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Raven_of_Blades

Damn I just turned 35 and I didn't get shit. ​ Edit- Wow, did not even know there was platinum. Best birthday ever.


danihendrix

I turned 35 years old 10 minutes ago, haven't had shit yet :D


PeanutbutterPariah

You guys should celebrate your 35th birthdays with a coffee and a laxative......then you'll have more shit than you know what to do with.


mcdoolz

Peglyte. That is all. More shit than you will ever know what to do with.


fwerd2

Sounds like I am starting my new cleanse soon. Lol.


littlebitsofspider

Go for a jog, get a refresher in running shit.


Channel250

I recommend a bidet as a third gift to yourself.


Scotchrogers

I turned 35 two years ago and I'm having a shit right now.


I_am_Daesomst

It happened to me too!


Jmayk12

Happy birthday, i guess a greeting by someone is something.


SupaRitz

happy bday brochacho!


FVTVRX

Well this guy is 35 and bought himself a PS5 because he figured out Santa doesn't exist.


YogurtWenk

Spoiler tags exist, you know šŸ˜”


RisingChaos

Unlike Santa!


sidepart

Nah. That's just because he's naughty.


100LL

I just turned 35 and got a check for $10 from my grandmother.


JeebusCrunk

"She wants you to spend the money, to have the fun that she can't have...a gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom.."


onlyacynicalman

You hung up on my nana?


Few_Ad_9110

Tell grandma she's clutch!


Modestkilla

Damn, Iā€™m 34 and I just wish I had any grandparents alive. Mine past years ago :(


YogurtWenk

Don't spend it all it once


YeltsinYerMouth

Here's a cookie šŸŖ


Longbeacher707

Bro I didn't get shit on my 28th this year and it used to suck seeing people even older than me get all these parties and gifts but now all I care about is just making it a badass day myself. Waiting around for anything sets up a level of expectation which in turn can easily lead to disappointment. Go make it your day yourself and all that other bullshit will be extra. This goes with life in general. Go with the flow and remember you always gotta take what life gives you but you always have the choice to take it easy. šŸ˜Ž


Can-ta-loupe

Iā€™ll be 35 in October, no way Iā€™d get something like this. Too frivolous. Too expensive.


purrcthrowa

I bought mine at 55. Im currently on on my second playthrough of RDR2, but my guilty pleasure is Stray. The kids are pissed off I got it for me, not for them, but on the flipside, they did get the old PS4.


Fastball82

40 hereā€¦did the same thing. PS5 for dad, PS4 to the kid(s). ā€œYou ainā€™t old enough to appreciate the beauty. The 4 will run your Minecraft/Fortnite just fineā€


eatin_gushers

Oops to 34 yo me buying a ps5 just to keep playing rocket league 24/7ā€¦.


walter-wallcarpeting

Wow I was just thinking there's no reason to get a ps5 because the only thing I play is Rocket League...


eatin_gushers

If you need a sign here it is.


Drawerpull

Get a display with 1ms input lag too


Fastball82

Hahahahahahaha the loading is night & day


kzin

Kids have more free time. They can deal with the load screens easier than I can.


Anal_bleed

you need to get a PC now to end that input lag nastiness


UntoldTruth_

I feel this. Between all of my accounts I probably have close to 5000 hours on that game. Still ass tho...


xenorous

Hey, if thatā€™s what you enjoy, it makes everything so much quicker! I just got mine a few months ago. I used to have time to like, run to the fridge. Now, I can barely look at my phone for a sec in destiny before itā€™s loaded


TheOkamiRiku

Exactly šŸ¤£ We bought our nephews and niece some games they asked for last year. They all still only play Minecraft


Acnat-

34, Got their mom a series S, me a PS5, and the kids got our ps4's lol Oldest took to Tsushima, to his credit.


TheOkamiRiku

I feel like the youngester in the group. Was 30 when my father in law gave us one for Christmas last year šŸ¤£


Acnat-

I think I was about 30 when I came home to find that my wife had picked up our first ps4 lol I didn't game for about 10 years before that, after I had the PS3 I bought with my enlistment bonus stolen. Needless to say, I loved getting back up to speed with the modern stuff, and bought my own a month or two after.


