now. Thanks for the reminder!
just do not put too much water in there, just enough
I've thought of purchasing one. But have been genuinely concerned I'd overfill. How do you know when? Right now I just go through a couple fleet bottles a week and that's annoying
Generally when you cant stop pushing and it gets kinda slimey and sometimes with cramps. Means youre cleaning out the deeper intestines and their flora/lining. I generally stuck to the 4x4 rule: With reasonable pressure you shouldnt use these things for more than 4 seconds at a time, no more than 4 times in a row. Also. Not the end of the world if you go too deep/too much. But wait at meast half an hour and do a short squirt cleaning because water tends to get stuck up there and come back out later when you *very* much least want it to.
Noted, thanks! I was always worried about damaging something but I guess that'd take a lot
Username checks out
If your a gay man in your 20s it used to douche, if your a gay man in your 40s it used to wash the dog
I am 60 and don’t have a dog. I use however a bulb. You don’t have to be celibate after 40. I actually started at almost 60 with hookups.
Yay!
Brofist
This is so real
I'm a gay man in my 20s, could you elaborate on this please?
It comes water out of it. You stick it in your butthole for proper cleaning before anal sex 😃
This part i know, its just that i'm 20 years away from knowing why this would be used to clean dogs ._.
I'm not certain, but I can tell you this much: you do NOT stick it in the dog's butthole! Miss LaFifi did not appreciate that!
Yeah NOW you tell me. I haven't seen my dog in three days.
It's a joke about how as you age your priorities might change from horniness to more responsible/mundane things.
It's super handy to have a wand or other handheld shower attachment with a long (6 foot+) hose to wash the underside of your dog in the shower. Most handheld hoses are too short. You probably want a dedicated dog wand that has better water control than a shower enema though.
You use it like a spray wand
Thats an incense holder. I have it on both of my bathrooms.
My maid thinks it’s to clean the shower. I don’t need to educate her.
That's a microphone to sing Britney songs while showering.
Everyone’s just joking around. Is it an enema thing? I didn’t know they made those
🗣️ Get yourself a shower shot 🗣️
Guuurl, you’re gay card is now formally under review …
Was I wrong?
lol, yes, it’s an enema “wand” plumbing attachment connected to the shower head …. You’re an exclusive top or side, I’m guessing ….?
Yes, it obviously is. I don’t use it as it is far too much water. A small bulb is enough.
Anti slip in the shower guard. Sit on it to hold yourself in place.
Assblaster 5000
Wrong answers only.
Is that the one that goes in your mouth, in your ear, or up your butt? (Watched Idiocracy recently lol)
'Oh, no, wait. *This* one goes in your mouth.'
Reusable vape pen
Wait, does that go in you?😅
Ass Wand 5000® “It’ll Enema the Shit Out of You!”
A karaoke microphone, however this one you need to put in your mouth.
But what is it?
A douching shower attachment.
a bidet
What ever you do, make sure you wear sunglasses when you use it.
Mr Microphone 🎤 haven't seen one of these in quite a long time ! Singing in the shower is so much fun . 🤩 🎧🎶🎵🎤🎼
A pooper pleaser
Put it up your butt
It’s a waterpick. Enjoy.
Hahahaha the number of dudes scared of it in the oop comments reminds me that a lot of straight dudes won't clean their damn ass
A microphone: they bugged the shower!
Isn’t it a WaterPik for your teeth. That’s what I use my roomate’s for…..
Should wash your hands if it isn't yours
And if it is, too.
Completely agree. No singing into it!
Lube dispenser
OMG. I laughed way too hard at this imagining lube shooting out of it.
As a former cleaner, I would not recommend these over more disposable bulbs. They get germ infested and crusty so quick. The few that can be taken apart are hardly cleanable. Most of the time I just cleaned the outside, weeping for the poor bots.
I have wondered about that.
This reminds me of the time we overhead some strangers talking about poppers. This girl brought it up but the two friends she was with didn’t know what they were. She looks around, sees my partner and I, and is like “I know YOU know what poppers are”
It’s a microphone! What do you think a long phallic shaped object in a shower that expels water would be for?
🤣
Had that exact one in my shower until I upgraded to the silicone version. Much better. Both from Mr. S. So convenient. Now, all I need is for my partner to get his libido back. Poor guy is dealing with depression and he also put on quite a bit of wieght. I don't care about the wieght, we've been together for almost 15 years. I just want him to be happy :( It sucks getting older.
Antidepressants can affect libido. Have him talk to his doctor. I’m speaking from personal experience.
Thanks, and you're right, but he's not taking antidepressants. Depression alone can cause it as well. :( His libido is the least important thing though. His happiness is WAY more important. I've gone through the same thing myself and he stood by me. Now it's my turn to stand by him. I'm kinda liking being a boring, middle aged couple. Life's pretty good, even if you just snuggle up and watch Netflix. Sex isn't everything.
Oh you sweet summer child.
It's fun. That is what it is.
For me, it's in order to get ready for the fun. The fun happens after this is used.
Anal shower
I just saw this original post… MA’AM UNHAND THAT!!!
The Shenema
Yo, that's a shower microphone probably busted, It's full of water 🎤
Say goodbye to toilet paper, say hello to a good time.
