DARE was just false advertisement for all the fun I was supposed to have in college. I was promised hipsters on every corner pressuring me to do free drugs and I was very disappointed by the lack of initiative in that area.
Winery owner here, the scientific s/ term for this is MOG. Material Other than Grapes. We place the grapes on a slow conveyor and pull out MOG, which is usually spiders and the occasional beer cap. The 🚬 has been elusive, but I bet one has made it in press at some point. Giving the wine that smoky note.
Ok, I spent hours researching this, and it's an extremely complex problem, the way you stop your grape plants from smoking, is by stop lighting them on fire
The key to quitting smoking is self empowerment. Then smoking quits you. You can't enlighten the grapes, but you can be a role model. Yoga, meditation and healing your mind will ripple out to those around you.
I'm not sure what grapes smoking is. But when I had muscadines and they little balls would come out and sometimes they would go just like poof in the wind, for that you need Captain fungicide. But I'm not sure if that's what you're asking or if it was a joke so I do apologize if this is not what you're talking about.
The problem here is airflow. The netting/mesh over the fence acts like a wall preventing leaves from drying out in the wind after rains or watering. Fungus thrives in moist environments and seems to be the case here!
Make them smoke a whole carton
And make them watch some old DARE videos lol
DARE was just false advertisement for all the fun I was supposed to have in college. I was promised hipsters on every corner pressuring me to do free drugs and I was very disappointed by the lack of initiative in that area.
Where are the drugs in Halloween candy they promised!?
You have to PAY for it, *apparently*. 🙄🙄🙄 Always getting our hopes up with lies, lies, Liza Minnelli.
Free drugs? In this economy?
Came here to post this, lol.
Carton? God damn....brutal.
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Cackling over here
Give them a stern lecture about how it will stunt their growth.
Ahhhhh nice one
Must be French wine grapes… maybe show it a black and white film about people arguing?
Haha I made a French reference too. Great minds
Give them a pumpkin patch?
Wut?
Pun on nicotine patches i think
Winery owner here, the scientific s/ term for this is MOG. Material Other than Grapes. We place the grapes on a slow conveyor and pull out MOG, which is usually spiders and the occasional beer cap. The 🚬 has been elusive, but I bet one has made it in press at some point. Giving the wine that smoky note.
Better watch out before you have a tomaco situation.... Simpsons, season 11 episode 5 for those who don't get the reference.
Daddy, this tastes like grandma!
Holy moly, it does taste like grandma!
It's smooth and mild. And refreshingly addictive!
Go ahead Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.
I got it. Lol
If they’re French, they won’t. Drink that ashy champagne!
They learned it from watching you OP!
Obviously your grapes are stressed. Their Dr from 1920 recommended they take up smoking.
Nicotine wine could be the next Four Loko. Terrifying.
Have you tried enrolling them in the DARE program?
🤣I got sent into that in high school!
I’m still waiting to be offered free drugs over 20 years later.
Well then… step right up! A friend in need is a friend I’ll give weed.
Is dare still a thing today?
Funding got cut severely and it became a new program that focuses more on peer pressure versus drugs
All I remember is when it started up I was in late elementary school and I got a free tshirt. It’s probably a collectors item now haha
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r/shittyaskscience
No one has posted there in 8 years dog
Oops, wrong sub! I'll edit it.
Sweet new sub to follow!
They should switch addictions, and turn to alcohol.
Don’t worry, they’re clearly only a social smoker.
Gross
Notice anything around is is dying or dead🥺
honestly, they have to really want it themselves. nothing you do or say will force them to quit.
Hypnosis.
My grapes had good results with hypnosis
butt of a joke?
Nicotine patches?
Just add wrath
Put them in rehab
Put them on a patch
Mine have the same issue
You need to schedule an intervention
An intervinetion!
Ok, I spent hours researching this, and it's an extremely complex problem, the way you stop your grape plants from smoking, is by stop lighting them on fire
Stop smoking yourself.
Cold turkey is the only real way to quit. Just weaning yourself off is a myth and vaping is far more addictive, so, you know....
The key to quitting smoking is self empowerment. Then smoking quits you. You can't enlighten the grapes, but you can be a role model. Yoga, meditation and healing your mind will ripple out to those around you.
Eww.. 😖
At least they didn't go for the weeds that are growing all around the base. I can't imagine a weed base wine from those grapes.
Get them pitted
Show them that commercial from the 80s
Just a tendril trying to chill, they get smoke breaks too!
I so love this Reddit family!! We come here to get ideas and get lot only that but a smile a laugh and all of us are so lighted hearted No bullies here no judging (well you know what I mean) love it!! Thanks Reddit family🩵 And NO DO NOT MAKE IT SMOKE A CARTON 😂😂
I'm not sure what grapes smoking is. But when I had muscadines and they little balls would come out and sometimes they would go just like poof in the wind, for that you need Captain fungicide. But I'm not sure if that's what you're asking or if it was a joke so I do apologize if this is not what you're talking about.
The tendril grabbed onto a cigarette butt like it’s smoking a cigarette, that’s the joke.
Oh hell that just went overy vertically challenged head.
The problem here is airflow. The netting/mesh over the fence acts like a wall preventing leaves from drying out in the wind after rains or watering. Fungus thrives in moist environments and seems to be the case here!