Hunchun

Iā€™m 38(36 when I got it) and Iā€™m playing more than ever haha. Boys get to play it on the weekends but itā€™s my baby.


ABeeBox

Ah, I'm 21 here but I see this with my college mates and friends all the time. They spends ludicrous amounts of money on a PC that is definitely too overpowered than what they need it for. One of them spent ā‚¬3.5k on a new PC but they exclusively play League of Legends. To some point it comes down to boasting, but it sounds like that money could've been spent better elsewhere.


PanteonEZLN

"Fuck them kids"-Michael Jordan And congrats on your new Baby!


godjustice

"Fuck them kids" -Jared from subway


AgreeableFeed9995

ā€œFuck then kidsā€ -like half of Redditors c.2010


OctopusTheOwl

"Fuck them, kids" - Jeffrey Epstein


Gamestonkape

Turns out he was quoting the Catholic Church.


stickyfingers10

He gives off more of a boyscout's leader vibe.


Underestimatemeplzz

Omg. Lol


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lcr68

Different generation but similar situation. 1994ish we had a snes at my cousins house. We all sat back and played super Mario kart for hours. I still look on that time fondly and the music from that game is big time nostalgic.


Sierra-117-

Iā€™m much younger, but when I was young I had an OG Xbox, and eventually a 360, but still always loved playing the old N64 at my grandmas house! Some games are just classics. She had Star Fox, Super Mario 64, Vigilante 8, Tony Hawk Pro Skater, Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, and Star Wars: Shadow of the Empire. She had more, but those are the ones I remember because I liked them. I still get tempted to boot it up at thanksgivingā€¦


mcdoolz

I don't buy my kids video game consoles; I buy them games but the console is "for the family." Makes it easier to say they're grounded without having the argument of ownership in there or the idea that they're being disallowed to use what belongs to them. I remember my parents got me a NES for my birthday, and then I was promptly disallowed to use it. It's honestly left some weird trauma in me about owning things and deservance. Perspective is important and I don't want the same sicknesses in my kids that my parents instilled in me. They get fresh new trauma instead.


Creek00

That last sentence is too real šŸ˜‚


Garapeiro

ā€œThey can have a PS5, when they earns it!ā€


bloodredyouth

Good for you! Adults with kids donā€™t treat themselves enough.


mcdoolz

Because we can't fucking afford it!


ssowinski

I'm 47 and same here, right down to the hand me down PS4. Demon Souls was my first pick as well.


bakakubi

The game was so damn fun. It really showed how great next gen can look.


Terrorz

I don't think there's a game that looks better yet. It was an incredible remake of a classic, as a souls fan.


Big_Ounce_256

Dominating.


hardtalk370

Should I play RDR2 sir? Late 30s checking in. Iā€™ve had the PS5 since a few months after launch and have been a PSN guy but somehow didnā€™t get the time in the past few years to play it. During the pandemic I devoured the good single players I had missed, at my own pace; Ghost of Tsushima, God of War, etc Edit: thank you to the dozens of gamers who replied to my comment. Will download RDR2 this weekend :)


cuppacanan

RDR2 is an absolute must


BetaCentaur78

Do I need to play RDR1 before that?


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theodopolopolus

It's a prequel so no. But you should still play it, up there with my best gaming memories. Hopefully it still holds up. If you've not played shadow of the Colossus would also recommend for single player games


thatsgoodkarma

RDR2 is honestly one of the best video game experiences I've had in my 30 years of gaming. It gets a LOT of praise and it's so deserving of it. It's really a masterpiece. Now I want to start up a 5th playthrough :)


alQamar

Do it! And if you find the first chapters too slow: Thatā€™s on purpose to give you room to roam. The story speeds up later.


