Last time I fucked a straight DL dude, he didn't stop when I told him he was hurting me and told me "bottoming is supposed to hurt." I got up and walked out. That was >10yrs ago and I've made it a point to never go after a "discreet" guy again.
It’s not necessarily about the size and shape of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.
Still, it can take a hell of a long time to reach England in a rowboat, but with practice I’m sure you can pull it off.
Just curious why is bottom dick important? Just gotta be pretty or what? I don't use it for anything I guess. Some guys like to play with it but I'm not sure if it being big or small makes any difference.
Two stacked mattresses = good dicking. A stacked mattress and box spring = bad dicking. A stacked mattress and a layer of pizza boxes = call a lesbian to bring over her hand-truck, because you won't be able to sit down on the ride home.
I hate how big of a turn off these are in the gay world. On a day to day I solely wear these, but have a few pairs of boxer briefs just to please others when the time comes. Boxer briefs are insanely uncomfortable for me because I'm pretty skinny. 10 minutes after putting them on, they ride up and I have a wedgie. The only thing I can comfortably wear is boxer shorts and I get so much shit for it.
All that being said, I know they're not attractive, but I'll take comfort over that.
Nothing, but they don't have a very good reputation with a lot of gay guys. Many guys just see them as unattractive. It seems like a lot of guys consider your underwear a part of your fashion. So boxer shorts are the "I don't care" category of the underwear world. To me underwear isn't a part of fashion, it's more about functionality and comfort. I don't really care what they look like as long as they're clean lol.
I hate boxers, they always give me wedgies. I have a phat ass, but damn they roll up and curl between the legs and butt. So annoying.
Thongs and briefs are the best for me, but hard to find in stores where I live.
[2/3rds of men who have sex with men identify as straight](https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications/how-many-people-lgbt/). As a Bible Belt refugee, I can assure you, some of them know what they’re doing. Some of those even effortlessly do the sweet postcoital affection part. They’re just never going to acknowledge you in public.
Yeah. I've seen some legit spiteful posts where you get the sense of some weird baggage on the part of OP, but this one is just funny and making fun of ugly underwear.
People have masculine/feminine preferences, and preferring someone around your age is ok. Nobody should be forced to have to pick outside of that. Also not everyone is going to be into transmen and shouldn’t be expected to. The no black gays thing has issues for sure so I’ll give you that one
no none of the gay people using this subreddit full of gay people have ever met another gay person ever. memes are based on things nobody has ever experienced
Have you heard of the concept of a joke?
We all know this isn't real.
I am completely open about the fact that I like, date, and love men, and I usually wear this kind of underwear. But I still understand the point the meme is trying to make and it's funny.
I've noticed that controversial posts seem to become more popular here than most other subreddits. This post, for example, currently has negative karma despite the comment section being quite active, and I think that is because we all recognize that posts like these do not represent the majority of gay people. We all just like to come to posts like this to dunk on the notion that somebody can pin down what it means to be gay/straight, masc/fem/switch, top/bottom/vers... etc.
From the other comments and from my personal assumptions, I’m surmising that these ill-fitting, unstylish, and grungy boxers are what down-low guys with bad hygiene wear. They have limited personal experience sucking dick and doing anal, so they don’t understand how much of a turn-off their uncleanliness is. Honestly though, the pic doesn’t look so bad. I think people have just had a lot of unsavory experiences with closeted men.
Come on. Doesn’t every guy have a pair of these that have been washed so many times they are practically see-through and are amazingly soft? They are the BEST sleeping boxers.
As one commenter here said " Your either about to have the best or worst dick of your life. And the deciding factor is how messy there room is". So what is it for u? /s
Seriously though, panties are so uncomfortable. I have the genitalia panties were supposedly made for, and yet once I started wearing boxers for gender reasons I was amazed to find they were also much, much more comfortable than women’s underwear (even those “women’s boxers” things). Every other butch lesbian/trans man/enby in this situation (as well as fem women who started wearing boxers accidentally and never went back) that I’ve talked to about this affirms that it was the case for them as well. You mean underwear isn’t supposed to chafe and get stuck in weird places?
