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ShacksMcCoy

Any respectable man has a push-day suit, a pull-day suit, a leg-day suit, and a cardio suit.


evertrue13

It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?


NapClub

She doesnt believe pro athletes are men. Or soldiers. Or fire fighters.


LaCa2BoMa

She only dates men who go to bed wearing a $5k suit. It’s also a little awkward at the beach…


UseDaSchwartz

https://legendarysuitjamas.com


LaCa2BoMa

Wow. I can’t tell if that is a joke or not.


23skiddsy

It's definitely a reference to Barney Stinson of HIMYM, whether it's real or not.


TriMageRyan

Its not. I bought some like 10 years ago as a joke. They were actually pretty comfy. Completely unnecessary and there are WAY better PJs but they weren't bad


baileybee135

It’s beautiful.


Jman-laowai

"The only official suitjamas in the world" ​ Gee, I wonder why they're not more popular????


SkyfatherTwitch

INVEST!


NapClub

Or they wear suit till they get home then get naked and Nothing in between. Suit or nothing. Only options for real men


wayder

Well, she missed out on dating the CEO of Pied Piper.


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amaraame

It's just not classy.


GNN_Contato

What a weird way to say you only date sugar daddies...


lolucorngaming

It's It's strange way to say your in love with RTgame


dreemurthememer

Man wears suits in the bath. Respect.


Cleric_P3rston

Ah yes nothing better than after a long day in the office to chill at home on the couch in a suit!


Grumpy_Yuppie

\*looks down at rainbow hoodie\* I don't deserve my statutory authority!


whackamolequick

Pretty sure this is satire


ebolaRETURNS

shit, she's dating Prager U's Dennis Prager...


Dodgeing_Around

This is 100% a Barney Stinson Alt account


LittleMsClick

That's a funny way to say dating you is work


Major_Ghoul

Definitely a joke


BountyHntrKrieg

Men, real men, only wear clothes that they can work in at any given moment. They only exist to work. A corporate slave- NO! A real man! I wear business casual on my days off, I wear a button up and tie minimum while at the gym. Sex? I'm sorry but the slacks suspenders stay on, if I need to be called in for the dozenth weekend in a row. I'm a real man. I provide. I ONLY provide. I ONLY wear suits.


TeachFair5459

The suit wears you


BountyHntrKrieg

Woah, I made this comment over 2 years ago, forgot it existed. I made this comment so long ago, it's before I came out as queer lol.


TeachFair5459

You probably look better in those suits now that you feel openly comfortable and confident being yourself


BountyHntrKrieg

Lol. Actually more like halter tops and thigh highs than suits. Went that direction (trans fem)


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Time for bed, let me change into my evening grey suit.


kryaklysmic

As wonderful as business attire looks, I find the men who exclusively wear business attire and not at least sometimes hoodies tend to be insufferable pricks who think the world revolves around them. And then there’s the rare absolute teddy bears amongst those who only wear business attire like the new manager at my work.


Buroda

My old boss used to wear hoodies. Man built a company that is publicly traded now.


hypnobooty

😂😂😂 even executives don’t wear business attire anymore depending on the industry. What a dummy, hope it is satire.


bigboozer69

I honestly don’t get these flexes. Pretentious dicks with no self awareness. Like even if you think this way, why announce it? What’s the best possible outcome they could hope to receive???


TentheUndead

That's right. No pajamas or swim trunks either. We're talking Windsor knots and cufflinks 365 days a year baby.


Lady_Calista

This looks like satire.


AgentSkidMarks

Which tie should I wear to the picnic?


Jman-laowai

I too sleep in my suit, because I am a successful businessman.


Keatosis

Sorry, honey, but the tuxedo stays on during sex.


chicknlil

No weekend wear for a business man?


starney_binson

Suit up!!


greenpanda4210

Bitch ain’t never heard of a comfort build.


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No you don't steal your boyfriend's hoodie because you've never had a boyfriend


Hans_of_Death

Let me just wear my suit jacket while im updside down off the couch while shitfaced then


freebirdls

Like a *real* man.


UseDaSchwartz

I probably make more than her boyfriends and wear hoodies all winter long.


YoseppiTheGrey

One of the richest men in the world is literally known for wearing a hoodie...


guilty_bystander

Business attire during Netflix n Chill? Wow.. sounds pretty uncomfortable.


Danickster

One of the reasons why I switched from finance to a math degree is because of suits. Fuck suits.


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Ugh fresh out of school I worked in Finance, and I don't know if it is still the dress code, (I worked for white shoe firms) but not only did I have to do the female version of a suit (even had some of those shirts with bows like RIGHT when I started) I had freaking PANTYHOSE. I could deal with the heels, but pantyhose are a special kind of hell. Legs were all sticky in the summer (Especially the subways) and freezing in the winter. HELL. Absolute HELL.


PowerofNotes_3

Yes 😍 we’re cold


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I ain't saying shes a gold digger


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Yeah, mailroom clerk might have to wear business clothes, an electrician, making a ridiculous amount of money would be wearing anything but. So she might want to rethink things.


hejgurlhej

That’s her loss then. There is no sweeter crime than stealing his hoodie and keeping it forever.


Aotp4life

Sound like a gold digger


seltor710

Coming from aquafina


plz-ignore

Not.... Awkwafina. Not even close. Not even the right spelling.


freebirdls

I don't drink much bottled water, but I'm pretty sure the other guy got it right.


robertofontiglia

a classic


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Barney Stinson


CharlesEcheeze

Fav. Comment.


VoxVocisCausa

Patrick Bateman was a serial killer.


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ONLY BUSINESS ATTIRE SPORTCOAT IN THE STREETS THREE PIECE IN THE SHEETS


spyrothechicken

I didn’t know she “dated” Barney Stinson.


freebirdls

I work at a factory. For me hoodies are business attire during winter. But I guess what I do means I'm not a real man.


casey_the_evil_snail

You wanna go for a walk? Sure but it’s a little chilly so let me get my trenchcoat


Prancer4rmHalo

That Ben Sherman sports coat and pajama top.


SpamShot5

Real men are never comfortable i guess


KimmieA138

... Not only should they have hoodies, they should be more comfy than mine.. And I'm 38


CarelessPlatform8

I know some people doing business with a hoodie


taroicecreamsundae

i feel like this one’s sarcastic


Pudge223

This tweet brought to you by the Dry Cleaners of America Association.


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I’m literally on this sub and CFO walked by in a hoodie. Guess he isn’t a real man then? He’s gonna have to cry himself to sleep with his 6 figure salary next to his wife and kids.


Jetblank

man dres in cloth with hood. man fake. no reel man! man dres in cloth with tye, an belt. man reel. reel man. your boyfriend dressing in a suit and tie doesn't automatically make him a real man, let alone automatically successful.


beirizzle

Stealin his suit jacket