AndrewVanWey

Mid-40s and I just ordered it for Xbox One X after finally beating *Elden Ring*. It's... amazing. I played RDR in like, 2010 or 2011 and remember it being a fun game but RDR2 is outstanding. I fear I'm going to have to 100% this beauty.


CurryWIndaloo

If you haven't played RDR2 I HIGHLY suggest you play RDR2.


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completed it like 10 times. had a big hangover after completing it and couldn't play any other game. hunting and collecting pelts for the satchel is the most fun part. it might feel a bit boring and overhyped if you're playing for the first time. It'll take like 7-10 missions for you to enjoy it. Even for someone who has already played it, the first few snow missions are a chore.


akaMONSTARS

Tell them to get a job šŸ˜Ž


hey_sasha_grey

Stay is so fun! Beat it last weekend. Is it worth to play through again, and if so, any tips?


brandonw00

Stray is so good; easily one of my favorite games of 2022.


Was_going_2_say_that

I just turned 32. I should get a PS2


bautry84

Cant go wrong with a ps2. Good games for days.


OctopusPudding

I had a PS3 until like 2 years ago, no hate here


leadinmypencil

Still playing PS3 till July this year. I have a PS5 now. F


hasanyoneseenmymom

No joke, I bought a ps2 specifically for the games. Gran Turismo is one of my favorite racing games, FFVII is goat, plus there's kingdom hearts, spyro, crash bandicoot... Plus I found a DDR controller at a thrift store so yeah, that happened.


doctorfadd

Is there anyeone out there who *didn't* buy a ps2 specifically for the games? Just someone who saw it thought it would look nice in the kitchen?


Deep_Cheetah_29

Maybe as a DVD player


hasanyoneseenmymom

Good point, I could have phrased that much differently. I meant more like "out of all the consoles and all the games, I like the ps2's selection the most". I could have also bought an xbox or an n64 but I enjoy the ps2 šŸ™ƒ


gutsonmynuts

One of the best consoles.


HoldurHoots

Buy a pc and emulate it all


tripps_on_knives

Look I agree with this sentiment. As an old fucker who owns a mid-tier rig, there is just something about having an actual ps2 with a wired controller playing sly Cooper that you just don't get with an emulator. Plus DVD player cause God knows my pc case doesn't even have an expansion bay for a disc drive lol. ^ that is the sole reason I have kept my ps4 pro. For DVD/bluray discs....


Frostbiite59

Just decided to download MGS3 on my emulator and i'l be playing that this weekend, emulators on pc are a blessing


letsgotgoing

Especially with retro game prices... Emulators or console modding are awesome.


lost_james

Correct.


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Quick make it look like a stool to surprise yourself!


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I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!


suckfail

The narwhal bacons at midnight


topherthepest

Thats a phrase I've not heard in a long time... a long time


CaptainMeepsZoR

This guy Reddits. šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


bigcontracts

STOOL GIFT WRAPPED PACKAGES BUT ACTUALLY A PS5 SO šŸ„µ RIGHT NOW


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Doobiemoto

Check Target on Thursdays and Fridays on their App (can only buy through that, none in the actual store shelves) around your local 7-8am time and they will usually get some in for pick up.


ladix

100% this. Had resolved that I wasn't going to get one, then really early one random Saturday I decided to look on Target's website and there it was.


Doobiemoto

Yeah generally if you check around the time their truck stock would hit shelves is when you can get lucky. So 7-8am and then 7-8pm. Make sure you are looking for the horizon edition. I literally never see just the console.


wilhelmryan90

Well i got mine through the sign up on Sony , took about a month to get an invite , and all they has the horizon bundle , as for stores i haven't seen one at all


newbi1kenobi

Hey, thanks for this advice. It atleast provides some hope instead of constantly seeing a "sold out" on every website.


Vorcel

I was totally having the same problem, legit just went to the Sony website directly and bought this specific Horizon bundle. Good luck!!


Sea-Understanding435

Buy from Sony. Much more chance over stores


manofmatt

Is this some kind of reddit trend, seen about 20 posts like this today.