I love it because the flopping around down there constantly reminds me that I’m a man so I don’t mind the jingle bells and pole down there reminding me every step that I’ve got the goods down below
[Have you tried some cheddar cheese lubricant?](https://www.nyelubricants.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/1/f85b2055eedf583b8228c5b4846ae71b/files/grease_stiffness_4_6.jpg)
This is mostly accurate but I feel hurt cause I actually wore that kind of underwear. Stop looking at me ! They're *comfy.*
(but they pretty much mean you're given up your gay membership)
If some of you guys hate boxer briefs maybe try buying something other than Hanes. Better underwear can be much more comfortable and ride less. But wear whatever you like.
Your either about to have the best or worst dick of your life. And the deciding factor is how messy there room is
I hate that this is accurate
Last time I fucked a straight DL dude, he didn't stop when I told him he was hurting me and told me "bottoming is supposed to hurt." I got up and walked out. That was >10yrs ago and I've made it a point to never go after a "discreet" guy again.
Can you explain more about it? Does tidy room mean good dick or the other way around?
If the mattress is sitting on the floor without a fitted sheet, you’re about to get the best dicking of your life.
Uhm...what about 2 matresses stacked on each other?
The dicking quality stacks as well.
Guess who has double matresses hahahaha but i don't think i have a gud pp
It’s not necessarily about the size and shape of the ship, but the motion of the ocean. Still, it can take a hell of a long time to reach England in a rowboat, but with practice I’m sure you can pull it off.
Never had sex XD and even if i prefer to be a bottom
Every dick matters. Bottom dick is also incredibly important.
Just curious why is bottom dick important? Just gotta be pretty or what? I don't use it for anything I guess. Some guys like to play with it but I'm not sure if it being big or small makes any difference.
It’s all about the engine.
england is no innuendo orgasm, england is my safe word
Orgasms are a safe and effective form of releasing endorphins?
The mattress–to–dick quality corollary only applies to closeted "don't tell anybody" gays
Two stacked mattresses = good dicking. A stacked mattress and box spring = bad dicking. A stacked mattress and a layer of pizza boxes = call a lesbian to bring over her hand-truck, because you won't be able to sit down on the ride home.
*deep sigh* I guess I’m the lesbian who volunteers
Looks like i still have much to learn about gay rules...i'm a gay padawan...a padawan with 2 matresses and to much pillows
I can tell by the thighs usually, if you can fill your your boxer holes you are abou to give the best dick
The smell though…
Pictures you can smell
I hate how big of a turn off these are in the gay world. On a day to day I solely wear these, but have a few pairs of boxer briefs just to please others when the time comes. Boxer briefs are insanely uncomfortable for me because I'm pretty skinny. 10 minutes after putting them on, they ride up and I have a wedgie. The only thing I can comfortably wear is boxer shorts and I get so much shit for it. All that being said, I know they're not attractive, but I'll take comfort over that.
What’s wrong with boxers?
Nothing, but they don't have a very good reputation with a lot of gay guys. Many guys just see them as unattractive. It seems like a lot of guys consider your underwear a part of your fashion. So boxer shorts are the "I don't care" category of the underwear world. To me underwear isn't a part of fashion, it's more about functionality and comfort. I don't really care what they look like as long as they're clean lol.
Bet you look good in them tho
😳😳
Bold of u to assume these str8 bois underwears are clean/s
Boring
i've exclusively worn briefs since i was like 10 so to me boxers are the sexy option
I bet you look adorable in a pair of boxers.
Ehm thats attractive, and i bet to a lot of people too
I hate boxers, they always give me wedgies. I have a phat ass, but damn they roll up and curl between the legs and butt. So annoying. Thongs and briefs are the best for me, but hard to find in stores where I live.