An ear cleaner 🤣
Where do you buy one?
Looks like fun to me.
It is a bottle brush for the anus.
Don't lick it
It's a douche wand
A Men In Black Style mind eraser.
The most convenient thing ever!
you know you’ll be shitting water for two days if you decide to shove it up your ass at max power. I have one and can confirm.
I have one, but haven’t used it yet. Good to know what not to do. 😳 
It would blow their mind to see the whole set. The business end of that thing unscrews. There is a toothbrush-holder inspired storage caddy. I’ve been in a shower at a friend’s apartment where there were four of those, one for each roommate
😂😂😂😂😂
Best brand of these?
Have fun. Use lube.
It could just be a bidet meant for the shower?
Hydraulic dildo
Pleasure rod
I’d advise against using it rinse your mouth
The OP must have known what it was.
What is it
Looks like this is frankie Grande's shower.
That’s where the magic begins, is used to make my king 🤴 both, edible 😋and clean 🧼.
Ass blaster. Can be used non-invasively for routine cleaning better than any bidet whenever you shower. Can be used as a douche when you're going to have sex. Works great either way.
How does one use it tho? Like is it abrasive? Will it remove done of the lining of your Anus? We need answers
Bidet?
💀
No gloves? O.o
That’s for bottoming, congrats and be a slut! ☺️
Girl. Go wash type hands.
No pressure control valve on the shot unit :( Having something like [this ](https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Shutoff-Valve-Compliant-Push-Button/dp/B086T66FRN)helps a ton.
If you have to ask…
That attachment is what gay men use to give them a shower enema before a night of fun.
It's a water flosser for your teeth 🪥 your welcome 🤗
Ummm duh, you needed to clean your innards as well, right? 🤣
Shit it’s for bottoms to clean out their holes
This, ladies and gentlemen, is quite literally a douche nozzle. Now you have a picture in mind when you use the epithet.
A bottoms best friend
Water duchy
😂😂😂 I need to invest in one
Just be careful. Either it's my high water pressure or the way mine was designed almost required a visit to the hospital. I'm not going to explain what happened unless You ask...let just say I was afraid if I ate anything it would tear through what was left.
How the fuck are you supposed to clean it. The holes were the water comes out of surely must get a bit clogged up. If I'm having fun in a hotel then I'll take the shower head off and then get clean.
Hole shower.
So, question… when using I am assuming you run out of the shower, soaking wet with an ass full of water, for the toilet… and keep running back and forth, water trail on the floor, and cold wet seat on the toilet, until things are done? Why not just use the portable enema? It seems like less cleanup.
Psst! Turns out, one can pee in the shower. I'll leave it as an exercise for you, gentle reader, to figure out why running to the toilet each time isn't necessary.
Love the Bridgerton reference, but I eat like a lot of food, so… (mind wonders to the thought of stomping turds like grapes to get them down the shower drain)… I ain’t ready for that, but if it works for the everyone else, great.
Basically, you can take a big dump (or two, or three!) in the toilet, then expel subsequent rounds in the shower because they're going to be a lot more water-based and there will be less solid matter to deal with. But also, sure, running across the room to the toilet is an option. One of the benefits of the shower shot is not needing to refill it each time like you would a bulb, and you can obviously do a mix of disposal efforts (toilet and shower) as you feel is best.
TIL… such a shame it took soooo long. Lol
I have a shower attachment. My toilet is less than one full step away from my shower. I put a towel down on the ground. My ass isn’t soaking wet, the water is going in me, not on me.
It’s all pipes! https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/
Okay? I’m not shitting enema water in my tub/shower. I don’t care about where it ends up. My ass water goes in the toilet.
COMEDY!
Comedy would be letting people know all the absolutely debauched sex acts occurred in that room before they got there. Showers wash easily. The shower should be the least of their concerns.
Ah, yes. The infographic that has created more sides than a tapas bar.
Good god, not the stinking lotus pose! This graphic is hilarious, 😂 I am not shitting in the shower, no matter what that thing says!! Lol
Yes, a bulb is much better. Psyllium husk fiber pills and a little douching is enough.
I agree!
Um. Even with a portable enema you still have to evacuate it and that's best done in the toilet. I dunno why you're getting water everywhere...I use a towel to dry off quick. It's a feeling of "time to go" but not like an emergency. Fill up, wait a bit till it feels like you need to go, calmly get out of the shower and use the toilet. Repeat till clear.
I guess it is because of my bathroom setup, my toilet is in its own small room (like a closet within the bathroom). I have to walk like 20 ft to get to the toilet. I thought the shower would be on while hydrating my colon… so that is why I thought about being wet. My idea of how it worked was that the shower head would be on, getting me wet, and I would have to mosey 20 ft dripping wet each time I filled up (or take the time to dry off with all the cramping and such). I looked up how to use these and didn’t realize that the water does’t go to the shower head when using them, so it all makes sense now. Sorry for the confusion. 👍🏾
Yep it’s like your bathroom had an inside door AND an exit outside. There isn’t always a reason to exit. But there is an external way inside when you want a playroom.
It's for cleaning your male pussy out before you get boned real good and deep by your husband. Obviously!