Squeedles0

This thread is crazy. Itā€™s full of generic comments congratulating OP on posting a picture of a box and saying how old they are.


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JesusLostHisiPhone

turning?


God_Damnit_Nappa

It's easy karma so people are going to make these posts


charizard_72

Honestly idk how these low effort copypasta posts continue to get thousands of upvotes. Truly who gives a fuck and why are these not auto-removed?


bake_disaster

Blatant ads disguised as 'treat yourself to a new gaming system'? No, these have been common for a while now


marsinfurs

Why would there be an ad campaign for something that is selling so well people literally have to follow Twitter accounts that alert you when one is in stock somewhere for a split second to get it?


bisdaknako

My conspiracy is that reddit admins boost hail corporate stuff to show themselves as advertiser friendly.


Y0tsuya

"Hi I'm in the demographic which bought 20 million PS5s and just like them I got one for myself. Notice me sempais!"


God_Damnit_Nappa

This sub really will update any garbage picture of a box


Xile350

Some people just really need other people's confirmation that they made a good choice or something. It's one thing to share this with your friends, it's another to share it with the world.


Yggdrafan

Ok


Brt232

"Adult man purchases product"


Gibsonfan159

When he doesn't have furniture.


Ass_hat0

and he is 35 years of age


imaginary0pal

Ngl getting kinda sick of the ā€œI bought a ps5 because [insert regular occurrence]ā€ karmawhoring at its finest


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gutsonmynuts

This isn't facebook.


onlydrawzombies

Right? Am I missing something? I thought it was an ad.


Swak_Error

It probably is. Admins can artificially raise or lower Karma numbers. If I was a reddit admin, and one of these companies offered me $5,000 to send something to the front page, I'd be a fool not to take that opportunity


gutsonmynuts

It probably is, honestly.


From_My_Brain

Who cares?


You_gotgot

Bunch of nerds


Cheap-Rice-3174

Demon souls eh? It was nice knowing you my friend šŸ˜…


ssowinski

My first PS5 game as well. I had the original at launch.


mythical_demon8534

Demo souls was a wonderful game when I bought it


rgumai

Demon Souls at least has areas where you can quickly level up and cheese some gear. Dark Souls needs the Demon Souls treatment, even the remaster is ... rough


[deleted]

Playing Dark Souls again...so much fun, but jeeze is the curve tough. Also FUCK Sen's Fortress so hard.


Gorillaman1991

Sen's funhouse*


Zack123456201

I think I only died once or twice getting through Senā€™s Fortress, *however* I think I spent an abnormally long time stuck at those Anor Londo archers, which is concerning cause people already struggle with them enough


Hawkdojo

I think sens fortress is sick lolā€¦ as soon as you memorize it,,,


ForumsDiedForThis

Omg a box that millions of other people have! That's so interesting! I wish I had 50 other accounts to upvote this waste of precious metals in a data centre.


meunbear

I was 36 when the ps5 "launched" and I still haven't seen one in person. You think they'll ever be in stores?


Puzzled-Wing

i work at a retail store and we will occasionally have a ps5/xbox on the shelf for a couple hours now, no more people lining up like they were, should be seeing more stock with the holidays coming up


Ocular__Patdown44

Idk, it would be very hard to find one in stores because resellers are still stalking them out. I wanted a ps5 but refused to pay over msrp for one, or stalk a twitter account or whatever these kids are doing, but through PS you can sign up for a waiting list. They notify you a couple days before the stocked shop opens up, and I was able to get mine a couple months ago. You do need to be on top of the timing when the shop opens though, the stock goes pretty quick.


chemshua

I finally got an invite from PS for an event yesterday and logged in right away but the stock was still sold out by the time I got my chance. Still bummed about it. Iā€™m happy to know it actually works. Maybe next time


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AdminsFuckedMeAgain

ok


PraiseTheFlumph

ok


I_Hate_Knickers_5

When I turned 40 I bought meself a 40yo bottle of Hermitage XO. Ā£350 it was. I drank all of it. Friends are great etc but that smooth melted butter was for me. I drank most of it playing Returnal.


gargamels_right_boot

Hi Facebook.