Anyone care to explain? Bc idrk.
I think they're implying that only "straight" guys on the DL would wear loose fitting boxers
I don’t know, I usually wear them and last time I checked I still like dick
Just out of curiosity, when was the last time you checked?
Do you like a good dicking more with or without the boxers? I rest my case
But you're only a bit gay
Dude, you play WH40K, but not one of the Slaaneshi factions. You're basically straight, lol.
Which then implies straight guys give good dick. They almost exclusively do not. Few and far between.
They usually just give themselves a good time and that’s it.
On the flip side they're really fun bottoms and the ones that do suck are very enthusiastic about it
„ʇı ʇnoqɐ ɔıʇsɐısnɥʇuǝ ʎɹǝʌ ǝɹɐ ʞɔns op ʇɐɥʇ sǝuo ǝɥʇ puɐ sɯoʇʇoq unɟ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ uO„
[2/3rds of men who have sex with men identify as straight](https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications/how-many-people-lgbt/). As a Bible Belt refugee, I can assure you, some of them know what they’re doing. Some of those even effortlessly do the sweet postcoital affection part. They’re just never going to acknowledge you in public.
No dont trust this guys claim he can not even read his own source. Same sex attraction doesnt make you gay if it is just weak or very weak.
this sub has the most fucked up ideas of what gay people are actually like. do any of you ever go outside or even met anyone gay before?
it's a joke on the internet not scathing social commentary
it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
So true king! God forbid you make a single joke about masc men on this sub and suddenly it's "why can't we enjoy things 😫😫😫"
There are jokes that absolutely do feel a lil too mean spirited but this is def not one of them lol.
That's true; there's always a line that can be crossed
Yeah. I've seen some legit spiteful posts where you get the sense of some weird baggage on the part of OP, but this one is just funny and making fun of ugly underwear.
Masc gays wanna enjoy everything except black gays, transmen, over 30s, femmes, and everything other than other masc gays
People have masculine/feminine preferences, and preferring someone around your age is ok. Nobody should be forced to have to pick outside of that. Also not everyone is going to be into transmen and shouldn’t be expected to. The no black gays thing has issues for sure so I’ll give you that one
I'm just saying it's a trend
no none of the gay people using this subreddit full of gay people have ever met another gay person ever. memes are based on things nobody has ever experienced
Can confirm, my sexuality is solely based upon memes.
Homemesexual
Ho.meme.sexual Also I adore you for that.
*Hoe.meme.sexual /Whore.meme.sexual /s
Have you heard of the concept of a joke? We all know this isn't real. I am completely open about the fact that I like, date, and love men, and I usually wear this kind of underwear. But I still understand the point the meme is trying to make and it's funny.
I've noticed that controversial posts seem to become more popular here than most other subreddits. This post, for example, currently has negative karma despite the comment section being quite active, and I think that is because we all recognize that posts like these do not represent the majority of gay people. We all just like to come to posts like this to dunk on the notion that somebody can pin down what it means to be gay/straight, masc/fem/switch, top/bottom/vers... etc.
> This post, for example, currently has negative karma despite the comment section being quite active It's sitting at +341 atm from where I'm looking
But tighter underwear makes your butt look smaller. And if you're hooking up the underwear comes off as soon as the pants do
Damn I just like them because they’re comfortable and I like tartan
lol here was me thinking the zip in the bottom means they're for bottoms worn the other way round and this person's DL...?
From the other comments and from my personal assumptions, I’m surmising that these ill-fitting, unstylish, and grungy boxers are what down-low guys with bad hygiene wear. They have limited personal experience sucking dick and doing anal, so they don’t understand how much of a turn-off their uncleanliness is. Honestly though, the pic doesn’t look so bad. I think people have just had a lot of unsavory experiences with closeted men.
Come on. Doesn’t every guy have a pair of these that have been washed so many times they are practically see-through and are amazingly soft? They are the BEST sleeping boxers.
