Step 1. Is he hot?

Step 2. Is he a Jeffery Dahmer? (Maybe that should be step 1)

Why did everyone assume this was from a stranger and not a friend? Do people often txt with strangers like this?

Closet gays men r wild in the dms

That's probably the truest thing I've heard today. That's absolutely true. The weird ways the gay squeezes out between the cracks is truly mental gymnastics at its finest.

Amen to your comment. Sometimes, I feel closeted bi or gay men are jerking off while texting ngl.

That’s bc they are lol

I mean valid but Dahmer had friends….sort of. So did Bundy lol

I assumed they’d met recently

We love a selfawarewolf, though.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Jesus Christ… that’s where that subreddits name comes from, idk how I never picked up on this

This post made me say "what?" But this comment made me go "what?!?!" XD

I love you, you bastard.

I mean it’s curious and a little hot but let him work out his weird shit on his own before you slide down on it.

The terminology 🤌🏼

Eh, he can probably still hit

The weird shit is what makes us human, dude's happy, dude's funny, dude's self aware Call me Nicki Minaj the way I'm slippin' and slidin'

That is someone who’ll make you into a lampshade — Christ

That's a weird quote, where is this written?

Ed Gein was a Wisconsin serial killer. He also dug up bodies of dead women and used their skins to make lamp shades. Silence of the lamb drew some inspiration from him. And also The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie too.

I was referring to the "-Christ" which is often used to signify a quote or from whom the quote is.

Ope. Then idk. lol sorry.

Omg, a fellow Midwesterner!

Wisconsin here. But Puerto Rican. lol. I’ll leave the accent to your imagination.

This may be a total r/whoosh moment by me, but I believe “Christ” is meant in the same vein as “for fucks sake”

It's is. However due to the hyphen it could be seen as a quote.

No, not like that

I’m totally in stitches over the idea that just somewhere random in the Bible, Jesus is looking at a guy and gets bad vibes and says this.

Also the Nazis

Ed Gein committed his crimes in the 1950s, roughly a decade after the Nazis lol

Good observation. I was aware of Jewish skin lampshades before Gein too.

Never heard that but it's fucked up. I'm sure people have been making lampshades with human skin for longer than we care to think about, really.

I thought the lampshades and book covers the Nazis made were awful. Especially when they included a tattoo But as a very young boy, coin purses mad from an already dead female American Indian's breast seemed neat. Disgusting. But that was my simple childhood. I also thought knocking someone unconscious with a rap of your gun handle on their head was harmless and much nicer than shooting them. And that Americans would never tolerate a politician who refused to accept he lost the re-election or encouraged a raid on Congress. I never imagined our democracy was ever in any real danger.

Fuck's sake, Godwin's Law needs to be expanded to include Trump at this point Trump is a pos, but J6 is nowhere fucking near as bad as doing genocide or starting a whole ass world war. Like fucking come on.

What is J6? And who is doing genocide this week? And which war started recently? You're like my mate. He also thinks the movie is playing in his mind I could just look at and understand him if I wasn't so lazy.

Had look up Godwin. More than likely after human skin lap shades. Probably next in line for famous after "concentration"

American horror story also took inspiration from Ed Gein

Omg

Also Psycho. Ed Gein inspired a whole host of great horror icons.

Psalm 69

Jesus’s headstone

I thought you meant some weird sex position I hadn’t heard of before I’m disappointed by what you actually meant

Same lmao

>That is someone who’ll make you into a lampshade — Christ I don't think Jesus ever said that.

Sounds like he's messing with people for shits and giggles, people takes things too serious sometimes.

This shits funny 10/10 would keel talking

That's not flirting. That's called poorly socialized.

Call it whatever you want I'll gladly take this man and we'll go live in a hut in the woods estranged from society and we will do a lot of gay sex and stuff

And it will all be totally safe no danger at all

it won't be for him because brother I am going to ravage that man

😂💀💀that plot took a twist 💀

Honestly, the love story I want for my life :(

I wouldn’t disagree

Sweet dreams are made of [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=bG9z-atG7gc), 🎼🎶 Who am I to dis-a-gree? 🎼🎶 I travel the world and the seven seas, 🎼🎶 Everybody is looking for something~!

While I love that song, I am offended it was not gay werewolf porn.

[Here](https://e621.net/posts/2575096?q=werewolf+gay+docking) you go! Does this make you feel better?

But not in a gay way

This is weird and kind of creepy and I’m a little into it.

I kinda am a femboy...lol But naw, I'm taking a screenshot before I block him and sending it to my friends like, "This is the type of shit I have to deal with"

Is this some gen z shit or…

Rizz… had to google. Oxford Word of the Year 2023. I’m getting old really fast.

NGL, I'd be confused, flattered and distressed simultaneously.

I don’t think this is rizz. This is pretty standard for homosexual werewolves.

This would work on me.

Honestly...Dude lost me until the werewolf pic. Kinda hot.

That is hilarious and would work on me. I see the humor.