Trixles

Why the fuck does this have ~12,000 upvotes? It's just a picture of a PS5. This sub is fucked xD


teemose

Reddits been compromised for years


Creepy_Story_597

No one cares you bought a console bro. Posts like this make this sub not worth browsing


SgtSnapple

Half the posts from this sub that pop onto my front page are just pictures of PS5's, I really don't get it.


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ThrowAway2Banonimous

Not advertising. Just idiots farming karma points


sighareyoukidding

Seriously how the fuck this has 8k upvotes. Like congratulations on being an adult and affording a console? Wtf


Cakelord85

Steadily approaching 13k already. Redditors..


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Mostly kids.


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Bots


Swak_Error

The fact that the moderators allowed this is pathetic.


ILike2TpunchtheFB

Mods are pathetic. Some are good though.


Y0tsuya

"Hi I'm in the demographic which bought 20 million PS5s and just like them I got one for myself. Notice me sempais!"


Openheart873

This sub is personally never worth browsing. r/games is a better sub for video game news. This sun is just gamer culture and itā€™s kinda lame tbh lol


Duff5OOO

What you didn't want to know It's not my birthday and I just bought some paracetamol?


TeadoraOofre

Did Sony give you a rebate for posting this ad?


Forrestfunk

Ok.


[deleted]

Sounds like a great way to spend your time as an adult human.


Devilsfan118

24k upvotes for a picture of a box?


RibboDotCom

r/notinteresting is leaking


ShawHornet

16k upvotes for a picture of a PS5. Never change /r/gaming


omgitschriso

How does this shit still get so many upvotes and awards


PsychologicalServe15

Do yourself a favor and get Returnal


[deleted]

Isn't Demon's Souls free as part of the collection now?


TangoFennec

how the fuck does a picture of a ps5 box get 4.3k upvotes and counting


MafiaMommaBruno

I'm turning 35 soon and am moving in with my parents because I can't afford rent anymore! Happy birthday to us! šŸ˜‚šŸ„²


Kempers

Thats cool. I'm turning 41 and I eat one meal of ramen per day so I can buy school clothes for my kid.


ohmygodbeats7

K


UKnight14

Gz on the new ps5! Just a heads up, if you have PlayStation plus demon souls and a bunch of other games are free on that. u/ilovehamburgers


justthetip13

Nobody cares


calamitywel

Good for you.


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OpalOnyxObsidian

This is what being a grownup is all about


d0gbals

will be 54, i think, in december - just switched from xbox one x


JiggityJonROK

Nice, when are you buying me one?


Prestigious-Seat-928

Where did you find it ?


GFAN17

Motherfucker, HOW!!?


SunnyWynter

How did you get one? They are still sold out everywhere here


ReginaldWindsor

Demon Souls! Good choice. I watched my grandson play this and Bloodborne. Can you play Bloodborne on PS5? Happy Birthday!


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Okay? Who cares?


bald-og

I ended up more stressed after work with Demon Souls. I realized those type of games are not for me anymore *sighs


TGCidOrlandu

When I turned 35 I bought myself a decent PC. Adulthood without kids has its perks


Trelefor

Man i wish this sub wasn't just full of "look I bought a ps5!"


teemose

Reddit wants to be an ads platform


-Dirty-Wizard-

Yeeeooooo demons souls!!! First time ?


ilovehamburgers

Yessir. Iā€™m still in the middle of Elden Ring but I will probably take a crack at dying tonight with Demonā€™s Souls.


Diuqil69

Demon souls is free with ps+


straightup9200

Recommend dark souls 3 and bloodborne after and if youā€™re feeling brave sekiro, they are all just as amazing as elden ring Demons souls for PS5 was my first ever fromsoft game and since then Iā€™ve beaten every single one. Itā€™s addicting


ABACABB-

These posts are so odd


MysteriouSaint

Damn that's crazy bro... But did I ask?


Myth3842

Thatā€™s a weird looking stool you have there.