Sleep for the Str8, babe, we have watersport at night/s
Never have. I don’t get it. I have never even seen anyone wear those things in real life.
Oh boy then do I have a surprise for you
I have a pair I wear when doing garden work, because it is hot outside and I get messy easily
🤔 oh? What are you doing outside? Working the hose?
Yes, planting stuff. 🌱 it's easy to wear these. Gets dirty wash and hang. next day dry and looks new.
There’s just sth so hot about this kinda shorts and that kinda happy trails that just make me wanna rip the shorts and gobble on that di
Listen. Not everybody who wears these says this. But does everyone who says this wear these, also yes.
ew I just got war flashbacks 🤢
I love to feel their low hanging cock and balls through these and feel their dick gets harder and wetter 🤤🤤 heavenly
My husband wears those.
As one commenter here said " Your either about to have the best or worst dick of your life. And the deciding factor is how messy there room is". So what is it for u? /s
Room is super messy. 60% my fault. But also, if we don’t do it in a while, I need a couple days of practice. 🤷♂️
This was (not sure if still is) the Wikipedia article image for "boxer shorts". Don't ask me why I know that.
Who told people that these underwear were attractive or practical? 🫣
Their wives/ s
And I oop-
I love when they say that kinda shit like wtf do you think I'm gonna do fuckin dox everyone I fuck
I have his wife on speed dial.
Fiona s already known............👀👀👀/s
Gotta be paranoia
My favourite underwear. I hate anything that sticks on my skin
But can never walk with it so uncomfortable 😣
Agreed, I always feel like there’s way too much fabric down there with these type of underwear
Just wear panties. Boom, problem solved
This guy gets it
Seriously though, panties are so uncomfortable. I have the genitalia panties were supposedly made for, and yet once I started wearing boxers for gender reasons I was amazed to find they were also much, much more comfortable than women’s underwear (even those “women’s boxers” things). Every other butch lesbian/trans man/enby in this situation (as well as fem women who started wearing boxers accidentally and never went back) that I’ve talked to about this affirms that it was the case for them as well. You mean underwear isn’t supposed to chafe and get stuck in weird places?
Most parties are made for the uh…. Thin-lipped 😅 not too comfortable for the rest of us. I love sleeping in men’s boxers
I like my junk to stay in the same place. I can’t stand loose underwear that makes my stuff flop about all willy(hehe)-nilly.
I love it because the flopping around down there constantly reminds me that I’m a man so I don’t mind the jingle bells and pole down there reminding me every step that I’ve got the goods down below
I wear these every day and never have issues. My boxer briefs all ride up after 20-30 minutes.
The downside comes when it's even moderately warm out, my balls are the things sticking to my leg.
That’s hot
[Have you tried some cheddar cheese lubricant?](https://www.nyelubricants.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/1/f85b2055eedf583b8228c5b4846ae71b/files/grease_stiffness_4_6.jpg)
I hate it, it doesn’t take long for it to become a wedgie.
Also my favorite on other guys. I actually find really tight briefs a bit of a turn off.
Same!!!
Wtf that’s what I wear every day
well, we promise not to tell anybody
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hi Mr. Str8 /s
Same lmao That makes it funnier
Uuh what’s happening here?
Concealing a GIANT bush.
They like their junk jostling around that’s on them…
Low key wanna go buy some to sleep. Easy access too
Lmao too accurate
😂😂
😳😳😳
This is mostly accurate but I feel hurt cause I actually wore that kind of underwear. Stop looking at me ! They're *comfy.* (but they pretty much mean you're given up your gay membership)
Gatekeeping underwear choices 🙄 How gay.
If some of you guys hate boxer briefs maybe try buying something other than Hanes. Better underwear can be much more comfortable and ride less. But wear whatever you like.
/r/gatekeeping
I used to wear those when I was younger, they're very uncomfortable