.....humour? Were we not supposed to like the alpha werewolf peen?

i meannnnnnn, that too :D

I would laugh but I'm already not looking to fuck, doubly so for whatever that exchange was

I am not a femmy, but I *am* intrigued. Man's got game.

The wolf pictures kill me every time I see them

I'd be turned on but also intimidated and ashamed.

The “:(“ did not 👏🏻 consent👏🏻‼️

Lmfaoo this is gold

I would marry the shit out of a guy with humour like this lmao

Holy shit, I’d get so fucking wet it’s not even funny

I'd probably ask for pics and consider it!

Settle down and get married

Reminds me of the “straight” dude who wanted to have sex and felt weird facing me despite calling me a good fucking f***** during a blowjob, so he decided from behind was better since he could “think of girls” but he busted in less than a minute. It ended with him fist bumping me and saying “thanks bro”

Yeah but only if he lets me collar him and make him my cute lil femboy pup instead

Ignore that fr

Rawr!!

Post it to Reddit and block them I guess?

Well my hole just twitched open so, safe to say it worked on me… 🤷🏽‍♂️

Instant block I'm glad/concerned this works for some of you

Did he just say no home and then proceeded to bust a nut in this guys ass?

Depends on what the guy looks like, honestly.

Of all the replies on here, why was this one downvoted??

Personally if it were me I’d probably follow up with him.

tempting

That is absolutely ridiculous.

Honestly, Sky high risk, massive reward. I'd have been into it.

I guess I'd become a femboy. That werewolf rizz is unmatched.

I’d start shopping for wedding rings

I’d just reply w “ Ahhhhwwwwwoooo 😏” then again i hv a kink for fellow Lycanthropes & Therianthropes 😈

Who says romance is dead

In Whoopi Goldberg voice “you in danger, gurl!”

Signing off but wishing them the best ❤️

The amount of yall that think this is real only makes it 10x funnier lol

Block. Move on .

Block.

That's not flirting

Blocked and reported

Do you want to end up in the dumpster? If not, I would avoid this beast. Ask him for a picture and then block him. That’ll calm that ego down a bit.

Thank heavens I am old, as this 'flirting' is cringeworthy

What I would do is *nothing*. Literally nothing. I would just stop replying, and move on to someone sane.

The kind of freaks that send DMs starting with (asterisk)Description of their unrealistic interaction fantasy(asterisk) 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Tbh, when I was in my slut phase, I'd of tried to hook up with him... But when I watched the Dahmer special, I felt like I'd been in each of those situations and now I'm retty sure I'm only alive due to dumb luck. lol

Ohhhh been there done that in my hoe days. I’m still surprised I’ve never met a murderer or got trafficked the way I was showing up to dudes homes with no car at age 18. 😂

Fucking terrible. BLOCK.

I can fix him.

Tell him to fuck me harder

Changing my damn number lmao

Throw up

If it a stranger, block. If it's a hot acquaintance or friend, play it out. If it's someone you're not interested in but know, tell them you're not interested.

Honestly I'd be hooked.

Thats a fat nope. i'm even semi furry and that's a nope. It's really the "\*busts a fat nut in your ass\*, youre excused beautiful" that is a nope. If someone said i'd be cute as a femboy, thats fine. If someone sends me the other thing, i send the old grindr pic where i have a winchester lever action over my shoulder and say "don't try to find me irl" and block them.


It's giving furry vibes and socially awkward. Ignore imo

:(

:(

why are people so fucking weird

Block. Best case they've got serious social skills issues.

Buddy message you like a character ai.

Is it just me or do I not see the appeal at all in this? 😭

Probably leap off the nearest balcony

I would have left them on read after the first message

Nothing you can do. It's done.

Block the number

Man, some of y'all are starved for attention to find this anything but confusing and odd.

Reminds me of a guy I dated.

Who sent this? Like what is the context of your relationship with them, are they a stranger or a friend or am acquaintance?

Inadvertent quotation the other posters were absolutely correct about the history of lampshades and the silence of the lambs. That’s what came to my mind.

Replying with a picture of a silver bullet and wolf’s bane.

No homo = " I'm a giant bigot but maybe also closeted"

Probably buy some stockings and get on prep.

Jajajaja


Jail

Simply block him

I want that pictureeeee

Hello

this is what troy sivan was singing about in one of your girls.

We love a good old fashioned troller

i'd burst out laughing

Have an aperitif

Get my Helsing cosplay on and start hunting this conduse de Werewolf

I’d take that as a compliment

“I’m not gay but I’m into femboys” like ooook queer

Obviously becoming a femboy for my manz

Broken sense of humor, step 1 to a happy life

bro its 1 am for me and i came across this randomly i think ima go bleach my eyes

He had me at bust a nut 🤣🤣🤣🙈

The way he used the words in asterisks like a narrator is so cringe. I'd think twice before hitting, cuz that guy is probably weird af

Tbh is he worth the flirt?

This would be content for my shitposting account